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Zagranis as Dream
Xhack as Nagito Komaeda

Written by Nekomancer (Additional writing from Dani and Gengo)
Edited by Nekomancer
SC thumbnail by Dani
YT thumbnail by Trakked
OJ Simpson joke by GamingPlush64
Mixed by Zagranis

Dream:
George! You seeing this shit that I'm seeing?
"Minecraft But The Weebs All Leave My Ears Bleeding"?
Make it quick kid, at six I got a manhunt for streamin';
"In this video, one of my nemeses is gonna start fleeing!"
Let's compare careers so the viewers know who to vote up;
I tend to blow up, you literally blow up!
So grow up! I got my next Reddit trick for this A-hole;
Blowin' your chest with DNP; now THAT'S a Hope Bagel!

Nagito Komaeda:
*that one komaeda laugh* That plain face suits you plenty
When you're just another bland white streamer among many
But I gotta ask; are you okay? That whole verse was out of it
Guess I gotta be a stepping stone to a dope verse allowing it!
But if you're *that* angry, why not take a deep breath?
When I think staying quiet is the best flow you would seem to get
'Cuz all you've got musically's your bootleg Imagine Dragons
Combined with the worst Dream Team since OJ Simpson's
Like how MCYTTWT
Turned your SMP to MAPs!
And after the cheats, your speedrun career was bent
Now you couldn't attempt the win on Glitch%

Dream:
For a kid with a stick in the ribs you would think that you would get straight to the point
But ya dragged on and on ‘til we’re a rotten Zombie corpse!
Repeating this shit? It’s a little bit dry! But at least you were right; you disappoint
This kid cut his hand off to jerk it to a rotten Zombie corpse!

Nagito Komaeda:
Aw come on, you didn't have to go THAT easy on me!
But I’ll show you the Truth and end your life like Chiaki’s
And there are times I find I’m worthless, a useless tool for work, but
...then I remember that all your fans exist.

Dream:
Was it your plan again this time to pull the shortest straw-man?
You’d think the lucky boy would use his talent for his bars, damn!
The better luckster by far's rendered his opponent shakin'
So screw my namesake; the W Was what's Taken!

Nagito Komaeda vs Dream - Rap Battle! #16

MetalFireVA as Tankman
Fightmarker as The Soldier
Writing: Fightmarker and Trakked
Beat by ObieDaz
Mixed by Fight

Tankman (0:23) 
Ugh
Look what we have here, this cunt best put his guard up
Cause wow, just the sight of you is killing my hard-on 
Why should I be scared of you, isn’t your ass named Jane?
Getting fucked so hard; that’s what we call a Flash-Bang (flashbang sound effect)
Ain’t gonna keep calm, yeah, I’m dropping fucking bombs
Keep playing with taunts, I’ll launch my rocket in your mom
And your daddy too, your attitude is fucked up to the max
Don't matter if you’re red or blue, I’ll still beat this hack's ass
Ain't got range in your vocals or your arms; you just miss shit
I'm willing to bet this loner just wants his Valve twisted
Are those clothes the ones you really wanna die in, shit
Bruh, your fucking helmet looks like the tip of my dick

The Soldier
Step back maggot, it's time I show you the ropes
You best be retreating when I get you in my scope
I killed nazis on my own, and your crew's not much better
When your team's having a Titanic watch party together 
As a veteran, I'm better than this; take it like a man
Have a show not written for pre-teens and that is a command
There’s no way out of Domination, I’ll leave your corpse rotten
Cause I got the best view of your death, I called Shotgun!
I'll advance in your quarters and leave this manchild cornered
Best listen to my orders, you fucking commie conformer
You went through an apocalypse while I alone am more deadly
Shown your face as a disgrace, so drop down and give me 20

Tankman
Huh TFU2, could you repeat that last verse, dear?
I knew you were rapping about something, I just didn’t really care 
And you're fighting robots too? You can suck my nuts and bolts
Hey, Steve! Leave this dumbass with a bunch of holes!
Newgrounds be getting bread, and ours isn’t injected
How did every branch of the military have your ass rejected? 
You’ve Captured The White Flag, you sure resisted quick
So now rocket jump on this dick or rocket jump off a cliff (bitch)

