great job on this audio, If I'm being honest the lyrics aren't the best but pretty decent overall, the best part is the emotion together with the beat, it makes the lyrics much better, I'm very hyped for the video

fucking yes i wanted this match-up for a while, this is pretty great my guy

@kirbythatisred: SLY COOPER MORE LIKE SKY POOPER

Thanks for letting me write those two lines. Loved how it came out.

Been waiting for this battle ever since I saw it in the upcoming section on the Rap Battle Database. It was totally worth the wait. This was a very enjoyable battle from start to finish tbh. Taking away all the bias I have for Dragon Ball, I still give this win to Trunks. Great job on this you two, excited for the video.

Neon Curse

Dangerous

Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

While Bart vs Cartman is being animating we thought we'd release another battle to come out before it, so here it is; Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Frenzy as Big Macintosh
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JMBRaps as Ice Bear
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Lyrics:
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear spits hot, and serves an arsenal of dis(h)ses
While you’re about as cold and uptight as his living conditions
Ice Bear dominates the art of rap and spits his quips vehemently 
In this, Ice Bear’s aggressive and won’t obtain his win legally
You make Ice Bear faceplant, eucalyptus, so go and Nom Nom right on these disses
Ice Bear will Zap you like your Apples, expect to go out of business
Ice Bear’s a survival hero, Bear Gryll-ing rhymes like burgers
With the odds stacked against you, this’ll be my Sweet Apple Massacre

Big Macintosh:
Alright, Mr Smarty Pants, there’s no need to be so crabby
Crustaceans ‘cause more than hearing loss if think you can out rap me
Compared to the Crusader’s motives; your notions seem more bogus
Leave you in more of a trance than if I bestowed to you hypnosis 
I see you’re Flutter-shy when it comes to spitting cyphers 
You’ll have the fate of Flim and Flam, when it comes to the de-CIDER
(Eeyup.) I’ll buck you up, knocking you down like my farm’s trees
I’m Grizzly on the mic; you ripped your verbal schtick from Trixie

Ice Bear:
Stay in the closet, big guy, Ice Bear thinks you’re too much to bear
‘cause Ice Bear has seen more efficient Apples running Windows software
For a teacher as your love interest, you don’t seem all that smart
Ice Bear spits sharp remarks like ninja stars, leaving more than “Cutie” Marks 
You’re a feminine crossdressing insecure gluttonous liar
With more drunken and tedious lines than when you sell your cider
Ice Bear’s natural instinct; display raps in environments like these
Emphasis your fat all you like, Ice Bear doesn’t take shit from a pony

Big Macintosh:
You must be an Everyday Bear if you think you can do any harm
You’re like a schmoozy whoopie Maud Pie, except minus the charm
You just weigh your brothers down; I’m too big to handle on your own
This monotone germaphobe’s prone to the flow of this Ponytone  
An illeist counterfeit, those soft raps are like something you’d knit
So indolent and emotionless; I’ve seen more life in Granny Smith
There’s nothing wild about you, I would describe ya as quite primitive
So step off my farm’s perimeter and go back to your Care Bear misfits 



Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsgTW9LLmMo

The Super Saiyan of the future Trunks battles against the Ylissean Princess of the future Lucina to see who is the better Time-Travelling Sword-Wielder.

HyperJacob96 as Future Trunks
GarbageGothic as Lucina

LYRICS:
Trunks:
So, you must be Lucina, the time-travelling princess
who cross-dressed as Marth and copied my synopsis!
I'm a Super Saiyan! Zero Mortals can manage me
while you're nothing but the subject of every nerd's fantasy!
You can’t fly or use Ki, so it’s pointless to fight back!
‘Cause when I grab the mic, I land Burning Attacks! 
You try to act all tough, but you’re as fragile as Lissa,
so I’ll slice you into pieces, just like I did to Frieza!

Lucina:
I swear on Naga’s name, I shall not lose this fight!
I only wish I could win this while staying polite,
because I normally prefer to keep things peaceful and fine,
but if I must, I’ll Severaly destroy you in rhyme!
Your life was ruined by some Androids as they made you their prey
But an apple a day would've kept that doctor away!
and your future would've been peaceful with no evil around
and your mentor wouldn't be dead with his face in the ground!

Trunks:
You’re gonna talk about Gohan? Well, let’s look at your losses:
You couldn’t save your parents, Tiki, or entire Ylissean forces!
Your victory is non-existent, like your sense of fashion
As you'd tremble under the power of the foes I've been slashing
I’m the hope of my time! My resolution’s absolute!
While you’re busy painting eggs, dancing in a bunny suit!
Hit you like an Expiration from Grima! I’ll leave you trembling
and speechless, as you fall faster than your Aunt Emmeryn!

