Lovely tune devoted to a girl I use to know, many moons ago.. 

Her name was Jessica. I met her at a department store while I was shopping for clothes, and she was the clerk. While she was checking me out, I struck up a conversation, joined her on her smoke break, and a few days later, we were an item. <3

Anyway, she owned a cheap Casio keyboard that she'd saved from her childhood at her apartment. One night, I asked her if I could use it to record a few new tracks, since I was growing bored with my Yamaha DJX  keyboard & needed a break from it..

So I took it home, recorded a ton of songs, and here is one of them. This was written & recorded just for Jessica, and when I played it for her, she didn't like it very much. In fact, she hated it. REALLY hated it. Our relationship quickly went downhill, and a few days later, she broke up with me (while breaking my heart in the process).. 

Let's Trip The Love Fantastic 2night

On the slow tip, a romantic trip thru lovers intwined

Buckles

Bitter tune about a selfish girl, ripping my heart out, leaving me for dead

She Took My Heart (And Ripped It All Apart)

somebody
 must 
be
 playing
 a joke
that 
one is gonna 
be choked
i tried 
to find my 
thermos in the 
drawer by my bed 
where 
it always is
but 
i didnt see
 it all
i saw was a 

toothbrush and coughdrops

Toothbrush & Coughdrops

Clumsy tune about feelings of lovelorn and lovelost

Human Heart

Written for a gal that i loved with all of hy heart and sole. she didn't seem to share the emotions that i had 4 her, so i decided to write/produce a song 4 her 2 show her just how much i loved her, and would be there whenever the hard rain came.. she took one listen, and with a blank stare, turned around, and left me all alone in the rain with a <3 full of pain....

i didn't mean to hurt you, baby.. 
but it just worked out that way.. 
come on back, babe, and let me love you 
all around the world..

i wanna put my hand in your pants, 
i wanna slip my tounge into your crest.. 
come on and show me all the things that you just never showed me before..

let me stick my pickle in your jar, baby baby 
let me stick my pickle in your jar.. 
this ain't no dill pickle, this is the shit.. 
so come on, take your pants off, 
and let me get inside of it..

pickle in your jar, baby baby.. 
pickle, baby, in your jar.. 
this ain't no dill pickle, this is the shit.. 
so take off your pants, and let me stick it in your pit..

Pickle In Your Jar

Darkwave dance tune, using clips of Bob Larson interviewing Ron Mephesto, taped in 1996, mixed in with DEMONIKADEATHDANCEMUSICK. Ron is talking about how he uses black magic to make any female have sex with him, from age 18, 14, 12.. hike!

Jailbait Satanist

Song about an annoying bitch I once dated named Blair.. she'd get on my case about EVERYTHING and i HATED HER SO MUCH i wanted to kill her. Instead I recorded this song and spared her her life, even though she ruined mine

Put Her In The Blender

One of my personal favorites, will totally be a hit when we re-record this, or if someone out there picks it up

The Love Your Heart Requires

A tale of urban life and fatherhood, written by Franco Hernandez & read by the Story Fairy

Storytime - My Father

I'm Five And I Know It (But My Dick Doesn't Show It)

Sam Shanks is a local artist/musician with a very unique style that is all his own. His music is creative, driven, thought provoking, inspiring, and reflection of the masses newfound revolt against major corporate record labels & the industry as a whole. 

Sam couldn't get signed to any major label, so he has decided to do it himself & is determined to follow his dreams & become a superstar! With a little help from some chums, Sam has recorded a wonderful collection of tracks blending many genres to create the "Sam Shanks Sound"..  Sam records most of his songs in his house on a crude 4-track recorder, with the help of his band, "The Sam Shanks Experiment," and the others in studio. 

Sam has proven to all that lack of talent and popularity mean nothing when it comes to the art of independent music. Sam has yet to find a fanbase (aside from a small cult like group that follow Sam to all of his performances) but is determined to let his music shine for all the folks in Dallas, and hopefully, spread his message of love and unity throughout the world!! 

Having just gotten out of jail 2 months ago, Sam is ready for a fresh start, and is now here on Soundcloud to spread the sound of freedom all across the land! Sam Shanks has beaten the odds, and has seen his share of trials and tribulations, heartaches and pains! 

LET'S HEAR IT FOR SAM! THE LATEST RAAAAAAGE!! HIP HIP.. HOORAY!!

For questions, comments, or booking info, please email cringevenom@gmail.com thanks!

Pickle In Your Jar

SamShanks

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