Produced by Gustavs Strazdins
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost, Freshy Kanal, & Eric the Audible
Cover Art by Provost

*** LYRICS ***
[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

[VERSE 1] (Provost)
Man I swear I heard that line before
It doesn't take a detective to find signs and explore 
You write with RhymeZone on your iPhone and ignore
The art form and use it like barely eyeing some decor
Thinking you bend minds cause you can rhyme with orange, but the line was boring, 
You're just pouring all the rhymes from your recycling storage
Until you find you’ve reached your height, now your dying in shortage 
I’m feeling high as a dinosaur is
Metaphorically morbid, 
A brachiosaurus on the ninetieth floor of a skyscraper in Florence
My library’s enormous, your mind’s barely a tortoise
You're like, "why's he care what I wrote once?" I carry the warrants
And I'm calling in my officers in for law and order
We heard your rap battle, originality your short of
Your sort of more like a hoarder of work that others do for ya
So call it quits, finna take ya to court boi, better get a lawyer

[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

[VERSE 2] (Freshy Kanal)
I swipe the traffic when I ride the tracks 
And every time you’re capping, 
Your whole life is acted, man you might get casted.
I don’t sign with has-beens that would die to rap it.
Cause you might have had it but your time has passed 
And I survived the tragic accident 
You called your prime of rap battles, 
You slimy bastard
I know that I’m such a psychopathic rhyming addict 
But a couple crimes just happen when you gotta write a classic.
I'm turning mine to bangers til I see a diamond flashing
I put my rivals on pause, I don't write for applause
A couple verses and I finished a new bible for y'all like a cypher of god's
You better wake up, it's time for your job
I only wanna make the bread if I can dine with the sauce
In 2 years you won't see me in the same place
Who cares, I'm not greedy when I make change
If you stare at my PC, I don't play games
My tunes carry the scene, flee so you stay safe

[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

[VERSE 3] (Eric the Audible)
Ever since we learned that words can rhyme when we’re saying them
There’s been a group of people growing way too complacent with 
Their claims of divinity, what I’m trying to convey is
Your spiritual lyrical miracles just made me an atheist
All stand for the honorable judge Audible
If I were you then I would pray that god have mercy on your soul
If not then you’ll be stuck inside the prison, no deal offered, cause I’ll
Sentence you for life with no option to get on parole
And I’m happy you that two officers were on patrol
I feel safe knowing that these streets are cop controlled
But given the state of the criminal’s illicit acts,
The state grants me power to - officially - get his ass
The hell were you thinking of kid? we got police in this biz,
Taking it easy, not thinking about the schemes that you spit
See that’s a devious grift, this faux emcee shit should quit
So not a peep, I want zip, you best start pleading your fifth

[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

RHYME CRIME - Single

RHYME CRIME (feat. Freshy Kanal & Eric the Audible)

Your Favorite Planet (prod. Ihaksi)

feat. SimplyRazzy, swizkii, Michael Stark, Matthew Thomas

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vLw1Ai5fdhz9V12Lxf6hbmZG9QpaCv1Md1jBVQ5m2C0/edit?usp=sharing

Your Favorite Planet (prod. Ihaksi)

Michael Stark as The Lean Monster
Light as Kool Aid Man
Written by Pixel Chris
Puppetry by Pixel Chris
Thumbnail by Pixel Chris 
Mixed by Jort
Edited by Pixel Chris
Beat by 2Deep

THE LEAN MONSTER:
*sip* WOOOOOOO! I LOVE LEAN!!! 💜💜💜💜💜
And as I hop on a beat, I’m sipping something less sweet
But first I gotta make it complete, because it’s not concrete 
Gotta fucking mix the damn thing before I bring your defeat
Like the villain I’m based on, I’m straight taking over
And you’re taking blows or deep cuts till I’m sober
I drop shots lots, you’re more like “dot dot dot”
Sure you got products, but you’re not bought up

KOOL AID MAN:
OH YEAH, time for me to rip you apart
You should be in the military with all those Purple Hearts
That verse was weak, those bars don’t hit
While I’m eating you alive like a Carn-ivore-age
And now what’s worse is, I get the styrofoam cup
It’s still stronger than the foundation keeping you up
I live the jug life, not drinking your purple gas
Why don’t you lean over and battle byte my shiny, see-through glass

LEAN MONSTER:
That was aids, but not Kool: STDesert
I can sure as hell take on a kids section verse
I’ll leave you a short-tempered glass in a throw down
You don’t kill the mic, that would be a flashback to Jonestown

KOOL AID MAN:
Just look at my strength bud, this battles in my favor
You only got Purple, for me that’s just another flavor
I’m an icon, you’re keeping relevance barely
You’re looking like: Wanna Sprite, Syrup, and Ranch-berry?

