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This is one of my favorite songs, you could think of it like a knock off version of the fairy tale Alice in Wonderland, but not that innocent.  There is a video that helps explain the story, but its hard to find the orignal one since there are a lot of people taking the song and creating their own video, which I'm not saying that they shouldn't I'm just preparing you that there is a lot of stuff out there. If you do want  to view THE ORIGINAL video then here you go! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6MltGHO-lE
So here I post the original song (bc I believe people will start changing that up to) and the Original video 
ENJOY! 

Alice Of Human Sacrifice Vocaloid

Justin Buckner as Ickis
Zack Maloney as Oblina
Frenzy as Krumm
Anthony Perry as Mike Wazowski
WoodenHornets as Sulley

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
AHH! REAL MONSTERS!
VERSUS!
MONSTERS INC!
BEGIN!

Ickis:
The three epic monsters are gonna bring pain on these losers
Oblina:
I’m fancy, rich, and ravishing, but also a lyrical bruiser
Krumm:
It doesn’t take the viewfinder to show you two can’t scare
Ickis:
You two better go away, Jimmy and Googly Bear
Oblina:
I’m top of my class, but brains are something you don’t have
Krumm:
Who the hell takes a filthy human, and neglects to put it back?
Ickis:
You both are just failed excuses for money making blockbusters
All:
Our disses will make you be screaming “AHH! REAL MONSTERS!!!”
 
Mike Wazowski:
It’s Mike on the mic, about to make these monsters fall!
I can see your defeats with just my one eyeball
Sulley:
We’ll beat these guys so bad, they’ll start to Krumm-ble
When you face Sulley in a fight, better get ready to tremble
Mike Wazowski:
Ickis, you’re making me sick, Oblina is Beetlejuice’s dildo
We’ll take the screams out of you punks, just like we did with our prequel
Sulley:
We will step through the door and enter a room of your defeat 
You’ll be the jackpot for us, we get our power from your screams

Ickis:
You had a change of heart in the ends? Now that’s upsetting 
Oblina:
We’re be the ones who scare when you leave you bedwetting
Krumm:
Even Gromble would school you! Kick you out of our world
Ickis:
You two think you can win? You got scared by a little girl!
Oblina:
I’ll nit pic these Pixar pricks, even your shorts are shit
Krumm:
Scaring humans is your job, we do it for the hell of it
Ickis:
You two are jokes compared to us, we are legendary
All:
We are the true winners here, you guys aren’t even scary 

Mike Wazowski:
We’ll give you nightmares, we even made Randall run in fear
You can’t take us on, you only aired for four years
Sulley:
Oblina I can’t believe ya, how’s your squish on Krumm?
Ickis, even your brother slickis has disses that make you look dumb
Mike Wazowski:
We’ve got a whole corporation, while you’re still in monster school
You were inspired by the Beatles? Klasky must’ve been a fool!
Sulley:
Since you can’t scare us, you’ll dissappear, now you won’t taunt us
Both:
You’ll be down in Nick’s trash, while we’re the REAL monsters!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *girl screams* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Special

"...Even if we come from different sides of the world, speak different languages, even if we eat too many chips or rice balls, even if we have different tastes in games, every one of us here today is identical in the most important way: each one of us has the heart of a gamer." 

Satoru Iwata, Heart of a Gamer Keynote, GDC 2005

RIP Mr. Iwata! Thank you!

Youtube video: http://youtu.be/NEdkI7EGVCs

【Sojiro ・ Dari】SPLATOON - Squid Sisters // シオカラ節【REMIX】

Groudon: Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books
Kyogre: Justin Buckner
Rayquaza: MaNCHA
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

Groudon:
Listen Moby Dick, this Primal’s ‘bout to go Reversion
Bring forth a Desolated Land like the M06 version
Your death will arise when I show my Precipice Blades
The best a-ground makes fakes shake with an Earthquake!
With an MC Hammer Arm I’m crushing other rappers down
You’ll need more than a Drizzle when you hear my Roar sound
So try to Splash me when I’ve got power to the Maxie!
I’ll open up a Fissure, then you can try to attack me

Kyogre:
I raise the sea level; let me tell you an Aqua Tail
‘bout a Conti-mental Pokémon steppin’ to a killer whale
Coming up to this Ancient Power? Well aren’t we bold?
My raps come out Swift and my disses are Sheer Cold
I’m the alpha beast you know I’m coming in first
Ya It’s quite the Sunny Day, let’s go for a little Surf
Got you in a whirlpool, I’m cutting down on your bulk
And you’ll be washed up again when I spit Origin Pulse

