Pichu Bros: Nathan Provost & Justin Buckner
Plusle & Minun: MaNCHA & Video Game Rap Battles

Pichu Bros vs Plusle & Minun. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 4.

Lucario: Video Game Rap Battles
Zoroark: Justin Buckner


Lucario vs Zoroark. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 5.

Machamp vs Alakazam. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 6.

Gengar :

First hittin' with Shadow Sneak, secondly putting you to sleep,
then Gastly eat your dream of victory, things are turning bleak,

Haunt you, taunt you, Suckerpunch this sucker till he falls,
Wage war towards Gengar and you can Lick my Shadow Balls!

You're Cursed because this verse will cause Nightmares,
Versus the worst Fairy not-so-scary Pokémon that's out there!

it may Look Mean, so DeSpite your fright, you will try to boast,
I poisoned these raps; You better be afraid of this ghost!

Clefable : 

It seems you're Unaware who you're challenging as a foe,
My Charm is Cute, yet a Moonblast I'll give you as a Bestow,

I evolve through a Moonstone, while yours is Nightshaded,
Since you'll stay a Haunter if you can't get traded!

Let me sing a song while using my Disarming Voice, chump,
After I watched You rap, Casper gives me more goosebumps!

I've got the Cosmic Power, let's turn the tables,
You were only good in Gen 1, I'm a legendary Fable.

Gengar :

Here's some dosis of my Hypnosis, now let's fight!
Only good in Gen 1? I'll prove you wrong with Gengarite!

Gengar (Mega) :

Expect some Payback for disrespecting me, let's go,
with a Dark Pulse I'll attack while punching in the shadows,

Hit you with Confuse Ray, not like you could logically think,
I'm a frightening chilling venomous spectre, and you're pink!

Leave you perplexed with a Hex, you never get the best of me
As I levitate away, like my Bond, me winning was just Destiny,

Clefable : 

Oh you turned Mega! Well the bigger they are, the harder they fall!
Meteormash you so fast I'll tag your shadow in this brawl,

Recover with a Healing Wish, then Body Slam some more,
Double Slap you so bad, then the crowd will want an Encore,

If I Minimized my skill, and Stored all my power,
I could still beat your ass every minute of every hour!

But instead I bet what I did would be better left unsaid,
I did the impossible; I killed something that was already dead!

Gengar vs Clefable. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #11.

There was going to be artwork, but Photoshop decided to crash, so artwork coming soon I suppose. Enjoy the battle! :)

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14
Snorlax vs Slaking
Begin!

Slaking :
Straight out of Petalburg to show you what you're Snorlacking
My high attack stat is barely Normal, prepare for some attacking
you've just got Thick Fat, a Hammer Arm is what I've packing
Quit snacking, the whacking cracking swagger is Slaking!
You make me yawn, what's going on? One hit and you'll be gone!
Climbing up higher with my brawn, call me King Kong!
You've sure got gluttony, but no immunity in this rap battle
Defense Curl up, since you're too sleepy to even use tackle!

Snorlax : 
You dare to wake me up? Like paths your disses I block
I crunch and munch this sloth who's just Slacking Off!
You might have good stats, but your potential is ruined
Cause every other turn, you just sit on your ass and Truant
Eating fruit, then beating you, I'm the best you've ever seen
Feel the rhythm of my Belly Drum as I Chip you Away with rhyme schemes
You're making my hyper, like a beam! I'm on Ash's damn team!
Now it's time to take a nap, you go rap while I dream

Slaking :
YOU'RE OBESE, SO PLEASE, you will never get this win!
I compare with a legendary, I got more skill than you got chins
As you eat up my disses, you ain't getting more slim
You're out of shape, but you can still find me in the Gym!
Right beside Norman, my power is at Max, I'm getting hostile
Coveting the mic, now May I show you ass-whooping Petalburg Style?
I'll leave you consuming Leftovers, go back to blocking routes
This was your Punishment, you can suck my Pokéflute!

Snorlax :
I could talk in my sleep and still be standing tall
I'm also in SSB. Brawl, time to put you to Rest once and for all
Evolving through friendship, I am what every trainer wishes for
You're such a bore, I've got more in store when I use Snore
A challenge? Rollout out of town! You're just loafing around!
I've got such a Heavy Slam since I weigh over a thousand pounds!
My lyrical Giga Impacts sure showed you you shouldn't face me
This languorous languid laggard is only good at being lazy!

