@user-68535984: haha thanks man. I love your 'I know I'm dumb' track. Catchy tune!

LOL KILLER SONG AND LYRICS MAN...CATCHY AS HELL

BIG fun! everything's fine! so catchy and uplifting

Top notch track! Great vocals and a impressive 70´feel in the arrangement  - Great work on this one!

Songs that I've written and played on or songs by other artists I've played on

Dave Olsen performances

Composed by Erik Rosengren
Performed by Lct Quintet
Recorded and Mastered by Marcus Strandman 

3. Det Är Inte Lätt Att Vara Du

"Smile" 'Witchcraft" "Misty" and Radio Intro with Bill Dake Ocean FM 97.1 Smooth Jazz

available for download at www.RevolutionStupid.com
Words & Music by Dave Olsen 

High On The Brat Scale

Words & Music By Dave Olsen

Jason Cliche: vocals
Dave Olsen: backing vox, jaw harp
Kelly Hoppe: harmonica
Kim Deschamps: pedal steel
Mike Conto: guitars
Attila Baraczka: bass
Adam Warner: drums

Recorded at Tonefix Studios & Pet Shop Productions, Toronto
Engineered by Mike Conto
Produced by Dave Olsen & Mike Conto
Mastered by Dan Turcotte

YOU STOLE MY midlife CRISIS - BY DAVE OLSEN

Well I'm gettin' older and you're gettin' smarter and we've been together for a while
But baby sometimes well I get the feelin' that we ain't goin' out in style
Well you know that sometimes 
I get the itchin' like I was only seventeen 
It's way too easy to look around thinkin' that the grass on the other side is green 'er

Baby I got my midlife crisis
I really don't know where my life's at
Baby I badly need to buy a Harley

CHORUS:
You went and stole my midlife crisis
You took my bike and all my vices
'Got me doin' Yoga exercises
My MLC, you jeopardized it
You went and stole my midlife crisis

Well I wake up early Sunday mornin' cuz it's my day fishin' with the boys 
But baby you woke up earlier than than me and you left me in charge of the noise
So I go on out back to my old shack to tune up my machine
But you stole my ride, you were nowhere in sight
You just left me your caffeine

Baby you stole midlife crisis
I really don't know where my wife is
Baby I don't know why you gone and done that 

CHORUS
 
Hey, Hey, Hey Now!

PEDAL STEEL SOLO

At sunset I'm sleepin'; I’m woken by a rumblin'
And I clock you ridin' up the lane
You're speedin' down the alley like a bat out of hell; 
you're the master of your domain
You slam on the brakes, dirt flyin' in my face
Now I'm 'bout to pick a bone
You put your hands on your thighs, stare me straight in the eyes
Sayin' "Get me one of my own!"

Baby you stole my midlife crisis
You're lookin' so very hypnotizin’
With that slick machine between your privates

CHORUS

Hey, Hey, Hey Now!
You went and stole midlife crisis
Hey, Hey, Hey Now!
You went and stole midlife crisis
Hey, Hey, Hey Now!
You went and stole midlife crisis


You Stole My Midlife Crisis

words & music by Dave Olsen

Jason Cliche: vocals
Dave Olsen: backing vocals, hammond organ, tambourine
Mike Conto: guitars
Gene Hardy: baritone & tenor saxes
Attila Baraczka: bass
Adam Warner: drums

recorded at Tonefix Studio & Pet Shop Productions, Toronto
engineered by Mike Conto
mastered by Dan Turcotte
produced by Dave Olsen & Mike Conto

Manscaption Motivation - By Dave Olsen
 
I saw you walking by like a sexy super girl
You looked deep into my eyes, now you’re rocking my whole world
We walked along the beach and talked about stupid shit
You kissed me by the sea and baby that was it

It really seems just like a dream when you are there 	(ooo just like a dream)
We go inside and strip down to our underwear 		(ooo take off our jeans)
You look me in the eyes and say ‘Listen to me, Jack’ 	(ooo oh yes my queen)
‘If you want to get with me than you got(s) to shave your back’

CHORUS:
Manscaping
Manscaping
You’re given me, you’re given me 
The Manscaping Motivation

I’ve always tried so hard to win your sweet approval
You tell me book yourself at Laser Hair Removal
I’m waiting for your call so baby don’t be cruel
You text me don’t come over till you shave the family jewels

I’m lost in wonderland when you take off all your clothes 	(ooo you’re like a rose)
You smile at me and say ‘Hey bud, go trim your nose’


CHORUS 2X

When we’re on vacay and we’re chillaxing
You book me for a full body waxing... Waxing!

