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vinnyo as andy the apple

written by dilly
(additional writing by ennway, swoldow, masong
mixed by kennyfreestyle 
beat prod. by ennway 
art by blast03 and nooby
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

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Happy Appy vs Andy's Apple Farm - Rap Battle! (2022)

Credits to Fiepie, JustANewHunter, RKS, SkipsEclipse and everyone else who worked on this amazing lyric video.

I DID NOT MAKE THIS BY THE WAY

Magmatic With Lyrics

TeamShyGuy Lights Down with Lyrics

Danii • Creepy Clarence 

Leo Barqui • The Wario Apparition 

Written, Edited and Produced • Teimunity 

Mixed and Mastered • SIR Rap Battles 

Artwork • Teimunity & Creeperpasta ​⁠

Creepy Clarence • Verse 1: (16 Bars)
No need for any introductions, I’m the one who’s scaring
You’re mega minded assets never had the players caring
I’ve seen your antics, and it isn’t just your soul I’m glaring
So when I spawn in VC, know it’s ain’t Terrible Terrence 

Because I left that motherfucker in a blotch of flames
And all I needs a fire flower, then your fates the same
You’ll find your L is Real, Head over heels, then kneel and pray
I’ll make sure that you resemble the body of Grenade

The Wario Apparition • Verse 1: (16 Bars)
Not what I thought when you said this would be gas…
This ain’t a Putt Party function, there’s REAL fun to be had
You’re the same geek gimmick with each FRB fad
Mirror the time nut so much, you’d probably sink in sand (HA HA HA!)

You stink man! More than the garlic I’m munching (WAH!)
A ghost in the crew? You’re an off brand Flying Dutchman 
I’m subliminal, limiting you to liminal hell
Stick to being the slave of Yessir by Anywaywell

Creepy Clarence • Verse 1: (8 Bars)
Elongated halls and blurry walls are in your storage? (no…)
All those pictures of your likeness should have never been recorded (No…)
If you think that your defeating Creepy Clarence, then your out of luck (No…)
My corridors will leave you cornered, now who is the empty husk? (NO!)

Decay, when I speak flames, your maker will need a sheet change
No replays, you won’t see day, when your poly-gone, I will seize reign
But if you really want the quickest way to find your dying god?
. . . .

The Wario Apparition • Verse 2: (8 Bars)
Couldn’t haunt me on the track, guess you’re TOO TOO LAZY (HA!)
Long ass neck, call that COO COO CRAZY! (WAH!)
Bud, you were made as a one time laugh
I can sum your story up as a Family Guy gag! (WAH!)

Gone with this demon, you lost, so stay conceded 
I’m a god in my region, you’re fodder, stop the preaching 
Broke the law, so this urbans lurking, best hope I don’t catch you
Crawl back in your shadowy realm, it’s past your curfew (WAH!)

Have a rotten day…

Creepy Clarence vs The Wario Apparition • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

Royal Rap Battles!
TheMonarchy as King Bob-Omb
Bucketheadking as King Pig
Beat produced by Surce
Written by Trakked, KingCorporeal, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: King Ducky
Mixer: (King) Jordy

Battle:

King Bob-Omb (0:13):
The king of kaboom has now entered the room; I expect that you soon will be met with your doom
Cuz I'm heading to you and you know that I'm ruthless, I'll use you as food at the end of this duel
I don’t know how you climbed and found my mountain but you’ll never amount to 
My legacy with all the eggs that you’re eating, try besting me and you’ll end up as a couch, fool!
(Haha!) To me, your tiny crown's a toothpick
I don’t care that you’re an heir because you’ve fared as rather useless
I'm gargantuan and flattening this wacky tacky bastard
So you better call for Leonard ‘fore I have your forces scattered

King Pig (0:40):
Pigs before made houses out of straw and wood, but that’s beneath me
No huff or puff can haul me off the roof, you can’t defeat me
Birds together tried to fight, my power’s what they’re all afraid of
I’m stronger than your metal plating, so I’ll show you what I’m made of!
Appetite like Gaston, on the track I’m a beast (snort) *
Nab his star and cash in, cause I’m covered in green! (snort) *
Now that I’m face to face with you, I simply must ask
What kind of paint did you spread on that wretched mustache?

