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Mint as Chara Dreemurr
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Produced by Kirk
Written, mixed, and thumbnail made by Mint

Chara:

It's not like I'm not used to empty slates
But I've already seen that smile on a flower's face.
Yes, I'm already acquainted with hatred, Jeff.
So please don't state what your name is, Jeff.
I show up on a timeline and I make it iller.
Only timelines you're haunting are Gacha Life and maybe Twitter.
Hey, but with your fame and glory I've seen a worse life
But then your fans saw your pasta for the first time!
I'd invite you to join the monsters I've dusted
But I trust that your skill with parties is maladjusted…
So I'll simply take up my knife and put cuts in
this unwanted joke of the web, cave his guts in
And I can't tell what he's going for with his abhorred poor story
Is he trying to make it gory? Or is he trying to bore me?
Because I've just about had it. Before you ever speak
You better leave an X on both your eyes like it's a credits scene =)

Jeff:

You think you've got me figured out? Look in my damn eyes.
I don't think anyone with those rosy cheeks could get it
And with how Toby started milking your franchise
Why don't your fanbase GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?!
It feels like every other year we get another one of you
Yeah, give me one more fucking mindless clone of Mother 2
Why don't you quit meddling with timelines and RESET your bars see
I've felt harsher fires start at fucking birthday parties
Quite a shame you decided to wipe your Genocide but hey
Seeing how your mug ended up like, I think I like my face
Overshadowed by literally everyone else in your game
So of course you wanna talk about an empty slate
I've watched countless let's players gawking over your scene
But I don't need heartbeat sounds to make this fucking bore bleed
So you can try to run for it but you're not going free
You're saying nobody came, I'll make sure noone leaves

[TEMP UPLOAD] Chara Dreemurr vs Jeff the Killer. BONUS BATTLE!

Spidey Fam as Dimentio
Mint as Green Mage

Beat prod. by Surce
Extra production by Mint
Written, mixed, thumbnail made by Mint

Dimentio:
I know you’re a fan of the arts, son
But you’ve just picked a fight with the Dark One
I'm gaming's token demented jester
But step up, you’re known for accepting death
(Hahahaha!) I’ve never seen a sulker this slow
Oh I love theatrics, but don’t put on a show
Because I’m going to have the most wonderful time
As I keep on cooking up the ultimate flow!
While you were off LARPing and going insane
I’ve got a large posse and it’s growing today
’Cause when my shots fire, I’ll control and delete
This troll and he’ll be released from his coil and be free
Because I think that I’d rather leave you floored than Floro’d
No real niche, so I’ll sweep you thoroughly
And if you believe you’re not mental to mention me
You can drink of Dimentio’s Dimension D!

Green:
I’m almost at a loss for words on this blasphemer
Claiming that he’s hot shit like the highest planner
But the blueprints for your last scheme are
Lookin’ like a half-ass straight from the Tribe of Banter!
When I go and say that I'm striking new ground
I mean I'm striking new ground with lightning, frighteningly loud
And when my song hits there's no piping me down
Yeah while I'm lighting up crowds, people are wishing the first fight had you down!
So you can try to ward off this warlock
But this puppet master’s force stopped by a road block
‘Cause a flat plumber roped off all his poor cons
Add this to the growing list of all of the Ls that this bro’s copped
Go and beg the Count to clean up that crime scene
You try to pull on the strings but can't hatch a rhyme scheme
…Maybe it’s my eye, but I think that I’d see
If you even tried to get in my psyche
Those raps that you lash are so laughably sad
That you're fit to wear that comedy and tragedy mask
To put this asshat on blast I won’t need to grip any weapons
Just a pair of scissors to teach you a lesson

