FULL BATTLE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc9jdzQzzQw

** LYRICS **
Let me teach these kids a fucking math lesson
I am always greater and y’all are just less than
Finna divide some lies and multiply the facts,
I added parody to rap battles, yehh, subtract Justin
No cap 
He’s just been busted
        (justin buckner)
And hate to bring them up but 
him and Zander Kanack can
Only get some recognition 
for the bullshit they put up back then
And by that I’m literally 
Talking animals feces
Infested with leeches
Damned if it’s recent 
Metaphors I’m finna preach them
So giddy up now kids *WHIP*
Your series rides the backs of what we started
I’m taking out you wrappers cause I’m bringing out my garbage 
You sensitive, motherfucking uninventatives,
Are so dumb it’s only accurate to call you retarrr- restart that
You sensitive, motherfucking uninventitives,
Dexter in his laboratory wouldn’t be impressed with it
I knew you’d only get a bar about a Cartoon Network
So that’s why I referenced it
I bet you’re typing your lyrics while I’m writing mine which ain’t only why you’d never match my penmanship
I’m Feeling as iF the Flow is so on Fleek as it just Falls right oFF a my Five Faultless Fuckin Fingertips
Wait, who the fuck brought me into this
Oh yes, he’s the man I can’t stand it’s
Ethan Zagranis
I’m about to go 
HAM on this bitch
I’m headed for you
You asked for this shit
Now you a DEADBOI TOO(DEADBOI 2?)
[Part 2]
Words always reused
Sad excuse for verbal abuse
Rapping in circles like that 
You certainly still haven’t 
Threw me for a loop
And I may like overusing rhymes sometimes to drive you wild and overdue it like times through
But I can still keep my lines tight without screwing it up like you and that stupid wise guy psytube
ERBP
We weren’t even 15
Like, what's a punchline or flow
How do I treat it on beat
That’s where y’all are at with effort, you really make me wanna sleep
So now someone’s got to be the shepherd in a community full of sheep 
Prepare to be tarnished yo
Like every battles audio
Eric the Audibles mixes
Sound terribly garbage bro
Even Bling Face wouldn’t want to use half your shit I just heard
Swear to god they all gonna replay this battle just to skip to my verse

Provost's Verse from Eric vs Zagranis | Ultimate Community Royale

Remastered to make you feel like you're going DELIRIOUS (listen with headphones). Oh, and I added a second verse CAUSE THESE CEREALS STILL GOT ME GOIN CRAZY SON!!

Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Artwork by ThatTacoGod

** LYRICS **
i think I’m goin delirious
you’d say its not that serious
but I really can’t pick a cereal
and i swear to god i’m bouta be hysterical    

I’m a lyrical miracle
typical individual
traditionally unthinkable 
not that what I say wasnt 
already thinked of tho
in other words I don’t think so 
my flows stay minimal
but o-kay get em doe
provost gonna let em know
no one’s close to my level tho
yet you just say its terrible
this garbage is unbearable
but you just bared it on stereo
to share an opinion that don’t matter tho
I’d say I’m mad at you but I don’t care ho
I’m more bothered when I’m at the grocery sto

i think I’m goin delirious
you’d say its not that serious
but I really can’t pick a cereal
and i swear to god i’m bouta be hysterical    

this is a desperate satirical 
not intended to be admirable 
just like I can’t be to one cereal
cause for me to pick a favorite is gonna take a miracle
cinnamon toast crunch, 
honey bunches of oats much
rice crispies the most fun
crackle pop and just munch munch
how could you own such
a delicious meal for lunch, dinner, n breakfast
if you don’t agree you’re a dumb fuck
I’d eat 50 pounds of reese’s puffs out of a  dump truck
frost them mini wheats
got milk is the shiit
broth is for pity cheaps
slurpin somethin as simple as soup give me 
the motherfuckin heebie geebies
for petes sake might as well get a beaver to eat with!
AH!

i think I’m goin delirious
you’d say its not that serious
but I really can’t pick a cereal
and i swear to god i’m bouta be hysterical

CEREAL (REMASTERED) - Single

CEREAL (REMASTERED)

CEREAL(REMASTERED IN STEREO) [EXPLICIT]

OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES! -
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/provost/why-im-in-this

Produced by Kylo / Diamond Style
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Cover Art by Provost
Written by Provost

** LYRICS **
Let me tell you why I’m in it
Get right to the finish, because it isn't to win it 
Look at me lifting and eating that spinach; reaching new limits
But if fame is the championship I’d just leave right this minute 
Gotta believe that I’m gifted
I make the cleanest decisions
Get them syllables sitting in the
Perfect pockets with precision
In the beginning, it was just a pot that’s worth to piss in 
Now I feel its an ambiguous personal mental competition
Aiming for greatness but not quite the same as
Half these lames who say that their trynna make it
A screaming passion for needing attention is heinous
I like to play with words while you acting like an anus

And don’t frame that I’m trynna overstate 
Like I'm sayin I got a place in the game
I only call it game because its something I play 
No need to overthink it I’m just havin fun with it man, come on

