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The Creepy Pasta Battle Royale.

Cast:
Justin Buckner - Slender Man 
RLYoshi - Jeff the Killer
Nathan Provost - Hoody
Froggy - Masky
LazySundayPaper - Eyeless Jack
WoodenHornets - Smile Dog
Kyenza - SCP-173
DarkLink4749 - BEN
RLYoshi - MissingNO
VideoGameRapBattles - Zalgo


EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDER MAN
VERSUS
JEFF THE KILLER 
BEGIN!

Slender Man:
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night
Nothing can match my length, I spit deminishing and dark
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound!

Jeff the Killer:
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town.
Legend says you kill, but I'm the best killer around.
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets.
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet.
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you.
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo.

Slender Man:
They call me Slender Man because I get all them bitches
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses
You're rip off of Dahmer, and he's more effective.
You ass got burnt, bitch, you're literally defective
How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped
And the most action you've ever had was at a bus stop
I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my maze
You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze.

Jeff the Killer:
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all.
You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
Then beat your faceless ass until you finally die
You won't put up a fight, I'll make you need Hospice
Come at me, and I'll rip right off your Slender dick.
Don't give me your crap, bitch, you're done! You're old news
How sad! They made a Teletubby scarier than you!

Hoody (talking):
Now hold on a second....
Hoody (rapping):
It's Hoody and Masky! We bring horror you won't believe
Masky:
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave
Hoody:
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames.
Masky:
You both have no family, and now it's your turn to get maimed
Hoody:
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids
Masky:
and both of you freaks always go after kids!
Hoody:
What a lame excuse, no eyes. You can still see.
Masky:
That we'll kill you just like your whole family.

Eyeless Jack:
It's Eyeless Jack here, so get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when i sneak into your room
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave.
Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave
Slender Man, you don't scare me, Jeff, you're just a bitch,
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch
I'm the creepypasta king, you feel a loss to the Boss
And I don't even need eyes just to see that you've lost

Smile Dog:
Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog
you pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile
I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror.
A twig, a child, pathetic twins and a sightless explorer.
You can't beat me. I'm more badass than you all combined.
All five of you could never handle this demonic canine

Intercom: SCP-173 HAS ESCAPED, WE'RE PUTTING THE FOUNDATION ON LOCKDOWN.

SCP-173
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile
I'm a class Keter threat; you're all Euclid at best
Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death
No use Containing or Protecting your insecurities
Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps
Neck snap, get back; I'm having too much fun
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be [DATA EXPUNGED]!

BEN:
You shouldn't have done that. It's time to give you a frown
I'm back for good bitches! And this time I won't drown
I go by the name of Ben, I'm every one's thriller
I've come to this battle to destroy you pathetic excuses for killers
You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see
I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing

MissingNO:
Back from the island, it's Missingno. here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crunch you, prisoner! 128 times!
And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse.
And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse.
You all need to watch out, for when M truly arrives
You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I CORRUPT YOUR LIVES

Zalgo:
Enough with your petty rhymes it's time for you all to suffer
My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes makes you shudder
You're always hiding in your forest so nobody sees you cry
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides
Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes
Dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls
And Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see
That nobody gives a shit about your crappy story
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm the mad dog of madness
you bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are
Some experiment covered in feces and scars
BEN, you shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath
Hell no, MissingNo; you're just a little bitch
Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch
9 Lives Taken at my demonic laughter
You're in my realm bow down to, ZALGO, YOUR MASTER

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23.

Applejack:

YEE HA! time to face my big brother,
I'm the best apple farmer, second to no other.
Am i the best rapper, EYUP, you the best rapper, NOPE,
I will hang you up like an apple rope.
You were raised to say two words, that don't work for shit,
they should just call you just Mac, cause you aren't that big.
Just count the 4 numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4, Raise this barn,
I kick apple trees, so get ready to get harmed

Big Mac:

Shut the Hay Up, little sister, go and drink your apple cider,
you look new around here, let me give you a tour inside here.
I won't give you anymore apple fritter, you stupid jew,
heck, Applebloom is a better apple bucker than you.
Oh, you're name is Applejack? well i prefer Froot Loops,
You got 2nd place because theirs someone you can't handle to do.
They call me big for a reason, you name should've been Apple Teeny,
you only eat red apples, when there's yellow and green!

Applejack:

Your big? SURE! you make the muscle pony look like a fairy,
you have a useless character plot than R-R-R-Rarity.
Big Mac? i ordered an apple pie with apple fries,
you're like an old apple pie, so you deserve to die.
You look tired and sweaty, BUT NO BREAKS!
I'm the best apple archer for fucking god's sake.
I'm a better rapper than you, all you do is say yep and nope,
i would rather rap against Granny Smith cause you are fucking DOPE!