LEAN MONSTER:
I love lean, but with your powder, cocaine’s a bit far
You’re only held by dumbasses like “Patrick that’s a jar”

KOOL AID MAN:
If we’re talking cartoons, you should’ve said sooner, bro
This is like Family Guy, but you’re sentenced to death in the courtroom (Oh)
I’m not even done now, don’t wanna hear you run mouths
I’m saving Mr. Peanut but putting you in the ground
Better drink than this bore hauls, while what I do in the court, ball
Don’t need to break the 4th wall, just to break the 4th wall!

LEAN MONSTER:
Speaking of balling, bitch you look like a toy hoop 
Your tropical flavors are dry, change your name to Fruit Loops
Lean’s more lenient than the drinks of this dipshit
Fuck your raps, rather hear the debates of the cup or liquid
So just let that sink in, like where you get your water from
Advertise being easy to make, then you fucking bottle em?
I’m pretty pissed off with all your bland shit
Make like the container you don’t use, and fucking can it!

KOOL AID:
Your chances of winning are zero, just do the math, bud
Your purple ass is less lean, more William Afton
Face it bro, you were just another passing fad
You got me like OH NO, but I just broke through you, OH YEAH

Lean Monster vs Kool Aid Man - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Nut

King Mewtwo as Mr. Peanut
Spidey Fam as Goofy Goober 
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by EIRB 
Mixing by jort

Mr Peanut:

I rock the godly top hat, this ass’s class is dropped low,
My rap attack’s a gas of laughs, your whole damn song is one-note.
Couple that with a gentleman demeanour, and I got both!
While I’m waiting for your inevitable Deez Nuts joke.
When spitting a hot rap, I’m having such a blast, 
Like you firing employees for seeing through your facade,
While I’m a natural master of packing masses of roastings,
I doubt you could tell the time if your pervert clock wasn’t broken!
I’m battling a saddening mascot more wooden than my cane, you’re
Just a slob, stuffed in a child’s suit, it’s truly shameful.
Since 1918, I’ll start war with cardboard, I’m far more mighty,
His ass gets plastered on underpants, for dicks are shoved inside him.


Goofy Goober:

Oh, the Goofy Boomer really wants to see if he can kill me?
Though he’s taken down by both an armadillo and a Dilly?
Claim that I’m a nutjob, yet I’m still crushing all your nuts, since
I’m a rapper, you’re not. 
Call this beat my sundaes, ‘cause it’s split and eaten truly up.
While your food tastes like pebbles, I’m bringing the Goofy Goober Rock,
To last the whole night long! They eat one grain of you, and then they’re done.
You’ve no design consistency, since everyone hates every one!
You’re dragging other crap mascots in with you as you’re falling, damn,
I own the ice cream market, you’re glorified Monopoly Man!
Like Julius Pringles, I’m in the front and stacked! You couldn’t stand 
The nutmobile vehicle not being the only one who crashed…


Mr Peanut:

You must need my monocle, your vision is vicious and narrow,
I spread joy to the masses, you’re a simple asshole wackjob.
Worship aliens? You’re soft, but having brains is too hard.
Your cult’s imagination is almost as cracked as you are!
Getting iced and creamed, it’s nice to see your ass suffering, really.
Crashing your audience, just like how you brought down your whole series.
Go ahead, and spike all your sundaes, you’ll never get the edge,
I may have exploded, yes, but that proves I’m not your relevance!


Goofy Goober:

I got the kids raising their money like their hands, so very many!
Whilst your rapping dragged longer than how you dragged out 2020!
Really dare to make a diss on suicides, and peanuts dropping?
But you fell from “grace” just so a corporation reaped the profit!
Go home, my waiters, his death cleansed everyone’s plates, Goobers all!
It’s no surprise that Mr. Clean showed up to his funeral. 
I must say, I love the children, but it’s saddening for him today,
I’m spitting the ill flow on this kiddie’s grave, like I’m Kool-AIDS.

