"GONE" by The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
LYRICS:

I can’t believe, you and me… and this... tree…
Seeing stars corresponds to our his’tree.
Stuck on an island yet I just can’t see outside
Send up a signal in the hopes that you can give me a ride,
To the places that you go in your mind.

Staring in your general direction,
Your eyes fixed on the horizon, I
Know we can buy ourselves time,
If we can mobilize,
Coordinate insides,
Get coordinates States-side, ah, ha-ha!   [ =_( ]
We have to try, we have to try, oh-oh-oh!
If you and I, record it right then maybe we can
Chart atop the billboards while they
Chart a course to paint our story on

If we can get it going, going, going
Then we can get going, going, =GONE=

We wanna make it out of here
If we wanna make it out of here
Alive
We’ve got to collaborate
Our lab, low battery
Near midnight on Saturday
Not a lot of time
We wanna make it out of here
But no one makes it out of here alone
Message in a bottle going, going, going
So we can get going... =GONE=

VPC 7 Round 3

The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0] - GONE

Straaaanded 
We crash landed
Taco and Smokee 
 not the bell, bear, or bandit
Man so sandy 
 we got this shit
Just shoot this message at demon herd like lickity split
 not an SoS 
Or a signal of distress
We just got some requests
Listen, I made a list
We need a bunch of weed and some blunts so we can smoke em
some fine ass women so we can get to know em
 bring the bouncy house them boobies bouncing while we floatin
And bring the demon herd yachts, yeah
Boff'em
And Will, connect em with the yacht bridge
 dont forget the drugs and alcohol just bring alot with
All the speakers and the lights 
cut down our tree and build a stage
Dont save our tree
Cuz We dont want our tree saved
goin on a couple days now 
Slick Chillin
Birds whistle on the beat
Up in my mac miller feelings
grab a couple grills for grilling
Oh yeah, bring some food and feed us
And some insulin and needles
Smokee got the diabeetus
since existing as a teenage dirtbag baby
Wheatus
All up in this vpc mess
They dont want us but they need us
If they cant join us better beat us
 island party genius
Taco the nutty professor 
 we both screaming "Cmon Cleatus!"
Its knives down forks up
Roasting rappers like some pork butts
 sho nuff
We need some mo stuff


Island party vibes 
Bring the homies and the "fam" in,
 Yeah we hungry
  Yeah we thirsty 
  Yeah we dirty
But we jamming
Yeah man,
Me and taco ten toes deep up I'm the sand when
Diggin trenches like an irrigation system fruits to plant em
Got some future planning
Bring some wifi w a bunch of bandwidth
 we can kick some island jams and keep these mammajamas dancing
Taco lookin like a sandwich like dammit 2 whole snacks
  let him throw the bottle cuz he gotta swole back.
This ver(se)bose important
Let me drop our last coordinates
yall can find this island party 
 Man this shore looks fuckin gorgeous.
Guess I gotsta cut this short 
it seems we running outta data
Taco dont throw it, wait up
 I gotta estimate locations.
Fuuuuuuuck

The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - Melon Island

crayondroids vs mc chris - FETT'S VETTE

ROUND 2 - Frivolity

Vocalists:

Write a frivolous song.

Music has always accompanied human celebration.  Sometimes you just need a groove and a catchy hook and a whole building full of people will turn their brains off and dance.  On the other hand, some of the most expertly written and well though out music did not take itself seriously in the least (think Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman, etc.).

Whether it's music that's meant to be funny, all about the groove, or even demonstrate your skills of linguistic acrobatics, good songs can absolutely be frivolous.  Never take yourself too seriously.

Producers:

Show off.  Pull out all your tricks and use what's appropriate.

Just don't go overboard!  Just because you're making dessert instead of a hearty main course doesn't mean you should use all icing.  Make sure you don't overpower the vocals, but make this instrumental the one that shows of your best ear candy.

Whether it's a face-melting solo, club-shattering bass, or the most headnodic groove ever heard by human ears, this track should be the one you point people to and say, "I made that," while linking them to a rage comic with the caption, "Fuck yeah."

Vocalist/Producer Challenge 2, Round 2 Entries

Zilla Persona & Dain Saint - Basement Show

YTCracker & ProjektZero - Pinot Noir Superstar

People seriously underestimate how formative Karl Olson's "Romance Language" album was on me as I started getting into nerdcore. I've been meaning to do this cover for probably close to five years at this point, but I never had the ability to make it happen until now. I wanted to do this one right, and I hope I did. 

Personally, I'm satisfied. I hope it's a fitting homage to fantastic source material. 

