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snakebite126 as happy mask salesman 
shimario as shy guy

written by dilly and shimario sucks
(additional writing by nooby, rng, chandler, and anangrypenguin)
mixed by danii
beat prod. by diamond style productions
art by chandler and nooby
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Happy Mask Salesman vs Shy Guy - Rap Battle! (2021)

Jakayla (Skin Theme by @PianoVampire)

Welcome to the eighteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… fucking dumbasses! It's that one pink obese starfish, Patrick Star! Trying to dog it out with the character who is clearly a dog but gets confused for a cow bull thing for some reason, Goofy!

Lyrics:
Goofy:
Gawrsh, Rick! A sponge soaking sap is what your pair amounts?
Like Paramount! I'll make a mountain out of your pebble house!
How you flipping that thing but still can't flip a patty
Patty flipped his padding, and now all he does is freakin'…. padding!
A-hyuck! I'm pulling your leg, and it won't regenerate
Between two psychotic Patrick's, I'm messin' with Bate
Not to say I couldn't catch this fish on a hook with bait
Offer em' a spin-off and it's practically tooken, heyyy…
Wait a minute. That was meta, shucks
But you're just a loser, while Goofy tends to, "Hyuck"
If me having a son didn't get to register
But you're a chub, if asking for food tends to g-check this register!

Patrick:
Is mayonnaise a verse? 'Cus if not, I'll have to pack you.
I must son you! So let's think of what would Max do
He'd prob ignore your advice, say you're destroying his life
Oooh wait, you're the dad, or you're supposed to be, riight?

Goofy:
Uhh, glad you could pin it down! So spare me the kindness
'Cus you're a pinhead, I'll knock you down with a bit of strikin'
The fingers grip like I di-

Patrick:
Heyyy, who you callin pinhead.
I'm the real Goober here! And I don't even fall for tripping

Goofy:
Shucks, you think you'd get smarter after you fell off again
Now your show's like Rocky, I'll start by tossin' it
Exec's camping, it's all just meh, you dropped ice when that came near
Stephen rolls in his grave like; "we should be safe here"!

Patrick:
You’re milkin' your goofy ahh battle raps while you still can
Might be why his fam likes to get smooched by the milkman.
There’s no battling Patrick, I’ll hang the fight up that quick
Lose ‘cause your lining tactics? No, this is rap-trick!
They ask if it's trap then I tend to get maddened!
They're not even crabs, it makes me crabby when it happens…
Oh yeaaah, I have to pop this giraffe 
And, I ain't talking the spots they have when you get some hands
Guess, I'm owning this caught dog, so you can tell how Pluto feels
But he’s got no hot-dog in him! Hence why you pulled a veal
The inner amalgamations of my pen is an enigma
Do you live under a…ehhh, uhhhhhhh.

-CAST-
Patrick Star: jort
Goofy: RaccoonBroVA

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Smush
Written by: JaCoN, and Danii
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2CcQA6SCRY&ab_channel=Anywaywell
Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Mixed by: jort

Patrick Star vs Goofy - (Quick Diss) #18

Badger as The Dog
Clarence The Duck as White Face

The Dog (0:12)
Hello, Hunters! Shotguns ready! Actually nevermind..
I would fire first! But our friend did it worse, with that game design..
Let’s talk about how you took constant crashes, made it a feature!
The only crashin he knows now… is the player count for this creature!
Enter the cartage, Help you find your fanbase, Not dissin’!
It’s just that they’re missin’! Like knives inside of the kitchen.
I’ll break into your house, Leave you on the ground like the other families
First time you could say “Eyes on me!” since your rise in like 2013.

White Face (0:36)
Hello! Let’s play a game! You’ll be here for a while
I have many names… They all mostly forgot your title.
I am scared… but only for you…
Since the thing you should fear is Nintendo lawsuits

You're a mascot of a dog who’s known for the ducks he shoots?
Bit off Duck Hunt.. And me?! I see the way that you mock players too.
I’ve scared the likes of Markiplier and Pewdiepie
You’re scary to guys who play VR all night with no life..

The Dog (0:59)
I ain’t talkin’ cigarettes, Face, you’re about to get smoked now.
No more game folders and assets, you actually got thrown out!
Wanna tussle with me? You got your shtick taken by W.D.
Thought I was fucked up ‘til I saw that shit you called teeth

I got 8 shells left, how ‘bout we settle this beef?
Just like your eyes, your whole wiki is empty!
On that note, this pairing is unfair. Here’s my issue, kids!
I swear there’s hardly material for me to continue with.
My Stress Level is Zero! You wouldn’t make me break a sweat,
Especially with a voice more hollow than all of your threats!
Tried to fire shots and failed, now you’re Stuck Forever!
You’re no Spooky Jump Scare, just a coding error!