Big Mac:

NOPE! I won, you lost, cause i am the best,
You always getting apples always leads into a rest.
I might have not got the love of Miss Cherrilee,
but you didn't get any fame from saving the apple trees.
You don't deserve to be in the apple farm, go work with Flim Flam Bros,
I don't need to rap anymore cause you just got owned!
I won this battle, no doubt, you need to step
up, am i the best apple farmer ever? Eeyup!

Applejack vs Big McIntosh. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 19

CAST:

Squidward's Suicide - VideoGameRapBattles
Dead Bart - Mat4yo
Sonic.exe - UberFictionBattles
Tails Doll - MCGamingFTW
Happy Appy - RLYoshi
Cupcakes - Katie Glasco
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Uboa - B-Lo Lorbes
The Villager - SuperThingsOnCups
Suicidemouse.avi - WoodenHornets

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN!

Dead Bart:
You're dead, squid, like your music career,
I guess you can't hear you suck cause you don't have ears
You got a watermelon brain, and a dick for a nose
I'm gonna stomp you flat, like all your music notes
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed
is that you never had a bitch to blow your clarinet
You can't come back cause you're already dead,
and in the end i'll leave your easter island head beheaded

Squidward's Suicide:
I would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl,
I can break a window from a plane so you can fall.
Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse,
With the stretching and blurring making it look deformed.
I committed suicide because i can't stand your shit,
And Homer made a joke because he doesn't care about you bitch
The drawing hyper realistic looks fucking lame
Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?!

Dead Bart:
The way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying 
And the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes.
You can't rap at me cause you make no sound,
But you can show 5 frames of dead kids found.
I would tell you to kill yourself, but you beat me to it
Your chance of winning aint your clarinet but you still blew it 
Don't you dare stare at me for fucking 3 seconds,
And I might've died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!

Squidward's Suicide:
Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking,
And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing
When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned,
You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded.
Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"
The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on
The credits were silent and handwritten bullshit,
And the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!

Sonic.exe:
Ready for round two? Hehehe, let's go
I'll show you two shitpastas that you're just my hoes
Dicknose, you aren't scary, suicide's not exciting
Just play my game if you wanna see frightening
Bart, you're a disappointment dying without style,
Motherfucker, I'll leave your wrecked ass like Kyle
You two are comedies, your freak factor is flawed,
Do I have to repeat? I AM GOD

Tails Doll:
Hahaha...
You'll feel trapped and dead when you enter your bed
I'll be taking your head, all the blood will be spread
I'm the Tails doll, and sonic.exe you will be damned,
You unlocked me friend, and I'm coming back again
Squidward's Suicide, please kill yourself real quick,
And Dead Bart, I hope you get pierced on a stick
I'll be pushing these faggots, with my plushy penetration,
I hope I just made clear, this is your final destination.
I'm as cursed as can be, I'm a haunted lord
I'll snap your back, or I'll slice you with a sword
Knuckles, and Sonic R, dead by now
What you can do to make me calm, is fucking bow
Two stupid cartoons, with a little change.
Like hollow eyelids, or little bites out of his face.
And one stupid hedgehog, from a not scary game, ha
I'll kill you like I killed those kids, Gill and Noah

Happy Appy:
Time to watch some TV, what would you like to watch?
A dubbed over Blue's Clues? Or a show that got banned when it got launched?
I will take you to my van and get this episode unreleased,
Allow me to finish off this battle leaving you tortured and deceased.
Let me make kids entertained with my deadly smile,
My episodes were found, now you all are the missing files
I'm the king of the killing, all of you will be dead,
But don't be scared, death's a cycle, that's natural children.

Cupcakes:
This is your time to pay, this is your Judgement Day
I have my knife sharp, are you ready to play?
Squidward, you're a loner, you can't make a smile,
Dead Bart, you can eat my shorts cause yours are vile.
Sonic.exe, you are too slow,
Tails Doll, you're my dolly, time to add a little bow.
Happy Appy, you don't look happy, no need to cry,
Time to make some cupcakes, so you all better get ready to DIE!