Sunlight (Ultraklystron Cover)

You know I live a life of intrigue
Big fish, you wish
I know I'm in my own league*
20,000 under the sea
What up, Sebastian
Y'all crabs I'm Viagra
Because I'm lasting
My time is Neverending Story
But I'm not a cheater, Peter
Hauling in my lorry/Lorre**
Y'all bore*** me
Like a worm in my tomato garden
Y'all lames in flames
You couldn't get my James Harden****
At Busch Garden
With my homie from the Nerdlucks
I can't hear your raft
Because I never herd/heard ducks*****
Spare me if I can't strike******
When you dare me to touch a
Mike/mic Myers/My, yers*******
Don't matter just let me at a butcher knife
Life is but a dream sweetheart
And I'm the dream master
Sewing******** at the speed of light
Yeah I know I seam/seem faster*********
And I can't even tell if you're listening
I stay posted********** like the mail
The most interesting

*nautical / sports
**actor / British term for semi truck
***ennui / insect action
****basketball player / penis erection
*****to gather a group (raft) of ducks / to hear + water fowl / sucker mcs
******bowling  / oh please (spare me) + attack (strike)
*******Halloween villain / microphone + possessive pronouns
********planting seeds / making clothes
*********sewing / appear to be
**********mail / vigilant


I'm the most interesting man in the world
Holding a beer in between two girls
Salt and pepper beard
And the moment that you feared
Is when I grab the mic
And proceed to get weird

I don't always wild out 
But when I do it's full moon
Don't always play guitar
But when I do it's in tune
I don't always hate
But when I do it's because I'm driving
I don't always turn away
But when I do it's because you're lying
Don't always lock the door
Except when I've been watching Forensic Files
Don't always get high
But when I do
New hairstyle
I don't always need a friend
But when I do it's because I"m tripping
I don't always use an mp3
My LP was skipping
I don't always eat meat
But when I do I wanna have a cow
Don't tell me what to do, Bart
I hang with homies that allow
Me to be the most interesting G
And I don't always do coke
But when I do it's because it's free
I don't always dance
But when I do it's Paper Planes
Maybe Mamma Mia
Or Jump Around by House of Pain
I don't always sell drugs
But when I do it's marijuana bud
And I don't always wrestle
But when I do it's mud
Don't unsheath my katana
Unless I wanna draw blood
Don't always use a drywall anchor
Unless the hole's not on a stud
I don't always make the beer run
But when I do I get snacks
Don't always play M.K.
But when I do I pick Jax
Don't always go to church
But when I do it's cus of funerals
And when I make a sequel
I use the Roman numerals
I don't always confess
Unless they use a wire tap and
I don't always talk mess
But when I do it's because I'm rapping

Zero Cool - Stay Thirsty

Day to day in my life
You know I stay on the grind
With hot producers
Find a place for my rhymes
And that's how I met Zero
My partner in crime
On the new collab
Trading online
One night on my way to Savannah
Hey you live in Atlanta, right?
What say we link up i.r.l.
When I arrived
The whole house was kind of dark
When he greeted me 
I couldn't ignore a harsh smell
Didn't point it out
I didn't want to be rude
He said I got a new beat
For you to listen to
He played it
It was fire so I laced it
High fives then I asked
Where is your pissing room?
On the way to the john 
I saw a door cracked
Weird lights were flickering
So I went to peek
But as soon as I
Stepped to the room
I felt a hand on my shoulder
Yo Cool why you sneaking?
It was Zero
He explained that his roommate
Was not to be disturbed
I said sorry I was curious
He said in fact 
You better hit the road Zach
Because if we keep going late
My roommate will be furious
So I took a leak
Gave a pound then I left
Drove a few miles
Then I went for my cigarettes
Oh crap I forgot my backpack
Turned around and called Zero
Let him know I was coming back

I sent a text
I hit him on messenger
Arrived back and knocked on the door
But no answer
I had to have my bag to do my shows
If I didn't have my gear
Then it would've blown the whole tour
I tried the doorknob it was unlocked
Stepped in then I crept in through the dark
I snagged my sack from the stu
But on my way back through
I saw the flickering lights and I stopped
Something was compelling me
To see what lied behind the door
And as I approached the smell was sickening
Slowly I pushed the door open
And what I saw there
Made my heart start quickening
There was a body surrounded by candles
In the middle of the floor
In the center of a pentagram
I hit the flashlight button on my phone
And I aimed it at the face
Oh my god it was him

I don't know how to tell you this but
Zero's dead
That guy you been talking to online
Is no longer with us
Only in spirit
I know you don't want to hear it but
I know you don't want to believe me but
Zero's dead
I saw it with my own eyes
Body decomposing mouth open no pulse
There was nobody else
I've been collabing with his ghost

VPC6 Round 2

ZeroCool - House of Zero

Nerdcore Forever

ZeroCool - OmniCool

ZeroCool - Bring Out Your Nerds [ft. A Billi Free, Chris Conde, Lil Lavedy, Chief And TheDoomsdaydevice, Ice Tha One, MC Animosity, Impefekt, Beefy]