Groudon:
Your raps put me to sleep, now it’s time for an Eruption
When I blast a SolarBeam, you’ll end up as pure nothin’
I’ve roamed throughout the earth, you’re a Sea World show
You’ll never Dive and flee when I leave you Bulldozed

Kyogre:
Step into my water basin, and you’ll never make it out
End you with a Water Spout, it’s all Kyogre now 
You control the land, but this world is my turf
Considering that water takes up most of the earth

Rayquaza:
Straight from the Sky Tower, owning ocean and geo
I’m spitting Dragon Rage! The most powerful of this trio
is in the o-zone to condone two terrible titans
Just a single Twister would leave Arceus frightened!
So don’t even try! My power level’s ultimate; Sky High!
Hope I don’t make you cry because I’m so Fly!
You’re Outrageous, I’m getting Scary-Faced and quite feral so
I’m taking my win Air Lock, stock, and barrel!

*Build-up. Rayquaza flies into space, and destroys the meteorite.*

Deoxys:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the shapeshifter from space
facing the falsified savior of Hoenn's race 
So, raging pickle, you're gonna face the dismal
doom of your region when I emerge from YOUR symbol
I'll Boost Up 'gainst Psychos who reign as the “ancients”
you’ll swallow your words as if they were my spaceship 
Burn you, like acid! Explosive! Nucleic!
Nova Pressuring, I’m god-like, whereas you’re archaic!

Mega Rayquaza:
I shine like a quasar! Your ego’s supermassive!
I fought down those two clowns, that shows I’m not passive!
So it’s Crunch time! Dragon Pulse a rhyme to put you in your place!
I’m Dragon Ascending to Sky Drop this waste of space!
Go put up your Defense Form, or Attack me all you want!
Knock it Off, you’re not daunting! Just give up your Zen Headbutt! 
I hone my claws, and then prove I’m an Aerial Ace
As I give birth to your fate, and split this DNA

Deoxys:
It amuses me that you believe your element could win it
For you, the sky’s the limit, while my universe is infinite 
My raps are true Deox-ick, Ziz is turning further green
Thus, you’ll never Recover when I unleash my Hyper Beam

Mega Rayquaza:
I’ve got more Extreme Speed Deoxys, drop the facade
My voice is echoed through the heavens, I am feared by gods
No matter what move I choose, you’re a 1 hit K.O.
You can spit a whole arsenal, ‘cause against me, Anything Goes!


Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

Welcome to the second installment of Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles! In this battle, we have the hedgehog who started it all, Sonic.exe, up against the devil who exists within the very fabric of reality Misfortune.gb! But are they alone...?

Thanks to SkeepTieel for helping by playing Misfortune!

URB as Sonic.exe
SkeepTieel as Misfortune.gb
IcerM as Evil Otto

Misfortune.gb:
(Heh heh heh!)
Do you wish to challenge me, as I emerge from the fabric of reality?
I’ll send you miles and miles away, so there’s no hope for you to join me!
When I’m finished with this verse, there will be nothing left
Why even think about this battle, when you got your butt kicked by Minecraft!
I AM GOD HERE, Mister Kefka Laugh, you won’t survive in THIS cabin!
Call it Round Three, as your victory won’t happen!
I could finish your whole game in literally just one sitting!
Trying to overcome this curse? You’ve got to be kidding!
It's time to lay a blessing, a fortune that you'll die
Just like how I’ll take you down this victory will be mine!
I’ll make you quake in your boots! My verse will be puzzling!
With your horrible disses, you’ll surely be suffering!!


Sonic.exe:
You’re next! Your cute appearance won’t stop me from owning.
And there is no escape from my disses that are homing!
If you think that you can defeat this hedgehog that is godlike
The game over screen will show your head on a pike!
If you think that you’re powerful enough to stop me
then you’ve been mislead so badly that I almost feel sorry!
You’re pathetic and cute, I’ve been infused with dark energy
Trying to defeat me would take an entire century!
There’s not a thing you can do. You can’t run. Would you agree?
For I’m three times better than anything you’ll ever be!
You think you can defeat me, but you’re nothing but a mod
Get down on your knees for I AM YOUR GOD!!!
(HAHAA!)