Mr. Peanut VS Goofy Goober | Miniature Music Melees

ra
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get it cuz sizing up lol 

Lyrics:

Joltik:
*incomprehensible high pitched rapping for two bars*

Eternatus:
Um, hey um, speak up, I can’t hear you over the beat tag, you’re too sma-

Joltik:
OH FUCK OFF, I WASN’T LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
ETERNAL IS RIGHT, OLD ASS, TURN UP THE GOD DAMN HEARING AID

Lemme stoop down to your level
A little baby Poké fucker that I gotta meddle
I’m a fuckin menace spittin disses and Electro Ballin ‘em
How does the biggest Poké have the smallest brain of all of ‘em
Fish bone bitch I could snack on
I’ll put the smack on a motherfuckin wack fraud
Hack of a god damn god, you’re half of a bod
Skeletal and skinny, no fuckin chance of winning
You’re the Eternamaximum on the little bitch scale
Big physically, heart smaller than my tail
Wait, do I even fuckin have one? Shit! No that’s the joke now
So I’ll jolt into your THROAT NOW
I’ll Bug Buzz a bastard who won’t be much faster
Once I drop your speed stat and make you a wussy
Crawl on your body, make webs of disaster
And shoot my string into your wife’s Eternussy
I’m too fuckin nimble for you to manage
I call bullshit on that type-advantage
For real, your attacks would miss me, god
You can’t even TRY to piss me off
Trapped in silence, you’re the small one
You got the Dragon without the balls, son
So drop the mic before you even start
And Suck my Punch cause this about to get Dark
You’re a gimmick, and that is all!
Hacked ass max stats, raps that stall
I did not hear your verse yet but I’m sure it’s fucking ass
I gotta finish this recording cause I’m almost late for class
I’m Joltik, your disses won’t stick, you’re an old shit
How revolting, boring ass legend just lookin like your molting
Holding onto your own schtick that you’re huge, but it’s true
There others surely looking to sue
GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
RIP YOUR FLESH OFF THE VISIBLE BONES YOU GOT AND I’LL EAT YOU FOR LUNCH
GOD… DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I’m the size of a Flabebe and I still tower over you
Cuz by your gen the fans have stuck to the older dudes
And that whole biggest ‘mon shit we’re debating?
You’re made of bones yet you’re still compensating

Eternatus:
Chill, Bear Grylls, got an ice beam for ya
I regret your attention, I should’ve ignored ya
You’re the size of an atom to me, you did not Joltik me off
Actually, that’s enough
Is it even worth going against you?
I’m immense, dude, it’d take years for you to even get half way up my body
This must be a joke or mistake
I’m the original giant, you’re tiny and fake



Wailord:
I wouldn’t exactly call you original
If you don’t wanna fuck with Joltik I’ll do it instead
I’ll whale on a bug, squash him down till he’s dead
So leave this battle behind to the real big boy
This snake dragon mon’s a kid’s toy
So Joltik I heard that you like to spit words
But all you spew is insults, abhorrent, absurd
For a type-advantage, I’m not shocked at all
You’re a fighter, but I’m a writer, so let’s brawl
Bro, what kind of cypher was that?
Didn’t let the other guy rap until almost two minutes in
I get why he wanted to leave
You were so annoying he didn’t think it was worth it to win
So why don’t you shut your mouth for once and enter mine like the plankton bitch baby mini bug you are
Or do you wanna keep the exterior diva personality of a 4-inch dude with a 40-foot tall ego that won’t get you far
I’m a lord, you’re a tick, get the difference, bozo?
In both height and rap fights, you’re gettin low sco’s
My raps are so watery they’ll make your mom wet
And then I will probably crush her to death (oops)
I’m the lord of the whales, and leader in boat sails
You’re just a fucking prick who invented epic fails
In this battle of big versus small
Wailord used boiling rhymes and Scalded a bug’s balls!


Chao as Joltik and Eternatus
Nekomancer Jade as Wailord

Written by Chao
Mixed by Nekomancer Jade
Thumbnail by Chao

Joltik vs Eternatus - Pokemon Rap Battle #13

JEFF: 
It’s the CEO of Amazon plus the richest man on earth,
I can tell by the way you waste money, your IQ is what you're worth!