The Soldier
Unlike you, I know honor, Mr. Prissypants, step down.
Cemented your legacy as Newgrounds' biggest letdown 
I made my own fame, how you got yours is quite a shame
I respawn everyday, you got resurrected from a rhythm game 
Couldn't Rumble with the top tiers, so now you're on the sidelines
Waited for your punchlines longer than your time in the limelight
Took you off the high ground, you’re not what you claim to be
If God wanted you to live, he would have not created me!
(*RADICAL INTENSE SOLDIER SCREAM AAAAAAGH*)

Tankman vs The Soldier. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Yep. Happy 5 year anniversary of TRBoCS. :D

Nice Peter as Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
EpicLLOYD as The Boss Baby

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
FUYUHIKO KUZURYU 
VS
THE BOSS BABY
BEGIN!

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (0:16):
Name’s Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, bitch, I’m a fucking gangster
True yakuza, shoot right through ya, you’re in fucking danger
This shithead’s met a dead end
Now I’m taking you to school, call it TedEd
Ain’t here to change your Pampies, I’ll get to dropping bodies
‘Cause when it comes to nannies, I’m more like fuckin Maki
Your work ethic is just something I can’t admire 
Sucking up to higher ups like they’re your damn pacifier 
Junko forced our whole class to watch Chiaki’s death and
It still brought less despair than your original on Netflix
I’m more stone-faced than fuckin Munakata
So drop the Poker Face, Lady Googoogaga 
Or I’ll drop a diss right on top a bitch
And like your Oscar win, I’m fuckin robbing this

The Boss Baby (0:52):
Ooh, would you look at that, it’s the scary Danganronpa man
Get real, they have a subdivision in Baby Corp. dedicated to all your fans
Each of your games is built from the same model
Franchise so formulaic, it’d fit in my dang bottle
The moment that I popped in the womb, baby I balled in it
I’ll win by more than a hair, kid, I’mma Baldwin it
Bring your whole clan and let’s get down to business
Yea, the company I’m reppin’s used to putting down bitches
Stacking layers of dough, dine on high class placenta
Rock Armani drip, leaving you dripping magenta 
Slim Shady with an eyepatch won’t be a challenge
Dressing like a pirate Gomez Addams
I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper 
‘Cause I’m more heavy metal than your choice of a weapon
So don’t get too close when you’re stepping
I’m the B-O-S-S, feel no stress, best hold your defenses
And your trashy written love story arc left you killed, bro
Seems Peko left you with Twilight Syndrome
And, uhhhh, while you were bearing all the pain and trauma with the abrasions caused from all your time as head of the yakuza
Well, uhhhh, I took your baby mama Pekoyama, showed her where babies come from, put her to rest harder than Monokuma

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (1:45):
Talk about Peko like that again and I’ll gnash your fuckin teeth in
Let’s see how much you wanna talk shit when I put my damn feet in this fetus, I’ll leave him defeated
And dropped on a doorstep, and once I render you an orphan
How about I do what your parents should’ve and make this track your abortion (Brrrraaaahhh)
This is one tape you’ll wish never gets played back, son
You’re getting milked so hard, no wonder Francis can’t stand ya
I dodged a bullet, got my death swapped, case 3, pre-production
Your film dodged a bullet dropping Spacey before he touched it
My kin taught me discipline, you got spoiled and pampered
I’d beat the shit jokes out ya, little kid, just to teach ya some manners
I guess I’m just too old to get your appeal, sorry
But you scream disaster more than a gender reveal party 

The Boss Baby (2:19):
I’m trying to wrap my head around you, but I can’t tell which carries more weight
Your shoulders from all your losses or… the swimsuit that caved your sister’s face (What?)
God damn Baby Numbnuts, how about you stop your whining
Your lyrics are just nonsense: Jabberwocky Island
I’d take out your last eye, but you’re already so blind (Ay ay ay ay)
While I’m a bad baby, so catch me outside (Ay ay ay ay)
Quit talking to me or you oughta get beat
Get blown off of the scene like it’s Nagito’s dreams
I’m so fly and I’m killing this mic
So watch this blackened bird leave you dead in the night 

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Mixing/Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu vs The Boss Baby. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena, Nathan Provost, KennyFreestyle, and Dilly!