BRVR:
You think you're scary shit? You're taking it a step too far
For you can't grasp the true form of me, BRVR
I'll tear all your precious souls and simulate the same Hell
that I went through, yet I'm not crying like your pussy-selves
My master's deep inside my heart, no matter what, 
it makes me write my darkest thoughts, crafted by all of your blood
I'm going to leave and hope for good rappers among us
Even if it means I'm staying here alone...in the darkness

UBOA:
Time to turn out the lights, so you can't see me killing you,
Oh, you all wanted to win? Well BOO-FUCKING-HOO
Welcome to Hell, would you like to have a bike?
Nah... who cares? You wouldn't even dare to like it
Get ready to be trapped, I am Poniko's true form,
This is my revenge, go and flash it some more.
I'm in many other games, like Me, and .flow, ah!
Guess who the winner is, the answer is UBOA!

The Villager:
Hello Neighbor! how are you? i am really fine,
i got a letter saying it's time to for you to die.
I need to get my axe, but it needs to be cleaned,
from all the villagers that i have ever meet.
I'm the animal crosser, you all are just ripoffs,
I will bury you all, if you will just stop.
I'm the best selling Nintendo game and your winner for now,
you all better evacuate cause the villager came to town!

Suicidemouse.avi:
Hello everybody! It's me Mickey Mouse,
And no one will top me, get out of my clubhouse!
Squidward's Suicide, go back to your concert,
Dead Bart, you know breaking plane windows are hazards
sonic.exe and Tails Doll are gay mates,
Apple and Horse, surrender for God's sakes.
BRVR and UBOA, what a fucking joke,
Suicidemouse.avi, the creepypasta of the most!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 20

Pokemon X/Y Elite 4 Theme "Epic Rock" Cover/Remix

Zackschannellive as BMO
LazySundayPaper as GIR

Lyrics:
BMO:
Look at me battle GIR, who’s trying to be a SIR,
but instead, he’s being a HIR and a DIR.
Don't you know, I'm the one and only BMO,
I have the most flow so I just wanted to let you know
that i’m a game console, electric outlet, iPod, and a camera,
alarm clock, toaster, flash and strobelight, and a video player.
You are invader zim’s bitch, so suck my joystick,
I just got a high score rapping against you prick.

GIR:
Just call me Professer Oak, cause I don’t know if your a boy or girl,
cause for fucking god sake, your stupid show makes me hurl.
You really think you're worth shit, dude give me a break,
you're just a talking game console who gets played by Finn and Jake.
I'm actually useful but you just sit on your game ass all day
My show is the best while your show is turning out lame.
I'm the greatest GIR, you're just trouble,
Hell, the only relationship you have is with a fucking bubble!

BMO:
It’s time to kick some robot ass cause it’s adventure time,
let’s play a new game called “Battle of Rhymes”.
It won’t be 8-bit anymore, it’ll be 8-beats,
it is so easy to win, so I don’t need any cheats.
You are such a mistake, wait no your show is a mistake,
you’ll be eaten like how the bear ate Finn’s cupcakes,
My name is BMO, and I’m gonna win this battle,
and the reason why you didn’t is because you always diddly daddle.

GIR:
I'm insane! I'm cute, I'll blast your brains,
Mad smart, I'm GIR-eat! My rapping level's insane.
Adventure Time? that’s all you have to say?
Just call me the gamer, cause you just got played.
I don’t find you scary, and nobody else will,
what is wrong with Finn anyway, did he take a ecstasy pill?
This battle is done, just like you are you dick,
now let me finish you off fast and slick.

BMO vs GIR. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 23.

Hey, here's my remix / cover of Jumper from Capsule!
100% done in milky tracker, in .xm format
heheh, i'm pretty proud of how it turned out
Module download! http://modarchive.org/index.php?request=view_by_moduleid&query=174516

Capsule - Jumper (Art's chiptune remix)

Nathan Provost as Father Time
Stephanie (Nathan's Girlfriend) as Mother Nature

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
MOTHER NATURE
VERSUS
FATHER TIME
BEGIN!

Mother Nature:
Mother Nature has arrived here to show this dude some facts,
I've got flows like the wind, while you make people unable to relax,
By somehow making time seem faster, and you don't know what's in store,
Everyone must pay his debt to Mother Nature, so pay yours,
Sorry there big boy, didn't mean for you to get played
It's not my fault, that I had to Rain on your parade
It's in my Nature to win, I make rainstorms and fertilize farms,
Hurry up and realize that you're more annoying than an wake up alarm

Father Time:
Time goes by slowly when rapping against such a bore as Mother Nature,
Be nice for once and make good weather, you call it summer, I call it failure
You'll fall, like a tree in the forest, without a sound
I'm like the axis of life, I make the whole world go round!
You're ill-natured woman, all your lines are plain wrong, Mother,
I can see you're a girl, you can nag like no other.
It's over, Mother Failure, I've left you destroyed and depressed,
I would explain how much of a mess you are, but there's not much time left!

