Everything is a Lot (Remastered)

6up 5oh Copout (Pro/Con) (Remastered)

Will Wood- Memento Mori  The Most Important Thing In The World

Suburbia Overture Greetings / from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally

2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun goodbye) will wood

I’m that first-person they talk about in all the books
I’m that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
Control the narrative reliably, baby it’s all about me
And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who
Don’t do it by it
So now I’m holding myself hostage, Stockholm lust just looks like justice
And enough lefts don’t make the right but two wrongs do
Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this.
Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground cause
If you shake your fist at snakes in grass it looks like punching down.

So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me

I loot plot-armor from NPC’s, well they are to me
Trite tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats. It’s all XP. Look in the
Sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s super-ego! The underdog you cheer for
Villains are everywhere, that’s how I know I’m the hero
So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache, Snidely Whiplash
Boris Badinov, ignorin’ me’s bad enough, where do you get off?
Da, das vadanya darling, Daleks in high collars monologue 
And I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet

So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me

Judge me by what my cover shows, author becomes beyond reproach
You don’t know the prose, or if the spine is still intact.
Oh, like Alice fell to wonderland, come astroturf my Overton
Embolden my demand to live by alternative facts.

Her majesty says "the royal we demand a standard loyalty” 
An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor’s new boots.
The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the dopamine 
And Siemens made the Zyklon B, but we all still get the flu. (It’s nothing new)
We all do what we need to to get through.
But I ain’t done a fucking thing to you.

So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being, I mean
Imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character and you have to like me.

The Main Character

Music by Will Wood/WWaTT
Will be deleted at owner request.

Will Wood - Black Box Warrior - O.K.U.L.T.R.A.

Will Wood - Outliars and Hyppocrates (fun fact about apples)

[Intro, Spoken Word]
Mamă să-mi moară mie doi vecini dă vă mint
Înebunesc bă mânca-v-aș pula voastră, fii atent aici
Cică o piesă cu dedicație specială mă din partea la băieții din club horizon târgu jiu, Radu, Bogdan, Măcă și Diablo pentru cea mai mare zdreanță penală a orașului, Adița, Adriana, pula mea... auzi fă fi-ți-ar pizda de râs că mor, înebunesc, haha ha 

[Verse 1]
În oraș mi se spune Adița
Când sug pula țin la gât bărbița
Dar îmi place, n-am ce face
Când n-am pulă stau ca și pe ace

[Bridge]
La Enel când mai purtam renume
Sus pe stâlp de-naltă tensiune
cu vibrații, prin rotații
m-au futut vere, toți angajații

da cu vibrații, prin rotații
m-au spart în pizdă toți angajații

[Chorus]
Marș la căcat că ești curvă d-a muistă
Te-a futut tot orașul, ți-a băgat sticle în pizdă
Marș la căcat că ești curvă d-a muistă
Făi sângerito!

Marș la căcat că ești curvă d-a muistă
Te-a futut tot orașul, ți-a băgat sticle în pizdă
Marș la căcat că ești curvă d-a muistă
Făi sângerito!

Ai hă hă hă
Ai ha ha ha haha

Will Wood- Memento Mori The Most Important Thing In The World

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