You should purchase those rats you sell, to take care of this pest!
Better hope you have good luck, to get out of this mess! (Ohhhh)

Claiming good rhymes and bars? Not since HP Lovecraft
Has someone had trouble spelling out “war” or “Cat”

You dropped out of school? Ok, now drop a good rhyme! 
You got rich off of luck, didn’t earn a single dime! (Ohhh)

I got the Slick suit, and Lex Luther appearance
You got peasant clothing, straight outta the clearance

I’m slicker than you, even during my midlife crisis!
Cuz I’m beating this man, fast like my same day delivery! 

TIMOTHY: 

Make way, make way! For the thy bestest lord ever!
I’ll slay, I’ll slay! This washed up terror!

Saying I’m dumb? Well, look at my riches! (Ha)
I could make double of that, with your workplace conditions!
Do like your father, and just go back to the circus!
Cuz I see nothing but a clown, failing at his purpose!

I’ll tell you, Dr.Egghead, to hide away, you hack!
Do what I say, for I pull my musket and attack! (Saying ARGH! At the same time as he says attack )

Got my freedom suit on, like a true American patriot 
While one hurricane is enough to start the riots!

People like you, are the type to try to make me bankrupt, 
I swim in gold, you’re swimming in the debt that your company has brought!

JEFF: 

face it, Timothy, this will be the second time you die!
but trust me when I say, you won’t get away this time!

Like Jesus, man, your brain was split into fours!
Even on Audible, I never heard a story dumber than yours!

My flow is more fire than the Amazon forest, man!
With 2 day delivery, I could deliver more bed warming pans!

I made OVER BILLIONS, just working in my garage!
I wouldn’t listen to your book, a pickle for the knowing ones! 

If it weren't for Sam’ O Nella, you would have been forgotten!
Like I’m coming back from space, face the bars that I’m dropping!

Have a lookout for your win, they’ll be none, from what I’ve heard,
Check your ring doorbell, cuz I just delivered a better verse!

TIMOTHY: 

Disrespecting your superiors again, Jeffery?
I’ll have to pull out the ol’ cane for that Blasphemy!

And people do actually know me, you must be uninformed
Cause like the coal I sell, you’re getting burned

I’ll call you a continental dollar, cuz you're getting owned!
Struggling to beat Musk for the richest man’s throne!

You’re a wannabe- while I’m an OG, 
All I need to beat thee - is continental currency

Jeff Bezos vs. Timothy Dexter- Rap Battle! (Ft. Matt Raichous & KingMewtwo)

Welcome back to the Rap Battle Arena! This week we have two cornerstones of the nu metal era of music, the frontman of Linkin Park, Mike Shinoda, and the frontman of Limp Bizkit, Fred Durst!

VinnyO as Mike Shinoda
Serena as Fred Durst
Written by Serena
Produced by Goodjohn
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Mike Shinoda:
I can’t pretend that I can listen to one song of yours without my ears bleeding
After seeing me and LP’s success I can tell you’ve spent all these years seething
Over the fact, I can hop on a track, for 8 bars and still say more than you
I wouldn’t be shocked if you’re rollin up a blunt and you have to get your verse ghostwritten too
One thing, that everybody knows you don’t think, about how to write a flow
Something has gotta give ‘fore your fund goes, nothing, all cons no pros
You must think, you’re all cold and edgy with those fake ass frosted tips
When in reality you’re the hero of every jobless man that dropped out of college

Fred Durst:
You think you’re special? I don’t remember you performing at Wrestlemania
You want a medal? You alienate half your fanbase right away
Squandered potential, after all these years I’m still selling out stadiums
Your music’s steril, you should’ve done things my way
you’re the basic white dude of the group nobody remembers your name
Stayed backseat to Chester all these years while he got all the praise
It’s insane, you could’ve been so much on your own, too bad Fort Minor sucked
Oh you dropped 3 projects? Didn’t you get the memo? Nobody gives a fuck

Mike Shinoda:
I might not have gotten the numbers I did with LP but that’s not what I value
I could never sell over 1k and still be a better rapper than you

