wario sings a song by Aaron fraser-nash

Sorry, need to move Duskull vs Shuppet up on the list a little bit!

WoodenHornets as Meowth
Justin as Pikachu

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #13
Pikachu vs Meowth
Begin!


Meowth:
I'm approaching this rodent solo, prepare for trouble,
Even without  Jessie and James I can win this on the double!
Scratch your eyes out, I've got the sharpest claws you've ever seen!
You can't mess with me, my rhymes'll poison you like a Wheezing!
I've got a Nasty Plot up my sleeve, it's time to run away!
Give me a dollar for every time I'll beat you, call it Pay Day!
Admit it! I can see that you're Captivated by my Charm!
Just feel free to start spitting if you're looking to get harmed!

Pikachu:
It’s the lightning-quick mascot here to take you down
Straight outta Pallet Town, I made the franchise gone around!
I’m a freaking electric type! I’m electric on the mic!
Block you with my screen of light.  Blocking any type of strike!
Why do you wanna capture me, you know there's legendaries
You're just a selfish pussy who wants respect from Giovanni
Ram you with a Volt Tackle, you can't catch this Electro Ball
Everyone knows that in battles, you're always blasting off

Meowth:
Well not anymore twerp, it's Meowth's time to shine
I'm coming with a Nasty Plot to finally defeat Number 25

Pikachu:
In this game of cat and mouse, the roles are reversed
I’m the predator, you’re the prey, all my attacks will hurt

Meowth:
You can't tame this lion, I'll Taunt you till I triumph!
Like a flock of Spearow, I'll scare you till you're crying!

Pikachu:
I'll defeat you once again Meowth, no one will be Thundershocked
My Iron Tail will smack you hard as a Stone Edge from a Krokorok

Meowth (fast):
Time for Fury Swipes, then knock you out
You have no idea what Meowth's all about
Then I'll use a Fake Out and you will have lost
Not like you could win anyway, thats because
I master the human language in the show
While Pika Pika is everything you know
So how were you supposed to win, you turd
In a rap battle you need to be able to speak words!

Meowth (regular):
So as you can see, Meowth is kicking your ass!
Don't act like you're so loyal, you tried to abandon Ash
End you with a bite and a Slash that's as dark as the Night
So who won this lyrical fight? Meowthhhh! That's right!

Pikachu (fast):
Abandon my ass, I’m better than you
But now you’ve pissed me off, the one and only Pikachu
Coming in with Quick Attack, you got no chance
Against this yellow fellow, continue to prance
With your abusive owners, with no decent composure
I could defeat you with a Thunder three times over!
I Pikachoose to beat you through and through!
YOU'RE A MAGNEMITE, JUST REALIZE YOU'RE SCREWED!

Pikachu (regular):
You don't care about Jessie and James, you're in it for the loot
You're certainly flaming if you dress up as Puss in Boots
My skill is higher than your balloon, try not to move a muscle
As I Discharge you from this battle with my Nuzzle!

Meowth:
I'm shooting disses like a Rocket, my win is sure, so see
Better Play Nice orthis will end in a Pokémon Emergency
You can compare my intelligence with that of Einstein
As you see my rhyme lines show that this battle is Mine!

Pikachu:
Intellect of that Joker? More like Wile E. Coyote!
Every plan you come up with, they always fail to stop me!
You can keep attempting, but Pokemon, you'll never Ketchum
I've lyrically impaled you, licking your blood up like ketchup

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

Pikachu vs Meowth. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #13.

Creepy Black - Stofferex
Lost Silver - VideoGameRapBattles
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Buried Alive - WoodenHornets
MissingNO - RLYoshi
Strangled Red - HyperJacob96
White Hand - Frenzy
Hypno's Lullaby - MaNCHA
Lavender Town Syndrome - Emo Owl
Ash's Coma - Mat4yo


Lost Silver:
I'M DEAD but I want to be alive to spit this message to you
Turn back now or you'll be sent straight to your doom
Cyndaquil says HURRY because this ghost will be Unown
I'll leave you in chains like all the Pokemon I own
The forgotten hero haunts this spawn of lavender town
This is the battle of your life, the run option's not allowed
LEAVE or it'll be your soul that I will pilfer
In this battle of horrors, you’ll take a second place Silver!

