Alles Liebe und schöne Grüße von Geschwätz GmbH.
Geschwätz GmbH began coming together in May, 2024 when aspiring DJ and producer, Petra Joy Fischer, met her soul mate, Austrian trumpetist, arranger, singer, rapper, and master brewer, Peter Roland Kuhn, on a platform at Hamburg-Altona Bahnhof en route to the warm-up party for the 2024 Schlagermove festival. From the farmlands outside of Schleswig, Fischer had found office work in Hamburg depressing, and trying to break into the city's saturated DJ and electronic music scene a constant frustration. She subsequently abandoned city life for her new-found love and the mountanous beauty of rural Austria. Already by early June, she had packed down her vinyl collection, grow room, and home studio and re-located permanently to Kuhn's remote home town, the mountain-locked village of Brandt. There the inseparable, reclusive couple began pumping out a wide selection of tracks, employing the services of Kuhn's own talented, Reggae-inspired, home-town, brass schlager band (Die Einheimischen). The resulting musical constellation melds some of the pair's favorite styles: Glitch & Electronica, Ska, Reggae, Dub, Hip Hop, Trip-Hop, Rap, 1940's & '50's Jazz & Swing, Polka, World Music, Analogue & Digital Turntablism, EDM, and German Party-/Pop-/Folk- Schlager. Shortly after meeting, Petra joined Peter on a visit to his brother in Denmark. There the couple met their primary collaborator, musician and co-producer, Jah Bozo, a good friend of Peter's brother. An electronic producer since the 1980's, Jah Bozo, is online live almost daily from Copenhagen with Petra and/or Peter at their home studio deep in the Austria Alps. When Peter's worklife as master brewer at Brandt Bierhalle keeps him from the studio, Petra Joy and Jah Bozo occupy themselves with their own tracks, often collaborating with other band members from Die Einheimischen, particularly the multi-talented Lauer sisters - Birgit and Simone. The production team have recently (Spring/Summer 2025) been recording and producing a bunch of Die Einheimischen's own Reggae-driven Schlager tracks for posterity, fun, and profit. Likewise, Geschwätz is collaborating on tracks with friends and producers around the world. These include The Ruff Mate (UK), SpiceDoubt (Germany), and young South African producer and visual artist, Lesedi Dlamini, from Bantfu Beliciniso. Many of these tracks and collaborations can also be found here (and currently nowhere else). The Crew has determined that it is not in their (or anybody elses') interests to hand their rights off to the mercy of malignant, thieving corporatist overlords and management, and will NOT be signing to either publishing or labels. Geschwätz has chosen to set its own course independantly. So don't even bother asking...! OK?! And stop spamming us, you transparent, scamming fuckers!

We hope that you can find the time in your busy listening schedule to get down with your bad selves to the corporate babble from Geschwätz GmbH's electronic beerhall. Prost!

Personnel

Petra Joy Fischer... vocals, direction and production, sampling, breaks & beats, analogue & digital turntables (amateur horticulturalist)
Die Einheimischen:
Peter Roland Kuhn... vocals, trumpet, direction and arrangements (master brewer)
Volker Meier... trumpet, piccolo trumpet (industrial design and engineering)
Gunther Meier... trombone, trumpet (commercial pilot)
Duggi Meier... clarinet, saxophones, flute (marketing, baker)
Ralf Deutscher... saxophones (der Laden, deliveries, Bierhallen's bus)
Deitrich Meier... tuba, upright & electric bass (retired air force test pilot, baker)
Wolfgang "P-Tosh" Kraus... rhythm guitar, pedal steel guitar, banjo (butcher and "entrepeneur", read: has own hot-dog stand)
Birgit Lauer... piano, piano accordian, keyboards, fiddle, vocals, MIDI programming (lifetime government arts stipend, session musician)
Simone Lauer... drums, percussion, vocals (lifetime government arts stipend, session musician)

Heavy Hansi... guest vocals (Master of Ceremonies, local Metal legend, master brewer)

Jah Bozo... lyrics, co-direction, producer, occassional mastering (ballet pianist, "livskunstner")

Unless otherwise indicated, all music and lyrics are written, produced and curated by Petra Joy Fischer, Peter Roland Kuhn & Jah Bozo.
All music is injected into the ether via Team Otaku
Inquiries may be directed to: geschwatzgmbh@gmail.com
Inquiries might even be (eventually) answered. Who can say...?

Now forget all of this. None of it matters.

"انا مجرد لعنة من لعنات الاقدار التي حلت عليك و جمعتك بِأسوء البشرية واكثرهم عيوباً"

Followers of Seif.