[Verse 1]  
Your PR is a crime against code  
Thirty files changed for one button mode  
No tests, no docs, just YOLO pain  
I saw it live — my soul’s not the same  

[Chorus – Chant Style]  
*Your PR — it made me cry!*  
*Your PR — it broke CI!*  
*Your PR — should be a sin!*  
*Reject it now, don't merge it in!*  

[Verse 2]  
Tabs and spaces in a holy war  
Linting died on line 94  
You said “quick fix,” but this was deep  
Your diff just made the backend weep  

Your PR Is a Crime

[Verse 1]  
You promised slides, I got a vibe  
You said ‘by Friday,’ now I’m alive  
In a Google Doc from 2020  
With bullet points and lies a-plenty  

[Chorus]  
Deliverables and other lies  
Smiled through teeth, dead behind eyes  
Milestones vanish like a dream  
But don’t you dare mess up the theme  

[Verse 2]  
Deadline’s “flexible,” budget’s “tight”  
We pivot left, then dodge right  
Every project, same routine  
Gaslit by a Gantt chart queen

Deliverables & Other Lies

Micromanage me, baby! Uh!  
Middle lane, middle name, middle shame — let's go!

[Verse 1]  
He’s got a title, but no domain  
Adds four slides, then exits the frame  
He schedules meetings just to exist  
And brings no value, just a checklist  

[Chorus]  
Middle management funk — no goals, just vibes  
Takes your credit, dodges dives  
Wears a lanyard like it’s law  
Can’t code, can’t lead — just blah blah blah  

[Verse 2]  
“Let’s take this offline” — he says with pride  
While real work’s done by those who tried  
He talks in pings, he breathes in decks  
A PowerPoint king with no respect  

Middle Management Funk

[Verse 1]  
We value our clients — hallelujah, amen  
Till their scope creeps in again  
We love their feedback, we love their call  
But could they please stop asking for it all?  

[Chorus – Backing choir style]  
We value our clients™  
But we ghost ‘em in July  
Their name's in the slide  
But not in the sky  
Oh Lord, we value them so...  
On paper, not in dev flow  

[Verse 2]  
We prayed for patience, they sent revisions  
Our budget's dead, but we made decisions  
Blessed be the scope we can’t control  
And all the unpaid change requests they stole 

We Value Our Clients™

[Verse 1]  
I sit in Wiesbaden, deadlines tight  
But my Wi-Fi dies each damn night  
Google Meet echoes in despair  
My hotspot’s screaming from the cold air  

[Chorus – full strings behind]  
Wiesbaden Wi-Fi woes!  
I scream while the ticket grows  
Jenkins failed, the VPN broke  
Now I’m explaining Git with smoke  

[Verse 2]  
My Zoom froze on a grimace smile  
Stakeholders wait, I stall with style  
The router blinks like Morse code pain  
I reboot life — again, again 

Wiesbaden Wi-Fi Woes

You said “Tuesday,”  
I saw “Thursday.”  
You meant Q2.  
I heard “never.”  

[Glitch breakdown chorus]  
We were on different calendars  
In different timezones  
On different platforms  
In different lives  

[Verse 2 – spoken]  
Your invite got buried  
My reply bounced  
Your project slipped  
And I slipped with it

We Were on Different Calendars

[Verse 1 – operatic, dreamy]  
Hello from the sandbox, where logic is free  
Where nothing persists, and no one can see  
I live in stubs, in mock-API grace  
A fleeting test case, in synthetic space  

[Chorus – soaring vocals]  
Hello from the sandbox, a digital ghost  
I’m not prod, but I’m trying the most  
You deployed dreams I’ll never feel  
Just echo responses — none of it real  

[Verse 2]  
I saw real users once pass by  
But I exist just to comply  
A test suite queen in forgotten land  
No cache, no future — just grains of sand 

Hello from the Sandbox

[Verse 1 – whispered]  
Hush now, don’t refactor  
That’s how it breaks  
This code was written  
In the dark… it wakes  

[Chorus – ghostly harmony]  
Legacy code, rocking slow  
No one knows how deep it goes  
Touch a line, and you will see  
Stack traces whisper back at me  

[Verse 2 – spoken gently]  
No docs to guide, no tests to trust  
A schema older than rust  
I sleep with logs beneath my bed  
The debugger hums inside my head

Legacy Code Lullaby

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Drop-29

tak jak obiecałem nowy utwór nagrałem, miłego słuchania;
as I promised I recorded a new song, enjoy listening;
como prometí, grabé la nueva canción, disfruta escuchando

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