(New beat fades in after the beat fades out)     
Evil Otto:
Better hurry on along. It’s time to make you both keel.
RUN, RUN, like Sinistar because I’m the one that is real!
No matter how hard you try, you won’t get past my rapping score
When you step into my maze, prepare to see some blood and gore!
It’s gonna get brutal, and I won’t cut you any slack
Like i did to those kids; I'll give you both a heart attack 
Just like when you destroy the robots in my game, you can't run from me
And it’s no wonder you’re a trollpasta Sonic.exe
When I scream KILL THE HUMANOIDS you’re gonna end up getting  hurt
And you should run out of this battle now, ‘cause this is an INTRUDER ALERT 
THE HEDGEHOG MUST NOT ESCAPE! Your victory I won’t allow!
There’s nothing you can do ‘CAUSE GOD WILL NEVER SAVE YOU NOW
Why don’t you fight like you mean it? You are both stupid chickens!
Misfortune, it’s a misfortune you’re alive; your rhymes make me sickened!
IN THE END OF THIS BATTLE I’LL MAKE YOU BOTH GO BERZERK
AND YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MY MAZE ‘CAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW MY GAME WORKS!!


Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles 2. Sonic.exe VS Misfortune.gb.

Video release December 15th.

New series in collaboration with multiple people.
did not expect this to be the premiere episode but okay
There will be a video for this, but its not coming anytime soon, as another battle for this series is higher priority for me at the moment.

In this battle, we have Pico from Boku no Pico against the Newgrounds mascot, Pico, first appearing in the Flash game by Tom Fulp, Pico's School in a battle of sex vs violence or something among those lines.

Chao as Pico (Pico's School)
Skeep☆Tieel as Pico (Boku no Pico)

Pico (PS)
First! I call shotgun; best if you pause it
Your shit’s a product of being stuck in the janitor’s closet
Death is coming for you prematurely, I won’t take this slow
Cause this guy’s gun toting and now he’s Unloaded on Pico!
You’re nothing close to Natural; your creators’ must have been High
A weeb’s shock site; your fame’s height’s a reaction from PewDiePIe
I’d rather you’d be a ghetto kid when I go Tony Montana 
It’s easy to see this battle’s outcome like apples and bananas!
 
Pico (BnP)
Time to school ya! And it’s not ‘bout the bird and the bees
You’ll be praying for release, like Nene, down on your knees
In a game with Mokkun, its true that I may suck
But in a game of mockin’ I do anything but suck!
Think this trap’s tricks make you sick? Okay then, Prico you prick
You yourself take the piss, gunning for Cassandra’s dick
I'm plain fire! Playin’ with Fire! The spitting image! Leave you burnt!
Then end you with a Blam! Blam! And this time, you won’t Return
 
Pico (PS)
Sounds like you’re pretty pissed; got a dick up where you shit?
Your STD of an OVA’s left you with five years to live!
I’m a Newgrounds’ mascot; you’re a pedo weeb’s wet dream
Who’s dropping mics sloppier than you do ice creams
 
Pico (BnP)
Let’s talk ‘bout who you hang around; and I ain’t talking her outcome
But Nene’s more a deviant than Chico’s onee-chan
Darnell couldn’t be more token even if he had a ‘fro
And this “hero’s” cookie cutter of who I’ll dunk him, CoCo!
 
Pico (PS)
I blow heads off, blowing, giving head is what this junior did
Pump this trio of loser kids full of bullets like the Uberkids
Write it in blood if suking more than skool’s what you desire
Cause I’m really in no Newgrounds when I have shotas fired!
 
Pico (BnP)
So what my legacy is infamy, cut it, make like my hair
Cause your fame’s as underground as an abandoned tunnel lair
Sorry to Crash your Castle but you’re in the shadow of Hominid
Seems that I’ve fucked you over and that I’m the one who’s dominant

Written by SkeepTieel
Beat by Marsad Men

Pico vs Pico - Rap Battle #3

This was originally planned to be the fifth battle, but due to casting issues the second and fifth battle have switched places on the schedule. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy!

CookieSaurus as XJ-9
Eddie as Mighty No. 9

XJ-9:

It’s Jenny.
And I reckon that Beck will be coming second
‘Gainst a force to be reckoned with, best you in a nanosecond
Even Sheldon’s more threatening to me than your wreck of a weapon
Tried to Vexus but your over-Xel-ously ended up deceptive
Wanting to gain my rap skills? That’s no reason to Kickstart a fight!
It’s clear you were screwed loose from the start - under black or greenlight
Go Cryosphere me a river and short circuit! No money back
At any AcXelerate you know i’m a-head on this track
I can’t ig-Nora Raggedy Android - who’s mascot of a Brand… ish
I’m Calling out your stolen Comcept repackaged as Mega Man’s kin
Bringing the cam-pain to a foe Mezmer-izing and fueling fake fans
It’s a Sibling Tsunami when I leave SANDA in my Wake, man!
                                              
