It's like a straight-up satire of a right-wing column! You sure someone's not ghost-writing this while stealthily taking the Mickey out of Jerry?

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London wasn't always the nature reserve for bunny rabbits that you see today - it was actually pretty scary in Victorian times. Not least because there was a demon on the loose, attacking anyone and everyone with it's wolverine-like claws and Michael Jordan-esque jumping abilities.

And this demon's children might be alive today...

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#024 The High-Jumping Razor Blade Demon - Spring Heeled Jack

When European settlers first came to North America, they expected hardship from man and nature. They didn't expect the paranormal hell that awaited them. Lurking in the woods, lived an unspeakable horror. Not only could it mutilate and kill men, but psychologically manipulate them too. The native peoples were all too familiar, but the settlers had to learn the hard way.

#069 Wendigo: The Cannibal Beast Of Ancient America

We look back at the 1500s as a dark and superstitious time where witch trials spread like wildfire across Europe. But what if, hidden in the historical record, is real evidence of a werewolf that terrorised a small town in Germany? This week, Kit and Rory investigate the Werewolf of Bedburg.

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#149 The Cannibal Werewolf of Bedburg Germany

Quarantine

28 I've Had It

[apologies for one CRACKLY mic, your headphones are FINE]

Hey, it's another piping hot rod of Regular Features. You could set your watch to these recent few episodes, but it would be a very bad watch and you'd frequently show up to appointments days late, banging on the windows and demanding to be allowed inside for your mani-pedi or whatever it is that readers do these days. 

In this one: Log gingerly fingers his way through his drafts folder. Steve fingerly gingers his way through Rishi Sunak's new budget. And Joe smingerly dingers his twinger until it makes a real mess all over Jeremy Clarkson... in a Werner Herzog voice!

Love ya x

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403: Werner Herzog's Coin Drafts

Hope you're hungry, because we've cooked up a three course feature meal just for you. For your starter, Joe is not best pleased with the new voice of Kermit the Frog. For your side salad, Steve's been tucking into a government-funded Wagamama. And for your main? Oh no, Gav tripped and dropped his big pot of soup down an open drain, and now all mice and rats are drinking it. Whoops.

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406: Eating Out Kermit

Grab the heaviest spoon in the kitchen and tuck into this week's big bowlful of ice cold Regular Features, fortified with so much vitamin BEE it will make your freakin' head spin off into a bin and the bin man come and he take it away. Wow!

In this episode, Gav challenges you to name the cereal in his mouth, Steve has been forging documents, and a-Log-forever-on-the-backfoot scrambles to implement yet more last-minute government-mandated pandemic accommodations to his confused pub.

PODCAST NOTES: The following illegal Nottingham pubs are not adhering to Public Health England's COVID-19 social distancing measures and should be reported to the police:

The Crown and Two More Crowns — 35 Marrow Lane
Juicy Susan's Inoteca — Unit H, Sneinton Business Park 
Crazy Brian's Electric Pub — 9b Forthwith Ave
The King Walliams — Corner of 55th and Madison
Brewdog Nottingham — 20-22 Broad St

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413: Honey I Nut The Cheerios

Hey, it's me, the Regular Features Podcast. Let me open up way wide for you. Excuse me. Wow, what have we got here?! Gav has rented a Morgan Freeman voice. Joe has got the Alienest alien show of London. And Steve refuses to put his clock back, like a real time criminal. Hope you like our voices because that's all this is, baby.

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418: The Alienest Fiverr Timezone

Joe screams and howls until flying kicks are reinstated in society. Steve brings you a hands-on preview of the new PlayStation. And Log embarks on an journey right up Joe's, well, umm, how else can we put this, penois. 

Well, let's not waste any more time. The quicker we start the quicker we're done and we can all get back into bed.

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421: Urethra With Us Or Against Us

Monthly highlights from RED Hits. Have a listen to what we’ve been up to…

RED Hits Highlights - December 2020

the conclusion of our conversation with special guests Aarjan (@aarjanistan) and Nikita (@jeremywhorebyn) of @leftoverpod about Keith Rodney Starmer and his historically poor leadership of the criminal organisation masquerading as "the Labour Party". sidetracks on all the legends of popular music; Oasis, Neil Young and Freddie Gibbs. once again produced by @hikikonormie

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Episode 191 - Rodney the Sad Donkey (Part 2 ft. @aarjanistan & jeremywhorebyn)

Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week

403: Werner Herzog's Coin Drafts

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