Lucina:
You Finished, Buster? Good, because that verse took forever
It was a Risky Decision for you to keep up this endeavor.
Hope will never die as long as I stay calm,
and don’t act like the guy who still cries about his mom!
You can talk about my failures, or my lack of fashion sense
but you will not stop me here, ‘cause I say when this ends!
You should’ve picked a god and prayed before battling me face to face!
But then again, the gods you know left your universe erased!

Future Trunks Vs Lucina - Rap Battle

Gardevoir:
Moonblasting on the track! You won’t dream of Returning!
I’ll be leaving even your Shadows Burning!
Disabling your victory, just allow me to repeat:
Even one of my Wishes couldn’t save you from defeat
You’re just the first Copycat trying to step on my fame!
You’re the reason they gave up megas after your game!
Evolve into a Furry Cutter, beating you’s a no-brainer
You’re what happens when a Pokémon gets too close to their trainer

Lopunny:
You’re putting me to sleep! You don’t even have to use Hypnosis!
I mean, you’re the one that’s Psychic. You’re losing! You should know this!
Trying to match my Cute Charms? Embrace your loss and can it
Come on! You're so Zoned out that I'll take my win for Granite
Go ahead and Teleport, I know you suffer from Confusion
Thinking that your Laser Focus ever compares to my usage
It’s time for you to Bounce! I’m an Upper-cut above the rest! 
My attack and speed combined makes this lopsided at best!

Gardevoir: 
Your only fans are teens without a girl to make out
I thought you’d spit some good bars, talk about a Fake Out!
It’s ironic that this Klutz can't drop a good verse 
But you sure dropped the ball and made Gen 4 worse!
I will Protect my trainer to the ends of the Earth
All you do is Baton Pass every time you get hurt!
En Garde-voir, it’s time to square up, thot!
I don’t wanna be too Punny, but you’re just a Knock Off

Lopunny:
You can’t Captivate me! In fact I’m taken aback! -
If I wanted someone to fight back, I’ll face the sibling with attack! -
When I gain a fighting type and become a Hi-Jump Kicker 
Your mega evolution just makes your dress size bigger!
When ghosts cross your path they just run through you
Why would anyone pick you when they could pick Mewtwo?
Just checked your placement on the Pokken DX tier list 
You’re about as functional as your remade Frontier is

GarbageGothic as Gardevoir
Avav as Lopunny

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Gardevoir vs Lopunny. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #9

Reshiram:
Bring the Thunder, younger brother, I'm surprised you'd attack
With such conviction in your ideals, the truth just holds you back
In fact, you’re not leaving with your philosophy intact
When I’m putting you and your companions all on Fire Blast
Don’t try to spit your faux voltage, even you should know this 
The truths in front of your face! I think it’s time you notice! 
Your reality’s obstructed by the passion in my heart
The righteous one takes the throne, and tears you apart

Zekrom:
When confronted with a future that at best looks unattractive
You’re immobile like you’re Dark Stone’d and just stand inactive
I’m proactive! You sit idle and just watch destruction happen
Yes we’re polar opposites - guess I’m the one that’s good at rapping
No matter which season, I own the whole region
Your wang’s more obtuse than your faulty sense of reason!
As Zekrom ascends from this whole debate
Try not to skew the truth; I decide your fate!

Kyurem:
Freeze where you are! If you dare pass the gates -
You’ll end up slower than a Crustle after a Glaciate
As you both start to Bolt when my temper Flares up
Embrace the cold and you’ll know something doesn’t add up
We got sliced in three, and that sealed your fate
Only when you splice with me you get a glimpse of raw strength
I consume both dark and light; you’re left empty inside
Only I can save this region from your futile feuding minds

N:
It’s delusional to believe that each of you are all right
I hate to say it but - this disagreement’s black and white
You’re meant to work in tandem, your goal one in the same
Restore the balance to Unova, representing yin and yang
Let’s foster peace in this world run rampant with hate
Verify that with purpose you’re not a slave to your fate 
Don’t hesitate to stand tall, fight for each one that is fleeing
Must I remind you that you all were once the same being?

Ghetsis:
Like your castle I’ll intrude, perhaps now it will soak in
Check the Elite Four’s fortitude; I’ll leave you broke, N
We’ve all heard it before so spare us all the useless spiel  
With thoughts more repetitive than Nimbasa’s Ferris Wheel
We no longer need you! You’ve served your purpose now you’re through!
Cofagrigus: 
It’s a shame you’ve never had a Mummy to run home to!
Ghetsis:
Free your Partners, you’re only hurting them with your commands
Only then can you find out with them where you truly stand
That’s the plan! Own Unova as the only one with servants!
Not even the Dream World could give your ideology purpose
So once I take control that’ll show who’s your daddy! 
Sing my praise throughout the world! That’s Harmonia to me. 