Mighty No. 9:
 
I’ll leave you crying like it’s prom night - lest you use Sheldon to show off
He’s stooped so low that my foe is now a MILF As A Teenage Robot
You can proceed with Call Hating but we’re with CherryDyn, on top!
At least I actually made money! You were a commercial flop
You’re in need of a Hostile Makeover (Ha!) Better Tuck and cover
When you’re dismantled, your ReXelection would be quite the Cluster
I’d say this Monkey ain't so Wise despite her use of the Trinity
Prepare for a Future Shock because it would take years to finish me            
The strength of a million men seems hidden in this XJW
Your followers seem to love screening your chest - like your mother’s news
You walk among your League Of Legends as Robot Boy’s Krust-y Cousin
Nick nicked you of you show and Nick Yu nicked you of your win

XJ-9:

You got thousands of people to fund a game that is lifeless
But thinking you could beat me as a stretch goal is priceless
I squash bugs your game is riddled with! Surpassed by your labrats!
You’ll have nothing to show and tell when I take you for Masterclass!

Mighty No. 9:

You Are The Robot - thus you lack humane behaviour
But you should be avid in my philosophy: it’s a no-brainer!
Their Neighbour Was A cool Teenage Robot - before the redesign
Now a Silver Shell of her former self - Megaman X-J-9

Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Doritos (ft. Leannaire)

XJ-9 vs Mighty No. 9 - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

woa that was fast

Eddie as Mickey Mouse
garbageGothic as PIkachu

Mickey Mouse:

Oh boy! A Mimikyu is finna lose who can’t be dubbed Mouse
Mickey’s primed to spit a Diss-ney and escalate to a Club-house!
You might spit fire like Ho-Oh, like Johto with Gold flow
But i’m already turned to Ash, my films never get old, no!
We aren’t cos-playing around with your fashion, guy
Couldn’t cure your dead series with a Max Revive
It shouldn’t come down to a measly app deciding
If your cash can keep your rehash alive
You only land subtle jabs when you try to Pokeball
When I drop the gloves with these hands - Gotta Catch Em All!


Pikachu:


What a shocker! You’re Plane Crazy and this phony’s gonna crash
Try to step up with Walt’s? At least my owner likes me more than cash
When we don’t see eye to eye - Pikachurin for more than Leers
I will direct my current flow front and center into your ears!
I’m used to taking names in a Pokerap
Fighting me is amiss - call it Focus Blast
After 20 years, you gon need a Potion fast
Pokemon’s taken over - your whole trope has passed
You blow off some Steamboat Willie as soon as Pikachu wants to fight
But a wild Oswald thief appears to still be black and white

Mickey Mouse:

Children start with a blank Pallet - my charm is what they inherit
Your animal cruelty is in bad taste to children and parents
Think of yourself as ambi-Dex-trous with your anime and games?
You stole from me so much that they should nickname you Jesse and James
You want to ketchup with this hot dog? Let me give you The Pointer
Disney’s Landed a legacy lacking your trailer spoilers
Your franchise relies on multiple di-versions  with a “brand new” guise
But it will make a difference when people stop buying your pair o’ lies (paralyze)

Pikachu:

Sticks and stones may make my bones stronger as a solution
But this stoner should’ve learned the theory of evolution
For Pete’s sake! In this Melee you’re comparable to Pichu
Mice are attracted to cheesiness so I chews you!
With my enticing device I prove lightning strikes more than twice
When this Baller shines Light into your eyes, There will be four blind mice!
Go toe to Indigo Plateau with me? You’re out of my League in rap
So you best knock on Oak’s door and apply as a lab rat!

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Beatg33kz

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Mickey Mouse vs Pikachu - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

December 1st, video release.

SkeepTieel as Rick and Morty
MultiSuperVids as Mr. Peabody
IcerM as Sherman

Rick: 
Think you’ve got the balls to face me, Snuffles? Oh, wait, shit
It’s the IQ of Jerry, flatter than his show on Netflix 
How tragic for us to witness your Ricksy family Business
But I’m vicious, you’re a bitch, Pup, and that makes all the difference

Morty:
I don’t know ‘bout this, Rick, 
Rick:
M-Morty don’t forget 
Their movie was produced by the same losers who milked-dry Shrek 
Morty:
Well, I’ll go on a Gazorpazorp-field day with my rhymes
Against a dad whose parenting is somehow worse than mine