Mother Nature:
You're old and weak, stop playing with clocks!
To hell with the L, you like playing with cocks!
I'll take a storm and break through your face of glass
Oh, you'll bring the pain? Well I'll make it rain on your ass!
I expel weather, you can't mess with this angry chick
Come at me, dude, your beard's longer than your dick!
I guess it's just wrong timing , for you have just lost
It shows that Mother Nature's path is one you shouldn't cross.

Father Time:
This'll be a long battle for you
Cause time only flies when you're having fun, haha, I thought you knew!
Ignoring your disses is how I pass the time,
After your done PMS'ing, I dare you to spit a rhyme!
Poison Ivy, stop giving every man's crotch an itch
To quote from everybody, Mother Nature is a BITCH!
You've pissed me off for the last Time, so here's my last rhyme:
You fucked up my World, yes that's right bitch, it's mine!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Mother Nature vs Father Time. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 34.

WHO'S THE CUTEST CARTOON CHARACTER EVER?

Stofferex as Fluttershy
Justin Buckner as Cream the Rabbit
Froggy as Chilly Willy the Penguin
awsomepup126 as Bubbles
WoodenHornets as Tweety Bird
Brandon Lorbes as Ike
Zackschannellive as Jerry
Justin Buckner as Snoopy
RapsThroughTime as Pikachu
Matthew Thomas as Doraemon
Mat4yo as Wall-E
KariChanx102 as Hello Kitty
DHFilmsOFFICIAL as Nemo
SuperCoolGuyJoe as GIR
MCGamingFTW as Flippy

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
FLUTTERSHY!
VS!
CREAM THE RABBIT!
BEGIN!

Fluttershy:
umm... hi... uhh... my name is Fluttershy
A name you can't defy, i'll be making you cry
I represent the spirit of kindness, so you better watch out
After I defeat this freak, she'll do nothing but cry and pout
You're nothing but a hopeless bunny with a tiny blue skinned prick
You'll never break my Iron Will, so suck Eggman's scrambled dick
You stand no chance! I'll beat you anytime, anyday.
You can't cross Fluttershy, I've won, (gasps) yay.

Cream the Rabbit:
Hi I'm Cream the Rabbit, and I'm making hip hop
You just make slip slop, so how about you stop?
Everyone is not nice to you, you have a mean bunny
Now go back to Pinkie, Applejack, Dashie, Twilight and Rarity
You're such a wuss, can't stand up for your damn self
It's like you wanna commit suicide, man, you need some help
If your animals get hurt one bit, you blow a little retarded fuse
I'm true friends with Sonic, old men masturbate to you

Fluttershy:
I may not fly for shit, but look at you bitch!
With your wobbly ears, call it an epileptic twitch
If I was a tree, I would fall on you like “TIMBER!”
No pony takes Fluttershy down! NOPONY! REMEMBER!
What's with Sonic? always running all over the place
Do the math, what's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE!
How dare you think you're gonna win? sorry, I have no problem
But if you don't like my disses, THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THEM!

Cream the Rabbit:
A friend of a friend is always a friend
But not you, instead I'll make this be your end
My mom is important to me, all you have are mother fucking bunnies
I'm the queen of the cute cartoon characters, so bow down honey
Now let's talk about your pet Angel, he's never the angel
I'll kill you, turn you into Gutter Die, you a-hole
There's no need to win anymore, all your fans are gone
they will be going to me and start crying “AWWWW!”

Chilly Willy the Penguin:
I'm Chilly Willy, all your rhymes are just silly
Fluttershy, you're just a filly, and Cream, seriously really?
My disses are hot like my fondness of pancakes
Welcome to Alaska, the only thing freezing is your brains
This is the Chilly Show, prepare to feel frostbite
I could get a stack of hotcakes by the end of this fight
So stop it all, my disses are slippery that you will fall
So why don't you two pussies suck my fucking snowballs

Bubbles:
Hi I'm Bubbles, and I'm the joy and laughter girl
All your shows just make me wanna hurl
Fluttershy, give up, you can't look at an animal die
without crying, and I wanna know why
Cream the Rabbit, prepare to get creamed
If you try to pick on me, then I will be steaming
Chilly Willy? Try to stand up on the ice without slipping
I mean your series has no reason for me to be tripping!

Tweety Bird:
I thought I saw these characters bowing down to me
You guys will meet your rival once I go "Tweet Tweet Tweet"
I'll pester you like Sylvester, and i aint bluffing
Tweety Bird is the word, you guys don't know nothing
This Looney tune will make you Looney soon, take it from me
Tweety Pie is the only one makin' records on TV
Fluttershy, don't scream at animals and put on a smile
I'm the ultimate bird, watch me OPPA TWEETY STYLE!

