This is a revised version of a song that I wrote back in 2004! It was about one of my workmates at the time, and as I recall I wanted it to sound like the theme song of a cartoon superhero.  This person's name is Jaye Bailey, and we became really good friends over the nine or so years we worked together.  I initially wrote this song about her as if she were a superhero, but then it became about how much I knew about her at the time.  The music and lyrics are from 2004, but the vocals have been re-recorded.  In case anyone is wondering about the spoken words section and the third verse,  Jaye was not and never has been a violent person.  She never did "smash him", with "him" referring to another workmate of ours at the time named Nick.  It sort of became a bit of a running joke between the two of them, even though you probably could not get away with saying that kind of thing in this day and age.  The lyrics have not been updated in the 20 years that have passed, so they are very much a product of their time.


VERSE 1
Well there's this chick with whom I work
And you know that she'll give you the irks
Whenever she opens her mouth to sing

By day she works in a bakery
Making life hell for you and me
You never know just what tales she may spin

What tales she may spin


CHORUS
You see her name is SuperJaye
And she will really blow you away
With her thoughts on everything in life
And she'll always make you wash the knife

That's how it is now don't you see
That's what it feels like to be free
So don't just stand there like a tree
Or else you will endure the wrath of
SUPERJAYE!!!

SuperJaye
SuperJaye-aye-aye-aye
SuperJaye


VERSE 2
By night she loves to frequent the clubs
And also get blind stinking drunk
You know she wouldn't have it any other way

And after work she goes to the gym
With her man Gerard, she loves him
In her pink Lancer which makes all of her buddies say	

It makes all of her buddies say


CHORUS
You see her name is SuperJaye
And she will really blow you away
With her thoughts on everything in life
And she'll always make you wash the knife

That's how it is now don't you see
That's what it feels like to be free
So don't just stand there like a tree
Or else you will endure the wrath of
SUPERJAYE!!!


SPOKEN WORDS
Go on SuperJaye! 
Kick his arse! 
You show that Nick who's boss ok?

Come on, smash him! 
Get a few hits in! 
He'll be wishing he never said that I love you!


VERSE 3
So SuperJaye lets the lead out on Nick
Exposing all of her naughty tricks
That leave Nick all bruised and wanting his mummy

She'll boost her energy with a can of tuna
So she can sort out her rivals sooner
Yes when she's done they'll all feel sick in the tummy

They'll all feel sick in the tummy
They'll all feel sick in the tummy because


CHORUS
You see her name is SuperJaye
And she will really blow you away
With her thoughts on everything in life
And she'll always make you wash the knife

That's how it is now don't you see
That's what it feels like to be free
So don't just stand there like a tree
Or else you will endure the wrath of
SUPERJAYE!!!


ENDING
Go kick some arse SuperJaye
Go kick some arse SuperJaye-aye-aye
SuperJaye
Go kick some arse SuperJaye
Kick some arse SuperJaye
Go kick some arse SuperJaye-aye-aye
Kick some arse
You kick some arse SuperJaye!

SuperJaye (Revised 2024)

Protis has been writing music since 1998, when he was still in high school. The name Protis came about from watching the TV show Pokemon; his original name was Piggy, and just how Pikachu evolves into Raichu, well he decided that Piggy would evolve into Protis. The name has stuck ever since then.

Protis is a big fan of computer-based music.  The first computer program he used for music purposes was Cubase Lite on good ol' Windows 3.1 operating system.  Over the years he moved on to Cubast VST, where he further developed his skills as a songwriter.  Most of his early recordings were instrumental works, as at the time he was unable to compose decent lyrics.

After a while, Protis decided to leave the realm of General MIDI and progress into the world of loops and samples.  He accomplished this by using the ACID range of products.  Countless hours were spent with this brilliant piece of software, coming up with lots of cool beats.

Protis has also dabbled in the FruityLoops software, now called FL Studio.  He utilised FL Studio to write songs which contained his first self-penned lyrics.  He was surprised at just how well his lyrics came across in each song, fitting in well with the music.  And all this from someone who could never write words to his songs!