GUITAR SOLO

I don’t know what I’d do if I couldn’t be with you 	(ooo what would i do?)
You flash those baby blues and say ‘chest hair must go too’

CHORUS
You’re given me, you’ve given me the manscaping
You’re given me, you’ve given me the manscaping
motivation, vibration, sensation, elation!



Manscaping Motivation

Available for download at http://www.RevolutionStupid.com

Call My Producah

Music by Pat Metheny & lyrics by Dave Olsen

Download on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/last-train-home-single/id1171883781?app=itunes&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

Jillian Mendez: vocals
Dave Olsen: piano & percussion
Mike Conto: acoustic guitar, bass & loop programming

Produced by Dave Olsen & Mike Conto
Engineered by Mike Conto
Mastered by Dan Turcotte

Recorded at ToneFix Studios (http://www.tonefix.com), Toronto, Canada
Mastered at Pet Shop Productions (http://www.petshopproductions.com), Toronto
Artwork by Lorena Cosimo

Based on Pat Metheny's beautiful instrumental Last Train Home from his 1987 CD Still Life Talking (http://patmetheny.shop.musictoday.com/Product.aspx?cp=13944_16396&pc=4YCD54)

  Last Train Home 
Music by Pat Metheny & lyrics by Dave Olsen
 
 
Now the day is just about done
Don’t see the end of what I’ve begun
My thoughts are full of former dreams
It seems like years have flown away
And still I’m waiting for
The last train home
 
Travelled over countless roads
And never stopped to lighten my load
The truth is always further on
Much further on inside myself
And still I’m waiting for
The last train home
 
Bridge:
Far off, the distant sound
A sound so familiar
It echoes through my soul
Calling me away
 
In my dream I am on that train
I am speeding back towards home again
The road I took is not yet through
I wish I knew where it will end
And still I’m waiting for
The last train home

Last Train Home - Featuring Jillian Mendez vocals (music by Pat Metheny; words by Dave Olsen)

The love of my life. The best 10 years 14 days we shared together.( Caroline Jean Winchester ) she was 50 years old. I think about her every day . She was the strongest person I ever knew. I miss her laugh the most. It came so easy for her. A tribute to her  written by myself in 2017.
LYRICS
IF I SIT ON THE EDGE OF THE WORLD WILL I FALL INTO OUTER SPACE
OR WILL I HEAR YOUR SOOTHING VOICE TELLING ME I'LL LEAD YOU HERE
OR WILL I SPIN WAY OUT OF CONTROL DOWNWARD SPIRAL
TO A DEEP BLACK HOLE. AND IF I TRY TO REACH OUT TO YOU
WILL THIS DREAM TONIGHT COME TRUE

YOU'LL FOREVER LIVE DEEP INSIDE MY HEART
THROUGH UPS AND DOWNS AND BRAND NEW STARTS
THE WORLD TURNS  THE SEASONS WILL CHANGE
IT'S NOT THE SAME IT'S NOT THE SAME

YOU USE TO SAY YOU'D FIND YOUR WAY 
TO KEEP ON LIVING BEYOND THE GRAVE
AND HELP ME THROUGH ALL THE PAIN  THERE'S STILL PAIN
SO MUCH PAIN... ITS BEEN EIGHT LONG YEARS SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY
TIME RAN OUT YOU COULDN'T BE SAVED 
THE DAY YOU DIED THE LIGHTS WENT DARK 
MY SPIRIT DIED AND MY SOUL CRIED OUT

YOU USE TO SAY YOU'D FIND YOUR WAY TO KEEP ON LIVING BEYOND THE GRAVE AND HELP ME THROUGH ALL THE PAIN BUT THERE'S STILL PAIN SO MUCH PAIN.,,,,,,