Peabody:
Follow along, Sherman. Are you ready for some learnin’?
Getting’ Schfifty verse’ a nervous wreck and pedophilic vermin
Your raps are cheap- not even worth a single schmeckel, see?
Sherman: Huhh? Peabody: Well, It’s a Penny in a different currency 
Sherman:
I go underground! France, Rome, I’ve seen it all
Your show’s one half Bull, and the other half Winkle
I won’t take affliction from these Marty and Doc rejections
Pocket Morty and add him to my mineral collection

Rick:
Out of the way, Morty, Hector wish he’d never stepped to Rick 
Beat the Red Grin Grumble of rapping; I don’t expect you to “get it”
If you’re so smart Doctor Who; here’s something to teach your turd 
You can’t slap a couple words in two and hope it’s a good verse

Peabody:
Sherman, observe; this Puppy Prodigy’s rocking beats 
Throw you a bone, but I’m more sophisticated than dog treats
Kick a prepubescent ass through what you call ‘Jessica’s feet’
Boxing purposeless butter servers back with the Meeseeks

Rick:
Benjamin Frank-ly, ‘I don’t give a fuck what you think’
Morty:
You Blitz and Chips shits better had a Life Well Lived
These guys are real farts, Rick
Rick:
But it’s hardly gold they’re shittin’
We’re purging these losers Morty, 
Morty:
it’s our space dust they’ve bitten
You’re going downwards, dog, cause, soon for you’ll see 
Rick:
That your future’s as Improbable as your History
M-Morty, tell crackhead Chucky he’s a novelty plumbus
Morty:
Of all the Moon Men we’d say Bye to, 
Both:
you sure are the dumbest

Peabody:
I’m a pioneer; you’re a criminal, 
Sherman:
you’re done, there’s no WABAC
Just a petty terrorist
Peabody:
Who ironically blows at rap
Sherman:
Ooh! Mr. Peabody, is that due to the fact
That though we’ve blown this twisted wacko he’s kept his body intact?
Peabody:
Yes! Good boy Sherman, it’s a second suicide attempt
This “scientist”’s smartest decision made from his Unkempt head
For exceedingly poor verses, both of yours takes the cake
Let me bury the hatchet and let your corpses take your place

Written by Legion, Skeep, Fel and other people idk

Rick and Morty vs Mr. Peabody and Sherman - Rap Battle #1

SkeepTieel as Satoshi Hojo and Satoshi Mochida
Blank Chara as Yuka Mochida
Savannah as Satoko Hojo

Satoshi and Yuka:
It seems a predictable novel mystery’s gone awry
Let’s start by concluding cursed killers only concede When They Cry
Living in a little village of faux gods and phony onis
Pushing friends under the bridge cause you’re crazed from being lonely
Your School Days are numbered; mystery horror you’re just Another
I heard that girl really likes her nii-nii… Oh really? Oh brother...
We'll smash your face into a pulp, like fate, waiting for doom
Spitting hotter than if I were to set fire to your room
I won't need to make a fake prophet to make you two be fearing me
You're both as sink and swim as a swamped alien conspiracy
Kick the buckets of these maggots until their cries sound like singing
So if history does repeat itself then you better start swinging!

Satoshi and Satoko: 
Man, that was rough… meh, I’ve seen sharper in ohagi
Lets batter em up real good and show them a real Corpse Party
You should’ve thought twice! Counted more: this ain’t the soy you bargained for
We won't Hanyuu an escape -and it’s more than just a blocked door!
It’s not the gore crossing the line, but -hmm… how should I put it?
You and your nii-nii’s special bathtime should remain Missing Footage!
Best not miss your footing down those creaky old wooden stairs
Cause you’ll find yourself tumbling down Shion’s underground lair
It’s only fair! There must be sacrifice for each death from this cursing
Drifting cotton not just in the teddy nii-nii tried reserving
Ain’t just a case of deja vu when your lines are stuck in a time loop
It’s time for a clubbing; the punishment game? Ooo! Bat-su!

Satoshi and Yuka:
Make no mistake; I’m assured we’ll drag you down to hell
Both we and Shion think the Hojo’s flow’s gone down the well
Who knew a piece of paper could cast a more threatening spell?
But oh well! The ringing bell’s the end, but what’s that meaty smell?
Oh, it’s your creepy harem! But you’re dead and Keiichi fills your place
What’s a bat to the head to a pair of scissors in your face?
Shinozaki outdid Sono, now three dead kids want to play
In any case I know the preferred thing you do is run away

Satoshi and Satoko:
Ironic losing arms is the consequence of your handing (ah-hahah)        
Naomi’s got the hots for you but how’s that left Seiko hanging?
Act your age you flat brat, I'm a masterful trap artist
We’ll add the incestous to the spirited away, departed
These aren't visions of a past world, -you’re really just a dreamer
Completely lost me at your Blood Drive like it's your friend’s anemia
We’ll begin from the start; a new story; a page to tear anew
Rebirthed, so here’s one for good luck: Sachiko we beg of you!

