m8 dont moan to me about having one fuckin memory, not even nickel back could remind me and u dnt see me writing a book on it

I had to get Earth Wind and Fire just to remind me what the weather was like on september 21st and i still forgot.

'Stop what you are doing and go get Christina Lauren's My Favourite Half-Night Stand!' That's Normal

The perfect friends to lovers romcom from the bestselling queen of romcoms, Christina Lauren!

Millie has always been one of the guys. A professor at a respected university, she's great at witty backchat but terrible at getting personal. Like her four best male friends, she's perma-single. So when a routine university function turns into a black tie gala, they all make a pact to join an online dating service and find plus-ones.

There's just one hitch: after making the pact, Millie and her best friend Reid secretly spend the sexiest half-night of their lives together, before deciding the friendship is better off strictly platonic.

But online dating isn't for the faint of heart. While the guys are inundated with dream dates, Millie's profile attracts nothing but creeps. So she invents an alter ego in whose make-believe shoes she can be more vulnerable than she's ever been in person. But when Reid and her alter ego hit it off, Millie finds herself struggling to resist temptation - both online and off. Soon, Millie will have to face her worst fear - intimacy - or risk losing her best friend for ever.

Find out why readers LOVE Christina Lauren:

'Pure, irresistible magic from start to finish' Emily Henry

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'A sexy, hilarious rom-com . . . Perfect for fans of Jasmine Guillory and Sally Thorne' Booklist

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My Favourite Half-Night Stand by Christina Lauren, read by Shayna Thibodeaux & Deacon Lee (Extract)

Listen to an excerpt from SOMEBODY FEED PHIL THE BOOK by Phil Rosenthal, read by the author.

SOMEBODY FEED PHIL THE BOOK Audiobook Excerpt

This week on the Penguin Podcast, Isy Suttie talks to best-selling author, Salley Vickers. 

Salley joins us to talk about her latest novel, The Gardener. 

Isy and Salley also discuss psychoanalysis and its benefits, her affection towards children and their curiosity towards the mysteries of life, the power and different layers of silence, and how gardening during lockdown helped with the writing of her latest book. 

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Salley Vickers with Isy Suttie

An honest reckoning with the war on terror, masculinity, and the violence of American hegemony abroad, at home, and on the psyche, from a veteran whose convictions came undone

When Lyle Jeremy Rubin first arrived at Marine Officer Candidates School, he was convinced that the “war on terror” was necessary to national security. He also subscribed to a strict code of manhood that military service conjured and perpetuated. Then he began to train and his worldview shattered. Honorably discharged five years later, Rubin returned to the United States with none of his beliefs, about himself or his country, intact. 

In Pain Is Weakness Leaving the Body, Rubin narrates his own undoing, the profound disillusionment that took hold of him on bases in the U.S. and Afghanistan. He both examines his own failings as a participant in a prescribed masculinity and the failings of American empire, examining the racialized and class hierarchies and culture of conquest that constitute the machinery of U.S. imperialism. The result is a searing analysis and the story of one man’s personal and political conversion, told in beautiful prose by an essayist, historian, and veteran transformed. 

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Pain Is Weakness Leaving the Body by Lyle Jeremy Rubin Read by Garrett Brown, Author - Audio Excerpt

Original Air Date: August 18, 2014 (FULL EPISODE)

Dr. Wayne W. Dyer comments on the recent death of actor/comedian Robin Williams. Wayne also discusses another individual on the show who commit suicide after taking antidepressants. This individual's wife started a foundation (www.woodymatters.com) that was instrumental in getting the black box suicide warnings printed on all antidepressants prescribed to children and has worked tirelessly to make the real and known side effects of these drugs more public.


Hay House Radio: I Can See Clearly with Dr. Wayne Dyer - 8/18/2014

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Listen to an excerpt of Mark Williams and Danny Penman's MINDFULNESS audiobook, read for you by the author.

Everyday life is so frantic and full of troubles that we have largely forgotten how to live a joyful existence. We try so hard to be happy that we often end up missing the most important parts of our lives. In Mindfulness, Oxford professor Mark Williams and award-winning journalist Danny Penman reveal the secrets to living a happier and less anxious, stressful, and exhausting life.

Based on the techniques of Mindfulness-based Cognitive Therapy, the unique program developed by Williams and his colleagues, this book offers simple and straightforward forms of mindfulness meditation that can be done by anyone—and it can take just 10 to 20 minutes a day for the full benefits to be revealed.

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The secret to living mindfully. Just don’t breathe a word of it…

You breathe 22,000 times every day. How many are you really aware of?

International bestselling and award-winning author Dr Danny Penman provides a concise guide to letting go and finding peace in a messy world, simply by taking the time to breathe. 

 Known side effects: You will start to smile more. You will worry less. Life won’t bother you so much.