The Day You Died  ( ORIGINAL ) Carolines Song  With  Lyric Sheet

Wüst: music https://soundcloud.com/wust
Augenmerk: lyrics & vocals
I really liked Wüst's track DUB U2 which he had published last year and was happy to make a text for it.   https://soundcloud.com/wust/dub-u2-storx

Greif nach den Sternen/ Reach for the stars - Wüst & Augenmerk

Маме (To Mama)

1. Здоровьем уж давно не блещешь ты,
    Морщинки вьются возле глаз.
    А на своем балконе ты растишь цветы,
    Как ты растила раньше нас.
    Мы, словно повзрослевшие птенцы,
    Все разлетелись кто куда.
    Ты с нетерпением ждёшь, когда мы позвоним,
    Но нам так некогда всегда.
          
ПРИПЕВ           
    Мама, не печалься, мама,
    Не иди в дорогу
    Провожать меня.
    Что бы в жизни ни случилось,
    К твоему порогу
    Я вернусь всегда.
    Даже пусть твои советы
    Не дадут ответа
    На вопрос иной,
    Встретишь ты меня с любовью
    И всегда укроешь
    От беды любой.

2. Как много я хотел тебе сказать,
    Но в этой гонке не успеть.
    Ты подарила мне игру с названьем Жизнь,
    Предел которой всё же есть.
    Так много сделать должен я успеть,
    Покуда я ещё в игре,
    Пока ещё есть силы, а игра нова,
    И страсть во мне еще жива.
          
ПРИПЕВ           
    Мама, не печалься, мама,
    Думай о хорошем, 
    Береги себя!
    Помни, что на всей планете,
    На всем белом свете
    Ближе нет тебя.
    Всё, что в жизни я имею,
    Сделать что сумею, 
    Лишь тебе одной
    Гордо в песне посвящаю,
    Только будь подольше 
    На земле со мной!
            Ты ведь есть хранитель, ангел мой!

Украинский Ковбой

Маме

Маме / To Mama

Intro:
This ain't got no hook
This ain't got no hook
This ain't got no hook ay ay ay

Verse:
Yeah you know I'm wit it how I mother fuckin spit it
Hit a lick never split flow be so sadistic
Intentions they just wicked and my lyric so explicit
Off the mind so horrific my bitch be so persistent 
Keep a distance wit the fakes bitch don't get it twisted
Heard your shit it was ass I am not a critic
20 20 on the scope I don't leave no witness
I Run the game like transmission all I do is winnin
You acting parasitic like Corrupted politicians
I practice repetition I be mystic every situation
They say I'm a pathetic narcissistic egotistic 
Unrealistic unreligious who is hella twisted
Shit you spittin in your rhymes they be guilt admission
Bitch I'm chasin seven figures that my only mission
Loadin up my ammunition that be my ambition 
Always well equipped they callin me a technician 
You don't even pay ya bills I'm movin up the
 hills
I'm fuckin on ya main bitch wait, oops I let it spill
Don't need a fuckin mask cause when I shoot it bitch it kills
Cold blood be runnin through my veins bitch I got the chills

No Hook

Some say I am a wizard 
But I don't need spells to charm you,
And I don’t need to shout 
‘Expelliarmus’ to disarm you.
I’ve read all of the books
And watched the films on my computer
(And yes I quite like Ginny 
But I think Hermione’s cuter)

MisterMAX

Kind of trance with some house vibe but i'm not one for labels hope you enjoy.... :)

Dropbox Drake

Dreams from pre-birth of trees in blossom.

Dreams of Blossom Trees (remastered 2025)

Debut CD from ProducahMan REVOLUTION STUPID available now on iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/producahman/1067247506

Featuring:
Jason Cliche: vocals
Dave Olsen: keys & backing vocals
Mike Conto: guitar
Attila Baraczka: bass
Adam Warner: drums
Jillian Mendez: vocals

Special Guests:
Kelly Hoppe (Big Sugar): harmonica
Gene Hardy (Johnny Reid band): sax
Kim Deschamps (Blue Rodeo): pedal steel & dobro
Jonny Olsen (Junkyard Symphony): percussion
William Carn: trombone
William Sperandei: trumpet

Recorded at www.petshopproductions.com & www.tonefix.com in Toronto, Canada

Piano Player / Singer / Songwriter from Toronto, Canada

Manscaping Motivation

ProducahMan

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