SALAMANCA SONG

# I. 

Baking out Bacon Hall

Call me all but forgettable 

I am broke and broken 

Brokering peace deals with my demons

# II. 

Hoping they will last as long as all the trauma

Saved it from my mama

Slept on metal cots and stood in lines just to escape the sauna 

# III. 

Med card out, pig press x to doubt

My only form of ID

Empty a mound 

# IV. 

Of green leaves down my face hole

And I still get stares

I'm tossing and washing all over the place 

# V. 

And oh man I'm scoffing while they're closing all the coffins

Fuck the law

Been 5150 since The Old Hippie was writing blogs

# VI. 
I'm coconuts in the brain

And I'm such a slut for the pain 

If I had a gun I'd be safe 

From the thoughts that drive me insane

# VII. 

I think that I am to blame 

It's my fault I cannot maintain

All the pain I cannot explain

And dark thoughts I cannot not contain


# VIII. 

It's pouring rain on every fucking day

I never get away

From these arid places, liminal spaces, that leave me pained gray

# IX. 

I've fucking lost it years ago I think

At the bottom of my puke green drink

I thought I had control but it was gone in just a blink

# X. 

I'm on the brink of my dissociation

Manic as my thoughts are racing

Pacing my self sabotage

Is it the result or the cause?

Diplomatic Visit To Hell

Lego Jam

DAMNED PIPER

DRIVING ME MAD

Freaks Pushed My Astronaut In The Ocean!

Nightlife Ninjas

Vortex Math 369

Gay for Riker (Feb '22)

[Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker that's right
Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker] x4

Riker's so clean
I think he's really hot
And I really wanna have
His babies

The only problem is
When I watch him on Trek
He really seems to love
The ladies

Normally I'm good
With gals in boy clothes
A bent boxer's nose
And torn pantyhose

But I really like 
Those Star Trek fights
When Riker does his thing
I really wanna

Hunh---

[Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker that's right
Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker] x3

What did you hear?
Don't mean to be weird
He's gotta have a beard
Or too young for me

Don't get annoyed
I'd be his betazoid
Maybe then he'd
Take some tongue from me

It's save him from Lanel
Like she saved him from science
I'd save him from Beata
Teach her some Pride n' defiance
I might not have 
Deana's rack
But I got my lust 
That's a fact

[Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker that's right
Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker] x4

Even when fighting a crystalline entity
He has time for love
Maybe after chasing all these little girls
He's ready to man up...
Yeah, ready to man up...

May...be?

[Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker that's right
Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker] x4

I know he likes it freaky
Hey, Minuet's a hologram
Even if agendered
He won't refuse my love command

And I would totally enlist
Take a trip, ride on his ship
Won't hook him on any games
Or assassinate a diplomat

He's got maneuvers of his own
But mine involve shakin' my ass
Enough to make Ro Laren blush
And mine don't involve toxic gas

Much.

[Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker that's right
Gay for Riker that's right
I'm gay for Riker] x4

New Food for Lumpy

Gay for Riker

Gay For Riker

WI HARDCORE // MIDWEST HARDCORE

FUCK YOU

Fuck You (Rough)

Hello and Welcome! 

I don't make the music. Someone who contacted me thought that was disappointing so I think I need to be up-front here. I am just his friend who likes his music A LOT and has permission to post whatever music of his I want here. 

He can make a song up about anything! He has songs about explosions, fire, Jeanie Jaslow's mom, and time machines. He has hundreds and hundreds of songs. He shits out songs all of the time. And they are all different (although some of the lyrics and themes are similar, to be honest). He can make fun of you in a song and put himself down at the same time. Everyone leaves depressed and angry. 

I am trying to post the songs I put on reddit and unreleased tracks from his albums here on Soundcloud. The rest of his music can be accessed through the website I built for him, doctormocker.com

[ad-libs] are songs that he made up on the spot. Whatever comes out of his guitar and his brain and his throat is... just whatever comes out. What you hear is what you get. Sometimes this actually works!

[instrumentals] are songs that have no vocals. Yet, still, somehow, are explicit. 

[acappella] songs are songs that have no music accompaniment except for him slamming on things like a desk or chair. But usually just his voice.

All the rest are "regular" songs. 

All of these songs are recorded live on an old, beat-up and yellowed Fostex 4-track, a barely-functional Panasonic tape recorder from the 80s, a cell phone, or, rarely, an answering machine. He spares all expense to give us that sweet, succulent, grimy, gritty, grungy and intimate low fidelity sound. 

If you want to know more or see some of his videos click on the Interwebsite link below or visit doctormocker.com. 

Thanks,

Lumpy :)

P.S. If you see likes on your tracks that's me liking your music not him. He is a grumpy, surly fucker who doesn't like anything, much. Not even himself. Sad...

Gay For Riker

Doctor Mocker

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