Dissolve anxiety, stress and unhappiness, enhance your mind and unleash your creativity with these simple exercises. And with each little moment of mindfulness, discover a happier, calmer you.

It really is as easy as breathing…

The Art of Breathing, By Dr Danny Penman, Read by Dr Danny Penman

Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of The One Memory of Flora Banks, read by Rosie Jones.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO TO TRUST WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN TRUST YOURSELF?

I look at my hands. One of them says FLORA BE BRAVE.

Flora has anterograde amnesia. She can't remember anything day-to-day: the joke her friend made, the instructions her parents gave her, how old she is.

Then she kisses someone she shouldn't, and the next day she remembers it. It's the first time she's remembered anything since she was ten.

But the boy is gone. She thinks he's moved to the Arctic.

Will following him be the key to unlocking her memory? Who can she trust?

THE ONE MEMORY OF FLORA BANKS is the unforgettable YA novel to take home in 2017.

The One Memory of Flora Banks by Emily Barr (audiobook extract) read by Rosie Jones

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Written by George R. R. Martin, narrated by Roy Dotrice

A STORM OF SWORDS: A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE: BOOK THREE

Here is the third volume in George R. R. Martin’s magnificent cycle of novels that includes A Game of Thrones and A Clash of Kings. As a whole, this series comprises a genuine masterpiece of modern fantasy, bringing together the best the genre has to offer. Magic, mystery, intrigue, romance, and adventure fill these pages and transport us to a world unlike any we have ever experienced. Already hailed as a classic, George R. R. Martin’s stunning series is destined to stand as one of the great achievements of imaginative fiction.

Of the five contenders for power, one is dead, another in disfavor, and still the wars rage as violently as ever, as alliances are made and broken. Joffrey, of House Lannister, sits on the Iron Throne, the uneasy ruler of the land of the Seven Kingdoms. His most bitter rival, Lord Stannis, stands defeated and disgraced, the victim of the jealous sorceress who holds him in her evil thrall. But young Robb, of House Stark, still rules the North from the fortress of Riverrun. Robb plots against his despised Lannister enemies, even as they hold his sister hostage at King’s Landing, the seat of the Iron Throne. Meanwhile, making her way across a blood-drenched continent is the exiled queen, Daenerys, mistress of the only three dragons still left in the world. . . .

But as opposing forces maneuver for the final titanic showdown, an army of barbaric wildlings arrives from the outermost line of civilization. In their vanguard is a horde of mythical Others—a supernatural army of the living dead whose animated corpses are unstoppable. As the future of the land hangs in the balance, no one will rest until the Seven Kingdoms have exploded in a veritable storm of swords. . . .

Audiobook Excerpt: The Inn at the Crossroads from A Storm of Swords

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER &bull; From the Academy Award&#174;&ndash;winning actor, an unconventional memoir filled with raucous stories, outlaw wisdom, and lessons learned the hard way about living with greater satisfaction NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY THE GUARDIAN &ldquo;Unflinchingly honest and remarkably candid, Matthew McConaughey&rsquo;s book invites us to grapple with the lessons of his life as he did&mdash;and to see that the point was never to win, but to understand.&rdquo;&mdash;Mark Manson, author of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck I&rsquo;ve been in this life for fifty years, been trying to work out its riddle for forty-two, and been keeping diaries of clues to that riddle for the last thirty-five. Notes about successes and failures, joys and sorrows, things that made me marvel, and things that made me laugh out loud. How to be fair. How to have less stress. How to have fun. How to hurt people less. How to get hurt less. How to be a good man. How to have meaning in life. How to be more me. &#160; Recently, I worked up the courage to sit down with those diaries. I found stories I experienced, lessons I learned and forgot, poems, prayers, prescriptions, beliefs about what matters, some great photographs, and a whole bunch of bumper stickers. I found a reliable theme, an approach to living that gave me more satisfaction, at the time, and still: If you know how, and when, to deal with life&rsquo;s challenges&mdash;how to get relative with the inevitable&mdash;you can enjoy a state of success I call &ldquo;catching greenlights.&rdquo; &#160; So I took a one-way ticket to the desert and wrote this book: an album, a record, a story of my life so far. This is fifty years of my sights and seens, felts and figured-outs, cools and shamefuls. Graces, truths, and beauties of brutality. Getting away withs, getting caughts, and getting wets while trying to dance between the raindrops. &#160; Hopefully, it&rsquo;s medicine that tastes good, a couple of aspirin instead of the infirmary, a spaceship to Mars without needing your pilot&rsquo;s license, going to church without having to be born again, and laughing through the tears. &#160; It&rsquo;s a love letter. To life. &#160; It&rsquo;s also a guide to catching more greenlights&mdash;and to realizing that the yellows and reds eventually turn green too. &#160; Good luck. The short dust jacket included with this hardcover edition is an intentional design choice.

The One Memory of Flora Banks by Emily Barr (audiobook extract) read by Rosie Jones

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