The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Written by: ohlooktheresabee (@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr and A03)
Narrated by: ohlooktheresabee
Music by: Randomwordsonpaper
Coverart by: alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

Consulting For Christmas Part 1 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Explicit
Summary: John Watson thinks he's Very Bad at Relationships.
Sherlock Holmes dreams of wandering around his entorhinal cortex.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30980021
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Music:  Cirrus by Bob Bradley and Christopher Wonfor

The Beauty of Broken Edges

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Teen and Up
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/203017
Summary: The eighth time Sherlock proposed to John, it was on a Thursday afternoon in the middle of a Tesco. And like the seven times before, he got rejected.
Music: High Jinks by Philip Guyler

The Love Song of Two Idiots

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Mature
Summary: Sherlock is babysitting Rosie when the ultimate disaster strikes London. There will be fear, there will be danger, there will be despair - but in the end, there will be love.
Original Text: archiveofourown.org/works/32844028/chapters/81501571
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Music: Genius by Luke Richards

Winter to Spring

Chapter 1 In Need of Quiet Affection and Gentle Words

In Need of Quiet Affection Chapter 2

Rating: Teen and up
Summary:  People don't touch Sherlock Holmes, not like they touch other people.  Then he meets John Watson.
Music: Adagio For Strings by Jody Jenkins
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/289734

A Study in Intimacy

Rating: Explicit
Summary:  There are, strictly speaking, two places Sherlock calls John’s room.
One of them is the real room, upstairs in 221B, made of brick and wood, plaster and wallpaper, furniture and military corners on the bed.
The other one has a yellow sticky note on its door with John’s room scrawled on it in John’s handwriting, messy after years of taking notes during med school and even more years of hastily scribbling down prescriptions. It’s the room in Sherlock’s mind palace.

It is a room, yes. But it’s more than that. It’s a series of events that unfolds upon entering.

John's Room 

Rating: Mature
Summary: Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.

In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.
Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/1031893

Acceptable Behaviour 

Summary: John has a series of unexpected meetings with a stranger on the Tube.
Rating: Explicit
Music: Opportunity by Dvorkin, Pittock Kid

Evening Ride

I'll Carry You Into Our Future, My Dear

Rating:  Mature
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19757596#main
Summary:  Sherlock escapes London for a quiet, solitary life in Sussex, exhausted after the whirlwind of drama following Mary’s death.
One day, a letter arrives.
Music:  Once Upon A Time by Patrick Hayes

The Death and Resurrection of a Beekeeper

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