Friday Night Funkin - VS Jebus Decide

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[FNF BETADCIU] Cannibalism V2 but Every Turn a Different Character Sings

ArcadeKitten battles are back on the menu (I say, as if the last one wasn't a week ago)

Snakebite126 as Bobble the Clown
M!CAH as Lambchop
Prod. by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixing by Spadical
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks: garbageGothic, Rosenthal, Quizzique, all the Maryheads

LYRICS:
Bobble the Clown:
Hey, kids! Welcome to my show! I… where are the tots at?
Oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
Right, now we’ve got that cleared up. As a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing,
But unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
But of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles. 
Tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
Then she says “I can fix him”, but even she can’t once I’ve gutted this Tumblr cutie.
How’s a killer supposed to be threatening with resurrection? ArcadeKitten might as well be a fucking PUSSY!
So when I’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and damned like all of the soldiers in camps
Makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular - he stole all the trends from Cult of the Lamb
Now kids, I may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
Prepare for another Kitchen Surprise, as I lead another lamb to the slaughter

Lambchop:
Welcome to my shop! I assure you, there’s many sweets to try
But maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) You know what? I’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
So I’m dragging you off like I’m Dr. [[REDACTED]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
It’ll soon be clear your doom is near - bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
You’ll be decapitated like Raj; how about I sell Bobble’s head as a souvenir?
Pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
Sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
Thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like Stella
Facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like Ruuuuby, I’m fed up
You’re the clown, and your whole damn site’s a circus, but not one I’d visit for fun
After I’ve left Bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged

Bobble the Clown:
Wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, I thought you could pack meat
Even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
In Stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of crap’s secret stash
All it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any Grade A amnesiac!
I don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your Potemkin village
Grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! Remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
Leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
Tell me, Lambchop: how does my average episode have a less fucked-up moral?

Lambchop
You’re getting under people’s skin, but I’m not talking that when I say you’re a boring twat
Where’s your entourage? Well, either way, when I break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
Biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
But Ronald McDonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
This is not the place for you, I could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
But you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “Safe”
Well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
SCP-993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery

Bobble the Clown (SCP Foundation) vs. Lambchop (Sweet No Death) - AK Rap Battles

Lyrics
So you want to know your place?
Dive in, taking your own pace
Your ricochet is bound to cause you pain
You're falling harder through the void so you can die in vain
(Rolling on to the tune of violence)


bang goes the bumper racking up your own score

'Round and 'round you go, dying to end to once more
The thread quivers in a dim lit ascendants, to launch onward to the marching sound
Locked back, back on track, we don't slack
it's gonna pick you up off the ground
Round up You better hope you make it out
giving death the gaze taking lives on the first phase
Disgrace falls on your family's name
because you thought you'd beat this race to the finish line

You're bleeding
You can try as you might, but you're swollen from the inside
Off the ramp fall off the wall down
Don't you go in the gobble hole now you must pay the toll
Rolling on to thе tune of violence

This is the call of charging demons, let them roll out the dice
Set the score and mark their heads on open targets riding high
Oh, know your place, leave no trace
Let the game seal your fate tonight

This is the call of marching heathens let the hole open wide
Raising fists and watching agony consume their only pride
Oh, know your place, leave no trace
Let the game seal your fate tonight

Bouncing off the wall
Blood drools from the ball
Dare you stop the fall
Answer to the call

It's never-ending, you are descending
Dithering lights fill the air whole you're mending
Was it you all the time you were defending
Or was the purpose of eternity pretending
Your mind boggles as you flip the switch
Into the ditch, screaming like a son of a bitch
You might be higher than a kite, but hold tight
Because the ground's got a gift like a parasite
Lights out

It must be boring while ignoring
fate's grudging grasp on gravity
Your insanity begins
I must inquire why you're retiring oxygen from your humanity
Your depravity begins to breed your martyr
You can try stabilize, but we've got you from the inside
Off the ramp fall, off the wall down Don't you sink
Now tell your friends you're on the brink of madne-e-e-e
Rolling on to the tune of violence

This is the call of charging demons, let them roll out the dice
Set the score and mark the heads on open targets riding high
Oh, know your place, leave no trace
Let the game seal your fate tonight
This is the call of marching heathens let the hole open wide
Raising fists and watching agony consume their only pride
Oh, know your place, leave no trace
Let the game seal your fate tonight

Defend your title, defend your vitals
Repeat the cycle lest you're suicidal
And if your mind becomes genocidal
Let your body win, let your game begin

This is the call of marching heathens
Let them know your place, leave no trace
Let the game seal your fate tonight

Let them seal your fate now

Know your place, leave no trace
Let the game seal your fate

So you finally know your place?