Creepy Black:
Black's here to hack through your Silver Soul and brain!
You think you can win? Man the word lost is in your name!
Ghost is in your party, the Lavender Town sprite spirit
I'll Curse you first, even though in Generation 1, that move wasn't in it!
You can't step to me! Hell, you can't step at all!
You can't catch this brawling ghost inside a Pokéball!
You're too scared to move, you're about to get owned!
And on the place I'll finish you off there will stand a tombstone

Lost Silver:
NO MORE! Enough of your rhymes giving me Frustration
You can't one-hit KO me this fight will be MY domination
Celebi can sing a Perish Song then have  Pain Split
Your data will be erased, Rest in 8 bits

Creepy Black:
Don't be giving me that Mean Look or i’ll use my curse ability!
You’ve already Lost, Silver, when you come up against me
I murder every Trainer I faced, don’t even bother to fight
It’s time I put you to sleep, cause this is your very last night!

BRVR:
Do you still love me? If not, I’ll use my thunderbolt
I know you'll never leave once I catch your souls
It’s so cold down here, but my rhymes are still hot
Like what my owner did to me, I will leave you all to rot
None of you jokes know the pain that's going on in my chest
I know you’re lying to me, when you said your disses are the very best
I would rather die than listen to your lame excuses of raps!
When you see my plushy in the room, it'll end in a bloodbath 

Buried Alive:
Let me come out from the ground and make you stop your strife
My time to shine and finally rip apart your lives,
It's over, Pikachu, nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
'Cause all you flee in fright when Buried Alive wants to fight!
It won't be tame when I glitch your game, you three'll never be saved
Cause my claim to fame, taking jokes like you to your graves!
Finally, fresh meat! I've been waiting almost a century
You're reached the final floor, NOW IT’S TIME TO GET BURIED!

MissingNO:
The true killer king has arrived to bring your demise
No one will be Missing you when I make you all die
Your pants you'll be shitting when MissingNO's spitting
These lyrics were written in the blood that's dripping
from your quitting barely-living head since I'm hitting and ripping
There's MissingNO way you'll win versus this verbal ass kicking
Time's ticking and ticking and I'm winning and grinning
I'm the glitching killing forbidden beginning of your spine splitting!

Strangled Red:
I have no reason to be here, but I'll take you all down anyways!
You guys thinking you're the best has driven me even more crazed!
In a world that cheated me, why should I play fair?
Just like me when Miki died, you'll all be driven to despair!
I'll kill you all!  I'm going to do it!  You don't wanna know what's going in my mind.
This win is MINE!  Your guys' victory is something you can't find!
Nothing can be saved now, prepare your necks!  I'll strangle you all, there won't be a reset!
When you step up to me, you'll end up dead!  With the last thing you see is the color of red!

White Hand:
I can’t believe that you all think you understand
you’re nothing, but at least now you’re in my hand
Crashing through this battle, rapping till you all faint from this happening
Taking over game, cuz your bodies aren’t the only thing I’m “hacking”
trust me, you’ll be Missing, with No one to find the remains
All of you fighting for supremacy, but you’re all rapping the same
Make all the noises you want, it’ll prove to be futile
When I rip you into pieces you’ll know I made this battle “BRUTAL”

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Come with me little children, safe and happy you all be
As you Rest in your beds and I devour all your dreams
Don’t cry, it’s fine, Hypno wouldn’t hurt a fly
Fortunately all of you are non-invertebrate slime
I gotta hand it to you, White, you at least proved you aren’t the worst
Because MissingNO blowed for every second of his verse
Hypno lied to you all, sorry, now you’re all dead and done
Stay with me forever, we’ll have so much fun!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
Come and listen to my song, I’ll make all your ears bleed
You’ll all be suicidal in this battle, don’t believe me? 
Step out of the cave, into the town and feel my power. 
More fearsome than the ghost Marowak who haunts the tower
Any child who plays me, will end up being dead and severed
I’ll corrupt all of you, showing you who should be feared!
You think you’re scary, I got zombie Pokemon on my side!
Challenging me to a battle, better get ready to hide!

