"Sympathy for Erock" performed LIVE on Opie & Anthony, 2/21/14.

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Sympathy For Erock (LIVE In Studio) By Shawn F.

Dick Masterson is bluepilled

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In honor of Erock kicking me off his Twitter page, here's another dopey song. Performed in the style of Foster the People's "Pumped Up Kicks."

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Lyrics:
Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf

Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Million dollar revolutionary guerillas 
Playing the part of well trained and stone cold killers
It's a call-to-arms broadcast over twitter 
And they're bringing their best Yeah, they're bringing heavy hitters

And they're not afraid to call you out and label you Hitler
They're not afraid to dress up in rainbow glitter
They're not afraid to knock over trash cans and litter
So you'd better watch out if you call someone a nigger

Nazis, watch out
Sarah Silverman is out and about
Fascists, get down
Lena Dunham is here in town

Shitlords, you're next
Patton Oswalt has his boot on your neck
White man, you're through
Hollywood Military coming for you!

Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf

Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Rolling down the boulevarde, a marvelous parade of military might 
A display of authority and violence
Silence! Meryl Streep just arrived
Who're you wearing Meryl? My god, It's to die for!

They're not afraid to bring you up on trumped up charges
Not afraid to string you up feet first from the rafters
They're not afraid to fuck you up and slash your tires
And gouge out your eyes and fucking skin you fucking alive 

Nazis, you're dead
Kathy Griffin is losing her head
Homophobes (oh my)
George Takei'll get blood in your eye

Shitlords and Bullies
Amy Schumer is gonna show you her pussy
White man, disband
Ron Perlman has piss on his hands

Hollywood military
Censor obscenity
Family friendly dream 
Sponsored by your neighborhood pharmacy

Honesty policy? (No!) 
Not for them but for you and me
I gotta feeling that they're not who they claim to be

Jackboots marching in step
Your screams Grammy nominated
It's the Hollywood Military bitch, who'd you think it'd be?
So where you gonna run when they come for your family?

Hollywood military, 
Trained killer celebrities
Through your television 
They'll stage their coup

They're here and they're queer and they're bringing up the rear
And they're fully choked up with their crocodile tears
They'll smash down the doors of every house
They're gonna save us all from all of ourselves

Hollywood military
Trained killer celebrities
Where're you gonna run 
When they come for blood?

Hollywood Military

Make Until You Break

Proposal, The Smiths & Super Mario 64 Conspiracies

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Manlet

If you don't like Stan Bush's "The Touch," you'll absolutely hate this tribute to Erock. 

UPDATE!!!: Check out the LIVE version from the O&A studios here!: https://soundcloud.com/shawn-f-1/youre-fat-as-fuck-live-in

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You're Fat as Fuck by Shawn F.

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Proudest moments: 
-In studio performance 2/21/14. 
-"It's just pitiless! ...The pauses between each line. The discipline."- Colin Quinn after hearing "Sympathy for Erock" on The Opie and Anthony Show 5/17/13
-"What a home run that fucking parody is! ... That's like having a trained, professional assassin after you. You don't want that. This guy is a pro and he's obsessed with Erock."- Anthony Cumia after hearing "Piggin' Out" on The Opie and Anthony Show 5/13/13.

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