Lemme tell you why I'm in this thang
And why I ain't ever gon' change
Lemme tell you why I'm in this game
And why I ain't ever gon' change
Lemme tell you why I'm in this thang
And why I ain't ever gon' change
Lemme tell you why I'm in this game
And why I ain't ever gon' change

"Nate, it's past your time to make it or break it
Been rapping for ten years but you haven’t been changing."
Honestly I'd be unfazed if it don’t workout
Still never gon' burn out, guess I'm only in it for training
And if you claim you haven't seen my gains your straining
My lack of physical strength’s just in my brains and
Y'all could eat a couple grapes wasting away gaming
I’ll keep setting bars that I just can't stop raisin
Flying right past your head cause you didn’t get it
You're a few glasses of wine short another headache
But if you catch what I’m saying, you know your kinda same and
you’d understand that you’re still a basket case then

And don’t frame that I’m trynna overstate 
Like I'm sayin I got a place in the game
I only call it game because its something I play 
No need to overthink it I’m just havin fun with it man, come on

Lemme tell you why I'm in this thang
And why I ain't ever gon' change
Lemme tell you why I'm in this game
And why I ain't ever gon' change
Lemme tell you why I'm in this thang
And why I ain't ever gon' change
Lemme tell you why I'm in this game
And why I ain't ever gon' change

...

Why I'm In This - Single

Why I'm In This

OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES! -
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/provostandglitches/imagination-garden

Produced by Call Me G
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost & Glitches
Cover Art by Dilly of "Loco Rap Battles"
https://youtube.com/channel/UCfHG5JM4GIGVBcuZHyZPW0A

Imagination Garden - Single

Imagination Garden

Provost & Glitches - Imagination Garden

Produced by Gustavs Strazdins
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost, Freshy Kanal, & Eric the Audible
Cover Art by Provost

*** LYRICS ***
[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

[VERSE 1] (Provost)
Man I swear I heard that line before
It doesn't take a detective to find signs and explore 
You write with RhymeZone on your iPhone and ignore
The art form and use it like barely eyeing some decor
Thinking you bend minds cause you can rhyme with orange, but the line was boring, 
You're just pouring all the rhymes from your recycling storage
Until you find you’ve reached your height, now your dying in shortage 
I’m feeling high as a dinosaur is
Metaphorically morbid, 
A brachiosaurus on the ninetieth floor of a skyscraper in Florence
My library’s enormous, your mind’s barely a tortoise
You're like, "why's he care what I wrote once?" I carry the warrants
And I'm calling in my officers in for law and order
We heard your rap battle, originality your short of
Your sort of more like a hoarder of work that others do for ya
So call it quits, finna take ya to court boi, better get a lawyer

[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

[VERSE 2] (Freshy Kanal)
I swipe the traffic when I ride the tracks 
And every time you’re capping, 
Your whole life is acted, man you might get casted.
I don’t sign with has-beens that would die to rap it.
Cause you might have had it but your time has passed 
And I survived the tragic accident 
You called your prime of rap battles, 
You slimy bastard
I know that I’m such a psychopathic rhyming addict 
But a couple crimes just happen when you gotta write a classic.
I'm turning mine to bangers til I see a diamond flashing
I put my rivals on pause, I don't write for applause
A couple verses and I finished a new bible for y'all like a cypher of god's
You better wake up, it's time for your job
I only wanna make the bread if I can dine with the sauce
In 2 years you won't see me in the same place
Who cares, I'm not greedy when I make change
If you stare at my PC, I don't play games
My tunes carry the scene, flee so you stay safe

[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

[VERSE 3] (Eric the Audible)
Ever since we learned that words can rhyme when we’re saying them
There’s been a group of people growing way too complacent with 
Their claims of divinity, what I’m trying to convey is
Your spiritual lyrical miracles just made me an atheist
All stand for the honorable judge Audible
If I were you then I would pray that god have mercy on your soul
If not then you’ll be stuck inside the prison, no deal offered, cause I’ll
Sentence you for life with no option to get on parole
And I’m happy you that two officers were on patrol
I feel safe knowing that these streets are cop controlled
But given the state of the criminal’s illicit acts,
The state grants me power to - officially - get his ass
The hell were you thinking of kid? we got police in this biz,
Taking it easy, not thinking about the schemes that you spit
See that’s a devious grift, this faux emcee shit should quit
So not a peep, I want zip, you best start pleading your fifth

[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

RHYME CRIME - Single

RHYME CRIME (feat. Freshy Kanal & Eric the Audible)

"CEREAL - EP" OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES! -
https://tinyurl.com/cerealEP

Produced by DopeBoyzMuzic
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost
Cover Art by Dilly of "LocoRapBattles"
https://www.youtube.com/c/LocoRapBattles

** LYRICS **
I wake up every morning always knowing what I want
For breakfast, what I know is I want some kind of pops yup
And I’m never quite as happy as when you first open a box up
But asking me to pick one is like hoping that frogs cluck
I'm like a little kid pissing himself 
Who got just what he wanted for Christmas
Ain't nobody gonna wanna witness the viciousness 
If I was given anything other than trix for breakfast
Bacon and eggs, I’d be fucking reckless
Shaking in rage, and chuck the Chex Mix
Everyday you ask the same question
My answer remains, you know what the next is

Pour me another bowl
(Ok but like, what kind do you want?)
Pour me some cereal
(No I get that, but like, like what kind though?)
Pour me another bowl
(I only eat the best kind, yeah only the best kind,
Yeah only the best kind, yeah only the best kind)
Pour me some cereal
(I only eat the best kind, yeah only the best kind,
And you know the best kind... is any kind)

What the heck is this serious
Stop being so curious
Asking me my favorite cereal
Is like "how'd they build the pyramids?"