Snorlax vs Slaking. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14.

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsgTW9LLmMo

The Super Saiyan of the future Trunks battles against the Ylissean Princess of the future Lucina to see who is the better Time-Travelling Sword-Wielder.

HyperJacob96 as Future Trunks
GarbageGothic as Lucina

LYRICS:
Trunks:
So, you must be Lucina, the time-travelling princess
who cross-dressed as Marth and copied my synopsis!
I'm a Super Saiyan! Zero Mortals can manage me
while you're nothing but the subject of every nerd's fantasy!
You can’t fly or use Ki, so it’s pointless to fight back!
‘Cause when I grab the mic, I land Burning Attacks! 
You try to act all tough, but you’re as fragile as Lissa,
so I’ll slice you into pieces, just like I did to Frieza!

Lucina:
I swear on Naga’s name, I shall not lose this fight!
I only wish I could win this while staying polite,
because I normally prefer to keep things peaceful and fine,
but if I must, I’ll Severaly destroy you in rhyme!
Your life was ruined by some Androids as they made you their prey
But an apple a day would've kept that doctor away!
and your future would've been peaceful with no evil around
and your mentor wouldn't be dead with his face in the ground!

Trunks:
You’re gonna talk about Gohan? Well, let’s look at your losses:
You couldn’t save your parents, Tiki, or entire Ylissean forces!
Your victory is non-existent, like your sense of fashion
As you'd tremble under the power of the foes I've been slashing
I’m the hope of my time! My resolution’s absolute!
While you’re busy painting eggs, dancing in a bunny suit!
Hit you like an Expiration from Grima! I’ll leave you trembling
and speechless, as you fall faster than your Aunt Emmeryn!

Lucina:
You Finished, Buster? Good, because that verse took forever
It was a Risky Decision for you to keep up this endeavor.
Hope will never die as long as I stay calm,
and don’t act like the guy who still cries about his mom!
You can talk about my failures, or my lack of fashion sense
but you will not stop me here, ‘cause I say when this ends!
You should’ve picked a god and prayed before battling me face to face!
But then again, the gods you know left your universe erased!

Future Trunks Vs Lucina - Rap Battle

Gardevoir:
Moonblasting on the track! You won’t dream of Returning!
I’ll be leaving even your Shadows Burning!
Disabling your victory, just allow me to repeat:
Even one of my Wishes couldn’t save you from defeat
You’re just the first Copycat trying to step on my fame!
You’re the reason they gave up megas after your game!
Evolve into a Furry Cutter, beating you’s a no-brainer
You’re what happens when a Pokémon gets too close to their trainer

Lopunny:
You’re putting me to sleep! You don’t even have to use Hypnosis!
I mean, you’re the one that’s Psychic. You’re losing! You should know this!
Trying to match my Cute Charms? Embrace your loss and can it
Come on! You're so Zoned out that I'll take my win for Granite
Go ahead and Teleport, I know you suffer from Confusion
Thinking that your Laser Focus ever compares to my usage
It’s time for you to Bounce! I’m an Upper-cut above the rest! 
My attack and speed combined makes this lopsided at best!

Gardevoir: 
Your only fans are teens without a girl to make out
I thought you’d spit some good bars, talk about a Fake Out!
It’s ironic that this Klutz can't drop a good verse 
But you sure dropped the ball and made Gen 4 worse!
I will Protect my trainer to the ends of the Earth
All you do is Baton Pass every time you get hurt!
En Garde-voir, it’s time to square up, thot!
I don’t wanna be too Punny, but you’re just a Knock Off

Lopunny:
You can’t Captivate me! In fact I’m taken aback! -
If I wanted someone to fight back, I’ll face the sibling with attack! -
When I gain a fighting type and become a Hi-Jump Kicker 
Your mega evolution just makes your dress size bigger!
When ghosts cross your path they just run through you
Why would anyone pick you when they could pick Mewtwo?
Just checked your placement on the Pokken DX tier list 
You’re about as functional as your remade Frontier is

GarbageGothic as Gardevoir
Avav as Lopunny

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Gardevoir vs Lopunny. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #9

Aggron:
RAAAAAAH! It's Time for some vengeance! 
I’ll just Smack Down this 8-bit Godzilla reference
Destruction in my presence, mightier than the sword! 
Let’s make sure this gets through that hard head of yours 
I’ll rip through one of the two pseudos that aren’t Dragons
Because I drop bars harder than the stones I’m dragging!
So as you’re Dragon your Tail this fight’s leaving you maimed
You chase the Dragons that run the metagame! 
Strip you of your pseudo title! I’m the most deserving
So weak that you call for friends - Now that’s Unnerving 
You’re crazy if you rap, forget about the second half
All I need’s a Heavy Slam to blast this hack in half! 

