Piss Play/ Golden shower, second-hand beer, watersports - there are many names for sex practices with urine.

Inspired by South Park’s Cartman character who scolds his pet kitty for posting memes on the internet. There’s lots of Bad Kitties out there...

Bad Kitty

broken glass - Instrumental

Original : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN6123jy7Wc

Ｃｏｓｍｉｃ  Ｅｔｅｒｎｉｔｙ (ＳＴＨ  Ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ)

You can keep your Emily Maitlises and your Frost/Nixons, because Regular Features is finally pivoting to hot hot politics. In fact, we are the only politics podcast that doesn't have a Krishnan Guru-Murthy constantly riding around on an electric scooter in the background, and that's a Regular Features promise.

In this episode, Log introduces us to the Republican Party presidential candidate nominees, thanks to a couple of hypnotic lanyards he found under his pillow one morning. Steve tries to help out his old friend Roger Helmer MEP with a professional calf massage. Remember to vote or something.

impeach our pockets

538: The Republican Primaries

I'm hungry so this will be a short description. 

In this one, Joe fixes some (very) badly behaving dogs. Steve invite us for a sleepover with "the king of cool" Mister Dean Martin. Log observes us from afar using a telescope.

I'm hungry I'm hungry I'm hungry help

give us kisses

539: Dogs Kissing (Very) Badly

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Produced & Mixed by Danny Playamaqui 

Artwork by Wou-Wou & The Wormling
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479: 🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳

Eusebio: Percussion 🐙
Rogelia: BrokenBeats and sab•o•tages 👩🏻‍🦰 
Valentino Arco: Synths 🦊
Matilda: Keys 👩🏻‍🦱
Hall: Noise and Sweets ⛑   
Potoo: Basses 🦉 

"watch out for your ears" they say 🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳 

Thanks to you! Much love! 💖💖💖💖
ok done 
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Dancing Foxes

I'm back! I've been working on this album for a while, was very excited to release it! This album is a combination of drum/drill n bass and ambient. I really enjoyed making this! Thanks for all the support that fueled me to create this, I hope you guys enjoy it and I'm really happy to be back! 
I made all the drums here with drum machine emulations, and added lots of flanger and phaser to create an eerie feeling.
E8

Creosote

Gather round, gather round. No stop, that's too much gathering. Disperse... A little more... A little more. Well now you're far too dispersed, aren't you? You're gonna wanna give me just a hint more gathering. Woah woah woah, now you're even more gathered than the first time. So much for the wisdom of crowds, ya tightly packed throng o' boneheads.

In this very chatty episode of Regular Features, Gav recounts the tale of our annual trip to the most happening Halloween party this side of Godalming. Steve hosts a "guess the TV theme tune" quiz in lieu of actually doing a feature. And Joe turns informant for anyone who'll listen.

"Onion Capers" and "Newer Wave" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

here is johnny!

546: Snitches Get Witches

If you have the hiccups, here is a tried and tested method for ridding yourself of the condition, cited by over one hundred old wives.

1. Stand on a railway arch
2. Listen to episode 548 of Regular Features
3. Marvel at Joe's loving obliteration of The Americans
4. Quickly write down the URL of Steve's new favourite charity
5. Stifle a gasp at Log's many confessions
6. Put on your squirrel suit and jump

Your hiccups will be gone because you didn't practice squirrel suiting and are at LEAST maimed.

Give us massive cheque

548: The Wretched Tale of the Cuckoo Bee

Oh, don't go into that cupboard. Don't you dare open *that* cupboard. You won't like what we keep in *that* one. Oh no, no, no. That's where we keep the features. You oughtn't spill any of those. What if you got Joe's impression of Ronnie O'Sullivan all down the lino? What if you drank a bit of Gav's journeys with a confusing taxi driver? And what if Log got out? He might tell you about a horrible time in a gym!

Oh goodness no, close that cupboard now and don't think about it for a second longer. Have a plum. That'll calm you down.

Locker image: “open 19”, by Rupert Ganzer, licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 DEED

coin for locker?

549: Ronnie's Floridian Locker Disaster

Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week