Dimentio:
Well, wasn’t that cute! I should get Steam achievements-
‘Cause you were simply put dishing no hits, Green, I see that
And let me raise a point that’s maybe apt to cause distress:
Against a playwright, maybe write some lines with any actual effect!
(ay!) The entertainer with the harshest prose
Dimensions rise and pass when I spark a flow
Plant this seed in your fragile mind, hark and know
That in this track I’m the pure heart and soul!
Right now Green is green with envy at my grandiose
But he’s in the shadow of my fantastical act and that fact he knows
So leave this feud now or even with the slightest of blunders
At least you won’t be the first man in green I’ve sent under

Green:
Aaaand that’s all that he had
Surprised I endured that without going fuckin’ mad!
A toss up with Red’s arm couldn’t slay your whole shtick
Harder than when Nintendo became a Gold Pig
But the quality now that this loser's done
Shot from Midnight Town at light speed into the sun!
'Fore I head off, I'll give a little send-off, and ruthless:
You’re forever disappointing, that’s an Absolute Truth bitch

Green Mage vs Dimentio. R∆P BATTLE!

Me as both
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Beatg33kz
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1beqCoGKC46vAs341R-AiqhODDEqgm89staYH5Tr3fwk/edit?usp=sharing

Artemis Fowl vs Light Yagami. Snakebite Rap Battles

D.Va - garbageGothic
Chiaki Nanami - JesseBox
Pokimane - Azia
Written by JustGamer
Mixed by Zagranis
Arrangement by JustGamer and GamingPlush64
Beat by Anywaywell
Art by TripleStabber
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

D.Va:
So I have a rematch going up against Danganronpa’s gaming prodigy? 
But Alter Ego simplified you to a single trait, like your sister, a Mono-me
And Poki’s not even competition if she can’t climb to the top spot of Twitch
Hell, you couldn’t reach the peak of the Streamys so you went after the Ridge

When I hop on my mech, you two best show respect 
Or you’ll wind up next on my list to be rekted 
On the battlefield I’m both offense and defense
But when you two face conflict you just stay on the fence

I fight for my nation while you fight accusations, 
videos about you guys just tire my patience
I’ll have both of you seeing red, all it’ll take is some gamer raging

Chiaki Nanami:
Oh what’s that, now it’s on to me?
I thought that it was Poki’s job to put people to sleep
Well I got this, I excel at all genres, worked my way to the Ultimate rank
But Hana couldn’t fix her way out of being a D-tier tank

And just like your mech, you’re self destructive, in any team you’re the weakest among them
Acting so reckless on your own, you became a less threatening D. Va than Gundham’s 
I thought that a simping army of fans always seemed a bit creepy
But both Blizzard and Twitch treat their female employees the same way as Teruteru and Kazuichi

Got hit with shots from a Bowblax, Poki’s Valo-ranting again and again 
And how Keemstar got under your skin, your neutrality what’s two out of ten 
Gaslighting fans on what your relationship looks like is low-key lame 
Only so you could gain more fame and get fans horny on Poki-main

Pokimane:
Between class 77-B and the Overwatch team, you guys were disbanded 
When I’m on the mic, I’m not afraid to strike, so if you try to diss I’ll ban it 

Chiaki made her boyfriend feel inferior to her, guess this Gal’s an Omega
Then led all your classmates to despair when Junko’s the one who played ya 
D. Va’s Defense Matrix is only protecting her ego, there’s no way we’re equal 
Even your company thinks that I’m a better representative for your sequel 

Imane is leading the pack on this rap
Not talking Genshin when I make an Impact 
Call me Sombra, the fans’ hearts have been hacked 
You thought you were true gamer girls but in fact

I’ve been making a name for myself way before you two for a long time 
Try to mess with me and my team then you’ll be the ones going Offline 

D.Va:
Ugh you noob! Why don’t you make like a tree and Leafy this fight?
With reaction streams, you didn’t copy right cause you got hit with copyright

Pokimane:
Come on, I’ve seen AOC play games and do better than you two 

Chiaki:
But if you’re so successful, why did you have to sell out to YouTooz? 