Pour me another bowl
(Pour me some cereal)

So don’t ask no questions or try to get suggestions
You know the best one all of them and that’s objective
Should of made the connection
The complexion of such a selection
So think twice before you make me in charge
Of picking a damn box
I’m trying to raise a brand that pops
With the simplicity of Raisin Bran and Pops
(And still..)
Bigger than imperial, I’m empirical
Getting weary of these scary hoes
That expect not to share when they’re eating Cheerios
And barely knows why I bury my nose in every cereal bowl
Don't care if too much cereal kills ya
Guess ima be killed over cereal
And I'm not a serial killer, but I swear to god
If you take my cereal I'm gonna have to ask if Siri'll kill ya!

Pour me another bowl
(Yeah just pour that shit up)
Pour me some cereal
(You better pour that shit up)
(I only eat the best kind, yeah only the best kind,
Yeah only the best kind, yeah only the best kind)
[I eat the what? I eat the what?
I eat the what? I eat the what?]
Pour me some cereal
(I only eat the best kind, yeah only the best kind,
And you know the best kind... is any kind)

What the heck is this serious
Stop being so curious
Asking me my favorite cereal
Is like "how'd they build the pyramids?"

Pour me another bowl
(Pour me some cereal)

CEREAL - EP

Cereal 2

CEREAL 2

Available on Spotify, Apple Music, iTunes, etc.
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/provostandglitches/eazy-bake

Produced by MTC Beatz
Written by Provost & Glitches
Mixed/Mastered by Provost

LYRIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/5bXs01bn5go

EAZY BAKE - Single

EAZY BAKE

Provost & Glitches - EAZY BAKE [Explicit]

LYRICS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDM1k5xX1J4

Produced by PREMISE
Additional Production by Provost
Written by Provost & Glitches
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Artwork by Dilly of "Loco Rap Battles"
https://www.youtube.com/c/DillyChannel

Kicked it (Time Machine) - Single

Kicked it (Time Machine)

Provost & Glitches - Kicked It (Time Machine) [Explicit]

Available on Spotify, Apple Music, iTunes, etc. 
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/provost/millionaire-mindset-feat-glitches--hayden-forbes

Produced by Kid Ocean
Additional Production by Provost
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost, Hayden Forbes, and Glitches
Artwork by Dilly of “Loco Rap Battles”
https://www.youtube.com/@DillyChannel

LYRICS: https://genius.com/Provost-millionaire-mindset-lyrics

Millionaire Mindset - Single

Millionaire Mindset

Millionaire Mindset (feat. Glitches & Hayden Forbes)

Available on YouTube:
https://youtu.be/01ElSxcOpRA

CATCH UP ON THE LORE...
I Killed Santa (2011):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58aCi0F3-gM

Fuck You Claus (2013):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLI8bbGtm6Y

Bad Santa (2017):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGEHrkAFyDI

Produced by Elhi
(Samples "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by Thurl Ravenscroft)
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost
Artwork by Dilly of “Loco Rap Battles”
https://www.youtube.com/@DillyChannel

You're Such a Grinch, Mr. Santa Claus - Single

You're Such a Grinch, Mr. Santa Claus

You're Such a Grinch, Mr. Santa Claus [Explicit]

Available on Spotify, Apple Music, iTunes, etc. 
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/provost/me-hinny-bum

Produced by DopeBoyzMuzic
Additional Production by Provost
Written by Provost
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Artwork by Dilly of "Loco Rap Battles"
https://www.youtube.com/c/DillyChannel

ME HINNY BUM - Single

ME HINNY BUM

ME HEINIE BUM [Explicit]

A song that makes fun of rappers who think they can "freestyle". Provost shows this by delivering a two and a half minute verse of stupid/shitty disses, and cheesy wordplay; even in the title "(Diss/This) Freestyle Doe"

Not really an official song, just felt like releasing it for fun, so it'll just be exclusively on SoundCloud.

-------------------------------------------LYRICS----------------------------------------------
Yo, better watch out cause wordplay 
Is my forte, I'll spit fire
Your raps are cold like sorbet, and your a shit liar
Always saying you got BITCHES
But really you don't know what a BITCH IS
You a chicken, so why you say your a thug
You're wicked, drugged up by a hug from your mum
So INNOCENT, you say your rich but your IN NO CENT
So IN A SENSE, it is a coincidence
That you're always FRONTING, talking smack 
Yet you hide shit behind your BACK
It don't make any (SENSE/CENTS) like a poor person
You say you're more certain than leaving an open curtain
BUTT naked, you could wear clothes, BUT naked
Is more fun, that's what you say but you don't have the balls
To do it, you're stupid, you don't know what the fucking truth is
Claim you met Whoo Kid, but don't have any proof
What the fuck is this, you're more of a liar than Trump is
Can't even play Whist with you, you always TRUMP IT
So fuck it, blow me like a TRUMPET
But blow me til I pop and blow up, like a club hit
I just rapped about nothing, but fuck it
Using a free beat, I bet it still be out your budget
Fuckin tags still on it, that just makes it scratchy   
And seem brand new like an unopened package
You're like patchy the pirate
You'd think you'd be rated R but you aRen't
You're for little kids
Pay your bills bitch, cause you OWE RENT

