my favorite thing is making imagine dragons sound good

and merging songs from my childhood

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[MAIN] account of SwissSauce. I put all the dumb shit I didn't feel like putting on [SECOND] here

One day, you'll get to suck off a giraffe so hard its skull will cave into its neck. The colosseum will go batshit and give you a roaring ovation. Roses tossed, arms upraised, women swooning. Then you'll know what victory tastes like.

sometimes mashups and sometimes other stuff

have fun!

Just somebody that posts whatever terrible jokes come to mind. Sometimes I'll post original work, but expect mashups and memes for the most part.

I'm doing my best to limit my internet usage, so I probably won't be here too often, but I'll try to respond to any messages I get when I get around to it.

Unless stated otherwise, all thumbnails and art on my profile (excluding reposts, of course) are my own work. Ballpoint pens, pencils, Sharpie markers, a good eraser, paper, and patience are my tools, and they've served me well. (There's also a bit of digital touch-up after scanning the drawings in, but that's less interesting to talk about.)

Take care!