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BrjghsICHswl2K4LsFohvve6hz74nRUXygB4_quxc4s/edit?usp=sharing

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Eric vs. Serena | Ultimate Community Royale 2

Oh yeah, it's about to get cheesy. 
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Written By: Eric The Audible
Beat Produced By: Anywaywell
Mixed By: Nathan Provost

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CAST:
Nathan Provost - Chester Cheetah
Fightmarker - Chuck E. Cheese

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Chester Cheetah:
Be honest with me, are we playing or not?
Chester vs this pest then I’ll be flaming him hot
Been redesigned so many times, where does your rattyness stop?
1993 or when you tried to lie ‘bout your stocks?

Check it - Chuck E. Cheese is Child’s play, I’ve got the speed to leave ‘em miles away
Cutting checks in hopes to get more cheddar but you ain’t no Chia Pet competitor - grown past your best days
Your charm’s as cheesy as my chips *crunch* checkmate

The show is over, for the showbiz owner
Sorry, kids hate your robot band of souless posers
And your only dish was made of gross leftovers?
You should Ask Pasqually if he’s got dough left over. 

I’m a cold dude, straight up murder your cast
My life’s a commercial - been securing the bags
I would hit you with another tight punchline
But I’ve run empty like my products in a lunchline

Chuck E. Cheese:
You must be huffing cheeto dust to think that type of heat confronts
Any member of the make believe band, man
So settle down and eat your puffs Imma leave you seething cause
This verse will knock off your whole brand, man

Yeah, I’ve got a lot of redesigns please take your pick:
Skater, rockstar, or showman, I still would have the most drip
I see your sneakers and chuckle ‘bout how you lay down all day
Take my advice, as I say, you should get active and play (hey)

Where a kid can be a kid, that’s the place I can vibe to 
Your snacklines are where a kid can get Type 2
What kinda market were you hopin’ to rope in?
The only players of your games go too hard on the tokin’

If this mascot wants to do favors for the masses and help
He could do like half his pointless flavors and rot on the shelf
I’m sure scared, cheetah, but not because you’ll eat me
Taking you in this battle was dangerously easy

Chester Cheetah:
If that verse was your best offer, you should stick to scaring toddlers
Or clenching for any hint of relevance by yelping poggers
With your talk about kids, you’d only ball as a skeeze
Tell your fat purple friend that he can munch all of deez

I’m a force to be reckoned with, take a stamp for protection when 
The hip kitty gets gritty, I make parents protest again
Let this be the testament, if you ever mess with me
Papa Chester will add your ass to my baked recipe


Chuck E. Cheese:
Since the 70s you’ve been rocking the same way
I like to shake the place up, get a changed pace
Life is just like hoops: stay in your dang lane
Cause when you drop the mic you lose - crane game

Bringing rhymes it’s pizza time, but I’ll never be getting topped
Cold bars hitting different like some dippin dots
Honestly I wish we’d stop and simply kick it and laugh
But then you gave yourself a ticket just to be put on blast

Central Rap Battles: Chester Cheetah vs. Chuck E. Cheese

MILK (Cereal Remix Instrumental) - Single

MILK (Cereal Remix Instrumental)

MILK

WoodenHornets as Charlie Chaplin
Light as George Lopez

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GEORGE LOPEZ
VS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
BEGIN

George Lopez:
Hey there chap, welcome to the George Lopez show
It’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
My show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
I heard you’re a-turd to sound, so I hope you enjoy my flow
I’ll ship this Woman back to Paris because you’ll never best me
What’s that smell? Something’s silent but deadly?
If I can take on Michael Jackson, then I sure can take on thee
If there was a biopic on who killed you, I’d be the main lead