Ash’s Coma:
I leave my home, start my journey all alone and 
no.. NO! i’ll leave YOU all in a coma!
Your theories aren’t eerie, they’re etherial diseases
I’m the leader, and I’ll turn you into ash for your treason
my vision’s blurry, i can’t see
i thought we were all a team, maybe this is all a dream, 
your existence is fiction, you rather hurt than feel hurting
Time to show you what I’ve learned on my pokemon journey!

Stage 1: strike you with the bolt of lightning in my pocket
Stage 2: ignite your fires and blast you like Team Rocket
Stage 3: water gun you down with flows you can’t test
Stage 4: make new friends and become the very best!

if this is all in my head, sprawled on a hospital bed
i’m forever in debt to recycle the R.E.M. 
Come on! you pasta peoples can’t quite catch up!
Well, this battle is done, so let me pull the plug!

Pokepasta Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #15.

Finally

JMBRaps as Squidward
WoodenHornets as Benson
Frenzy as Mordecai 
Anthony as Rigby 
Skeep as Spongebob
SuperThingsOnCups as Patrick
Zack as Announcer 

Benson:
I’m past passing the salt when a battle’s on the table
Burning you harder than your cooking when I diss the distasteful
I’m killin’ you on this mic; you’ll finally meet your Hopes and Dreams
I’ve seen you more fired up when you were pistachio ice cream!
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost’s show’s support is out of life
Cause I’m steppin’ on you like it was the beach or you’re on Strike
What I spit shocks; Rigby! My verse’s wiring is faulty (ugghhh)
You reside in the ocean, it’s no wonder you’re salty

Squidward:
I drive a cheap bargain for a Naive Man From Lolliland
Cause with a Jinx, you flip worth being thrifted or thrown a trash can
Try to Think Positive, because you’re just sore from losin’
But you still happen to be a bigger douche than Susan
I like to shatter glass-domed slackers when I see ‘em!
You’re trippin’ on your own gumballs; 2 in the AM PM
Kit to gumball machines: leave them in a one-fifty Piece
Please just leave so I can play my Clarinet in peace

Benson:
Quit slacking on these beats, pinocchio

Mordecai:
Yeah chill out, dude

Benson:
Mordecai can’t compare when it comes to your rude attitude 
You’re a suck-up, kissed a Krab’s butt; makes me wonder why I bother
In this ‘Fiasco!’; I bring ‘The Power’ to blow a Squid Out of Water
I spit it hotter, your whole verse was dragged-on like a Golf Cart
You’re like the Dali of the deep sea if he’d sucked at making art!
Let me ‘Rap it Up’ here, lyrical structure’s what you require
Serving burns to roast Smoked Calamari because you’re fired!

Squidward:
...Still here? I’d thought you beat it and hit on your drums
I kick a Squid outta my House if he doesn’t take my Fancy-son
The only thing you’d rock is banding with Pat like Krabs for a buck
SPONGEBOB! He wants to be served, Grilled Cheese Deluxe
(ARGH!) This Cheezers sleazeball is making me go bananas
When I Say That Word, he’s lost his hair or battle to bandanas
You’re more full of McFluff than one of your cats on the internet
Your ugly mug’s the World’s Best Boss at Most Likely Sucking Eggs

Squidward vs Benson. Season 3, Wave 1

Mathew Swift as Rick Sanchez
F00Pz as Bender Bending Rodriquez

Rick:
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight? 
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites 
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill 
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed 

Morty:
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick

Rick:
M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got 
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy

Bender: 
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp,
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with one burp 
Running you over when I become a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars, 
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient 
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier,
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass 
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass

Rick:
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is 
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH! 
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces 
Jerry the robot? *Burp* the other Rick’s have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of

Bender:
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown,
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes,
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth,
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth 

