
This song is inspired by a particular 40k match between myself and a friend. I was play Sisters of Battle and he was playing the Salamander Space Marines. I was getting absolutely crushed, but one Imagifier just would not die. This character (through good rolls on my part and bad rolls by my opponent) survived three rounds in close combat with a squad of three aggressors. She even "bonked" one to death with her holy relics. Thus earning the name "Sister Malleus" (Sister Hammer).

Litany of the Last Imagifier

The Aeldari were once a great empire. Unfortunately, after the end of the Necron threat (post War in Heaven) they got bored. So they sought new forms of entertainment, each becoming more and more excessive and depraved. It continued to build, the warp became unstable as the heightened emotions of the Aeldari were channeled into it.

Until reality broke...a new chaos god was born in an explosion of warp energy tearing a massive hole in the galaxy called the eye of terror.

Now with Slaanesh constantly seeking Aeldari souls, they can only lament.

The Fall

The final installment of the girls/girlfriends of chaos. We have seen a breakup, rekindling lost love, and seduction, but our Khorne cultist is different. 

She is obsessed and no one and nothing will stop her from getting what she wants. Even if it means treading the path of blood and skulls.

Skulls for Your Throne Release

Echoes of the Thunder Warriors

Skulls for Your Throne

The T'au bear witness to great threats to the galaxy, like the encroaching Tyranid hive fleets and the rise of Chaos. It would be in the interest of the Greater Good if they could unite with all their neighbors to stand against these threats.

But their neighbors don't seem willing to join up. They do not use logic or reason. They keep yelling, "XENOS SCUM!" and "FOR THE EMPEROR!" before stepped on by a Riptide. Maybe they just don't understand the Greater Good?

The Great Good's a Joke

The Greater Good's a Joke

One poor guardsman has been plagued with various girls of the chaos persuasion seeking his affections. Did he fall into a vat of pheromones or is he trying to give Slaanesh a run for their money? 

One Sister of Battle has determined she will not allow him to fall to Chaos and is determined to bring him back to the light...her light or the Emperor's who knows?

Faith Burns Hotter

The Sister of Battle thought she had no competition for her love, but a Rogue Trader moves in to sweep her man off his feet. Many seek the Warrant of Trade she possesses and none of her family is suitable to take over the dynasty. Can this one guardsman be the one that will provide her with a promising heir?

In the grim darkness of the far future… some declarations of love come with legal contracts and a Warrant of Trade.

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