There is a legend in Portland, Oregon of an arcade machine that caused seizures, insomnia, disappearances and even suicide. A legend of government cover-ups, mind control experiments, and internet history wiped clean. Did the game even exist? Kit and Rory get to the bottom of it, on this episode of This Paranormal Life!

#045 Polybius - A Mysterious Government Arcade Machine Game

It's finally time to go back to the very beginning, back to the most famous UFO investigation of all time. It's time to #INVESTIGATE Roswell

#061 The Roswell UFO Incident - Part 1

What if we told you the Queen of England once saw her own Doppelgänger right before she died? And what if this wasn’t a once off? It also happened to a Russian Empress, and a US President? Today we discuss the paranormal harbingers of doom: the Doppelgänger.

#065 Did a Doppelgänger Kill The Queen Of England?

So I guess we're doing another hundred of these things? Alright then. Easy. Doesn't even bother us. Gav digs up feature dregs from the bottom of the ideas barrel and dusts them off, good as new. Steve is being haunted by a horrible adult baby who lives under the sink. And Log prepares his pub for a socially distanced reopening.

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401: The Bad Fairy Liquid Baby Is Teleporting the Grease into my Stomach

Welcome back to the Regular Features lab where we build clones of the boys for each consecutive week of podcasting. Please WATCH YOUR STEP we spilled some of the juice that makes Log and it will try and slide up your trousers. Anyway, this week our latest batch of semi-conscious homunculi farted out some podcast or other. The Joe one talked about sucking on a PlayStation controller, the Steve thing wrote some popular new fiction about wangs, and the mess we call Gav says a dead man did some singing and then proved it. We've since incinerated them all.

THANKS KEVIN MACLEOD:

Night In Venice by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5763-night-in-venice
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3906-in-your-arms
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sidewalk Shade by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4354-sidewalk-shade
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Friday Morning by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3778-friday-morning
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sancho Panza gets a Latte by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4317-sancho-panza-gets-a-latte
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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404: Morricone's Boner Music

Look what the cat just dragged in: another episode of the Regular Features podcast. As if butter wouldn't melt. As if the cat that drags us around wouldn't use its hot cat breath to melt butter, given half the chance. Get a grip. Who do we think we are?

Well we're Steve, Log and Joe, amd we've come back with features about beefeaters, CAMRA awards and an angry man from corporate who didn't sign off on anyone's teeth. Least of all yours.

gib me de freakin beef

405: The Beefeater Teeth Awards

Every time I upload these episodes it asks me to select a genre, and so I scroll down to the "comedy" tag and select it with all the unearned confidence of a Jimmy Carr type person, boldly declaring that what we do is so categorically hilarious that an entire Amazon Web Services database needs to know about it. I am disgusting. Hello.

In this episode, Gav is haunted by real sausages, real mash. Steve encounters a weirdo tutorial in Microsoft Flight Simulator. And Log is here too, an undercurrent of delight in a riptide of shite.

you a purse burster?

408: Mac DeMarcosoft Flight Simulator

Grab the heaviest spoon in the kitchen and tuck into this week's big bowlful of ice cold Regular Features, fortified with so much vitamin BEE it will make your freakin' head spin off into a bin and the bin man come and he take it away. Wow!

In this episode, Gav challenges you to name the cereal in his mouth, Steve has been forging documents, and a-Log-forever-on-the-backfoot scrambles to implement yet more last-minute government-mandated pandemic accommodations to his confused pub.

PODCAST NOTES: The following illegal Nottingham pubs are not adhering to Public Health England's COVID-19 social distancing measures and should be reported to the police:

The Crown and Two More Crowns — 35 Marrow Lane
Juicy Susan's Inoteca — Unit H, Sneinton Business Park 
Crazy Brian's Electric Pub — 9b Forthwith Ave
The King Walliams — Corner of 55th and Madison
Brewdog Nottingham — 20-22 Broad St

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413: Honey I Nut The Cheerios

The Double Toasted podcast review a new movie today called Let Him Go.

LET HIM GO - Double Toasted Audio Review

Perhaps the most important evil car horror film you’ll ever see, John Carpenter directs the 1983 adaptation of King’s Christine. Michael and Abe talk about how they accomplished the car regeneration sequence and wax poetic about the simplicity of the story, albeit absolutely insane and dumb. Get up in this grill, ya shitters!

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Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty

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344. Kings of King: Christine

" Weakness Was My Strength "

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