(Break)

I forget, where were we.. OH, RENT
I bet you fucking rent money to pay rent
You prolly have excuses ready, but save it
Although you have nothing to save, so just don't say shit
Although what do you have to say, you just copy and paste shit
Although how do you copy and paste if you've never played with
A P-C, cause like I've explained you have no M-O-N-E, Y
The letter that's got you asking, WHY 
Is it only sometimes a vowel, it is so confusing
It's really not, you're just stupid and it's got you losing
Your mind, although you can't lose what you never had
There's nothing you can do that a fucking monkey isn't better at
You talking FIRST CLASS?
You must mean you've never passed the FIRST CLASS
Of first grade, sure you got a girl's ass but only her purse fat
Not even with money, with first aid
Only to make a statement that
She gotta clean up some bullshit for your mistaken ass

Diss Freestyle Doe

A song about having an irreversible trail of yourself all over the internet, yet having nearly no success.

Social Media:
Facebook ----- http://www.facebook.com/ProvostMusic

Credits:
Written by ---------- Provost & Mat4yo
Produced by ------- Don P
Mixed by ------------ Provost
Mastered by ------- LANDR
Cover Art by ------- Stevie Smith

***LYRICS***
Verse [Provost]
I remember my first time
I was like nine couldn't even rhyme
Didn't have a dime so I went online
Signed up for accounts just for my
Entertainment, never woulda did it
If I knew I never woulda made it
Back out when I wanted to quit it
But it's like I got fame, without being famous
Just search my name on google images
And the results are truly limitless
Like the criminals in little villages
This has my job opportunities so limited
So how do I take down what I didn't even post
People warned me bout this but I didn't know
It would ever become a reality
See how this be, a tragedy
 
Hook (Echo)
You thought you'd try it out
But now you're hooked on it
(You thought you'd try it out
But now you're hooked on it)
Even if you wanna leave
You're still trapped up on the internet
(the internet x5)
 
Verse [Provost]
It's been so long and I'm trynna fight for the spot
I've been wronged, I'm off whether you like it or not
I've been holding up strong, but my time ain't holdin on
I've been falling off guess I never got to shinin on
These internet people are fucking crazy
Been creepin like a insect maybe
peakin at me while I'm nakey
and sleepin wiff my blankey
Cause you know that
Sneakin through the window
Ain't gon' faze me
Takin my shit to the internet like Nate's a clown
Cause you know that I can't take it down
 
Hook (Echo)
You thought you'd try it out
But now you're hooked on it
(You thought you'd try it out
But now you're hooked on it)
Even if you wanna leave
You're still trapped up on the internet
(the internet x5)
 
Verse 3 [Mat4yo]
These bugs are creepy crawling
the ceiling to the walls and
all throughout the halls
caught up in that thing a spider's sprawling
I can’t escape, can someone call a mouse with infrared?
so fly but helpless ‘cause I’m trapped inside this inter web 
I start my day drinking javascript
then eating fiber optics
with cyber chopsticks 
it sounds robotic I swear I’m not sick 
my antibiotic is being an electronoholic
In the same way I end the day
I don’t need no friends, I got the NSA!
It’s 001101000000101000001010 yo!

Hook (Echo)
You thought you'd try it out
But now you're hooked on it
(You thought you'd try it out
But now you're hooked on it)
Even if you wanna leave
You're still trapped up on the internet
(the internet x5)

Buy/Stream

Trapped on the Internet (feat. Mat4yo)

A song about the terrible experience these two artists went through being in a relationship. Being single = Freedom.

Social Media:
Facebook ----- www.facebook.com/ProvostMusic

Credits:
Written by -------------------- Provost & Mr. Glitches
Produced by ----------------- Tone Jonez
Mixed & Mastered by ------ Provost
Cover Art by ----------------- Provost

***LYRICS***
Chorus
Freedom! x4

Verse [Provost]
Walking around school like, "What do you want, bitch?
You a fool if you're trying to look at this dick."
What you did wasn't cool whether it was a trick or an excuse to fuck with my shit.
You only got luck while I was lit cause you would've never got dick if I wasn't.
We didn't just fuck; we made love, shit.
I should've never gave you that trust
cause all you ever did was act like a fat slut.
Then stuck your nose in my business like Kassem.
Should've never been my G and you were the last one
cause now that the acts done, I don't wanna be part of the play anymore.
"Where's Nathan he's supposed to be on Stage One playing an Asian working at Cagen in three man!"
"Ummm... I heard he stepped out the exit to the left trying to get some of that-"

Chorus
Freedom! x4

Verse [Provost]
With your wicked ways in which you wish to wreck my wishes,
I'll call you the wicked witch of the west which would just be the nicest way to put it.
And you claim you couldn't make any pudding even though I was putting
the three ingredients with the recipe right there. Weren't you looking?
Or did you mean that you shouldn't, because your stubborn ass wouldn't. 
Yet you couldn't stop screaming,
"I care, but swear if your eyes stare anywhere but right here,
I'll carry your dead body with my bare
hands and finger prints all over the crime scene.
And since I'm fair I'll own up to the time be-
hind bars cause at least you'll die where
You'll finally be out of my hair!"

