Please, for god's sake, put down the weapon... and pick up a BIG SMILE because it is time for Regular Features actually. 

This week, Joe takes policing into his own hands, and Steve talks about a creature that doesn't even HAVE hands (but it does have a gun). Log turns up, but then leaves because a member of the glitterati had twizzled in to give us the inside scoop on Hollywood's biggest ever problem: James Corden.

MUMMY GIMME

507: Corden's Crime Crabs

Lo-Fi Chill

underwater

Rambunctious

what was it again

Never Been Good

james told on us

Hey, you know how a demure Helen O'Connell asks Dean Martin how he likes his eggs in the morning (in the hit song "How D'ya Like Your Eggs In The Morning"), and how it should be pretty obvious to everybody that she's coyly inviting him to stay the night?

But then a horny and oblivious Dean Martin keeps replying with "I LIKE MINE WITH A KISS" and "REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT EGGS, JUST GOTTA GET MY FREAKIN KISSES" and later, "I WILL TRANSFORM INTO AN ANGRY MONSTER IF IT'S JUST EGGS AND WE DON'T ACTUALLY SHAG BTW".

And then people in the 1950s were like, damn that guy's cool. Let's nickname him "The King of Cool" for that. Let's put him in a Rat Pack for that. It's just something to think about!

In this episode, Steve shares his favourite scene from hot kitchen drama The Bear, Joe remasters a beloved racket-and-ball sports series, and Log attempts to get his texts read out on 6 Music. Gav is there, making sure we all behave.

Thanks!

behind!

536: Squash My 6 Music Bear

בלי חשבון עם אלי ציפורי - 08-09-23 - שעה ראשונה

If you have the hiccups, here is a tried and tested method for ridding yourself of the condition, cited by over one hundred old wives.

1. Stand on a railway arch
2. Listen to episode 548 of Regular Features
3. Marvel at Joe's loving obliteration of The Americans
4. Quickly write down the URL of Steve's new favourite charity
5. Stifle a gasp at Log's many confessions
6. Put on your squirrel suit and jump

Your hiccups will be gone because you didn't practice squirrel suiting and are at LEAST maimed.

Give us massive cheque

548: The Wretched Tale of the Cuckoo Bee

We can't keep meeting like this.

In this episode, Joe finally brings Great British advertising to the hallowed American Superbowl. Log slips into a Helen-inspired reverie. Steve reads an excerpt from Bradley Wigginseses autobiography.

click 4 helen

557: Helen Degenerates

תשע אפס אפס עם שי גולדשטיין וארז תדמור - 24-03-24

Well, I ate the whole thing. Shrug emoji!

In this episode, Joe brings us to the aid of an ailin' 'n' flailin' maestra flautist, Gav discovers a hidden side effect of jelly boy bonification, and Steve delves deep into the Regular Features agony auntsack.

flaut fund

561: Vegetariana Lasagne

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548: The Wretched Tale of the Cuckoo Bee

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