Beat produced by Allrounda
Written by SkeepTieel

Satoshi and Satoko Hojo  vs Satoshi and Yuka Mochida - Rap Battle #2

Video release in about a week or so.

SkeepTieel as Ganta Igarashi
VinnyO as Yukiteru Amano
Savannah as Shiro/Wretched Egg
garbageGothic as Yuno Gasai

Ganta Igarashi:
Your [DEAD END]’s before a Deadman, you’re target number one
A fragile phone turns to scrap in the blast of the Ganta Gun!
I murder Snakes with Crows while you choke against children
So feel free to rap, or don’t. You’ve always made No Difference.

Yukiteru Amano:
0:22. Igarashi rashly chokes on the track.
I won’t take crap from weakly kids motivated by flashbacks
Got another school killer with which to have a heart to heart
Cause I’ve got a penchant for stopping criminals with a dart!

Ganta Igarashi:
You don't seem to get it, so I'll put it this way
Your romance was so bland your creator replaced you with Akise!
Go hide under your blanket, freak! Your world’s a blasphemous fallacy!
You’re no pal to me! Like Frank Zappa: absurdity’s your reality!
I’ll make a Carnival Corpse of this Stockholm Syndromed clown
Cast Points, break joints and make this bystander stand his ground
I’ve got that blood flow! I’m sorry, Condor, it’s a shame,
That he’ll be the second Yuki to be engulfed in flames!

Yukiteru Amano:
This goes for the both of us: to live, you have to win
But now I understand that awful rap was your Branch of Sin 
In this Dog Race, I’ve got both the bark and bite of Hinata!
So don’t think of getting ahead of yourself like Azami, Ganta!
You’re naught but a Nameless Worm as that virus you’re infected with
A literal toxic brat! Even more-so than the Fifth!
In Survival Games, you couldn’t even win your prison hierarchy!
A myriad of death that Mosaics the Future... -Diary! 

Shiro:
(Don’t bully Ganta!)
Raps taste better with a friend! N-no Shiro! Stay back!
No worries Ganta, Shiro knows he won’t survive her rap attack!
Shiro will spit fiery raps! Like po-data chips, you blow!
Shiro will do upon you and the Ninth like how they did to Crow!
Wretched Egg:
The gloves are off. Ace Man is here, and he’s setting loose
on those with rhymes so systematic, I won’t hold back, Mother Goose.
First one out’s a rotten egg! Stick to wallowing in self pity.
Or I’ll knock you to you new a world… aren’t the stars so pretty?

Yuno Gasai:
(I’m here for you Yuki~!) 
I’m Yuki’s armor to rival your bodysuit, pervert!
Leave you screaming bloody murder until all I hear are Murmurs! 
Rewriting futures; I’m the jotter! I’ll do you in for Yuki, proper!
You goner! This stalker slaughters an airhead, ah~! I’ll pop her!
And her self righteous piece of shit blinder than that justice freak 
Won’t make it bloodless! Make murder luscious any day of the week!
This fight’s pink and white! Sickly sweet versus frivolous and fruity!
And while you do it for the cookies, I’ll be in bed doing Yuki! (ahahaha~!)

Ganta Igarashi:
Your 10,000 years of solitude doesn’t stack up a G Block!
The last one standing, and the first mic to be dropped!
Yukiteru Amano:
This is like taking Candy from a baby, I’ve made like Yoh
Wood’s-pecker didn’t make it to third Ace, man ...Yuno.

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Legion and Skep

Ganta Igarashi vs Yukiteru Amano - Rap Battle #4

Tuna as Robotboy
SkeepTieel as Astro Boy

Astro Boy:
Yo, robo-Pinocchio, don’t short-circuit from my flow
I’ll puppeteer this Robot-boytoy and his Gepetto from Tokyo
I’m the first big anime aired in America, making the genre known
While you made people question Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
Ventured past the galaxies and those manufactured in factories
I’m energized to the core; I’ll stomp you flat like your batteries
You’re an inferior bootleg way more faulty than Cobalt is
Against seven amazing powers this copy’s completely powerless
Robotboy:
Wall-E’s a mortal dolly; on the surface where the dirt is
Couldn’t please pretentious papa so got caged in robo-circus
Best if Astro go home or he be my target to lay hurt on
I learn to be real boy while you learn to put shirt on
Could beat you deactivated: Robotboy is that unstoppable
Much spacious and hollow but nothing close to astronomical
You a third to your papa, so what Astro has to show?
A failure to and from him cause he could not learn to program flow

Astro Boy:
Your broke English discriminates; made in China you chime
While I’m the Mighty Atom besting Mega Man and No. 9
You can’t play me for a fool, I don’t play by robotic rules
Cause unlike your Flash animation, I’m bringing it old school!

