Baby, won’t you take this quest from me?
I wanna be an NPC!
Giving out loot when the job’s complete.
I wanna be an NPC!
Darkmoon Faire is the place to be.
I wanna be an NPC!
Old Heroics on Tattooine.
I wanna be an NPC!

No gold for you today…
(Non-player Character)
Unless you go and slay...
(Non-player Character)
I will refuse to pay...
(Non-player Character)
Turn it in or go away!
(Non-player Character)

Baby, won’t you take this quest from me?
I wanna be an NPC!
Giving out loot when the job’s complete.
I wanna be an NPC!
Really feelin' that Hearthstone heat.
I wanna be an NPC!
Red Hulls captain, on the streets.
I wanna be an NPC!

No gold for you today…
(Non-player Character)
Unless you go and slay...
(Non-player Character)
I will refuse to pay...
(Non-player Character)
Turn it in or go away!
(Non-player Character)

Baby, won’t you take this quest from me?
I wanna be an NPC!
Giving out loot when the job’s complete.
I wanna be an NPC!
“PUGs give me anxiety...”
I wanna be an NPC!
“Altaholic, LFG...”
I wanna be an NPC!

No gold for you today…
(Non-player Character)
Unless you go and slay...
(Non-player Character)
I will refuse to pay...
(Non-player Character)
Turn it in or go away!
(Non-player Character)

Fever Dream

I Wanna Be an NPC

.ɿoʇ ⑁ƨiw uoγ ɟɒ⑁w luʇɘɿɒɔ ɘᗺ

I Wanna Be an NPC

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