You are a Wizard (start acting like one)

grab your staff
teleport into the Concordant Plane
find your opposition
let the battle begin
accounting for your energy
within your neon soul
metrics of adherence
to the might you stole
from the the mountain lords
at the end of the age of man

shower this existence 
with the fire of your will
suck every node dry
of every ounce of power
until you've gotten your fill

You are a wizard
start acting like one
throw your rays of snow and ice
turning the day into night
hover up in the sky
you will never have to run
when you can levitate
when you can burrow down into the Earth's substrate
...or do nothing but fly

with your magic mind
blind to all of the rest of mankind
you've got magic
teleport any direction
you always arrive where you plan
...and never with an embarrassing erection
you are a wizard 
and it is you who decides the weather
and when or when not to orgasm

you're a wizard start acting like one
and put on your pants
without a fight
...you know it is the right thing to do

you are a wizard
so start acting like one
grab your favorite wand
travel into the dream realm
and find the one you love

let the glory begin
accounting for your history
living life as such a mystery
within your ancient mage tower 
built by the last warlock 
you defeated in magical combat
at the dawn of space-time

You are a wizard my son
...and it's high time you start acting like one

you are a wizard

You are a Wizard (start acting like one)

You Are A Wizard (start acting like one)

Ignobly constructing epistemological know-how sans the fetters of parsimony.

Synthesizer Accompanied Outer Space Sauce and Hallucinogenic Enhancement

You Are A Wizard (start acting like one)

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