Rap Battles I guess

Anime RB

MOO MOO

writing

「Nightcore」→ Little Do You Know

Artwork: http://ttoba.tumblr.com/post/131145773184/good-one-papyrus-more-undertale-quickies

Because I adore Sans, it's safe to say I'll be writing remixes for quite a few songs from Undertale, if not the entire soundtrack. I took a bit more care with this song, as it's amazing and needed lots of attention to detail because it's Sans's theme. Hello there Undertale fandom, I think I'll stay a while :3

But the 42 hours invested was worth it for Sans ❤ OvO
ˢᵃᶰˢ ᵖᶫᶻ ᶰᵒᵗᶦᶜᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵉᶰᵖᵃᶦ ᴼᵛᴼ

[Undertale Remix] SharaX - Megalovania

Undertale - Megalovania (Remix)

Here's a Megalovania remix I made a while back.

Megalovania [REMIX]

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

A cover collaboration between Nate Chester, Ryan Shomo, Will Duncan, and I of AJR's "I'm Not Famous." 

"I'm Not Famous" Cover

Nightcore - Cherry Gum

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

¿desde cuando eres tu el que tiene el CONTROL AQUI? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA:)
ok no ja

(rednas)Megalo Strike Back Remix

Xyperus

Megalovania (Remix)

this time its an anime special

bearandrocky1 as Natsuki
CookieSaurus as Nico Yazawa
Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Skeep

Nico:
Nico Attacks! She’s a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She’s unbridled!
A recycled archetype’s gone viral? I won’t let your likes come and steal my title!
The feisty first-year’s frightened! She’s faceless and turning white!
Little prideful? I’ve earned the right! Let’s see if the pasty pastry chef’s got the bite! 
You can’t Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won’t let that dream come true!
Cause you’ll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo!
How can you learn to love the new boy if you can’t learn to Love Life?
The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (hahaha)

Natsuki:
Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn’t even make sense!
It’s a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents!
Now to beat this little brat’s nothing to dealing with Yuri’s crap
So forget what’s in my file! I’ll wipe your smug face off the UV map!
I’ll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me!
Can’t hear your Heart’s Melody over mine going Doki Doki!
I’m fly! Nico can try me, but that’s all she can manage
Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging!

Nico:
You’re baked! A-RISE and awake! I’ll spit cold, make Snow halate!
Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!
Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me
I’ll have won the fans’ hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii!

Natsuki:
That’s supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what’s the buzz?!
I expected a good comeback. I  w a s  w a i t i n g,  I  r e a l l y  w a s...
Let’s take your overdone trope and show how shallow we’ve become
I ’ v e  b e a t e n  t h e  s h i t  o u t  o f  y o u  a n d  I ’ m  g o i n g  t o  t e l l  e v e r y o n e

Natsuki vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle #?

The final battle of Wave 1.

VinnyO as Lelouch vi Britannia
ProjectAlpha22 as Light Yagami
ZaBanpaiaNeko as C.C.
Yobar as Ryuk
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Skeep

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ElbBSZbVrn8w3z5xHKnHg_ef11V-R2U1pxNz1RlrONM/edit?usp=sharing

Kira vs Zero - Rap Battle #6

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

The final of the Doki Doki trilogy arc of Rap Battles: Rebooted. 
Retconned most of the story points that I planned, but oh well. 
Originally slated for a Season 2 release, but might as well just upload it now, since I have no real use for delaying its release other than having a DDLC battle every single wave.

Upbeat, lively and adorable vice president of the Literature Club and childhood friend, Sayori from the visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club hangs out with her pal, Seiko Shinohara, a frisky, cheeky and lively student from the RPG Maker game, Corpse Party.
They have a playful bout with some slam poetry and nothing bad happens.
very well made game 

Avav as Seiko Shinohara
CookieSaurus as Sayori

Beat produced by FIFTY VINC
Written by Skeep with additional help from Legion and Zim 

Seiko:
I’m not waiting at the green light, this isn’t your start
Better take a seat and keep dat ass parked!
I hit hard like depression but there’s still hopes on the way!
So hold your chest up high; I’ll still grab it anyway
My raps won’t be getting dry, cuz on this track I’m buttering!
Ain’t no game’s fault when your recital’s nothing but stuttering!
It’s the school of hard knocks! Better shut the damned door!
I’ll make an ass of you! Creamed! Happy Thots all on the floor!

Sayori:
A poem never ends, but I’ll put that one on ice
Cuz despite being nice, you’ll find being Lit is my vice!
Wanna see a pervy girl bent over and kneeling?
I fail to see your love for Naomi as no hard feelings!
Facing me is suicide! Foreshadowing is Darkened!
Tell Monika I went home lyrically sick, so pardon!
Hey, I love your lyrics but I still gotta flame ya!
I’ll assist a youth in asia with her own euthanasia!

Seiko:
Ooh, you’re bitter, sweetie! Left me with a sour taste!
More jealous than Natsuki! You could at least save face!
If hell’s what you’re after, then this school is pretty well damning!
Tell ‘em Nao-! ...hey, what are you? Don’t leave me-! …*gasps* ...

