In the year of our holy lord 2023, the god Jim Pee descended upon the populace. And His Word became GOSPEL to the folk. Many were there to see His Actions, and now the scum of John Pork- 

In reality of the year of our holy lord 2023, 3 men in particular, were selected to transcribe the information thus spoken by His Porky Self. In His Honor, they were renamed to the following: General Admiral Sergeant Porkinson Esq. IV, Doctor Sir Professor Pork PHD., and Uncle Pork. They were lying on a bench one notable day, with a cat named Bitty. Such inspirations were key in the mind of the General Admiral, who then transposed wonders unforeseen to the common folk - the initial Gospel's composition  would remain to the wayside as other Gospels were finished in the meantime. A brilliant mind by the name of Sir Pork A Lot snuck their way into the Awesomesauce HQ, as he wished to be inspired once more. When listening to the track, the Sir Pork A Lot had new ideas, and thus, adds their own share of lyrical genius onto the track. The Doctor and the Uncle also appear after their trip to the Oyster Bar - winners only. 

"The best shit since sliced bananas." - Sir Pork A Lot

"I ate a man alive tonight; February 17th, 2024 seems to be a reasonably good time to reveal this." - Uncle Pork

"im sittin on my roach" ~ Doctor Sir Professor Pork PhD

"the cat will be on the couch soon, i eat my yogurt with a fork." - the pork with fork (General Admiral Sergeant Pork Esq. IV) 

"i will bitty beam that" - bitty

Jams And Grapes (Bittyfix)

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