Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Five times John comforts someone, and one time someone comforts him.
Original Text: archiveofourown.org/works/420148
🧡on AO3:
Music: Passing Time by Paul Mottram

Safe Harbour

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Sherlock is in pain. Billy Kinkaid, the Camden garroter and best man Sherlock knows, diagnoses it. Ademar Silver, a male prostitute in south London, attempts to treat it. Lestrade, kindly Detective Inspector of New Scotland Yard, doesn’t notice it. Eventually, John Watson, healer and registered medical doctor, cures it.
And a beautician called Penny paints Sherlock’s toenails.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9137005/chapters/20762059
Music: Straight Boy Pain by Randomwordsonpaper

Straight Boy Pain

Chapter 6

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29030784/chapters/71254368

Summary: The media had penned him a modern day Robin Hood. Aziraphale thought it was a rather fitting moniker, if not a little obvious. They named him so because for the last six months the wealthiest residents of Chicago had fallen victim to a touch of wealth redistribution, so to speak.
As the long arm of the barricade springs to life and lifts into the air the redhead behind the wheel turns to where Aziraphale is standing, tilts his sunglasses down and looks Aziraphale up and down with a smirk. He winks before peeling out and disappearing around the corner into traffic.
Aziraphale stares, mouth open, as the barricade slowly sinks back down at the exit. That smug fucking bastard. The radio crackles quietly on his belt and he cringes. His lungs are screaming at him. His heart thumping wildly in his chest. He drops his hands to his knees and tries to catch his breath. “Fuck.” He hears sirens approaching. “Fuck.”
 
Officer Fell is on the case of a criminal known as the Snake who seems to be implementing vigilante justice all around the city. But the bad guys aren't always what they seem. Turns out, neither are the good guys.

Protect and Serve

Protect & Serve: Chapter 1

Rated: Mature
Summary: After being invalided out of the army and without any other prospects, John Watson has relocated to a small town in northern France. Now he has to decide what to do for the rest of his life. One morning there's a mad stranger in his garden chasing a swarm of bees, and it seems John's decision is made.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24107458/chapters/58032292
🧡on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56571823/chapters/143781943
Music: Fabulous Day by Aysedniz Gokcin

The House on Rue des Boulanger

The Garden

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43157244

‘He left. Broke up with me and left,’ Stede says pleasantly, enjoying the way Lucius’ eyes just… continue to get bigger.

‘Why? Actually, not relevant, I mean, are you okay? You seem… surprisingly okay? About it?’ Lucius asks cautiously, setting his latte down on the glass coffee table.

‘Oh, I’m furious. He’s going to have to grovel for weeks about this,’ Stede replies. ‘But first, I need to make him beg me to take him back.’

Lucius stares. ‘You what?’

***

or; Ed dumps Stede in a moment of insecurity, and Stede immediately hatches a plan to fix it.

Based partly on Mastermind by Taylor Swift, but mostly on the TikTok that iconic older gay couple made to it.

The Wind In Our Free-Flowing Sails (and the liquor in our cocktails)

Podfic of the Good Omens Roomates Human AU, Vignettes of a Life Together by Busy24_7.

Read original work: archiveofourown.org/works/53763031/…093543#workskin

Rated: Explicit

Summary: Crowley, botany student and professional worrier, is harboring a massive, secret crush on his new roommate. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is more clueless than he is given credit for. Will these two ever figure it out, or is Crowley doomed to a life of pining? A 5+1-style fic with a whole lot of fluff and intentionally minimal angst. Rated M for the first few chapters, but will be upgraded to E if Crowley ever gets his way…

Vignettes of a Life Together: Chapter 2 [podfic]

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53068954/chapters/134268547
Summary: In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.

Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.

The Shared Desk Dilemma

Chapter 2: Sparkles and Porn and Trash, oh my

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53969344

Summary: The kiss was just a joke. Right? Then how the fuck did Aziraphale end up here?

Mistletoe

Mistletoe: Chapter 3

A Good Omens Podfic based on the lovely work of harlotofgod
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53314534

Rating: E
(Content Warning: Ghost Story, Voyerism)

Spookake

Reading of blueink3's Emergency Contact Sherlock Holmes: Relationship n/a
Rating Mature

Emergency Contact

EMERGENCY CONTACT: Sherlock Holmes, RELATIONSHIP n/a by blueink3

Out of Thought

Out of Thought Chapter 14

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