"Tales from the Tabletop" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits, and table top experiences to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.

Tales from the Tabletop

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Space Marines call each other "Battle Brothers" and the Adepta Soroitas are known as "Battle Sisters." 

A new Sister of Battle assumes that as a sister she must have a brother, so there must be a Space Marine for her. The problem is, she doesn't know where to find him. Maybe the Sister Superior can help?

Where's My Brother

We have all had those games on the tabletop where you just can't get a good roll, but your opponent hits all their rolls every time. This song is a tribute to that feeling.

Natural One


This song is inspired by a particular 40k match between myself and a friend. I was play Sisters of Battle and he was playing the Salamander Space Marines. I was getting absolutely crushed, but one Imagifier just would not die. This character (through good rolls on my part and bad rolls by my opponent) survived three rounds in close combat with a squad of three aggressors. She even "bonked" one to death with her holy relics. Thus earning the name "Sister Malleus" (Sister Hammer).

Litany of the Last Imagifier

Commissar Ciaphas Cain is either the most lucky coward in the Imperium or has the biggest imposter syndrome. If you ask him, he would say it's just luck, there is no skill involved.

This is Not a Plan (Ciaphas Cain)

Much knowledge was from the Dark Age of Technology, it's up to the Adeptus Mechanicus to retrieve what was lost. It's only heresy if you make new tech, they didn't say anything about old tech.

Fragments of the Forgotten

I'm Puppet Spider, a creator blending epic storytelling and dramatic melodies with abominable intelligence focusing on Warhammer 40K-inspired narratives from the tabletop.