Tyranitar:
You wanna see something crazy? I’ll make this intense! 
Let’s commence fighting against your iron defense 
I’ll dumb this one down so this tin man can understand 
I’m the original Groudon I’m so dominant on land! 
Aggronite won’t bring a fight, you’re just wasted hype
Earthquake right in your face! Make you keep that rock type!
When Kalos came around and your usage was fading
You found solace as a punching bag in Super Training! 
You know it’s sad when defense is your only point to boast
It’s like when you try to fight a fire type: you’re toast!
Armor’s falling apart, you’re Timid we met again
Like the ORAS postgame you’ve reached a disappointing end 

Aggron:
My Metal’s not Bursting! I'll Stomp this wreck!
Leave you shattered, forgotten even more than your mech
It’s time to save face and face the facts which are
You and your mega will never be Poke Stars! 
Ditch the Assault Vest, my offence left you worn 
You’d be better off fighting with your Larva Form! 
Thinkin you’re so great? Brick Break! Put you in your place! 
Judging by your lines you’re due for a second remake! 

Tyranitar:
Rolling Out like Whitney! you just need to stop trying! 
Your future’s even darker than my secondary typing
Even when I punch and Crunch a bunch of puny mons 
No mountain compares to taking down an Aggron
Ancient Power fills my veins as all my stats raise
To this point I’ve been calm but now I’ll Outrage
Until all that’s left of you is a little Sand Stream
Looks like I don’t need a fire type to melt steel beams

Light as Aggron
Dustin as Tyranitar

Aggron vs Tyranitar. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #14

Azia as Celebi
Evava as Mew

Celebi:
There won’t be a sequel to this story as I exit your Stadium
It’s a shame that in your game you’re lamer than a Meganium
I’d ask you to back off from this battle, but you’re in my Colosseum 
Your rep is so impure to cure it you'd play my requiem!
Tried to revolutionize the industry but it advanced because of me
Your power’s too easy to see through like a Soodowoodo tree
I hope that you find that the Ilex Forest is not yours
You’ll end up like your switch games, Let’s Go get ignored

Mew:
You’ve come to play with me! Our timelines finally converged!
This time nature’s shining bright on me! Your voice will not be heard
Don’t come at me with a verse that is devoid of Heart and Soul
When the inclusion of Kanto is what made your games gold
You only sold twelve-mil due to us, you’re just a copycat
Ripped off me so much you stole my base stats
HM01’in this Onion, more pissed than the Lake of Rage
When I’m finished with this weed you won’t have a future to save

Celebi:
In your first clash, you were more useless you than in smash
It wasn’t even you who had the power to save Ash!
You just stayed back! More unstable than a cable link!
If that’s the best you’ve got I think that you should’ve stayed extinct

Mew:
Extinct? That’s rich! You were the one left in the ditch
I had them ducking under trucks, while you were stuck with moss and sticks
Irrelevant in competitive, you’ll never be ahead of me
You took so many Ls that they changed your name, Serebii

Celebi:
That’s the best that Mew can do? I bless Nature with my Wisdom
Cracked your self-esteem in two like you did to the Sky Prism
Reunite you with Fuji, send you to Lavender tower
Leveled up with a Dark Ball you’d still only have half my power
Should be important as a myth in the core of your game, but no!
Outside your movie’s story you’re a glorified cameo
Whose best parts were mutated then went AWOL
You weren’t snug under that truck, just behind the paywall


Mew:
This celeb’s star has faded, about time your fame ends
Fans left you in Sinnoh and built a shrine to Shaymin
It’s a shame they replaced you with a Pichu
Can’t climb past Mt Silver up against the peak Mew 
Just reset the game if you need to set the clock back
Your verses were so broken, I thought it was a rom hack
Send you back overseas, end this needless brawl 
You were best unreleased, like a GS Ball

Writers: Adam, Eric the Audible, R the Writer
Mixing by Freshy Kanal