Seems to me boy, you are making all the rules
You wanna go out with the boys and stay out all night
You head on down to Billy's Bar, for a couple of beers on ice
tellin' the same old stories,  tellin the same old lies
You know the ones you’ve told a million times
 
Tell me  how's this gonna go ?

I’m not gonna make you stay
 but you oughta know
what goes around, comes around, 
that gate swings both ways
There never was a rope, 
tied around your wrists
You’re free to go, 
you’re free to stay
But baby let me tell you this

 
Chorus
 
What’s good for the Gander
 is Good for the Goose
Somebody’s  gonna have to choose
Baby, you don’t wanna
play this game you’re gonna lose
Cause I can play this game
much better than you
 
watch me now ....

 
 
I know those girls down at the bar,
with their tight little Tee’s and their tight little jeans,
Victoria Secret push up bras
Glossy lips cooing “hey  ya’ll “
You say it don’t mean nothin' at all
 the jury’s out on that
I’ve got a woman’s intuition, 
 baby boy, I smell a rat



[bridge]
Daddy always told me, a man votes with his feet
Where they are, is where he wants to be
Well tonight, my feet are voting too, 
I’m putting on my high heel shoes
You know the ones.
 that make me taller than you
 
I’m gonna wear that little black skirt, that silver cuff
That cute little shirt that shows just enough
Spray a little perfume on my wrists, ruby red lipstick on my lips,
a little gold chain on my hips
shake my hair down
 give it a spray and head into town now
How do you like that?

Quack!


Chorus

What’s good for the Gander is
Good for the Goose
Somebody’s  gonna have to choose
Baby, you don’t wanna play this game
You’re gonna lose
Cause I can play this game
much better than you 
watch me now
watch me now
 
 
The bar goes silent when I walk in the door
eyes on me as their jaws hit the floor 
I hear em whisper, never seen her before

I pull up to the bar
I order myself a Tequila and lime
I order a few I got nothing but time
Bartender gives his number on my cocktail napkin
I dunno baby, should I call  him?

My man looks like he wants to drop through the floor
Don’t worry Baby,  
I'm just here to even the score.

HA !

What’s good for the Gander is
Good for the Goose
Somebody’s  gonna have to choose

How's  this gonna go  boy?
How's this gonna go ?

I kinda know ...

heh....

What's Good For The Gander Is Good For The Goose

Sjonkel Rolfsen is a vinyl enthusiast and music collector from Trondheim in Norway. He has been welding records at local venues and events for two decades. Nowadays, he mostly enjoys to fiddle around with experimental and ambient in the comfort of his humble abode, but still get the odd epiphany to wonder out into the enchanting world of house and techno. When he is not fumbling about on the decks, he likes to travel. He tries to play with the possibility of combining electronica and leftfield soundscapes, in a mixcast friendly way, catering to your everyday soundtrack needs.

At heart, I  am an emotionally honest, lyrically driven storyteller. I  love the written word. I love wrapping music around words in a musical story that is flavored with Indie, folk, country, classic rock,  jazz, blues, ballads anthems. 

 I hope you enjoy The Stories She Tells.  ; )

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