Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53068954/chapters/134268547
Summary: In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.

Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.

The Shared Desk Dilemma

Chapter 3: Alliances are Formed

Good Omens Explicit fanfic by demonsandpieohmy, based on artwork by Elenthya.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53648926

To Shreds

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53061940

Summary: 
“And all your admirers in Portland Place—if they could see you now—”

“They’d expire on the spot,” said Aziraphale cheerfully, sliding a slow, deliberate hand from Crowley’s hip bone down the furrow of his pelvis. “Or ask to stay and watch the show.” His fingers found soft curls, reached a little farther down. “Oh, they’d have coveted you,” he added. “Gorgeous creature that you are. But I would have kept you all to myself.”

“Oh,”’ sighed Crowley. “They could—oh—they could watch—ah—just to see that you’re mine.”

O You and Me at Last

Podfic of the Good Omens Roomates Human AU, Vignettes of a Life Together by Busy24_7.

Read original work: archiveofourown.org/works/53763031/…093543#workskin

Rated: Explicit

Summary: Crowley, botany student and professional worrier, is harboring a massive, secret crush on his new roommate. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is more clueless than he is given credit for. Will these two ever figure it out, or is Crowley doomed to a life of pining? A 5+1-style fic with a whole lot of fluff and intentionally minimal angst. Rated M for the first few chapters, but will be upgraded to E if Crowley ever gets his way…

Vignettes of a Life Together: Chapter 5 [podfic]

Factory Settings - Chapter 50

Reading of Snorklepie's The Edinburgh Problem
Rating Explicit

The Edinburgh Problem by Snorklepie Ch 7

Reading of Snorklepie's The Edinburgh Problem
Rated E

The Edinburgh Problem by Snorklepie Ch 13

Reading of Snorklepie's The Edinburgh Problem
Rating Explicit
Trigger Warning for sexual abuse by a family member

The Edinburgh Problem

The Edinburgh Problem by Snorklepie Chapter 30

Summary:  He'd promised himself he'd do it before Christmas, because otherwise Mummy WILL ask, probably in front of John.
Rating: General Audience
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12148338
Music: Building The Vision by Andrew Skeet

Impossible Things

The podfic of Tickety-Boo's "Dearly Beloved'".
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Aziraphale’s the only one in existence who, if he said, “Yes, I believe we have to set the entire world on fire now,” Crowley would say in return, “If you’re sure, then I got some accelerant in the trunk. What? No reason, really, just had it there in case of emergency. You never know.”

Aziraphale would likely ask, “What emergency would accelerant be necessary for?” and Crowley would retort, “Well it’s certainly coming in handy NOW, isn’t it? So I suppose this emergency.”

And Aziraphale would press his lips together all indignantly and Crowley would have to dig his fingernails into his palm to keep himself from launching at Aziraphale to kiss him silly because apparently they have to start some fires.
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A story involving a proposal, some finicky plants, one very stressed out demon, and a marriage 6,000 years in the making - cue the insecurities, bachelor parties, and wedding day mishaps.

Dearly Beloved [Podfic]

Five Times Sherlock Fell Asleep

6 The Grand Scheme

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