King Bob-Omb (1:06):
Hold it, Porky; such embellished stories, I don’t give a damn
Cooking up a storm on this beat, call it Green Eggs and Ham
So listen Smooth Cheeks, we know you’re used to falling off
This awful pawn is off his rocker, while Bob-Omb calls all the shots!

King Pig (1:21):
You’re supposed to kneel to me, not.. whatever you’re doing now
Went from a boss to spin-offs, so that shows you’re losing clout
I may target infants, but I’d never throw them at foes
No wonder you’re the blasting master, all you do is blow!

King Bob-Omb (1:35):
At least I treat bob-ombs with respect. Your piggies protect you, and what do they get?
They get bruises and scratches, they’re losing their balance, you’re gnawing on eggs while they fall off the ledge! 
Constructing games out of spare parts and spinoffs no one had asked for
Now I’m dropping the mic harder than you from the App Store

King Pig (1:49):
That verse is the biggest bomb here, with the crap that you’ve laid
‘Cause your disses are like your Party board: factory-made
In a minute, I’ll be chilling with my minions, do you mind?!
So gimme your crown too, this win is MINE MINE MINE!!

King Bob-Omb vs King Pig - Rap Cypher #38

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 10/31/2023

LYRICS

Eyeless Jack:
Why’d you think I’d be scared by this mime shit?
You should’ve thought twice before steppin’ up to Eyeless
But now I’m ‘boutta write shit to leave your body lifeless
Lookin’ like the Babadook in a mid-life crisis
I already know all you’re gonna spit is hot trash
Rippin’ Stephen King’s pages and throwin’ that up on Wattpad
I don’t got any eyes for you to stick your needles in
I get adrenaline pumping just from a pic of me leanin’ in
It’s Eyeless Jack, you know when I attack
I’m spreading red on your color palette of white and black
So don’t try fighting back, ‘cuz I ain’t fuckin’ frightened, Jack
I drop the heat like hot tar when I go up to light a track
Tried to make a kid happy, the attic got locked
It ate away at your loneliness like Jack In The Box
Then you were so touch-starved, took the drunkie and split him
This shit is child’s play like taking candy from your victims

Laughing Jack:
What a surprise... well, hi, Jackie
You wanna fight, Jackie? Then I’ll oblige, Jackie
But just try attacking, get me with that knife slash and
They’ll never find that body of yours, just like your eyes, Jackie!
I’m your imaginary friend
‘Cause the remnants of your mind show no sanity is left
I’m the sound inside your head, this clown has no weakness
To this Blue Man Group sleep paralysis demon!
How’d you get so iconic there, buster?
Could it be because of Mr CreepyPasta, I wonder
Or maybe your blank slate of a character’s what they wanna see
A cookie-cutter, carbon copy, Jeff the Killer wannabe
That cult did you good, bud, you cut out all your fake friends
Built yourself a name along killer teens with the same trends
But I’ll make this painless, a quick death for this blind freak
You can treat this battle like a liver, fucking bite me

Eyeless Jack:
Nice go, monochrome, but I’m leavin’ ya folded now
I’m glad I don’t got any eyes ‘cuz you’d probably poke ‘em out
Like look at that thing, that nose is gigantic
That party hat schnoz’s the only thing causing panic
Stuck in isolation after Isaac’s leave
You put an “I” in creepypasta – ICP
So can it with the snuff shit, ‘cause I can’t even pick between
You or your creator on which one of you’s the biggest creep