N:
My path transcends ages, it doesn’t matter if you’re my father
Disappear like your Sages! They’re nothing more than plot fodder
Getting your ghosts to fight your battles? Now Ghetsis, I digress
I’m banning you from this battle like it was the GTS
Take the offense all you like, across two years you’ve never won
Every time you rose up you got knocked out by your son
I won’t let our friends be stolen! You’re as cold-hearted as Colress
Just get rehashed in Rainbow Rocket! Sit back while you refocus!
You treated me like your namesake and molded me like Plasma
But you never expected me to become the legend dragon’s master!
I’ve broken free from your influence, once your evil’s extinguished
All in this world can peacefully coexist...

Mr. E Owl as Reshiram
Adam as Zekrom
Seth as Kyurem
HyperJacob96 as N
Mancha as Ghetsis

Reshiram vs Zekrom. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #15

Hey there! Welcome to the first Rap Battle Brawl! In this episode we have a battle between Devolver Digitals newest Minigame and Battle Royale hybrid Fall Guys, and Innersloth's murder mystery game in space Among Us.
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Snakebite126 as Fall Guys

Shimario as Among Us
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Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, and Dilly.
Mixed by: Light
Beat Produced by: BeatG33ks
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Fall Guys Verse 1:
What’s going on? This Phenomenon is up against a Flash Game?
Welp I guess it’s time to leave them ejected and in flames. 
Devolver Digitals, Pivotal, Critical success is up against,
This guy so blind he took over 2 years just so he could find relevance.
Don’t bother to fight you are gonna be last, in this race I’m about to speed past, 
this silent psycho who’s rapping and game are limited, cuz all you got is 3 maps. 
You can trust me that I’m winning this, and I won’t need to bait you.
You’re getting overshadowed, call you Mira A-U. (Ooh!)
Look at you. You’re nothing but dead weight, just staying at office afk.
My bars will leave frozen forever like when you’re scanning in Medbay. 
How much you stole from others is something I really wanna ask.
T-T-T and Danganronpa’s child? You’re a perfect match! (Oh!)
In 2 months I became a popular game that everyone loves. 
Then you followed in my footsteps, “Among Us looking kinda sus” (Woo!)
When your whole crew rhymes, two times, you’re still gonna want to drop out.
Cause after just a few lines, you guys, will receive an Ultimate Knockout.

Among Us Verse 1:
Get ready to Fail Guys, I’ll leave you eliminated.
With rapping so clean, I won’t even need to be decontaminated.
Thinking you’ll beat me on the mic, as per usual , you’re just tripping.
And I would call you a hack, but ‘hacked’ is more fitting. (Woo!)
It’s funny how you're saying originality’s something I lack.
When you’re Fortnite and Wipeout’s Imposter; and you ain’t just faking tasks.
All of your players just grief each other. It's clear my fans are better. 
Go get your PC and Console players, oh wait, they still can’t play together. (ooh!)
It’s Preposterous, This Monstrous, Imposter Stopper is losing this bout.
Sabotaging your chances of victory; I’ll knock your lights out! (ouch!)
I’m chilling in space. No wonder I got rhymes colder than Ice Man!
You think you’ll win? That’s ridiculous; Just like your Price Man!  
You wanna beat this spaceship worker? (Ay!) It seems you’re falling short (Ay!)
After this Verbal Murder (Ay!), I’ll need to self report. (Ay!)
Even though you have more devs, it’s clear that I’m winning this.
When your servers are something I’d get rid of to prove my innocence!

Fall Guys Verse 2:
I know you're known for lying but there’s no way you’re beating me.
Getting this win is like your game on mobile... Free. 
Just as I suspected, (Ay!) you’ll get ejected. (Woo!)
I spit so sick you’ll be left like your players' devices. Infected! (Oh!)
You’re chilling in space? That’s great, you should be used to seeing stars.
Despite your trips to Polus, you can’t survive my freezing bars.
With how flat your maps are, it’s no wonder you can’t grow up.
You’ll be stuck in space because this waste has just been disposed of.

Among Us Verse 2:
I deal with murderers every day, so in comparison you're pretty tame.
You’re getting booted from this game, like what you did to Usernames. (Ay!)
Fixing reactors, the wires, then catching liars and leaving them in flames.
But not even I could fix or improve the disaster that is Team Games.
It’s ironic I’m in space yet I’m better at attraction.
Then this botched battle royale flooded with microtransactions.
Over the past few months, you’ve definitely blown up don’t get me wrong
But now as Season 2 hits, your relevance is Hex-a-Gone. (OH!)
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Thank you guys so much for listening! I'll see you in the next Rap Battle Brawl!