Verse [Mr. Glitches]
Sup ex of mine, let me lay out the basics 
Playing around my ass with those goddamn tactics 
You broke my soul so now you want to melt me like plastic.
Fact is your so goddamn ratchet.
I figured you out,
we go at it back and forth, how?
Like a game of pong now; 
slap your mouth, (POW!)
Get on the fucking ground!
I had enough of this nonsense.
I honestly want to shoot his ass like a marksman.
We fight so much, we don’t see the problems.
So emotionally screwed I don’t want to solve them.
I got your world in my hands, yet it revolves around him.
I guess I have to walk alone for this sunset.
This is my end game, I feel so beaten
but in the end of it all, I feel so fearsome.
Do a percocet and join a threesome,
and then fly off into a new form of freedom!

Bridge
Freedom!(x4)

Chorus (x2)
Freedom! (x4)

Outro [Provost]
Thought I was going to keep my mouth shut?
But what about what you did to me. 
Thought I didn't see you walking into that other house, slut?
Slowly going to sneak around using them heart emojis?
Like "Hey babe, can't sext right now so he won't see."
Then you be asking to look at my phone, what?
You don't trust me?
Are you fucking doped up on coke, you dumb b?
And by that, I don't mean beautiful.
I hope you get trapped in a cubicle
working half minimum wage cause you a stupid hoe.

(Hmm... yeah. I don't like that verse.)

Freedom (feat. Mr. Glitches)

is it a really close and happy relationship, or is it really controlling?

- LYRICS -
Got nowhere to run, came too deep
Come on baby you can lean on me
Finger off the gun, and you'll see
Come on baby you can lean on me
You're the only one that I need
Come on baby you can lean on me
All is said and done, ain't it sweet
Come on baby you can lean on

Come on let me take the wheel
If you thinks it's fake then let me tape it's reel
If today's the day you change, then let's deal
Cause this deck'll stay the same even if it kills
Me, cause you drive me bananas but damn you can peel
These scrapes on my face that you've left; I've met all
And they tell me to leave but I won't cause I'm still
Gonna love you and hug you even when it hurts
Not from the pain of trust but the physical burns
I'm over the emotional, man, I've been through much worse
I've been loathed in the lotion of a love curse
We've been through it so many times
I've talked about it through so many rhymes
I've learned how to be different, so here's a try
Now don't worry baby, as long as your mine, you

Got nowhere to run, came too deep
Come on baby you can lean on me
Finger off the gun, and you'll see
Come on baby you can lean on me
You're the only one that I need
Come on baby you can lean on me
All is said and done, ain't it sweet
Come on baby you can lean on me

You got your finger on the trigger when nobody's there
Girl, why would I do that? You know that I care
These thoughts with no proof won't get you very
far in this relationship it's only gonna tear us apart;
A fact cause its happened in the past
You'd just snap and look bad to the vast
majority of the people in our past
Who've passed cause they looked passed
and saw that we'd never pass
If you couldn't look passed the past
So let me be the guy that helps to guide you
This isn't a lie so don't let it surprise you    
I'm like a psychiatrist when it comes to find you
but a ventriloquist when it comes to drive you
Absolutely ballistic when I ain't even trying to
It's what comes with life with no escape at a drive-through
So deal with it, I mean girl, you know that I like you
You and I for the rest of our lives, besides you

Got nowhere to run, came too deep
Come on baby you can lean on me
Finger off the gun, and you'll see
Come on baby you can lean on me
You're the only one that I need
Come on baby you can lean on me
All is said and done, ain't it sweet
Come on baby you can lean on me

All I need is a ticket to stall
And I’ll show you I've been involved with all
So leave it up to me, it's fixable
Do like a mime against an invisible wall
And lean on me cause I'm beyond belief
The best teaser and pleaser you wanna mistake for a cheater, 
but if you season me well 
I'm who you thought you'd never find; call me medium rare
We gonna bump this beat while you humpin me
You're done with me? You're so fucking funny
Cause when it's love honey, you're my dove that I'm loving
And won't give up even for any amount of money.
Even if you wanna leave your stuck with me
Your so pretty I ain't doing this for nothing
But trust me, I'm gonna treat you lovely and righteous
So don't be alarmed when I sing to you like this: you

Got nowhere to run, came too deep
Come on baby you can lean on me
Finger off the gun, and you'll see
Come on baby you can lean on me
You're the only one that I need
Come on baby you can lean on me
All is said and done, ain't it sweet
Come on baby you can lean on me

Lean On Me - Single

Lean On Me

when new things bring back good ol' memories and makes you want those times back so badly...