Fred Durst:
You’re past your prime, it’s my time, new album’s growin growin growin
Your raging boner for NFTs leaves my eyes rollin rollin rollin

Mike Shinoda Vs Fred Durst. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. VinnyO)

AdamDRB as Seth MacFarlane and Claude Monet

Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude 

Beat Produced by Mixla

Art by AdamDRB

Thumbnail by Your Least Favorite Ethan

- Lyrics -

Seth MacFarlane Verse 1
Yo hey, Monet, we can get this started
Mark a second schooling you don’t wanna take a part in

Lucky Seth MacFarlane is so scathing and so heartless
Claude is so decrepit, lookin like a starvin artist

Make the meek shiver when I sweep and deliver
Crankin out that cash 9 freakin sweet figures

Makin all that bank from animation, while you paint and barely gain
A pocket full of change and 20 francs for compensation

I’m just sayin, no, not sorry your hearts broke
But you’re ancient, and I know those old fart jokes

You’ll throw, some broad strokes, but like your art it’s just a mess
Paint me in any light but I’m still colored unimpressed


Claude Monet Verse 1
Where are these good old fashioned values you made up
So wealthy, I’d weep, but creatively bankrupt

With the state of your brain drained of nothin but lame stuff
I make better seasons when I’m blind with a paintbrush

You ain’t tough, I guess this leftist missed some evidence
A cunning thief profession sucking up to some executives 

If he didn’t take the credit then his shows would never hit
All your work is bitten cause you’re but a dim impressionist

A coward, no power, no talent, it’s doubtless
Lacking in taste, against my refined palette

I come with such malice to bring down a forth end
Cancel your penning, quit writing again


Seth MacFarlane Verse 2
You paint as a bird sings? My thoughts for what it’s worth 
You’d think that jumpin off a bridge would really bring you down to Earth

My worth is earned and you’re a puppet for the government (hehehehehe)
After you’re rejected from the art school that you coveted

I’m certified fine, you’re a certified bummer
Here’s the second time you’re sent off to your grave in flying colors

Even with those cataracts you’d see this coming either way
I’ll hit you like MONET LOOK OUT… Oh wait.


Claude Monet Verse 2
Don’t act like you’re not gracious when I made the class you stayed with
You’re a hack that only cuts away my frankly waning patience

When I lost my sight my colors lost some luster too
But anyone with half a mind could see they’re twice as bright as you

You go against the Groening but the quos is what I made
My tapestry is painted, and it’s natural yours fades

Now I’ll ponder my lillies, the impression I get?
You found a 1,000,000 ways to lose a true artists respect

Seth MacFarlane vs Claude Monet - ASSRB

Welcome to the seventeenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two antisocial psychopaths (they're just like me fr!!) it's the hitman i'd definitely hit on, Anton Chigurh! Looking NOT to choke against a monster with no name… but imma say his name anyways! Johan Liebert!

Lyrics:
Anton Chigurh:
What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss? Cus your mom lost her son to a toss up.
Traded you off for your sister and tossed you aside for her cause bud.
Caught cosplaying "dear Ana", flipping from heads to tails to get your way
But then lost your head chasing your sister's tail, and in the hospice you stayed.
When Tenma raised you from the grave, he flipped your world on its head
Became obsessed over his metrics, I'm not talking coins when you lost your sense
So polished for someone so counterfeit, all the shine but none of the value then
I heard your sister knew that when your noggin got skewered in 
A bad hand you were dealt but her hand held the trigger to do it friendo, yet, I won't shoot and miss.

Johan Liebert:
Tell me, what do you think is the ultimate fear? Being a tool to be thrown or a fool only known from one film of note?
You couldn't goad me in your scope when it's so minimal
The scope of my plans makes yours pitiful, can't kill a man blow for blow but that's typical
Another hitman being miserable, do you reminisce at all? Of how you missed loves interval?
No one's hitting on this interloper, ironic. It's like you're the world's only man!
It seems you're entranced by fate, allow me to point with my hand and coin up your path
Can't make sense of cents in your laymon trash
Suppress your guns like the pain of your makeshift cast
To tempt me is to mess with fates end
Best leave with your life, or crash once again.