Rick:
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist 

Bender:
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this 

Rick:
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all 

Bender:
I have no idea what that means but-

Both:
l-l-LICK MY BALLS

Written by Red, R the Writer, Legion, Truth, Walk, Mathew Swift, Vladimyr P, Adroitwhiz, Skeep and Fle

Rick vs Bender. Season 3, Wave 1

@freshy-kanal as Mimikyu
@hyperjacob96 as Ditto

Mimikyu 
This is Mimikyu’s rap, the First Catch in Alola!
I’ll leave Bulbasaur Snapped, you can’t top my persona!
Got that Z-Splash but your stats are at best double!
Like dueling another Ditto, you’re hurting yourself with Struggle!
This foe will be astonished when I pop em like a bubble!
While I'm an expert at flow, formless Kirby’s just a puddle!
You can’t survive me with this cloth off nor can you survive my rhymes!
So Grimer best leave, or I’ll stretch apart this piece of slime!

Ditto
Face the sheer cold truth,one attack and you'll have fainted!
As I display that I'm the bane to this painted Banette!
I help create the perfect dream team now I'll end this nightmare!
How about I mimic you in order to make this fight fair?
Weak to yourself, why mess with the god of IVs?
When half your STAB shots can’t even touch me!
I’m not paralyzed by your antics! Your rap attacks aren't static!
You’re just a Pikachu doll that should be left in the attic!

Mimikyu 
Shape shift into a better foe, I wouldn't expect you to play fair!
Since now you’re more screwed than when you’re put into Daycare!
Stinky pinky’s gone loose with use, but I keep hitting harder!
The only reason people use you is to farm shinies and starters!
I fail to see why this failed Mew clone’s so cocky!
I kill with my sick flow! This pink foam can't stop me! 
Best be wary! You can't continue to parry!
Instead we can make nice - you’re bi, and I’m a fairy!

Ditto
A ghost can’t be trusted, you can’t top this invention!
An Imposter got Busted, Mimikyu’s in need of attention!
I gain adoration with imitation! No complication! I'm better!
At least I get to breed, you’ll just end up alone forever!
Your lines were pretty Thrifty, it's clear that you’re struggling!
You tried your best to hit me, now you're in for a pummeling!
No need to take off your cloak! Hearing you rap’s enough torture!
As I keep hold of my crown, you shadow bawl in the corner!

Ditto Vs Mimikyu. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #20.

Adam as Tarzan
Stofferex as Spider-Man

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Stofferex, Jughead Jay and Adam

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Extra credit to Stofferex for texting me 4 - 5 pages of references

Lyrics:

Tarzan: 
Me next foe close? One attack from the front
Come out web Spider, Tarzan is Kraven a Hunt!

Great responsibilities, much to debate 
But first, me protect Jane from another red-butted ape!

*Tarzan yell*

Swinging down to your level is a radioactive stunt
To defeat the next cheetah, jumping between red and blonde

‘Fore damage happens, better crawl back to your friendly neighborhood
The next headline you’ll get is: I don’t feel so good

Bringing heat to the jungle, I lead in fights and on the beat
But I can’t fix an ego that’s burning down his own family tree

A bi-polar kid’s a double kill if your symbiote drops in
Pool into the canceled Spideys when the movies start flopping



Spider-Man: 
I’m the champ over this chimp chump, with such feral ape-parel
Always spitting Looney gibberish, a Tarz-manian Devil!

Another beast without a beauty, this disgrace to homosapiens
has only shown Africa how to shipwreck relationships

You try to move on, climbing up, explore the jungle’s sugars
But you can’t piss out filthy mental torture memories in bushes

Went from racist to tasteless but I’ll stick to the facts.
Shall I call in Venom? I know you prefer to beat the blacks



Tarzan: 
You seem frivolous, villainous, I think I’m wasting my time
So pull your wisecracking and drop the mic harder than your love life

What are you doing on the rooftop? You’re past the high placements
Take the subway, if you’re chasing the Amazing’s ratings.

While I’m facing Clayton, you’re debating your own challenge
I’d say quit attacking, you already hide behind Morales



Spider-Man: 
There’s a thousand jungle tales, and when their tracks became reusable
Mowgli’s balls dropped; they called it Tarzan the Musical!

