Hello, it's me, the podcast, with another episode of myself. In this one, Steve gets rich off of blockchain dunks. Joe embarks on a lucrative Tik Tok career. And Log eats so many oak-temperature conkers that he gets a thank you letter from the Queen.

caw caw caw caw

438: Basketball Tik Tok Conkers

As professional paranormal investigators, Rory and Kit will never shy away from difficult questions. Are the legendary Christmas goblins real? Is Santa himself a goblin? Find out all the answers in todays podcast!

#015 Is Santa Claus a Goblin?

There is a legend in Portland, Oregon of an arcade machine that caused seizures, insomnia, disappearances and even suicide. A legend of government cover-ups, mind control experiments, and internet history wiped clean. Did the game even exist? Kit and Rory get to the bottom of it, on this episode of This Paranormal Life!

#045 Polybius - A Mysterious Government Arcade Machine Game

When European settlers first came to North America, they expected hardship from man and nature. They didn't expect the paranormal hell that awaited them. Lurking in the woods, lived an unspeakable horror. Not only could it mutilate and kill men, but psychologically manipulate them too. The native peoples were all too familiar, but the settlers had to learn the hard way.

#069 Wendigo: The Cannibal Beast Of Ancient America

Disquiet Junto Project 0469: [Missing in Caption]. The Assignment: Make music that pushes the constraints of descriptive television captions.

In one scene of this old war movie, the man is saying goodbye to go to another well-founded, short and successful war, and his wife is deeply worried.

The bells call to battle, the wife struggles to find parting words, and even the worn-out VHS tape is deeply moved.

Whispering provided by these two CC0 samples:
https://freesound.org/people/geoneo0/sounds/193818/
https://freesound.org/people/LadyImperatrix/sounds/503270/ <- the heartbreaking words!

Image based on David Monies: The Farewell
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Monies-Farewell.jpg

More on this 469th weekly Disquiet Junto project:
https://disquiet.com/0469/
Project discussion:
https://llllllll.co/t/disquiet-junto-project-0469-missing-in-caption/

CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/

[overly heartbreaking farewell music] ____ [disquiet0469]

International mega-psychic and telepathic thorn in Nintendo's side, Uri Geller's back, and this time he's got an entire museum of curios for you to explore. Steve's also got something about frozen food, after he saw a bag of omelette in Iceland. Gav got bumped, HARD.

See you next year, baby!

bend our wallets

427: Geller's Frozen Omelette

Hey now, what's that sound, everybody look, it's a new episode of the podcast. What happens in this one? I'm so glad you asked. Steve composes his very own Cyberpunk 2077 mission. Joe escapes into the fantastic world of the Lemon Pibwobs. And Log hires a mediator to address recent bullying concerns on the podcast.

Now if you don't mind. I've got to go stand over there.

"Shiny Tech II" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

hack into our pockets

429: Lemon Cyberpunch

Made for Naviar's 370th Haiku Challenge, details and other inspirations at https://www.naviarrecords.com/2021/02/03/naviarhaiku370-since-my-house-burned-down/

Rising moon [naviarhaiku370]

Tuck in your elbows, lock eyes with the person you love the most, and then hurl yourself out of the nearest window, because it's time for another episode of the Regular Features podcast. 

In this one. Log gets a visit from his good friend Eartha Kitt. Steve takes you on a saucy Loyd Grossman adventure. Joe shares an old family recipe. And Gav emits an inaudible hum that will cook your unsuspecting sinuses in ten minutes FLAT.

cha cha heel me

432: Kitt and Kaboodle

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but you know what it does gather? A lot of freaking attention that's what. And the last thing we want is the police snooping around here.

In this episode, Log focuses his powerful forgiveness beams onto the back of your hand until you yelp in pain. Steve uncovers the oddly dimensioned zombies Capcom refuses to include in the new Resident Evil. And Gav discovers what exactly a cladding is and what it could possibly have to do with his unattended balcony barbecue meats.

Seatbelts off, foot down. Let's go.

there's a good clad

433: Forgive My Zombie Cladding

What is the Gorbo Vibe? If you have to ask, it's not for you. And if you don't have to ask, well you come across as aloof and so it's also not for you, sorry. I don't make the rules.

In this ep (short for episode), Gavin starts running but runs straight into a problem with smartwatches. And Steve unlocks the power of Gorbo Powder using a big key he discovered behind his washing machine. Joe is here too, making sure nothing rude happens.

run so far away

435: The Gorbo Vibe

Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week