Robotboy:
You are lesser than a boy; an even worse dog than Sparky
Who box-office bombed like a Dr Kamikazi
Your inability to grow is bigger than Elefun’s nose
A Protoboy broker than a failed XJ or one of my bros

Leannaire as Jenny Wakeman

Jenny Wakeman:
Enough of the kid stuff, Boys, meet this Teenage Robot’s Life
I save the planet from bug-eyes like you and make it home by five
You’ve got under the Exo-Skin of this fembot heroine
Who’s crushing you like a hydraulic press or if you were Sheldon
Astro’s got reboots and reboots like a cash-cow cop out 
While Robotboy looks like the play-thing of a Preschool Dropout
I Speak No Evil but this stereotype’s incomprehensible
Your Trash Talk is feeble, try to vent against one so sensible
Your losses are set in President Stone, just keep it at that
Cause I’m not the only Peacekeeper absorbed by capitalist rats 
Chipper with no chip or core, just an Infectious Personality
It’s not the one made to be human with the most humanity!

Beat(s) produced by Kustom
Written by SkeepTieel
Mixed by SkeepTieel

Robotboy vs Astro Boy - Rap Battle #5

this time its an anime special

bearandrocky1 as Natsuki
CookieSaurus as Nico Yazawa
Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Skeep

Nico:
Nico Attacks! She’s a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She’s unbridled!
A recycled archetype’s gone viral? I won’t let your likes come and steal my title!
The feisty first-year’s frightened! She’s faceless and turning white!
Little prideful? I’ve earned the right! Let’s see if the pasty pastry chef’s got the bite! 
You can’t Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won’t let that dream come true!
Cause you’ll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo!
How can you learn to love the new boy if you can’t learn to Love Life?
The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (hahaha)

Natsuki:
Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn’t even make sense!
It’s a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents!
Now to beat this little brat’s nothing to dealing with Yuri’s crap
So forget what’s in my file! I’ll wipe your smug face off the UV map!
I’ll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me!
Can’t hear your Heart’s Melody over mine going Doki Doki!
I’m fly! Nico can try me, but that’s all she can manage
Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging!

Nico:
You’re baked! A-RISE and awake! I’ll spit cold, make Snow halate!
Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!
Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me
I’ll have won the fans’ hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii!

Natsuki:
That’s supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what’s the buzz?!
I expected a good comeback. I  w a s  w a i t i n g,  I  r e a l l y  w a s...
Let’s take your overdone trope and show how shallow we’ve become
I ’ v e  b e a t e n  t h e  s h i t  o u t  o f  y o u  a n d  I ’ m  g o i n g  t o  t e l l  e v e r y o n e

Natsuki vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle #?

The final battle of Wave 1.

VinnyO as Lelouch vi Britannia
ProjectAlpha22 as Light Yagami
ZaBanpaiaNeko as C.C.
Yobar as Ryuk
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Skeep

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ElbBSZbVrn8w3z5xHKnHg_ef11V-R2U1pxNz1RlrONM/edit?usp=sharing

Kira vs Zero - Rap Battle #6

This time, its a classic cartoon special.

Seth as Fred Jones
Skeep as Astolfo
Written by Skeep
Beat produced by Tristan

Astolfo:
As a servant, its my Grand order to bring your final fate!
So as a Paladin of Charlemagne, I’ll win this for my master’s sake!
A Holy Rap War, your traps I’ll verbally disarm
Servant’s servin’ ya, decapitate ya by his sword with this arm!

Fred Jones:
Time to unmask its gender, gang! I’ll be the one ou-trapping you!
Is Hitler in your show? I’ll abuse your ass like he beat le jews
So dang submissive, no wonder your class is Rider!
So eat it you French femboy! I hope you’re not a biter!

???:
Hewwo???? is this thing on????
Chihiro Fujisaki:
Call off your Rube Goldberg machines; let’s go mano a mano!
As part of my training yo! I sure hope my life isn’t cut short!
And I've devised a little program to Alter your Ego
Now try to lead your gang of misfits when you're dommed by Chihiro!