Woow! I’m a reflexive hunter! So best protect your mother!
However at the end you will get chained and shipped to others!

You must have been disturbed, out of your inner world, 
You’re Burroughs words? Just run away before the dinner’s served

Keep mood-swinging while your family’s falling apart
One shot and my stringshot will be in your heart

So no matter what universe, the spider has the last words
To a dude who puts belief in evolution working backwards.

Karaoke:
http://picosong.com/wcKFy/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wciLa/

Tarzan vs. Spider-Man - Rap Battle!

Frisk vs Chihiro 

Video Release: November 5th 2018

Lyrics:

Frisk: 
In the Underground and there's another human in the fray?
She should've dropped the pill to leave this spirit kid away

If you wanna get the job done, 
you can’t make this bout fair
But if you think you’re fire, 
then I’m sending you straight downstairs

You say everything's fine? 
You must be out of your mind
Make spirits split in twine when I spear it like Undyne 

I would burn down more lines to put dirt in your shrines
But I’m not spitting these rhymes to give pearls before swine

Lin: 
Sen here's a cheap task, 
go sweep this weak trash!

Chihiro: 
Yes ma’am, I’m pretty sure that I can even clean that.

Given all your meek raps, 
I see why you speak jack 
I’d have better bones to pick by debating 
“uh uh uh uh” feat. Sans 

All generations laud my animation, 
check my rank, G!
While your fandom’s stacked with tantrums and some rancid dank memes 

You’ve hid in Waterfalls, 
now taste the spirit’s ocean flow waves 
All your emotions shown blank, 
I’ll toe-to-toe a No-Face 

From Ghibli, to diss me is quite risky, Frisky.
I’m renowned, you’re Underground. 
You’re already under six feet

So go run you pacifist, cause when I’m through you can’t save! 
I thought I've seen some ugly creatures but then this nobody came


Frisk: 
For someone known as Chi-hero, it seems that you LV to Fight
But rather save those kinds of lyrics for the baby’s lullaby

You're appearing as a lost soul 
stuck walking on these hot coals
Seems the stalker lost his frog, 
I see now you got the caught throat

Sans:
Uhhh..
Hey kid, how bout you leave this to a real Gaster Rapper
Your verse “dragged-on” more than that boy you’re chasing after

Turn Chihiro into zero, 
I guess that's a better place to be
Than scrubbing for some bird-brained witch in child slavery

I guess I'll be the most unfortunate in this rap rumble,
All those bars that I just stumbled’s a bundle of jr. jumble

You couldn’t best my bro’s puzzles, so best stay in the car, pal
I’ll give you a hand for that, but I have the win in the carpal

Chihiro:
So now Frisk is so pissed, they decide to drag a font on?

Yubaba:
Move aside!
 
Chihiro:
(gets pushed) ughh

Yubaba:
It’s Granny’s turn to show you who's the dunked one!

This skeleton does not even have any spine to fracture!
Raps as wacky and comical as the font he’s named after!

A mummy’s going Under, if it’s squabbling with gods
You can’t be roasting a boss if you get fired from all jobs!

With time travel and experiments, 
you think that you’re profound
But try to level up to me, 
I’ll show you who’s earth bound

Maybe save your snooze for later, if you really try to catch up
You’ll procrastinate responses and swallow this loss with ketchup

Frisk: 
Looks like it has to be me to end this challenge with your death!
But it seems you beat me to it by battling your own breath

Chihiro:
Sins are your tenure, 
your morale’s a mess, I venture
Left forgotten in the dust, 
but it’s my name you will remember

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Skeep Tieel as Frisk
CookieSaurus as Chihiro
Mancha as Sans
Freshy Kanal as Yubaba 
mysterioustrumpet as Lin (Cameo)

Cover Art by:
Brodecai & Jughead Jay

Writers: 
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64, Jason, Julian M. and Jughead Jay 

Assistant Writers: 
Zim 11037, Brodecai, Light and Hippie Rat

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/w5LTj/
Flowtest: http://picosong.com/w5uHn/

Frisk vs. Chihiro - Rap Battle!