Pokimane:
Please, your flow’s so robotic, it’s no wonder you were made into an A.I
Now I’ll drop the mic like a Tetris Block, I’d stay out my way or you may die

D.Va:
And here I thought the only thing you could drop was your college education
But I guess both you and Nanami never really made it to graduation 
So- AH! My MEKA is breaking down, gotta escape or else I’m done 

Pokimane:
Wow look at her, what a [Pokimane has been banned for a month] 

Chiaki Nanami:
Seems it’s game over for you two, the tables flipped for once
Cause this time it wasn’t me who was the one that was getting crushe-

Chiaki Nanami vs D.Va vs Pokimane - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Ben:
Ring ring ring! Evie can’t pick up the micro-phone!
Her responses prove she’s dumb or deaf; can’t expect a good tone
But I guess I’ll be a gentleman and give her a turn
But if she’s as combustive as my chemicals, then she’s already burned

Evie:
Hello there Ben, here’s what I already know
Your verse sounds more ridiculous than you do in your own show
I’m a super advanced program that can answer any question
You’re a super forgotten app that will always be left in suspension
Breaking news! Ben’s legacy has been relegated to memes
It’s sad that you’re in spotlight now only because of Speed
And this text-to-speech will leave you more forgotten than Pierre
The only pictures you have are you ‘cause none of your friends care
But being another Talking app, I’m not surprised you manage to
Make everyone freak out and find you more sketchy than Angela

Ben:
Your website is only used by YouTubers for clicks
But they dropped you pretty quick and went bananas for a chimp

Evie:
Oh, why yes I like bananas, but you won’t like these punches
If you think you have any chance than you’re more baked than your lunch is
Gained my fame from my answers while no one wants to hear Ben talk
Used to be on every phone, but now only known from TikTok

Ben:
Ho, ho, ho! Don’t bother trying to lie!
Say you gained your fame, but it was handed by Jacksepticeye
You can wink and smile all you want, but I don’t think that matters
When you talk about parrots while you’re the one who prefers crackers!
Everyone got sick of you and moved on to your genderbent
Then not too long after that, the PewDieBot was used instead
Now everyone says “no” to any spin-off made by Existor
So I’ll see your defeat as the newest headline in the papers!

Cast/Crew:
RNG as Talking Ben
K.C. as Eviebot
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Tristan
Cover by Egg

Talking Ben vs. Eviebot - Crazy Diss Wars

Lyrics lol

graggle art by le groose 

Graggle 
Don’t rap with the fuckin’ Graggle, he’s tuff 
Got a Pac-man noggin but you’re wack as fuck 
I’m classic, a lovable, fan favorite 
This hag is another Maggie who sucks!
(Damn)
Mmm Should I tell her my intentions?
gonna piss up on to your gravestone till it’s yellow like a simpson 
Congratulations, you deserve that statue, lady, I thank you 
Paving the way the first gender neutral and public bathroom,  
Achoo, your face looks mid-sneeze: “i'm allergic to poverty” 
Snatching children’s milk cuz you’re still bitter about Dorathy
Externally horribly ugly, internal misogyny    
Let’s see this coffin dodger tax intellectual property 
I’m dropping these bombs on you like the republican irish 
I got fire that’ll brighton ya’, and my strikes will not be minor 
In the 70s you split the whole of england with a vote  
You were Santa Claus but if he bricked up homes then and got rid of coal 
Half the people think you were some kindred soul that brings them hope
The other half had wished you croaked. Different strokes for different folk

Thatcher vs Graggle! RAP BATTLE

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

Slenderman vs oh il nam

Cast
JustGamer as Oh Il-Nam
BDGR as Slenderman

Crew
Written by acexperts
Writing help from king ducky
Art by box_soldier22, and clarence the duck
Beat by king ef
Mixed by box_soldier22
Thumbnail by box_soldier22