(OLD AND BAD) Fall Guys vs Among Us - Rap Battle Brawl

Azia as Celebi
Evava as Mew

Celebi:
There won’t be a sequel to this story as I exit your Stadium
It’s a shame that in your game you’re lamer than a Meganium
I’d ask you to back off from this battle, but you’re in my Colosseum 
Your rep is so impure to cure it you'd play my requiem!
Tried to revolutionize the industry but it advanced because of me
Your power’s too easy to see through like a Soodowoodo tree
I hope that you find that the Ilex Forest is not yours
You’ll end up like your switch games, Let’s Go get ignored

Mew:
You’ve come to play with me! Our timelines finally converged!
This time nature’s shining bright on me! Your voice will not be heard
Don’t come at me with a verse that is devoid of Heart and Soul
When the inclusion of Kanto is what made your games gold
You only sold twelve-mil due to us, you’re just a copycat
Ripped off me so much you stole my base stats
HM01’in this Onion, more pissed than the Lake of Rage
When I’m finished with this weed you won’t have a future to save

Celebi:
In your first clash, you were more useless you than in smash
It wasn’t even you who had the power to save Ash!
You just stayed back! More unstable than a cable link!
If that’s the best you’ve got I think that you should’ve stayed extinct

Mew:
Extinct? That’s rich! You were the one left in the ditch
I had them ducking under trucks, while you were stuck with moss and sticks
Irrelevant in competitive, you’ll never be ahead of me
You took so many Ls that they changed your name, Serebii

Celebi:
That’s the best that Mew can do? I bless Nature with my Wisdom
Cracked your self-esteem in two like you did to the Sky Prism
Reunite you with Fuji, send you to Lavender tower
Leveled up with a Dark Ball you’d still only have half my power
Should be important as a myth in the core of your game, but no!
Outside your movie’s story you’re a glorified cameo
Whose best parts were mutated then went AWOL
You weren’t snug under that truck, just behind the paywall


Mew:
This celeb’s star has faded, about time your fame ends
Fans left you in Sinnoh and built a shrine to Shaymin
It’s a shame they replaced you with a Pichu
Can’t climb past Mt Silver up against the peak Mew 
Just reset the game if you need to set the clock back
Your verses were so broken, I thought it was a rom hack
Send you back overseas, end this needless brawl 
You were best unreleased, like a GS Ball

Writers: Adam, Eric the Audible, R the Writer
Mixing by Freshy Kanal

Celebi vs Mew. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #17

Hello and Happy New Year! We’re gonna kick Gridline off with a smooth banger to start the year! Today we have legendary British graffiti artist, Banksy, against children's book hide-and-seek extraordinaire, Waldo! Enjoy!

CAST:
King Mewtwo as Banksy
Zawesome as Waldo

LYRICS:
BANKSY:
Throughout my life I was branded a valueless mope
Who vandalized public property, but There was Always Hope
You think that legality would stop me from making art? Nah
Look, I'm putting up a fight while you're running from your Odlaw
Seemed devoted to Wilma, then you went ahead and ditched her
Cos the friendly thirtysomething preferred her twin sister
Here’s the elephant in the room, you’re not the only one of you
You were in the back of Martin’s mind when he was coming up with you
When I slip in a crowd, no one spots me when they pass
Yet the whole world recognizes your candy cane looking ass
Artisitcally anonymous, I’ll beat you with your walking stick
After I go to drop a diss, they’ll really ask where Wally is

WALDO:
You can find me napping when you spit a diss so bland
That verse left me more bemused than a trip to Dismaland
I’m gonna beat this bummy black sheep so Banksy better step backsies
Because I get my lines from the Land of Nasty Nasties
I think you've done enough huffing of your "artsy" wall splats
You try to call them meaningful, but I think I can smell a rat
I keep eyes glued to pages just from staying well-hidden
And just when you think that you might’ve found me, you didn’t
When you were playing hide and seek, I was setting the standard
You need some help on the mic, I’ll lend you a Handford
You’re an overrated runt whose work is overly blunt
With a hollow phony front, a walking publicity stunt

BANKSY:
You could be alone on a page and still get ignored
‘Cause after your reboot, no one wants to find you anymore
I’m nameless and faceless and gained more traction than this git got
You’re a novelty, Wally. Why don’t you Exit Through the Gift Shop?

WALDO:
Is your face a Picasso? Cos I’ve never seen this man
I’ve seen more quality vandalism when it came from Penis Man
You used to have crowds flood into the cities that your work was in
But any love they may have had for you is now in the bin

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

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