"Tales from the Tabletop" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits, and table top experiences to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.

Tales from the Tabletop

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Guardsman's Harem

A servant of Change pleads to her guardsman lover to join her, in this sweeping love song.

Let the Warp Be Our Wings

A bad break up leads one of the Imperium's children right into the arms of Slaanesh in this punk style break up/revenge song.

Is It Sweet Enough for You

Space Marines call each other "Battle Brothers" and the Adepta Soroitas are known as "Battle Sisters." 

A new Sister of Battle assumes that as a sister she must have a brother, so there must be a Space Marine for her. The problem is, she doesn't know where to find him. Maybe the Sister Superior can help?

Where's My Brother

We have all had those games on the tabletop where you just can't get a good roll, but your opponent hits all their rolls every time. This song is a tribute to that feeling.

Natural One


This song is inspired by a particular 40k match between myself and a friend. I was play Sisters of Battle and he was playing the Salamander Space Marines. I was getting absolutely crushed, but one Imagifier just would not die. This character (through good rolls on my part and bad rolls by my opponent) survived three rounds in close combat with a squad of three aggressors. She even "bonked" one to death with her holy relics. Thus earning the name "Sister Malleus" (Sister Hammer).

Litany of the Last Imagifier

Commissar Ciaphas Cain is either the most lucky coward in the Imperium or has the biggest imposter syndrome. If you ask him, he would say it's just luck, there is no skill involved.

This is Not a Plan (Ciaphas Cain)

Much knowledge was from the Dark Age of Technology, it's up to the Adeptus Mechanicus to retrieve what was lost. It's only heresy if you make new tech, they didn't say anything about old tech.

Fragments of the Forgotten

Step into the dim light of a decaying jazz club on a planet battling the forces of chaos.
A beautiful Nurgle cultist takes the stage, singing not of damnation… but of love, rot, and inevitability.

This haunting jazz ballad weaves seduction, corruption, and devotion into one velvety smooth package.

She doesn’t want your soul. She wants your trust. Your love. Your decay.

Let Us Rot Together

The final installment of the girls/girlfriends of chaos. We have seen a breakup, rekindling lost love, and seduction, but our Khorne cultist is different. 

She is obsessed and no one and nothing will stop her from getting what she wants. Even if it means treading the path of blood and skulls.

Skulls for Your Throne Release

Echoes of the Thunder Warriors

I'm Puppet Spider, a creator blending epic storytelling and dramatic melodies with abominable intelligence focusing on Warhammer 40K-inspired narratives from the tabletop.