Charlie Chaplin:
I’ve been ruling the silent film era, your show is not amazing
This stache says it all, I’ll dictate this battle greatly
A battle’s what you fancy? Well, I’ll make your stomach grumble
What’s even your race? Is this George of the Jungle?
ABC? More like LGB, I know you’re gay
So why don’t you haul your racist ass back to LA ?
I’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
You’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz I’ll make this “kid-knee”

George Lopez:
Nobody watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
What’s that in your pants? I think I’m making Charlie Brown
I met up with Oona O’ Neill, and I made that bitch kneel
Your other wives were my Lo Rida, making me squeal

Charlie Chaplin:
“Why You Crying?”, George? Is it because I’m just better, sir?
When it comes to actors, the better Lopez is Jennifer
When I start Charlie Stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
Your role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl was quite shocking indeed

George Lopez:
I’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
Look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp

Charlie Chaplin:
You look like Guillermo Rodriguez got a few inches taller
So take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *projector reel falls apart* BATTLE PARODIES

Written by: WoodenHornets, DeeNV, Investigateur

Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez

Fuck you it's Boyfriend vs Slim Shady

Spidey Fam as Boyfriend
Nathan Provost as Slim Shady
Written by Serena
Additional help by Fightmarker
Produced by H3 Music
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Slim Shady
Hi kids! Do you like Friday Night Funkin? (yeah!)
and the constant crap mods that are dropping? 
I swear I’d rather shove a gerbil up my ass
Than look at this virgin, simping, blue haired jackass
I’m in the basement with Dre, making hits and smoking bowls
While your fans are down there waiting for mom to bring the pizza rolls
You really blow, you got no dough while I’m a highlight every show
You gotta know, that matching my talent is just impossible
You really expect me to believe you’re 19?
So fucking short I’m not able to trace you at the crime scene
Not a tight squeeze, I’ll shove your girl in the trunk
An axe, some gloves, some acid, still don’t give a funk 

Boyfriend
Oh real original making fun of my height
How’d you work with a doctor and your career still died
I may fight with my girlfriend, and sometimes I don’t listen
But at least I don’t fucking abuse her like Kim (kick it!)
There’s a slim chance you’re beating me I’m shooting my rhymes with precision
You’re a villain, I stay winning, beating this dude with no bitches
I admit you were a legend, but now Marshall’s just coping
Hoping, he’ll go back to the days of provoking
Evoking, these feelings from the press and the crowd
But he now says “bor-nana” and he’s proud
What now? You’re stuck in the 90s as a has-been
With a style aged poorly and gone out of fashion

Slim Shady
I really don’t get it, do you hate me or not?
Might be the ganja, but you sound like a robot
With your bleeps and bloops, and your kooky crew
You’re acting straight to cover up the dude you blew
Every single level is just the same old shit
Flip the script, make out with Daddy Dearest
Write the priorities down, make a fucking shopping list
At the top write “Suck Slim Shady’s dick”

Boyfriend
Jesus and I thought your first verse was bland
Good to know in 20 years your writing can’t expand
You’re missing all the notes, you’re at the end of the line
Shame you suck at the genre you redefined 
You got a million copycats, I’m one of a kind
But all those copycat rappers, they’re ones that you’ve signed
You’re the guide, brainwash all those young minds
Peace out loser, from ninjamuffin99

Slim Shady Vs Boyfriend. Rap Battle Arena Bonus Battle. (Feat. Nathan Provost and Spidey Fam)

LYRICS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDM1k5xX1J4

Produced by PREMISE
Additional Production by Provost
Written by Provost & Glitches
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Artwork by Dilly of "Loco Rap Battles"
https://www.youtube.com/c/DillyChannel

Kicked it (Time Machine) - Single

Kicked it (Time Machine)

Provost & Glitches - Kicked It (Time Machine) [Explicit]

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Written by Provost, Glitches, Skinny Ramen. Jazzi Boii, & Hayden Forbes
Produced by ONE
Mixed by Provost
Mastered by Provost
Artwork by Skinny Ramen
Label: Center Spring Records in association with W/E - Whatever Entertainment

CRASH

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Provost & Glitches - Kicked It (Time Machine) [Explicit]

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