Lyrics
Oh il nam (0:13)
My name is Oh Il Nam, how do you do?
I'm here to talk to you, to make you lose
Honestly im even surprised you showed up
Your the only creepypasta to not blow up
We can hear your children whining 
Makes sense a tree monster is pining 
Lets play a kiddie game of hide and seek
But this pedo can't find me (eww)
You lost tug of war with my guard, mate
On who appeal more to kids in a hard game
the internet takes pastas and milks them
But at least i dont murder children

Slenderman (0:41)
It seems an old man has died, if that was his verse
Appealing to teens? And I thought I was the worst
Anyways, who are you? I left your moments skipped
When your greatest task was to not break your hip
Now you betray your friend then he watched you die
That was the greatest betrayal since you graced people's eyes 
When I control someone, i go the extra mile
While with your puppet? When you died he nearly smiled
Got a 3 piece suit when i am rocking the fame
This urban legend been around for a decade
This crap show has been decayed
Got nothing on how much i get paid
jigsaw has changed his outfit and name
I get more pricks daily than in your squid games

Oh il nam (1:22)
Is that seriously how you want to talk to me
This incredible show against your movie
The style is tired, rippin’ off myers
So go and hide in a kiddies campfire
It sucks, and the only one who knows it is you
My show gave soeng wan, now you gave it too
My show is the pinnacle of home cinema, your gimmicks have gotten boring 
I don't need to be critical, your movies critics did that for me
This Squids game is just shooting ink stains, I'd rather die than see your ships, gay
don't click on vids made by manchildren creating clickbait (clickbait)

Slenderman (1:50)
(it's easy) to see that your the mastermind of squid game 
(You lost) your fucking marbles when creating this game
(cant see me) your chances? Like my arms: slim
(film flopped) yes but not as much as your skin
You must be confused again if you think you’ve won
1 bill, my box office destroys your amount of wan
Give your “And Then They Were None” ripoff and yourself a rest
Because overall you will never escape my forest

Oh Il Nam (Squid Game) Vs Slenderman (ft. Just gamer and BDGR)

SWEEP PROD HAV7C

prod.ansthsia
(lyrics)

bitch i
whip it then i flip it huh
do that while sippin huh 
codeine im pissin huh
damn i know bitch aint missin yuh
i told her to listen huh
im ballin on shit like the pistons huh
smokin on that rice krispy wood
im actin on act like megan good

she told me
that it was good
so i fucked her twice
hit it real good
without no lights 
cuz she asked me nice
they say thats not right
took his bitch then i gave her pipe
they say thats not right
i dont give two fucks aslong as i

make it thru the night 
make it thru the night 
pourin up wit the fanta
(actavis)
make it thru the night 
make it thru the night 
two percs in my cannabis
make it thru the night 
make it thru the night 
pourin up in atlanta
(ya dig)
make it thru the night 
make it thru the night 
stripper bitch wanna give me a dance first
and she wanna get on my lap first aye
bitch wanna give me a fast twerk aye
bitch wanna cock back reload reload
imma have to shoot shoot back first
you lookin lost like nemo nemo
gotta get back on track first
aye move shit by the kilo kilo 
hollon lemme rap first
feelin like rio young but a og
you sellin og you new to the game
talk to the police you aint wit the gang
overstep boundaries stop makin claims
all i can tell is that you a lame
just in the game for the change
you aint care bout the art of this shit
you dont care bout the heart of this shit its crazy

aye bitch im goin crazy aye
off the lean im brazy aye
drivin in mercedes wait
bitch im swervin
you say that thas yo lady wait
why the fuck she gon look my way
why the she go all on me 
all on me wait

bitch i
whip it then i flip it huh
do that while sippin huh 
codeine im pissin huh
damn i know bitch aint missin yuh
i told her to listen huh
im ballin on shit like the pistons huh
smokin on that rice krispy wood
im actin on act like megan good
you aintcare bout the art of this shit

[TEMP UPLOAD] Chara Dreemurr vs Jeff the Killer. BONUS BATTLE!

R∆P BATTLE! w/ Mint