Shock the Algorithm

An ode to the power of Romans, and Romans knew no boundaries. When they expanded their realm to the Hadrian's wall, where they met wild men, wearing longer skirts, waving longer swords, the question if they had mightier genitals could historically never been solved. Was that the boundaries for the Romans?


PROLOGUE

Come on, free men of Rome!
Don’t you want your life adventure?
Fight for freedom, fight for the free republic
Give your life some meaning and force

We will conquer the outskirts of the known world
We will civilise the most rebellious tribes
You’ll be a hero in the first row

Fight for glory, fight for the free republic
So join the legion of Rome
Get your spear
And join the legion right now


Verse 1

Join the legion get your spear
The republic to prevail
Fight for Rome and there’s no fear
Thousand soldiers shouting „hail“

Cross the Alps and go to France
Roman standart sexy flirt
Hannibal and elephants
Muscle calves and mini skirt


Prechorus 1

We are hard cause we don’t care
So don’t mess with Roman legionnaire
Flank will storm with deadly horse
You provoked so then of course


Ref 1

Everybody in a row
You’re the hero shout and fight and go
Fuck yourself and go to hell
Penis envy infidel


Verse 2

From Egypt to the Hadrian’s wall
Blonde and straight or black and curled
Barbarians, we like them all

But Rome is the center of the world
From Persia to Atlantic sea
Turtle shields tight formation
Total power domination

Pain immortal legionnaire
Warrior kilt and Claymore sword
Don’t you stare for underwear
Highland legion overlord


[Melody Excess]


Ref 2

Everybody in a row
You’re the hero, shout and fight and go
Penis short Bavarian
This is not Frank Farian

Everybody in a row (everybody in a row)
Fuck yourself and go to hell
Penis envy infidel (penis envy infidel)

You’re the hero, shout and and fight and go!

Penis Envy Infidel

Composition and Sampling collage by Synline
Photo By Bruno
This song is included in the album 'Matte Black'https://on.soundcloud.com/WEXET

Sky Fall

Sometime you just need to put songs together and let it go.

Don't You Dare To Call Me In The Morning

Dope Jam Band-TheSmokingTrout
This is my first time participating, but Smoking Trout's other songs are also great, 
so be sure to check out the album! 
Oh~~Yeah! 
Thank U 4 Listening!!!

* Uziel @user-455619833 -- Vocals, Lyrics, and Vocal Production

* TexMex Shaman @texmex-shaman -- Lead & Rhythm Guitar funkiness

* Stonerjazz @user-911083679 -- Modulated Guitar & Vocaloid melodies

* Tot - @tot-beat -- Beat & Drums

* Tea R. Sea -- Synth, Sound Effects & Production

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Catch up with the first 5 tracks of our work-in-progress concept album, Quest for the Holy Dumpling: on.soundcloud.com/FR63a

Listen to the Smoking Trout's first album, The Land of Zed (2021-2022): on.soundcloud.com/WB34q
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Lyrics:

All those normal little things... pass us by, pass ussssssss
mirage of migrant, trucks full of food tiny boutiques nose up looking down
street dancers, performers, the arts little stalls selling fruit

and the bus tumbles through

HOWEVER GUS, You remember Gus? The driver of this bus...
Regretfully informs us that our engine food is at the edge of E, and the only thing we'll be running on soon is fumes

And as we approach, We can hear
A dusty massive heart beating city industry eldritch being and foreboding
Sitting atop his sky scrapers gloating
"Hungry enough yet?" It's beastly maw cries! "It's 10 for 5 and the price only went up 6.7%
Nothing to you, you're worker bees and you can make more honey, can't you?"

While yes that's true
We are the life blood that flow through
But people like me and you
Can't afford it

Fortune cookie flavor our journey
It's the last I got
I'm looking for the old woman
The gate keeper to the other side
Where we have the wholly divide
Away from this hellish relish
And Instead:
Dumpling soup, dumpling plump, fried in foie gras butter perhaps?
Holy condiment burns through fiery on your Thai chili adjusted tongue,

BUT THAT'S JUST ME! It tastes different for everyone

"OH, I can't help it!

We are all starving, the bus is outta' gas, and spewing smoke, Gus is cussing up a storm, Roberta's lighting up her last swiff... I think Larry's getting water"
said Jimmy to Sally and Stu

All digging through our pockets to get the last crumb or two
Looking forward to what we share
But it looks like
It's not a lot

Dumpling Stew (Smoking Trout's HOLY DUMPLING #6)w/ Uziel, Stonerjazz, TexMex Shaman & Tea R.Sea

Sci-Fi, another of my passions
Art with Canva

COLD SPACE

Good Vibes Coming

Carlita Wants to Destroy the Moon

Carlita Wants To Destroy The Moon

Melancholic Mood
Verse 1:
Dark clouds passing by,
Grey days as time goes by.
A drop falls, a deep sigh,
In my soul, spinning high.
Chorus:
Melancholy in the rain,
Tears blending with the dew.
In this moment of silence,
I find myself right here and true.
Verse 2:
Thoughts flying far and wide,
Lost in my own world's tide.
A smile faint, yet heavy as lead,
In this rain, so cold it's spread.
Chorus:
Melancholy in the rain,
Tears blending with the dew.
In this moment of silence,
I find myself right here and true.
Bridge:
The wind tells tales,
Of times gone by,
The melody of life,
We can't always guide.
Verse 3:
Yet, at the core, a spark of light,
A glimmer of hope in the night.
Melancholy breaks its might,
And a new day comes to light.
Chorus:
Melancholy in the rain,
Tears blending with the dew.
In this moment of silence,
I find myself right here and true.
Outro:
The clouds move away,
Making room for new rays.
Melancholy in the rain,
A moment, a silent ballet.

