My sister is 8 years older than me and still hasn't grown a penis yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😂😂!!! I saw her changing clothes and her penis still hasn't grown yet, what a loser! I grew a penis faster than her 🤯 ! I think she's jealous that I grew it faster because she keeps trying to steal it by pulling it, putting her mouth on it, and even putting it in the hole where her penis is supposed to grow from 😫 . I don't want my penis to get stolen, but it feels funny when she tries to take it 😮😍. Should I let her keep doing it, or should I keep my penis safe from her and make her stop by telling mom?

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My Sister Still Doesn't Have One

A science experiment goes horribly right.

This is an audio reading of the book "Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt" by Chuck Tingle.

Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt

I can't help the fact I have a giant penis, please stop.

Stop Making Fun Of Me

Your humor does not match any referenced humor in the entirety of existence.

You Think You're So Quirky, Huh?

:rotating_light::rotating_light::rotating_light:HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY to all my freedom:statue_of_liberty:loving hoes:sweat_drops::tongue::tongue::tongue:who put the :peach: in IM:peach:MENT:stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:looks like donald:moneybag::face_vomiting:finally got caught:woman_pilot::man_pilot:trying to call daddy ukraine:flag_ua::flag_ua: to take out hoe biden:older_adult_tone1::fire: but now we need to RIDE:horse_racing:CUMgress :classical_building:raw:weary::weary::tongue::tongue: so they can’t back down️, send this to:keycap_ten:of your:dancer_tone1:wokest:pencil:hoes:fire::banana:or say :wave:BYE to ur independence:pray::weary:eating that IMPEACHMENT:flag_us:DAY:flag_us:ASS :peach:is the only️ ethical:ok_hand:form of consumption:yum::yum::yum:under late capitalism:money_with_wings::dollar::yen::euro:so WE’RE ALL EATING TODAY☭☭☭️:eggplant::fire::sweat_drops::tongue:

Impeachment Special

Taken from https://twitter.com/IJNKuro/status/1208508060110671877

Rin Is The Wave

@everyone
MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁FAGGOT🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦

SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

Merry Christmas

Now that I think about it I really wanna fuck a Vaporeon

Vaporeon

What do you mean I can't impregnate her? I'm gonna do it. Wait why does she have a penis?

I Love a Cartoon Character

Nothing makes me blow my load faster than the mere glimpse of a girl that was drawn in the two dimensional medium.

Anime Girls

UwU Pass

Cute girl who does cringe narrations and is looking to voice act. Hit me up if you want some of that. I delete tracks from time to time. Soundcloud Premium is expensive.

Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt

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