Ike:
It’s Ike, you bitches have had enough turns on the mic
Let’s play “Kick the Baby” but you’re the ones getting kicked, alright?
Fluttershy, you’re a pussy, simple as fucking that
Cream, you’re about to GET creamed, I’ll crush you like I’m Big the Cat
Chilly Willy, quit dilly daddling, and go back to the goddamn North Pole
Bubbles... honestly, you are just a fucking hoe
Tweety you will get beat and I’ll have you as my lunch
Everyone likes Ike, that’s me, I’m cuter than all of you cunts

Jerry:
Well, I don’t like Ike, you’re nothing but a huge dick
Now instead of kicking the baby, I'll kick you like a Sparta kick
I always win against a big cat, which means I’ll win against you
I kick ass and look cute, bitches, there's nothing you can do
I'm the definition of slapstick, my show is fantastic!
And like Tom, I'll drop bombs that will make you feel drastic
Just one squeak from me, and you'll meet your downfall
I may be small, but I'm standing tall above you all

Snoopy:
Time to break your Peanuts, Snoopy the Beagle has joined
Who let this Dog out? I'll leave your asses destroyed
I'm doing Doggy Style with bitches, you guys act like clowns
And none of you can even compare to Charlie Brown
My friends are singing songs, I'm popular 'round the universe
I've got the dopest rhymes, you ugly animals cant spit a verse
Jerry, I'll trap your ass, you're just an annoying mouse
I've won, time to take a nap on the roof of my dog house

Pikachu:
PIKA PIKA CHU! Let's see what you can do!
Pika will use Thunderbolt to kick your asses to the moon!
I'm loved by the world, it's obvious I've won
I'm gonna catch all your asses, this is POKEMON
It's time to blast you all off like Team Rocket
I can win any fight, as well as fit into your pocket
Snoopy, Jerry and Ike? What a terrible loss
All 3 of you can get down and suck my Pokeballs

Doraemon:
Hi! I'm Doraemon, but I'm not here to help
I'm here to tell you to go Fujiko FUCK yourselves
I'm lucky to win, my lucky number's 1,293
You should go to Robots School, I'll be the one to teach
I am the cutest cat to ever air on an anime
Pikachu, I am the best, yet, you don't even need the fame
I'm better than all of you, I even had a girlfriend
You'll always remember my name cause this is your end

Wall-E:
I'll strand you on planet earth, you'll aaaaalll see
Your world will be ended by Waaaaaall-E
This battle's the globe and your raps are pollution
Not even Pikachu can learn evolution
Doraemon, step to the plate and you'll see
That I'm the bot who beats up the robot pussy
Y'all make like the human race and fall
Cause no one on Earth’s getting passed this Wall

Hello Kitty:
Hello, bitches! Are you feeling witty?
You should be afraid, now you're facing Hello Kitty
You're all animation abortions, and your rhymes are just shitty
The only thing WALL-E wants to say hello to are EVE's titties
Pika, your tiny asian peen is the smallest anyone's ever seen
I'm on every girl's backpack, bitch, you want a piece of me?
You have no right to have fame, you're all just fucking wussies
None of you could get near this cutie pussycat's pussy

Nemo:
It's the Shark-Bait here, I'm gonna show you the ropes
I'm the cutest little guppie, you're just anime jokes
I'm really important, they made a movie when i got lost
No more clown-fishing around, we all now I'm a boss
I might be a little fish, but at least I'm more bad
I was kidnapped, you should've known that you rats
WALL-E, what a joke! I'd rather face the BMO
Now you jerks know not to mess with Nemo!

GIR:
Hello sirs it's GIR coming back for some more rhymes
If I can beat a lame game console, then this won’t take that much time
I'm here to invade you bitches, so surrender your asses now
I'll take all of you like a take my women, GOING DOWN!
You guys better be lucky I’m not bringing in my master, Zim
You guys are just bitches who can’t do anything
I am better than all of you, at litterature
All of you better prepare for the wrath of GIR!

Flippy:
They call me flippy 'cause I'mma flipping you off!
I'm the cutest of the cute, you brutes have no right to talk
My lyrics sting hard, Friends, I'll hang you from a Happy Tree
And if you piss me off, I'LL GO INTO A KILLING SPREE!
My flow is Satan-istic! Hear the voices, you must listen
I've got the most demonic children series that's ever existed
This battle's over, and I can't wait for you to say goodnight
when you say all your goodbyes to my sharp ass knife

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS (gunshot)

Fluttershy vs Cream the Rabbit. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 27

Pokemon Rap

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Mewtwo: VideoGameRapBattles
Mew: Justin Buckner



Mewtwo vs Mew. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 1.