Fred Jones:
Your floppy disk of a hard drive is in for a fixin’
You’re trap Jesus and I’m in the mood for a crucifixion 
Get a Clue! You’ll have no chance to rebuke when I’m through, bitch
And while you stay forever dead, I'll constantly get rebooted!

???:
Nyyaaaa
Felix Argyle:
Listen up you fuckstyick, my nyame’s Felix, meowswares
Healer, knyight, yes the carpet matches the drapes dyown there
You’ll be dead like Rem against Trapass by Kustyom Beats
When I Crusch you flat like me with my paws and my feet
This cat’s a carnivore when compared to yo vegetarian
You wouldn’t beat up a girl, would nya, Hannya Barbarian?
Just chill out, Robbie Rotten and leave ya weak traps for later
Cuz the strongest trap’s unmasked! Felix the rap gladiator! 


Fred Jones:
I think it’d be more a fair fight if I brought in my series mascot
But it doesn’t matter; I’ll neck a neko with my ascot
So new mystery: why are you so gay? A compelling dilemma! 
Stick to third wheeling, Ferris, sit in the corner with Velma
The greatest trap master is finna leave blue prints on ya
So take it like a man and make yo silly cat tics gone, nya
Oh god, furry infection; whack it off ‘fore it unfurls 
And yes, I would not beat up a girl, so good thing you’re not a girl

???:
*police sirens*
Weeooo weeoooo
I’m back
Pico:
For another round! My stamina lies in bed and rap
So figuratively hop off my dick! I won’t be taking crap
From a cocky jock boytoy to his basic bitch Daphne!
So here’s a different type of gangbang when my trio caps knees!
Don’t Tsuretest me! You’ll get beat through Pico’s song!
You’re not reliable to upload music files like Picosong
Hop in Astolfo’s Volvo; I’ll drop cream in your van
With the climax of my verse! Look ma, no hands!

Fred Jones:
This is a sausage fest, yo, where are the top tier babes?
The real mystery is how you haven’t caught some severe aids
And I’m adopted, but you face some really bad parental issues
Did I strike a nerve? No? ...for what else will I need tissues?
Out of the closet! You know monsters come out at night
CoCo’s like Nosferatu; who’s been flickering the lights?
I am Fredrick Herman Jones, you’re a red dicked hermit alone
In a world with no real people. Ask your friend to hold the phone.

Actually, no. I’m done with this gay shit, goodbye

Skeep as Chihiro Fujisaki, Felix Argyle and Pico

Beats produced by Tristan, The Unbeatables and Beatg33kz

Fred Jones vs Astolfo - Rap Battle #?

Sorry about Sayori vs Seiko, it was deleted by Monika, so I'll have to remake it all over again.

Avav as Yuri
Jxnny as Kotonoha Katsura

Yuri:
My poetry’s effulgent; freehand damagrafik magic
Ghost Under The Light’s possessive of your demographic’s addicts
Bookmarks, not bruises, I’m reserved, quiet, reclusive!
Though, I can’t hold back now… I’m bout to be abusive!
But aren’t you used to it? Little miss submissive cuck slut?
Take your problems by the head and take the top off! T h a t ’ s  f u c k e d  u p !
As for my verse, its Wheel turns, like those seven holy stakes
But you’re too hung up on yourself: Cross Days!
Kotonoha:
Now miss, I don’t mean to bust your back like how your bod is
But I’m the goddess you should worship, and that’s being modest
Lusting over Bavarois boytoys, giving your own peers hate
And like your namesake, you couldn’t even play it straight
Planting a Garden of Words of which I’ll nurture to beat ya
A joke lost in translation. Kotonoha no Niwa
I’m not half the monster you are, but you’ve really pushed my buttons
So unlike Sayori, keep them shut and just stick to the cuttin’!
Yuri:
(note she makes weird noises throughout this verse, breathing, moaning, sharp inhaling)
Going eye to Eye? This girl I’ll Mark-ov. I’ll show her.
Cut her? B U T  I  B A R E L Y  K O T O N O H A
...sorry, did I yell? THEN I’VE GOTTA MAKE A LOUDER SOUND
HER THIRD EYE STARES DAGGERS A S  M Y  H E A R T  P O U N D S
*stabs herself*
Kotonoha:
The dirty work was your deed; win’s like Makoto: in the bag
But you have the cutting edge..! -In being an obsessive hag
I’ve got it on tape; no self-insert penned in your vestibule
At least my School Days didn’t end before the festival.
Written by el Skepe and Legion with additional help from Zim (a bit)

Pico vs Pico - Rap Battle #3

Rap Battles: Rebooted