Melancholic Mood

Nat King Cole's version - All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth punk rock cover.

"All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" is a novelty Christmas song written in 1944 by Donald Yetter Gardner (1913-2004) while teaching music at public schools in Smithtown, New York. 

The song was originally recorded by Spike Jones & His City Slickers on December 6, 1947, with lead vocal by George Rock. That version reached the top of the pop charts in 1948, and again in 1949. The song has also been recorded by numerous other singers and performers, including Ray Stevens, George Strait, Danny Kaye with The Andrews Sisters, The Platters, Dread Zeppelin, The Kelly Family,  Nat King Cole (reportedly Gardner's favorite version), The Chipmunks, the Hampton String Quartet, The Three Stooges, and Count von Count of Sesame Street.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year my friends!!!

Youtube link: https://youtu.be/kdKyiJvK41g

#youtube link: https://youtu.be/kdKyiJvK41g?si=rIT0jvoakbkdplPi

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (punk rock cover)

Here it is! A highlight reel of Eclectic Collective's greatest moments in the year 2023. This medley includes short interviews with group members, interspersed with their music. Special thanks to Jeff (StonerJazz) for hosting the Q&A, and to J.J. for assembling the medley. 

The Eclectic Collective (EC) is a very loose band of musicians who collaborate over the internet and communicate via email only. I'm honoured to have worked with the EC on a few songs, and look forward to playing with them again soon! Hope you enjoy listening!

CAST OF CHARACTERS (including interview start times):
Hosted by: StonerJazz on.soundcloud.com/6qwFQ
(1:32)    J.J. Terrell - keys, synth, organ on.soundcloud.com/ivM1E
(4:30)   Entheogenic Psychonaught (Josh Clary) - bass, lap slide guitar @josh-clary-1
(7:03)    K2 and the Three - drums, percussion @k2andthe3
(9:02)    Llanpsych - guitar, effects on.soundcloud.com/xehCe
(11:06)  TexMex Shaman - guitar, effects @texmex-shaman
(18:20)  MisterMark - piano, synth strings, vocals, effects on.soundcloud.com/qMWgp

Not interviewed in this piece, but a big thank you from all of us goes to:
Artur of Surfers Like Us @user-411502040
Mysterious Decibel @themysteriousDecibel
Steve of Steve’s Planet @Steve-Vervaet
Chris Maness @user-419254289-15129531

No animals were harmed in the making of this medley. ;)

(logo design my MisterMark)

The 2023 Eclectic Collective Rockumentary

- FIGHT FOR THE THRILLS -

Also on Youtube : https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSOrOgGz_T2VWu5nwCT41URBamXo056ZB

-Verse 1-
I play the guitar
You drive your fast car
One, two, three
Lucky, cheery

Skydiving for him
Never ment as a whim
One, two, three
Deep ecstasy

-Pré.Chorus- 
	Eyes closed to the fears
	Blood, sweat and some tears
	We don't play it safe
We keep on pushing the risk
All the life is so brisk
	Eyes closed to the fears
	Blood, sweat and some tears
	With passion we live
Keep your soul alive!
Go for it and revive!

-Chorus-
We're gonna fight	
	Fight for some freedom
	Looking for the chills
	Passion, desire
	The heart on fire

We're gonna fight
	Fight for some freedom
	In search of the thrills
	We run on the divine
	Adrenalin

We're gonna fight
	Fight for some freedom
	Looking for the chills
	Passion, desire
	The heart on fire

We're gonna fight
 	Fight for some freedom
	In search of the thrills
	Under the spell
       	Of heaven and hell

-Verse 2-
Stagefright in the night
Speed driving, all right
One, two, three
Need to be free	

Kissing golden age
On the razor edge
One, two, three
Living, fizzy

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Title : Fight For The Thrills
Music & words : Manu
Vocals : Mauro Elias (freelance service)
All guitars : Manu
Bass : Manu
Virtual drums programming : Manu 
All rights reserved : ISWC T-325.169.351.9

Fight For The Thrills

Hannabel's March

Between the Sky and the Sea

Massage in Thailand

biiiit (94 bpm)

Essence

vid link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3Tw7pYMhAQ

Wonders Will Never Cease (Brian Peters)

As long as I can make amends
And turn an enemy into a friend
As long as I in love defend the peace
Wonders will never cease

As long as I can take a stand
And hold a fallen brother by the hand
As long as I can see that man increase
Wonders will never cease
-
I’m calling you
There’s a better way
I’m calling you
There’s a better way
-
As long as I can heal a wrong
Uplift the weak and purify the strong
As long as I embrace the very least
Wonders will never cease
Wonders will never cease

Wonders Will Never Cease

I was interested in music in my early youth... so I soon got my first synthesizer and set up a small home recording studio.
over the years i played keyboards in 5 bands...the direction was rock...pop...blues and soul.
in the meantime i have discovered my enthusiasm for creating my own songs.
it makes me happy when I can compose...arrange...mix...produce and create something new.
it's like a passion to experiment with different styles of music... and it gives me a lot of joy.
the only limit is your imagination...
is my motto.
and everything is possible...you just have to try.

music is pure magic...and part of the soul...
no one can escape her
let the music guide your mind...and that's the only way you'll get the freedom...you've always wanted

Heavy Punk Rock 'n' Roll band turns into Synthwave nowadays! Brand NEW album "Ultraviolet Cosmos" available NOW!
https://shockthealgorithm.bandcamp.com/album/ultraviolet-cosmos

Good Vibes Coming

𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚

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