Know Your Place

Lyrics
For the longest time, you picked it all up
And they take it down again
Dominated, annihilated, such relentless dread
One more day of this anarchy will drown us all

We were dealt the weakest hand from fate
And now they demonize our traits
No more consequences, the time's of essence
You've had enough

No more hate (From the madness)
No more distaste (From the sadness)
No more denial (We will stand)
We'll take the ground, and mark where we were damned

We are the burning tides (We are the burning tides)
We take the throne and climb (We take the throne and climb)
This is the core of our prime (This is the core of our prime)
Seek and destroy, reclaim and draw the line


And cease the war!

One more time we eradicate, and drown them all
Look at what they have done to you for the longest time
You were forced to comply with your strings
In a toxic pantomime

We are the burning tides (We are the burning tides)
We take the throne and climb (We take the throne and climb)
This is the core of our prime (This is the core of our prime)
Seek and destroy, reclaim and draw the line

Screaming thousands of times again
You have had it up to here with your fears
In this bloodbath of sovereign
You can hide away the bruises and tears!
No more, move on
Your power needs no proof to bear!
Stand up, stand out
Reap what you define, this is the climb!
So draw the line!

We are the burning tides (We are the burning tides)
We take the throne and climb (We take the throne and climb)
This is the core of our prime (This is the core of our prime)
Seek and destroy, reclaim and draw the line

And cease the war!

Draw The Line Resurrection

Full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-FQaX1d6ZVk


Kyubey Verse 1

I know it must be odd for you to hear another’s words
Since you’re living in a prison that took centuries to unearth

Your greatest strength in battle used to be the words you speak
But most recently you barely open your mouth more than me

My kind saw our dying universe and now we give it help
We make more energy than a fallen star like yourself

We harvest energy from emotional teenage girls
I could grant a wish to Claudia and wipe out your whole world


Aaravos Verse 1 

This is the champion who’s been appointed to defeat me?
He’s just a predator who wants young girls to get some grief seed

You don’t know true magic, I make tainted mages black out
So stay on my good side and you can be my little cat pal

Your sole purpose is repurposing souls
It took Madoka just a couple days to learn your true goals

When I reveal mine to others you’ll find me burning some holes
In Lux Aurea’s throne, now Xadia’s under my control 


Kyubey Verse 2

The way the world found out your motives is even more tragic
Young girls figured out us both, but yours didn’t even need magic

Now your name has been erased from all of Xadia’s history
I can’t even imagine how small your soul gem must be

But why do you cause this chaos, you don’t get an upper hand
And your power never grew, pride is hard to understand

Logically, you were arrested and the dragons had you sentenced
To a life in prison where you face eternal self-reflection


Aaravos Verse 2

Maybe put some of your energy towards your performance 
Since your voice has become the primal source of my boredom

It’s clear that you would lose even the most simple of feuds
Because Kyubey is even less powerful than my cube

Now King Harrow is gone due to the peril I’ve caused
While your whole plan has been stopped by made up anime schlock

So your mind has now been shattered like my prison and my king
Your story wrapped up with ribbons while I still pull the strings


► CREDITS: 

Tibbie as Kyubey

ForgottenSon as Aaravos

Written by PowerPoint Rap Battles

Art by 3ple

Beat Prod. by Tone Jonez

Mixed by Danii

Cover art by JK03

Special thanks to Kobe van Bogaert, SwordTee40, and RNG

Aaravos vs Kyubey. PowerPoint Rap Battles (ft. Tibbie and ForgottenSon)

High Spirits

Original uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbIb01CKUhm2A3rUwGiuBpg

I didn't make this song myself, but I have the original uploader's permission to reupload. Copyright goes to them! TF2 belongs to Valve!