Album Artwork by Kyenza Cartoons
Music Produced by Team Green
Mixed/Mastered by Nathan Provost

Abstract Abduction

Provost & Glitches - Want That Old Thing Back (feat. Reaper) [from the "Abstract Abduction" album]

A horror version of the Willy Wonka story put into a rap song.

Album Artwork by Matthew Thomas
www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

Music Produced by Black Diamond Music (BDM)
(Jee Juh WAV license acquired)

Mixed/Mastered by Nathan Provost

***LYRICS***
Intro (Chorus)
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy- Willy Wonka

Verse
Ever since the gates opened to his chocolate factory
No one else noticed, but it's as haunting as it can be
I knew it as soon as he brought em in, his captives, he
Likes to call them "Oompa Loompas". They look happy, but they have to be
Part of some experiment like working for free.
Building chocolate pyramids and serving for he. (WILLY!)
Just willing to steer them like a car, but will he swerve it
If it gets out of hand? Or will he just turn them into his servants
For life? For christ sake, how much sight does it take
Until you idiots see that this man is insane?!
"Oooh but his chocolate hits me in just the right place."
Last visit, let's fix it before it's choco-LATE.

Chorus
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy- Willy Wonka

Verse
A mental illness, thought to be a mental illist
But no, "Willy the realist. His chocolate is so delicious.
Gotta talk to the misses cause she gonna miss it and cant come with us."
Thank god she didn't, cause it's a nightmare; freaky and ficticious.
You can almost hear them saying: 
"Save me from this slavery. There's about eighty
Who complain about feeling achey lately.
It's making me so uneasy, I pray to Jesus,
I don't even believe in him and he's so creepy
This season that I just wanna leave him!"
I really wanna spread the word that he's a monster.
Maybe I just need some vodka, cause tonight I've seen a lot of
Freaky ass shit upon arrival like a creepypasta.
Well you're about to be leaked and you's a sneaky one
Aren't ya Willy-

Chorus
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy- Willy Wonka

Bridge (Oompa Loompas)
"Stir up the chocolate, stir like he taught us.
Stir up the chocolate just for Willy Wonka!
Stir up the chocolate, stir like he taught us.
Stir up the chocolate just for Willy Wonka!"

Verse
Got them singing while they swirling.
It's stinging to see them working.
This visit wasn't worth finding a golden ticket, it's worthless!
They don't deserve this, damn, 
I'm trying to put this on my Instagram.
I don't even know where I am, 
and I can't find any fucking service!
What's so great about his candy anyway? 
Mind if I indulge? The high and lows of a Wonka bar, 
so I grab one and bite it whole.
I like but, oohh, how didn't I know?
The ingredients were made to mind control.

Chorus
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy- Willy Wonka

Bridge (Oompa Loompas)
"Stir up the chocolate, stir like he taught us.
Stir up the chocolate just for Willy Wonka!
Stir up the chocolate, stir like he taught us.
Stir up the chocolate just for Willy Wonka!"

Chorus
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy- Willy Wonka

Outro (Audio clip from the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory")

Willy Wonka - Single

Willy Wonka

A dark comedy story about Santa being a rapist. I mean, metaphorically, people that don't celebrate Christmas get "raped" by the public spirit of Santa since majority celebrate Christmas. Damn Christmas spirit and decorations EVERYWHERE you go..

Produced by Don P

Mixed/Mastered by Kevin Krust
http://www.kevinkrust.com/

** LYRICS **
Intro
[Sounds of Santa arriving]

Verse
I think I hear something in the chimney.
Who could it be? I don’t have any lights 
or a Christmas tree. It's just too much money.
"HO HO HO!" What is so funny?
Santa should be fired please.
Wrong house and he’s in my fireplace.
So I Dial 9-1-1 "I need help, fire and police!"
Now he’s coming down and I see his frown 
grow the lower his levitation.
"Wow, we've never met. What a reputation."
Like, "Where’s all the decorations?"
And he sounded angry about it.
What’s he gonna do? Rape me? I doubt it.
Until he faced me, and pinned me down. "Shit!"
I thought he was jolly til he shouted..

Chorus
Bitch, sing my song.
You better sing along.
I won't leave you alone
Until it's all you know.
A sunken place you'll go.
Memorize it all.
Hit every note 
perfectly and go

Oh you're a bad santa but
Oh you should take your pants off and
Just go down on me
I won't shout get off me, NO

Verse
Hold up, wait a second.
Did Santa just rape me cause I ain’t festive?
He just came in like "Class is in session."
But I never signed up, and Erection wasn’t an elective.
Left the bed so wet, it’s dripping from the sheets
But it’s red. Bet it’s from my shredded penis head.
Didn’t even have the decency to clean the mess.
Had someone else to meet in bed I guess.
And by meat I mean he’s gon' be beatin yours.
And by beat I mean he’s gon' be squeezin yours.
Afterwords, you gon' need some help 
from his little elves to clean up your floors.
It's gon' be a mess. You gon' leave distressed. 
All I can say is try keep your pants on.
Tell him, "hands off!" and don’t panic just
Watch your back cause Santa claws!