Fel as Norman Bates' Voice 
Zawesome as Norman Bates' Video
Swedely as Jack Torrance's Voice
PeppyPigeon as Jack Torrance's Video
Freshy Kanal & Fel as Norma Bates' Voice

Written by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat produced by:
Freshy Kanal & VinnyO

Chiseled by:
Jason, Adroit and Vriska

Mixed & Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by:
Fel 

Lyrics:

Norman Bates: 
Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business?
With that grimace you don’t lay a welcome mat, from what I’ve witnessed
I’ve known some shitty role models, your obsession brought your slaughter
Now I’ll make this the part 2 of ridding frantic frivolous fathers
So Kubrick screwed his train of thought, and cooked a different mad plot
Now the author of this author is flooding his floors with bad blood.
My footsteps are what my plan brought, with all the friends that I have lost
While your path froze your guts to death--I’ll check you in as Jack Frost.



Jack Torrance: 
A child and his mother, I corrected the disturbance 
Now they send me both cases within one goddamn person
It’s a burden, but I guess I’m gonna have to let the storm in
You dropped the ball on the carpet? Then fucking play with me, Norman!
This spineless biased child will bring the crisis I’m divining.
It only takes a lifeless mind to give your mindless life a Shining
I’ll flip you and your “stab-me-daddy-slapstick-gist”
Your spirit’s like: “Keep calm and pass the buck to mommy, she can handle this”
You’re simply full of lust, I know it makes you feel so ill
Still don’t have the guts to face it so you take them out your roadkill.
Now you perfectly replicate what you pin on your walls
An empty, anxious, little bitch that ripped his soul with what he caused
 
Norman and Norma Bates: 
Mother, what’s the plan? Pierce this Jackoff ‘till the game’s won
No need for reversed writing to know Torrance is getting REDRUM’d
You play with your work but who’s feeling disturbed? Think of more than one sentence and write it
Are you finally willing to fight and confront or did I get a dull boy excited
I know it’s not my place to get involved in, but you got nothing but your avarice and despair evolving
‘Til your only belief in everything you ever made is that the bottles you empty are gonna solve it
And packing a weapon? Listen up, I know this whole feeling is filling your guilt
But you showered in self deprecation and went to get stabbed by the story you built
You crafted your own trial, dropped out full of wrath and envy
The labyrinth was the game, but Player One wasn’t Ready.

Jack Torrance: 
You keep your basement locked after silencing mommy?
There won’t be secrets behind closed doors when Here’s Johnny!
Where’s the light of your life? You’re turning your home to hell
Peep so many holes in the wall, call it Mastur-Bate’s Motel
Your mom wrecked social contact within the feminine context.
I mean how’s dinner with her corpse and your oedipus complex?
It doesn’t matter who you mess with, you’ll stay obsessed and desperate
Your mind is your own maze and you will never find the exit

Norman Bates vs. Jack Torrance - Rap Battle!

Samara:
In seven days your semi fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated, choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher specializing in edgy teens
I’ve seen meaner scream queens squealing on MTV
I’m the first film sensation from Asia to get the west cravin’
You’re the last one people think of when they hear “Wes Craven”
Abandoned by your mother and it drove you to insanity,
So you’ll bite another bullet, guess it runs in the family

Ghostface:
Hello, announcer - can I fight someone new, please?
You must’ve misheard me; I said I like scary movies
You would think by now you’re used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna hang up
List everyone you ripped off? I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy hair ghost girl couldn't have been more washed up.
Idyllic but then your hopes for a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara, can you let your fans down?
They put a cliche mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work, 'til I slayed you.
With your screen time, you shouldn't really call yourself a breakthrough

Samara:
I'm trapped in the waters but protected by god
Drop the facade, you’re useless! Even your rules are flawed

Ghostface:
Wrong answer! Your reboot trash is lackluster
You’re barely at the bottom of the bargain bin at Blockbuster

Samara:
So formulaic, you're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you
Coming at me choking on your phoned-in lines? Please,
I’m screwing you over worse than caller ID
Talk about your franchise like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels; just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like to take a dive
To be blunt, your role couldn't get your ratings high.