Growlithe/Arcanine: Video Game Rap Battles
Vulpix/Ninetales: Justin Buckner

Vulpix vs Growlithe. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 2.

Kabutops: MaNCHA
Omastar: Justin Buckner
Aerodactyl: Video Game Rap Battles

Omastar vs Kabutops. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 3.

Pichu Bros: Nathan Provost & Justin Buckner
Plusle & Minun: MaNCHA & Video Game Rap Battles

Pichu Bros vs Plusle & Minun. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 4.

Lucario: Video Game Rap Battles
Zoroark: Justin Buckner


Lucario vs Zoroark. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 5.

Machamp vs Alakazam. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 6.

Clefairy: Stofferex
Jigglypuff: WoodenHornets

Clefairy vs Jigglypuff. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 7.

Seviper: MaNCHA
Zangoose: Justin Buckner

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #8
Zangoose vs Seviper
BEGIN!

Seviper:
This feud's about to end! I'm a true lethal fighter!
This Tale has no Twist, no-one can beat Sevippppper!
My Poisonous Jabs add an extra doses to my lines,
I've got that rapper Swagger as I Crunch you with rhymes,
You're in for a Venoshock when I hit you like I'm acid,
Not only your stripes will be red since Biting is my habit,
I'll give you such a Glare you're paralyzed for good,
Everybody knows me, you're more a Zan-Who?

Zangoose:
I've got Immunity to your disses and now I'm Quick to Attack!
Why does Ekans 2.0 still want to face my Close Combat?
I'll Slash through your rhymes and your worthless defense!
You wanna Taunt me? Well then here's some Revenge!
You can hit me with your poison, it'll just give me a boost!
You better put your dukes up because Zangoose is on the loose!
Let's just say that in the end, I'll be amused when you're losin'
I'm strong on my own, while you're in need of an evolution!

Seviper:
I see Tears of Fear! So you're aware you won't win?
I'll Wrap up these raps then get healed by my Shed Skin!
I'm Hoenn's true badass and you've got no Lick of sense,
I'll Haze this place then you'll feel a Venom Drench!
I'm with Team Rocket! I've got the victory in my pocket!
Every battle, I rock it! Your X-Scissor, I'll block it!
If you think I'll lose well then there's a snake in the grass,
Zangoose equals a lose! Seviper just kicked your ass

Zangoose:
I've got a Quick Claw so I don't understand why the hype,
You see, your chance of winning is as False as my Swipe!
Boosting up with Swords Dance to show I go far, yo!
Your held item mic will drop when I use my Embargo.
I Detect you're getting angry as I spread your ass like butter,
Well it's a known fact that I've got a strong Fury Cutter!
I'm in Pursuit of the victory so it's time for this to end,
Just like Team Rocket you'll be flying off againnnnnnnn!


Zangoose vs Seviper. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #8.

Here's our first royale! And this time it's all of the Eeveelutions battling it out in a free for all!

Justin Buckner as Flareon
VideoGameRapBattles as Jolteon
MaNCHA as Vaporeon
Mat4yo as Espeon
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles as Umbreon
WoodenHornets as Leafeon
Nathan Provost as Glaceon
Frenzy as Sylveon
Stofferex as Eevee

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10
Jolteon vs Flareon vs Vaporeon
BEGIN!

Flareon:
I don't care, it's on when you mess with Flareon!
Watching me rap is like looking at the bare sun!
I'm the Biting Fighting Guts having devil with a temper,
Fire Spin around you, while I unleash a lyrical ember.
Gonna make you my bitch with a Flare Blitz, I'm for real,
I melt Steel, with a Flash Fire I turn you all into my meal,
And as my Last Resort, I'm gonna make you all feel,
That I burned you beyond a recovery from a Burn Heal!

Jolteon:
Shocking things up, with pure terryifing electricity,
The worst Eevee brother seriously is dissing me?
Tackling and Double Kicking you till you're under!
Then turn you into some ash with a bolt of Thunder!
I've got Agility, I'm Quick of my Feet, and I'm sure,
That you won't Absord any Volts when you touch my fur,
This Pin Missile 'fo shizzle is above your pitiful level,
You tried your best to Attack, but it just wasn't Special!

Vaporeon:
Vap is here to rap! I've had enough of your boasting,
I'm Surfing on my flow since it's as massive as an ocean!
You can't get through my Acid Armor, so don't bother!
No risk for Hydration when you get buried in Muddy Water!
Ice Bean these two till they're not worth facing,
I'm Hydro Pumpin up these raps! This battle I'm acing!
Water Gunnin' you down with a Haze, you can never win,
Since I'm the only one who's being healed by an Aqua Ring.

