Here's the full version at its glory, the reason why this didn't make it to the final cut was because of time constraints. To make up for it, I uploaded the intended full-length version!

YouTube: https://youtu.be/tRI_Y0UHSeI
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Nicovideo: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38867430

EDIT - 06/11/2021: Title renamed because I felt like the original title didn't match with the parody.
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Lyrics:
抗議してる？ ちゃんと有給されない？してる無駄な　自分の仕事？
悲しむなんて　クビなるだけよ そんなケチケチは　辞めればいいよ

不当な仕事　与えられても　自分の足　ただ下の海
もし私から　断るなれば　すべて変えるのなら　強気にする

こんな自分に　未来はあるの？　こんな街に　私はいるの？
パインアップルに　金色いスポンジ　この広い海　一人なスポンジ

叫ぶことさえ　疲れるだけよ　お前の10セント　知りもしないわ
こんな私も　小銭があれば イカワルドの仕事 戻れるの？
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Am I protesting? Do we get paid anything? Is my work that useless?
Sad? I'm only fired - It's perfectly fine to stop being cheap.

Even if we're hit by unfair work, my foot is still on the beach below.
If I were to say no to you, everything might change, my side might turn abrasive.

Does a critter like me have a future? Do I even exist in this city?
Who lives in a pineapple? Absorbant and yellow? When I'm the only sponge in the sea.

I'm only just tired from yelling, when I don't know anything about your dime.
If someone like me has change, can Squidward come back to his 9-5?
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Bad Patty!!

Made for LumpyTouch's animation; go watch it here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx0OTiNX3xw
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Lyrics:
THINK YOU’RE A [Big Shot], Son?
Don’t be a [Deadbeat]! BE [Number 1]!
WHEN WILL YOU [Hit it b1g], like me?,
[Be a Big Sh0t], SON! It’s your [DESTINY!]
ALWAYS AFFIRMING THAT YOU'LL [get there],
BY CALLING [Everyone] - uh, Are you aware?
[You're acting s1lly], as if you forgot:
[Now's your chance to be a big shot!]

[My son] IS ON THE PHONE WITH A [Mysterious P3rson],
SUDDENLY YOUR [Click-through Rate] is rapidly  [Ris1ng];
[Sale] after [Sale], YOUR TIME SPENT [Advertising]
[oooooOOOOOO] ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?

ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?
ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?
ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?
ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?

YOU'VE GOT [No T1me], YOU'RE PLAYING [my Game],
[WOW YOU'RE] [The Best], YOU'VE GOT SOME FAME;
Your [Fr1ends] have left - YOU'RE a [Big Sh0t] [NOW!]
YOU'RE [All About:] SALES AND [Hyperlink Blocked], [Wow!]
[Best Salesman since 1997]
[Number 1 rated], WITHOUT [[ANY]] QUESTION,
RIDIN' MY TRAIL OF [Sale] AND [Success],
AND EVERY SINGLE [Trend] THAT I'LL OBSESS.

MY SON WAS ON THE PHONE WITH [The Mysterious P3rson],
Suddenly, HIS [Sales] HAVE DROPPED [Beyond Recognition!]
WHAT GOT YOU [The G1ory Days] HAS LEFT YOU IN SHAMBLES,
[oooooOOOOOO] ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?

ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?
ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?
ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?
ARE YOU A [Big Shot], SON?

ARE YOU A [BIG SHOT], SON?

Pizza Tower OST - Dont Preheat Your Oven Because If You Do The Song Wont Play

Part of this title derives from the idea that a chimpanzee baring its teeth is actually a sign of fear or some similar intent.  And yes, I'm fully aware that chimps are apes, not monkeys, but I'm allowed to fudge it a little for a great title like that, right?

Monkey Does The Funkiest Dance (It Means He's Going To Kill You)

(Use Stereo Headphones for better experience)

Upgrading the chaos to maximum.

Made with Beepbox 4.2
Completed date: October 25th, 2023

OP Upgrade (BeepBox Song #8)

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Cowboy Bebop - Tank! (Ben Briggs Remix)

can't believe this track is still getting plays

METTATANK - REMASTERED

The Original Sound Track for Metroid Scrolls 6

Silva - Metroid Scrolls 6

a collection of different modded terraria tracks i made and either scrapped or never released.
hope u enjoy them !! they were all rlly fun to make :)
these were kinda accumulated over a looong time tho so probably not best to expect another album like this

Monkey Does The Funkiest Dance (It Means He's Going To Kill You)

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