Ghostface:
Unstoppable like Jason, you can’t stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known, never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl, you will never be my equal
The body count’s capped out, so there’s no need for a sequel!

Garbage Gothic as Samara Morgan

Razzy as Ghostface

Written by: Freshy Kanal, Razzy, Walk & Adroitwhiz

Mixing by: Freshy Kanal

Beat by: Audio Network

Additional Help by: DCARaps, Rabi, Atronachsaura, Brodecai, Diogo, Gengo & ItsJustBrenden

Cover Art by: Adroitwhiz

VIDEO RELEASE: TODAY

Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle!

...Better late than never? ^-^" 
Well, at least I'm in time for Pokemon Sun and Moon's 4th Anniversary.

@Stofferex as Solgaleo
@garbageGothic as Lunala

Solgaleo:
This Zubat thinks that she can beat me? I’ll invalidate her claims!
Gonna make her my breakfast when I Crunch her with my Psychic Fangs!
Bow before my Cosmic Power! I run the sun, you peasant!
I'll Zen Headbutt this moon and turn her into a crescent!
You’re 4 times weak to Ghost and Dark moves? How pathetic
and ironic for a 'mon with a Lunar aesthetic!
Your Shadow Shield won’t Protect you from my Sunsteel Strike!
Dominating this battle, expect a Blood Moon tonight!!

Lunala:
This Litleo thinks he can win? What a foolish delusion!
He must be stuck in Confusion to come up with that conclusion!
You’ll shiver in fear when you hear my cry
And then the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie!
I'll use my Wonder Room, so the tables will turn!
You’re the Sunne Pokemon, but yet you’re weak to my burns!
Your Full Metal Body can’t deflect my Moongeist Beam!
Fantasize about winning? Well I’ll be Eating your Dreams!

Solgaleo:
I won't need to fantasize! My third eye will visualize,
That beating you will be pleasant, like watching the sun rise!
For I’m the Radiant Sun! Let it dawn upon you
that you leave no Giga Impact on me with the lines that you spew!
I’m “the beast that devours the sun” that’s how I spit hot
like a Fire Blast to the face! Leave you in a Psyshock!
Seems like you can’t take the Heat! You look like you’re gonna Crash!
Soon you’ll be seriously sizzled by my Searing Sunraze Smash!

Lunala:
I’m immune to your Normal-Type Disses! You’re not a threat! 
Purging you shall be lovely, like watching the sun set!
This Moon is Full of surprises you can’t see with your Future Sight!
You shouldn’t have danced with this devil under the pale Moonlight!
I’m “the beast that calls the moon”, so that’s why I’m so cold
when I’m blowing flurries of Icy Wind bars at you tenfold!
Open an Ultra Wormhole and head back where you came from
Or I’ll mesmerize you with my Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom

Necrozma:
Stupid little Nebby’s, they think they’re allowed to brag?
I’ll release my Stored Power, and they’ll Return to Lillie’s Bag!
These two gas balls aren’t a match for me, even if they’re fully grown,
‘cause I’ve seen better Suns and Moons from Solrock and Lunatone!
You can’t destroy my Prism Armor with your Z-moves! It’s useless!
In fact, I’m the reason you can use them to begin with!
Don’t need Dusk Mane nor Dawn Wings to make the both of you cower!
Now that I’ve drained all of your light, I’m Ultra Bursting with Power!

Ultra Necrozma:
Bow down to the Blinding one! The savior of Alola!
The one who’s light shines brighter than a supernova!
Those who challenge me get Bulldozed by my power so divine! 
Just ask everyone who tried to battle me for the first time!
I’ve travelled through many realities, and one thing persists
There's not a single dimension where either of you win exists!
My Neuroforce ensures my victory is fortified!
You’ll meet your end with Photon Geyser: a Light That Burns the Sky!

@hyperjacob96 as Necrozma/Ultra Necrozma

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