Espeon:
I'm the most beloved Eevee Brother, smothering you sidekicks,
The future holds the truth, its in my will to win, I'm Psychic.
Turn you into Sun Shards, dazzled just by how I fought:
Swift to Synchronize and show you fools a true Power Swap!
You think its you that theyre choosing? let me clear the Confusion!
my Future Sight told me you're losing to the best Eeveelution!
Let's Psych up! A new Morning sun arises! Get what I mean?
I'll Magic Bounce my rhyme scheme off your face like a Psybeam!

Umbreon:
Let me Inner Focus, fools. Your end will be real soon,
Have you got hit by a Confuse Ray? My skill is big, like a moon.
And I've Assurance I will gain victory in this Eevee fight,
Upon the winner of this battle, let there be a shining Moonlight!
Pursuiting your asses since you're nothing but crooks,
You'll Feint when I attack! Be scared when I use my Mean Look!
Dark and gold, barking bold! A lesson I will teach,
Mess with Umbreon and get owned by a powerful lyrical Screech!

Leafon:
 I'm the Moss Boss and you're in my woods,
So Why don't you Leaf? Or I'll Giga Drain you for good,
I cut sharp like my Razor Leafs, It's a Sunny Day to face this,
You can't win versus my Chlorophyll and my Synthesis!
Hear this Grass Whistle when I use my Swords Dance,
You'll need a Helping Hand since the power is so immense,
And then a Sand Attack to your face will help to my aid,
Then finish you all off with my Leaf Blade!

Glaceon:
With disses so cold, it's natural that Glaceon Ice Rocks!
I spit an Icy Wind since I'm the coolest Brother on the block,
With a Barrier like mine, I wonder why you have provoked,
The Blizzard of the Lyrical Wizard with a Snow Cloak
My Hail will make you fail,  playing you all like Ice Hockey,
Ice Fang this gang, you can't touch my Ice Body,
Break my Mirror Coat? It's pretty damn hard!
And especially when you're getting hit by some Ice Shards!

Sylveon:
Generation Six has got the wits to get you all buried!
I'm very Cute with my Charm, you guessed it! I'm a Fairy!
Disarming you with my voice, prepare to feel my hate,
Then Tackle it up in this battle while using my Pixilate!
This Draining Kiss is like a diss, you'll soon feel the pain.
No excuses, I win! There was no Skill Swap or a Misty Terrain
Light Screen in this fight scene equals destroyment real fast,
Better be Swift because I'm ending this with a Moonblast!

Eevee:
What am I witnessing? Some Battling Eevee Brothers,
With a Baton Pass I'll beat your ass, I'm better than any other,
So just Run Away, to your stupid stones and your need for love,
My Adaptability shows I'm the one who reaches high above,
the victory, I will see your demise through my Baby-Doll Eyes,
By Taking you Down and Refresh as I'm owning in this strife,
And as my Trump Card, and I know you all waited with Anticipation,
You all need the one and only who deserves the actual appriciation!

Eeveelution Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10.

Video Game Rap Battles: Gary Oak Vs Charles Darwin

Gengar :

First hittin' with Shadow Sneak, secondly putting you to sleep,
then Gastly eat your dream of victory, things are turning bleak,

Haunt you, taunt you, Suckerpunch this sucker till he falls,
Wage war towards Gengar and you can Lick my Shadow Balls!

You're Cursed because this verse will cause Nightmares,
Versus the worst Fairy not-so-scary Pokémon that's out there!

it may Look Mean, so DeSpite your fright, you will try to boast,
I poisoned these raps; You better be afraid of this ghost!

Clefable : 

It seems you're Unaware who you're challenging as a foe,
My Charm is Cute, yet a Moonblast I'll give you as a Bestow,

I evolve through a Moonstone, while yours is Nightshaded,
Since you'll stay a Haunter if you can't get traded!

Let me sing a song while using my Disarming Voice, chump,
After I watched You rap, Casper gives me more goosebumps!

I've got the Cosmic Power, let's turn the tables,
You were only good in Gen 1, I'm a legendary Fable.

Gengar :

Here's some dosis of my Hypnosis, now let's fight!
Only good in Gen 1? I'll prove you wrong with Gengarite!

Gengar (Mega) :

Expect some Payback for disrespecting me, let's go,
with a Dark Pulse I'll attack while punching in the shadows,

Hit you with Confuse Ray, not like you could logically think,
I'm a frightening chilling venomous spectre, and you're pink!