Sayori:
What’s the point of rapping? It doesn’t make you happy...
Your words choked... couldn’t make it or your neck snappy…
Ah, *chokes*. I should’ve wrapped my head around what I’ve said
I think… it’s for the best… that… you… g e t  o u t  o f  m y… ...h e a d…

Sayori vs Seiko Shinohara - Rap Battle #? END.

this is a shitpost

cocokawaii as Erika Furudo in a pirate hat
Sans as himself

Erika:
My gray cells itch to get started: formalities -I’m the detective
To catch your tricks and hotdogs with chopsticks is my objective
So present your single hit point and don’t play the ignoramus
Or prepare to be mindboned by an intellectual rapist!
You must know us Humans to monsters are tenfold scarier
So I, both Witch and Witch is the key to break your magic barrier!
Should you crossbones and I’ll engrave YOUR skull on my pirate hat!
As for your “shortcuts”, I might know who easily could bridge that Gaap
Closed the lid to your closed room coffin the very moment you let up
You couldn’t cut the mustard and now you’re coughing up ketchup!
With a single slice, like cheese! For this Reaper reaps the dead twice!
Blow apart your canon with cannons or one swipe of my scythe!

sans:
nice hat; pirate detective -odd career path to extrapolate
just do us all a favor and seal your own mouth with packing tape
id rather call my bro to humer-us in solving puzzles
you solved the epitaph but you aint crosswords with junior jumble
dont have to move through your blue truth, we playin’ by my mechanics
sorry bud but that verse violates knox’s seventh commandment
the detective can’t commit the crime; sayin’ your verse was awful
i aint much of a mystery nut, more into sci-fi novels
i applaud your lack of LOVE, but to chain your man ain’t so wifely
“dirty brother killer” really applies to you nicely
y’know what, i’ll give you a chance to prove yourself, “witch of truth”
here, say it in red: “sans is ness”

Erika:
I-I refuse!
Your dodging skills are par on Battler’s with questions when defending
My master guarantees: this Undertale won’t have a happy ending!
SPARE you? I’d sooner wed Battler for real if I must!
Monster, let bybones be bybones and turn dust to dust!

Sans:
for being the detective, you really cant take a hint
big whoop, you can format text, speak words in red print
truth is, you got hosed down, nerd. nice day for a typhoon
if you’re bern’s vessel, the eternal maid’s falling off her game ii

Sans from Undertale vs Erika Furudo in a pirate hat - Rap Battle Side B

its a morioh christmas, charlie brown.

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by R the Writer and SkeepTieel

SkeepTieel as Charlie Brown
Titanium as Jotaro Kujo

Charlie Brown:
Good grief, I've been through worse, but this fight just isn't fair
A delinquent as distinguished as his hat is from his hair
This monotone prick’s hopped on Clint Eastwood’s shticks
Belonging to a home that Crazy Diamond couldn't fix
So try your best to spit, you can't win this fight with violence
When Kujo’s up against Brown, that's another dog silenced 
Keep your cap low; to me, you’re one more adult with no face
Even Snoopy outmatches your gramps as a War Flying Ace
I’d say I’m more a curveball than D’Arby when I’m up to bat 
But how am I s’posed to crush this fellow into jello? Augh, rats!
Ora ora at me, I’ll spell your defeat out how it’s written!
So learn this pose; I call it the loser’s walk, Like An Egyptian

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare. ‘gainst me, prepare to be greatly grieving
This star’s platinum bars hit harder than the rocks you're receiving 
I won't need to lift a finger, like your dog, your lines are slack
and the toughest stands you've seen are lemonade and quacks
Been through a coma before, yet your strips are even worse
Running gags as recycled as the lines in your verse
So “shut up and leave me alone”, now that you've evoked my wrath
Or fall flat on your face again, since you're being played for laughs
Your pessimistic disposition, I don’t want to hear it
Couldn’t figure out Christmas, but stands before my evil spirit?
Not funny, or pretty to look at -Boingo’s comic’s more amusing
And if you were even a user, your Stand power would be losing.

Charlie Brown:
Expected you to sit and do nothing, completely disregard yo
I just thought the trumpet noises sounded like Jotaro
When our Noisy Bizarre Towns collide, Charlie Brown’s going through hell
Why can’t I have a normal rap battle like everyone else?
It’s not like your words hurt -not in physique but I’ve toughened 
Think I’ll just stand here and take it; you’ve got another thing coming
Stand name:「The Coasters」; turn it out now, Charlie Brown! I’m not bluffing!
…good grief. It does nothing.

Jotaro Kujo:
As expected; this depressing kid’s got weak mental energy
No wonder his so-called stand was as effective as his therapy
I’m not pulling any punches, though you can’t even land one wee kick
Write ‘bout this loss to your pen-pal. Send you a postcard from Egypt
You’re a coward. I’ve been more impressed by Polnareff, so step up
Tell me, is that your hair or one of Dio’s flesh buds?
Star Platinum: The World! Stay in the past, this kid seems lost
You wouldn’t have won this anyway, even if you hadn’t pissed me off.