Chorus
Bitch, sing my song.
You better sing along.
I won't leave you alone
Until it's all you know.
A sunken place you'll go.
Memorize it all.
Hit every note 
perfectly and go

Oh you're a bad santa but
Oh you should take your pants off and
Just go down on me
I won't shout get off me, NO

Bridge [Skit]
"No, wait! What is that?
Come on man, I sang your song man!
Alright, alright. You're a bad santa!
You're a bad santa!
*muffled screaming*
You're a Bad Santa!"

Chorus
Bitch, sing my song.
You better sing along.
I won't leave you alone
Until it's all you know.
A sunken place you'll go.
Memorize it all.
Hit every note 
perfectly and go

Oh you're a bad santa but
Oh you should take your pants off and
Just go down on me
I won't shout get off me, NO

"Merry fuckin Christmas... ho."

Bad Santa - Single

Bad Santa

wack song, but dat beat doe...

Produced by LnD
Mixed/Masted by Nathan Provost

** LYRICS **
Sneakin 'round the corner, yeah, I'm trynna scope it out, yo
You can't see me. I'm in the dark, but my face be poking out hoe.
Keep an eye on my competition, yeah I ain't joking around doe.
Once I see em, I'ma launch at em, yeah I'ma smoke ya out.

Yeah, I got them weapons on me.
Nah, I ain't just testin em homie.
Yeah, I'm trynna flex on opponents.
Bitch, you gon' be next cause I'm lonely

No superpowers, this me on a pen and page dude.
I'm just a man with some man-made tools.

Call me BATMAN
Yeah, uh
I said BATMAN
Yeah, uh

Yo, it sounds easy, yeah I make it look that simple.
What could a man possibly do with a pad and pencil?
Well, you better hope that we never have issues
I'll attack at any moment. I don't need no bat symbols.

Yeah, identity be my only secret.
Nah, won't let you go if you seen it.
Yeah. your writing is gon' be deleted.
Man, cause, Jesus, I'm just too conceited.

Ain't no superpowers, this a pen and page dude.
I'm just a man with some man-made tools.
(hol' up)

Call me BATMAN
Yeah, uh
I said BATMAN
Yeah, uh

Bump that shit, bump that shit, yeah.
Bump that shit from Shadowville.
Bump that shit, bump that shit, yeah.
Bump that shit in the bat mobile.

Yeah, Saddam Hussein with Bruce Wayne
be like two dudes playin in the sand with their boots stained.
Bang, you're fucked. Like a black man hangin 'round the KKK
It's dangerous.

Ain't no superpowers, this a pen and page dude.
I'm just a man with some man-made tools.

Call me BATMAN
Yeah, uh
I said BATMAN
Yeah, uh

Call me the Dark Knight, bitch!

BATMAN - Single

BATMAN

Produced by 
LnD

Mixed/Mastered by 
Nathan Provost

BATMAN (REMIX) - Single

BATMAN ft. Glitches & Reign(REMIX)

BATMAN ft. Glitches & Reign (REMIX)

After all my regrettable releases under The Lame Raps and Bling Face, you'd think I'd be done, and "burnt out"... but Provost is fireproof bitches.

Produced by Syndrome
Mixed/Mastered by Nathan Provost
Album Artwork by Nathan Provost

The Fire - Single

The Fire

first time buying a tracked out beat. I spent a ton of time on unnecessary detail while mixing and mastering the whole thing. listen in HQ and on nice headphones to hear the detail in every sound. thanks for listening and sharing! #NoDaysOff

Produced by Layer
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost
Artwork by Provost

*** LYRICS ***
I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.

Yo, I get up and go right to work.
And then after that, I go back to work.
Fuck a nap, let me get right back to work.
Don’t be sad, get distracted and passionate when you at your work.

You nerdy gamers be buggin, be buggin.
Why do gangsters have to be thuggin, be thuggin?
And horny people always gotta be fuckin, be fuckin
Probably cause they got nuttin' (they fuckin nuttin) better to do.
So now I'm better than you cause you spend your time, 
But I got no time to spend. Ima work til my motherfuckin mind is dead. 
When all the rhymes are said. 
Until I've got all the bread, you got a single dime left.

I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.
I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.

And it feels like I'm gonna fuckin go nuts
Every time I'm in this Dunkin Donuts,
But fuck it. You know what?
I'm cashin in this dough with frosting on top like a double bonus.
Yeah I just turned 21 and I'm a Savage with the Bank Account.
But I'll just keep it all in my savings cause I hate to count.
Call me Darth Vader cause I'd fuckin rock the cape and gown,
And ain't nothin in my way except age to break me down.

But you twerkin' everyday
Barely got your night job. (lazy slut.)
You've been wastin your time
More than a trashy iWatch.

I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off. (ay, ay)
I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off. (No Days Off, No Days Off)
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off. (ay, ay)

I been workin out in every sense of the word.
Yeah, physically and mentally I'm gettin down to the earth.
And I work a 5 to 12 right before a 2 to 10.
Sometimes it feels like I'm in hell, but still don't want it to end.
You use vacation time? Man, what the hell is that?
I really don't mean to brag, but I take a break just to use it to pick up slack.
I use my 15 minutes to write some bars, but I'll use my 45 to lift some bars
And I mean both meanings I need meat on my bones but my standards are low
so while I'm grieving alone I just need you to know..

I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.