Laughing Jack:
Think your shots could be lethal?
This worm couldn’t stomp out a beetle
Make like your brother, leave while you can
Or get squashed like a spider, POP GOES THE WEASEL
I’ve heard you’re surgical with cuts, here’s a personal murder, bud
Tear out organs, internals, guts ‘til all you do is gurgle blood
Fill your body with insects and after it goes silent, black
This smile’s the only thing that you’ll remember, Eyeless Jack

CREDITS

Spadical as Eyeless Jack

Luke Reardon as Laughing Jack

Written by Rabi and Fightmarker
Additional writing help from Snakebite126
Beat prod. by Insanebeatz
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by HauntedCicadaSongs

Eyeless Jack vs. Laughing Jack - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Quint from Jaws:
The name is Sam Quint, you know what I do very well
So spare the damn hints, I’ve no patience for ferry tales
The Quint-essential destroyer of horrid fish
Pointing at a loner fishing for attention
Poor lad is left out like a dorsal fin
The Orca is a mighty lass, you’re captain of a little bitch
What good’s the mutt for? Fetching River Sticks?
So can it ‘fore I smack those chattery jaws out your cloak
I’d say suck my dick, but you’re gonna need a bigger throat

The River Person:
Tra la la, Clint, was it? All aboard! Why just step in!
No need to sound like nails on a chalkboard for my attention
My, you seem to lack direction since your warship tasted metal
After all those years, you’re the one ready to pop a vessel
Tra la la, beware the - tale of the seafaring stranger
Who’s picture they - whisper made - sharks become endangered
I only jest, he’s a beacon for seabed
He begged the city for ten grand just to keep those beasts fed
Oh, what do you do with a drunken failure…
Who couldn’t live up to his bumbling mayor?
A veteran’s vengeance against fish fuels the war he leads
The next ship you board should be USS Your Priorities

Quint from Jaws:
Shut it down like the beaches, there’s such a large gap between us-
That not even the duckling you compete with could reach it
Plummet down like Hooper’s time served as a scuba diver
I’ll brutalize the Underground’s chatty ass Uber driver
Your shitty ass fandom is - giving me flashbacks when-
They eat up those dead tropes in droves like Indie-anapolis
So, get your clumps of pixel chumps stuck living under
And I’ll show you why they call me “The First Blockbuster”

The River Person:
Tra la la, beware the man who smells of moldy cheese snacks
Ditch the white whale and hunt for therapy, Captain Rehab
Quinten, you’re more quaint than Mr. Gerson
Just quit the liquor slurping before you become The Half-A-Liver Person
Tra la la, like the shark to your boat, here’s a tip
Next time you start descending, get a grip
Spent your last breath like Undyne, driven by burning hatred
And now that shark’s stomach is filled with determination

CREDITS

Mr. Tibbs as Quint from Jaws

Rabi as The River Person

Writing by Snakebite126
Additional writing help by Rabi, R. YFU, and GrenadeGames
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by Snakebite126

Quint from Jaws vs. The River Person - Rap Battle

Song by Zoid 
Art by (oh boy) Hosa, Rojo, Marsan, Dragged, Donnell, Scorch, St_griffin, Voidz, Bradyboi, Billbill, Waffle, Name-gru, Tsarby, Idontknow217, Sheepdark, CN_hosh, Xogg, Nubi & Nights

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Apoc Krysis x DJ Killa C x Sam R I - Pass That Junt (Prod. by Apoc Krysis)

Available on all platforms! Song description below!

Too many people have been dying in my life recently.
I’ve lost so many loved ones either through death or bad decisions, some even being my own bad decisions..
I’m tired;
I’ve been asking for death since I was a kid.
Then as soon as I got hope and started loving;
Death took many..
But refused me every time I forced a meeting.
I was angry, yet my anger was only sadness being masked.
Normally I run from those things called emotions.
God forced me to face them before I continued my cycles of bullshit I guess 🤷‍♂️
Made me feel like Cain being cursed to stay alive throughout time so he can never reach heaven because he stoned his brother Abel.
“Made my mistakes the stones I have grabbed.”

The Ballad Of Cain

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