White Face (1:35)
You’re all bark and no bite. Yet you’re larger than life?
And you marginalized ducks in the reservoir all alike,
The son that you run from with spite, now he has no mom in sight,
Cuz this BADDAD stalked him all night, Pull the trigger? He might.

We should call the pound to save the son that you’re perusin
This hound hounds kids “ayo, what the dog doin’?”
Your concept is stupid. Cryptid in a midlife crisis becomes a furry?
But in this battle you blew it, It’s like the cartridge isn’t working

This snooping dog’s attempt to brawl with me? Was fickle.
Looks like you can’t always do a lot with just little.
Seems I just shot you down, No need for the “Best Men”
Throw away the gun now and step inside this noose instead…

Beat Produced by Dr.Misterio On the Beat
Mixed by Badger
Art by Badger & Blast03 | Animation by Or3olewing
Written by DryW4ter, ForgottenSon, and Clarence The Duck ig 🙄

Badger Rap Battles!

Badger Rap Battles! - IMSCARED vs. Duck Season (feat. Clarence The Duck)

KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Seerofwords as Beatrix Lebeau
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Cookies by Domboi Beats
Writing and Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

Hat Kid:

Let’s take it from the top, Hat Kid’s dropping on the scene
No Peace and Tranquility, show you why I’m rated T for teen
Downed the Mafia, Nyakuza, so I’m sure to reduce a
Bumpkin in a bootleg Poltergust to a crime scene, gruesome!

(Pause) ...Boop!

What the peck is this connection? We both landed on a planet,
Unfamiliar, explored a bit, but the difference, I got stranded
Found my fuel to make it home, you left for one built like a dome
Ironic, desert your friend for a desert, now it’s where you roam!

I made tons on my adventure, you're all alone like Vanessa
But her place looks less decrepit, maybe clean up your mess, huh?
After all you fill the bank by cleaning up your blobs’ droppings
But you can’t get the gold by stinking up the bars you’re dropping

Beatrix:

Listen here, Kiddo, I’m not here to clean up that mess
I’m a grownup, I work for hours to earn some fat checks
Strapped with a vacpack, sure, for me combat’s not the norm
But grip your umbrella tight, because I’m bringing a storm!

10 of 10 on Steam, going from PC to the big screen
Got tabbies, tangles, hunters, I can catch a pest like honey
I’m the Stardew of the Stars, you just took nostalgia, and ran with it
Got no place stepping to me, you signed yourself up for banishment

Came from Monomi Park, I’m up from morning to dark
On your journey, made some stories, but no meaningful arcs
The difference of my treks to your shipwrecks isn’t hard to see
So call this the second time you’re overshadowed by Odyssey

Hat Kid: 

No surprise this worker Bea would drone on her whole verse
Between Snatcher, the Directors, and Empress, I’ve felt worse
Mustache Girl’s lip service was better, you are ALL bad lines
I’m heating flows like Mafia Town, toxic like Rad Slimes

Say you’re on that grind, but your efforts ain’t beyond doubt
I’m swimming in green, you fall in the sea, you get knocked out
Bea, all your time’s spent for a corporation’s benefit 
A cog to Seven-Zee, I ate up this Gear for Breakfast!

Beatrix:

Me and Casey found what we need, you left Mustache Girl on her back
Bit off more than you could chew, but I can make a splash
Sure, both our games found players, and our names are staying known,
But you can’t take pride in your fans when they go mod out your own

Use that camera badge, get the picture, got no chance, Kid
Like you’re tripping on the SS Literally Can’t Spit
Any plort makes better material than the yarn you’ve spun
You were never a player in this game, Le-Bow is number one!

A Hat in Time vs Slime Rancher - Verses Mode (ft. KingSpirals and Seerofwords)

SMG4 (PuzzleVision) Clip- SO LONG, GAY LUIGI!

Darryl’s Theme Song Takeover - The Ghost and Molly McGee

Drayco - Vibe

Music is not mine, I just wanted to share it :3

Papyrus AU Themes

SML sound- Jeffy Plays Baseball!

We gon' let the band deal wit dis

https://youtube.com/@quickdissa?si=vM7pQZB9aU7VzA8n

Patrick Star vs Goofy - (Quick Diss) #18

JaCoN (Quick Diss)