Name: We Didn't Start The Lotto by Roundball Rock
Duration: 4 min 28 s
Description: Roundball Rock takes you through the history of the draft lottery just like Billy Joel takes you through the history of the post-war America. And like Billy, we run out of space and cram the last 25 years into one verse. Enjoy "We Didn't Stat The Lotto"

Roundball Rock takes you through the history of the draft lottery just like Billy Joel takes you through the history of the post-war America. And like Billy, we run out of space and cram the last 25 years into one verse. Enjoy "We Didn't Stat The Lotto"

Songs In The Key Of Luka

We Didn't Start The Lotto

Thanks to our biggest Roundball fans in New Jersey, we've got a Bon Jovi song for our dear boy, Luka Doncic. It's called "Doncic: Traded For Five (I'm a Blog Boy)" and this one is absolutely bound to go viral.

Doncic: Traded For Five (I'm a Blog Boy)

Roundball Rock returns to our usual genre of Luka Doncic songs with this Cake/Gloria Gaynor remix, telling the story of a draft pick done wrong by the Dallas Mavericks, Deividas Sirvydis.

I Will Sirvydis

In collaboration with friend of the podcast Stephen Malkmus, here's a song about Russell Westbrook's love of the long two-pointer. It's called "Mid Range Life."

Mid Range Life

Inspired by "The Righteous Gemstones," currently streaming on HBOGO, Roundball Rock presents "Contraventin'," a song about misbehaving NBA executives who come to see the error of their ways.

Contraventin'

It's Roundball Rock meets the Violent Femmes meets the Houston Rockets with "Stat It Up," as we answer the age-old question, "Why can't I get just one assist?"

Stat It Up

It's another song in our Kevin Love collection, this time with an assist from our friends at Soft Cell. Please enjoy "Traded Love," and seriously, this deal is going to be a soft sell.

Traded Love

The Kevin Love-fest on Roundball Rock continues with this collaboration with The Cure: Friday, I'm Kevin Love.

69 Kevin Love Songs

Friday I'm Kevin Love

The new song from Roundball Rock is a cover of "Regulate" where Brian Windhorst is Warren G and Zach Lowe was Nate Dogg. Can Z-Lo rescue Windy B when he accidentally updates his iPhone on live television? Can they avoid the aggregators? Will Z-Lo drink one beer? Find out in "Aggregate".

Aggregate

It's a collaboration between Digital Underground and the boys at Roundball, this time taking a look at the world of NBA analytics. Disclaimer: These lyrics may be about offensive ratings, but they are not rated offensive. Please enjoy "Geeks Of The Industry"

Geeks Of The Industry

Roundball Rock has teamed up with Grateful Dead bassist Phil Lesh for a song about the high school defenses teams employ to slow down Steph Curry. It's called "Box And One."

We Didn't Start The Lotto

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