Anton Chigurh:
All right, you claim to be fate, despite being worshiped as alt right
You are not sly, they claim to have your faith committing false crimes.
A monster without a name? Consuming people in its wake
But all I see is a spoiled prince who's conning sheeps all in his way.
Tricked a blind man into seeing you, taught some small kids to be alike inside.
But if they saw you here, they'd see a child's perfect suicide.
Spent your entire life eluded by your mother
But for a price I would've found and shot her like any other bumbling bluffer.
"You don't have to do this" is what she'd utter when I gun her.
You'll die for wasting my time, but I might let Ava go. It's the best I can do for my trouble.

Johan Liebert: 
How hypocritical to offer me a deal with no chance of survival 
You must not believe in your own spiel to cap me, entitled. 
So quick to for-go your ideals when attacking his wife's home
Check your own boots for the licks you get when taking your rivals
You're not your father's disciple, he might've had high hopes
That his son wouldn't become a psycho, you know who you are and don't try to right woes.
I wouldn't hire you for work because you're quite slow with a look that isn't discrete
Your boss made the right choice with those cartel fiends.
You wouldn't last a day in my youth, you lived a kinder life while I was stuck in Kinderheim 
Would've been another kid to die while I tip them my piece of mind!
You're nothing more than a swine, see why they call me a monster with my eyes
This time Anton, you won't survive another accident when you're on the brink.
I'm done with this, muddled your philosophy, now…. how about a drink?

-CAST-
Anton Chigurh: MetalFireVa
Johan Liebert: Toni Rigatoni

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN, and s8n/N o
Beat: https://youtu.be/rPt7WNjwXTM
Beat Produced by: Dansonn
Mixed by: jort

Anton Chigurh vs Johan Liebert - (Quick Diss) #17

Thanks Trakked for the Idea 

Thumbnail by:luminous 
Dani as Mr. Bear
Jade  as Kris Straub

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Not%20The%20Same.mp3

Beat produced by: Hala-X

Writers: Trakked, Silent Henry, Destination Impossible

Mixed by light    

Lyrics :

Mr. Bear:
Welcome back to the cellar, kids, It’s great to have you today
Facing against another station? I’ll leave another cadaver in the fray
Anyways, I’m ecstatic to be thrashing a wimpy webcomic author
There'll be no way for a writers block when you face this verbal slaughter
Write a letter to my address; you’ll get more than my fuzzy hugs.
You tried to Paint with the Soul but for your work you lost love
"Love, Mr Bear" at the end when your obituarys recited
I suggest to get the fuck out, cuz you were not even invited..

Kris Straub:
We begin our broadcast day, to see cancel culture done right
I can't say too much though, I'd be taken down for copyright
The network asked for me to take off air this personified roofie
And this pedophile furry is trying to grab Children's Boobys!
This Teddy Bear needs to be stuffed with all his empty bluffs, audience
My storytelling never Star-slips your only climax is with kids
Rule 34, Paddington, horrors not checkers and trite scares
So stop playing with yourself as if its a ”Checkerboard Nightmare”

Mr Bear:
Not even kids are Scared Yet they're sleeping from your so-called fright

Kris:
After you’re put in real sleep, I’ll easily take your spotlight

Mr Bear:
You’ll be needing a Candle, kid, cuz what I spit is pretty dark

Kris:
But I’m guessing it’s not as pedofilic as the kids you tore apart 
You’ll be hitting Channel Zero, ‘cause your winning’s SyFy
Won't need a 12 hour shift pasta to find out that he lied
I'd leave this Cadavre broken; but it isn't worth my time,
Since the only time people have a shit about you was back in 1999

Mr Bear:
I’m gonna have the final laugh, now let’s have a look back
Your verse and videos are shit, is that a myth or a fact?
Might want to darken up your logo, Mr Bear will leave you black and blue,I’ll put a bullet in your head! Looks like the worst has come to pass,
It’s the end of the show children! And an end to this broadcast.
Because I’ll cut your flow up with scissors; very dangerous for you..
When this fight’s Cale-done, the service will be for more than weather!

Kris Vs Mr.Bear  -  Rap War #3

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

I just love finding dope beats and then writing lyrics, trying new flows and melodies, playing with words, and collabing. sometimes i release them here if it turns out good enough.

RHYME CRIME (feat. Freshy Kanal & Eric the Audible)

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