No Daze Off - Single

No Days Off

** SOUNDCLOUD EXCLUSIVE **  **DOWNLOAD HQ .WAV FOR FREE**
made this one about a year or two ago. didn't take long too make, but I bought the beat so I figured I'll release it..

Produced by 20dollarbeats
Written & Mixed/Mastered by Provost

BANGER - Single

BANGER

happy 4/20 to all the stoners out there. this one has been on the back burner for like 2 years now, but it's the perfect day and about time to drop one of my favorite tracks we've done for this album.. thanks for listening!

Provost & Glitches' "Mary Jane" is OUT NOW on all streaming platforms: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/provostandglitches/mary-jane

Produced by Robert Tarr
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost & Glitches
Artwork by Matthew Thomas

Mary Jane

Provost & Glitches - Mary Jane [from "Abstract Abduction"]

Watch the YouTube video this came from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6oIQX3uzaQ

"Conscientious Objector" Freestyle (RHYME CHALLENGE)

if this track don't blow I’m finna rob a place, ay.

Produced by Sinato
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Cover Arts by Aaron G Peters & Tommy Dion
Written by Provost, Glitches & Reign.

** LYRICS **
- Hook (Glitches & Provost)
I never felt like this before, fore
I got my paycheck but I’m poor, poor 
just give me one night with my riches, riches 
I want to live like London Tipton, Tipton ya know.

- Verse 1 (Glitches)
ain’t it funny how things change 
when Friday hits I gotta spend it all in one day 
working like a peasant  but I party cus I’m cray cray 
so mayday I’m the cherry on the sundae 
pulled up in the jetson ship 
gotta teach a lesson to these thots real quick
your self worth isnt based on coins and clips
I gotta bag of happiness that I’m looking to give 
but it’s my night and you gotta shake them hips like all night 
let us double dip inside those thighs 
I can see the moonlight in those eyes 
let us wake up to a sunrise 
PGR we do this all day, aye 
all work then we go play aye, aye 
let’s us go make some bank aye, aye 
just let me put weed in the tank aye, aye.

- Hook (Glitches & Provost)
I never felt like this before, fore (let em know now)
I got my paycheck but I’m poor, poor (let em know now)
just give me one night with my riches, riches
I want to live like London Tipton, Tipton ya know.

- Verse 2 (Provost)
why are rappers so competitive
braggin bout their bread yea it got me kinda sensitive
I don’t even wanna talk about how low my credit is 
payday again but my account’s already negative FUCK.
I try to keep it a buck (BUCK!)
but i got the decimal in wrong place only got a single buck (BUCK!)
my life’s a mechanical bull when it bucks (BUCK!)
deer, minimum wage I need more than a buck (BUCK!)
ima need a sugar mama (YAH!)
suck on her foot if she wanna (YAH!)
couldnt care bout the drama (YAH!)
my account need some commas(YAH!)
I made a promise to my momma
I’d be outta her garage and go to college by now 
but here I am in my pajamas (YAH, YAH, YAH!)
if this track don’t blow im finna rob a place, ay (AY!)
all I know is I’m sick of living day by day (AY!)
bouta fuckin do whatever it takes to get paid (AY!)
wish i could be a kid again when all had to do was play (AY!)

- Bridge (Provost)
can’t I go back to being four, our 
like what the heck’s a credit score, ore
gotta be someone else to be the richest, richest
throw on The Mask like Stanley Ipkiss, Ipkiss ya know.

- Hook (Glitches & Provost)
I never felt like this before, fore (let em know now)
I got my paycheck but I’m poor, poor (let em know now)
just give me one night with my riches, riches
I want to live like London Tipton, Tipton ya know.

- Bridge 2 (Reign)
Just give me one night 
with these bitches, bitches.
I'll stick my dick in London tipton, 
tips in. (Shes a hoe).

- Verse 3 (Reign)
Wait a minute I ain't in the ice game. 
But when I come around damn it's a nice day.
And when I get paid damn it's the right way. 
I could spit til Friday coming at you sideways. (gross)
I just got the game running and it's all clear. (alright)
I just got the game running and installed fear. (uh-oh)
I dont ever play I just fuck em all year.
And my boys on the track you cant fuck with my peers. (nope)
The money stacking from rapping's dramatic mouths 
an automatic combatant I'm back and I'm padded back with a passion
I hope that you've had it. Hope that enough has happened.
Quit rappin.

- Hook (Glitches & Provost)
I never felt like this before, fore
I got my paycheck but I’m poor, poor 
just give me one night with my riches, riches
(DJ Provost and hook is Glitches, Glitches ya know)
I want to live like London Tipton, Tipton ya know.

- Hook (Glitches) [Record Scratch Outro]
Tipton - Tipton, ya know.
Tipton - Tipton, ya know.
I want to live like London Tipton,
ya-ya-ya know.
T-T-Tipton - Tipton - Tipton - Tipton, ya know. (yay me!)
I-I want to live like London Ti-i-i-Ti-Tipton ya-ya know

London Tipton? That's my name! Yay me!

Tipton - Single

Tipton

PGR - Tipton

I just love finding dope beats and then writing lyrics, trying new flows and melodies, playing with words, and collabing. sometimes i release them here if it turns out good enough.

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