Leave you perplexed with a Hex, you never get the best of me
As I levitate away, like my Bond, me winning was just Destiny,

Clefable : 

Oh you turned Mega! Well the bigger they are, the harder they fall!
Meteormash you so fast I'll tag your shadow in this brawl,

Recover with a Healing Wish, then Body Slam some more,
Double Slap you so bad, then the crowd will want an Encore,

If I Minimized my skill, and Stored all my power,
I could still beat your ass every minute of every hour!

But instead I bet what I did would be better left unsaid,
I did the impossible; I killed something that was already dead!

Gengar vs Clefable. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #11.

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WE5 - Pikachu [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Sorry, need to move Duskull vs Shuppet up on the list a little bit!

WoodenHornets as Meowth
Justin as Pikachu

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #13
Pikachu vs Meowth
Begin!


Meowth:
I'm approaching this rodent solo, prepare for trouble,
Even without  Jessie and James I can win this on the double!
Scratch your eyes out, I've got the sharpest claws you've ever seen!
You can't mess with me, my rhymes'll poison you like a Wheezing!
I've got a Nasty Plot up my sleeve, it's time to run away!
Give me a dollar for every time I'll beat you, call it Pay Day!
Admit it! I can see that you're Captivated by my Charm!
Just feel free to start spitting if you're looking to get harmed!

Pikachu:
It’s the lightning-quick mascot here to take you down
Straight outta Pallet Town, I made the franchise gone around!
I’m a freaking electric type! I’m electric on the mic!
Block you with my screen of light.  Blocking any type of strike!
Why do you wanna capture me, you know there's legendaries
You're just a selfish pussy who wants respect from Giovanni
Ram you with a Volt Tackle, you can't catch this Electro Ball
Everyone knows that in battles, you're always blasting off

Meowth:
Well not anymore twerp, it's Meowth's time to shine
I'm coming with a Nasty Plot to finally defeat Number 25

Pikachu:
In this game of cat and mouse, the roles are reversed
I’m the predator, you’re the prey, all my attacks will hurt

Meowth:
You can't tame this lion, I'll Taunt you till I triumph!
Like a flock of Spearow, I'll scare you till you're crying!

Pikachu:
I'll defeat you once again Meowth, no one will be Thundershocked
My Iron Tail will smack you hard as a Stone Edge from a Krokorok

Meowth (fast):
Time for Fury Swipes, then knock you out
You have no idea what Meowth's all about
Then I'll use a Fake Out and you will have lost
Not like you could win anyway, thats because
I master the human language in the show
While Pika Pika is everything you know
So how were you supposed to win, you turd
In a rap battle you need to be able to speak words!

Meowth (regular):
So as you can see, Meowth is kicking your ass!
Don't act like you're so loyal, you tried to abandon Ash
End you with a bite and a Slash that's as dark as the Night
So who won this lyrical fight? Meowthhhh! That's right!

Pikachu (fast):
Abandon my ass, I’m better than you
But now you’ve pissed me off, the one and only Pikachu
Coming in with Quick Attack, you got no chance
Against this yellow fellow, continue to prance
With your abusive owners, with no decent composure
I could defeat you with a Thunder three times over!
I Pikachoose to beat you through and through!
YOU'RE A MAGNEMITE, JUST REALIZE YOU'RE SCREWED!

Pikachu (regular):
You don't care about Jessie and James, you're in it for the loot
You're certainly flaming if you dress up as Puss in Boots
My skill is higher than your balloon, try not to move a muscle
As I Discharge you from this battle with my Nuzzle!

Meowth:
I'm shooting disses like a Rocket, my win is sure, so see
Better Play Nice orthis will end in a Pokémon Emergency
You can compare my intelligence with that of Einstein
As you see my rhyme lines show that this battle is Mine!

Pikachu:
Intellect of that Joker? More like Wile E. Coyote!
Every plan you come up with, they always fail to stop me!
You can keep attempting, but Pokemon, you'll never Ketchum
I've lyrically impaled you, licking your blood up like ketchup

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

Pikachu vs Meowth. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #13.

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Pokemon Blue - Trainer Battle (Rob-ez Remix)

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Pokemon (Dubstep Remix)

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lyrics:

you don't even get it
you don't even want to
how could i just leave you
loving you as i do
how could i go and quit,
knowing we're the right fit
wearing you like new shoes
thinking that i can't lose

ooh, i only want your body
ooh, i only want your body

ooh, i only want your body
ooh, i only want your body

you're just like the last one
too much work and no fun
like you've just forgotten
eden's fruit is rotten
man in all the pictures
he knows how to please her
you don't even care, even care, even care, even care

ooh, i only want your body
ooh, i only want your body

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