Related tracks: Berdly vs Brian Griffin - Rap Cypher #18

WHO WON?
Winners moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

King ducky (0:12)
Warning this rap battle contains GP getting harshly roasted
Patrick's dumber than the starfish if he thinks he'll leave me toasted
You be looking green with envy at my bars while you stand watching waitin
I gotta say it; all of your content is just bland and basic!
Your rap battles are like Polybius cause they both give people headaches
You drop three battles a year and not even one could keep me awake 
So i'm about to throw some shade but you know all about that already
Especially since you're the guy who's stuck in the shadow of Eddie!
Do not mess with the duck! Or you'll get the beak, fiend
What kind of loser plays with plushies who's above the age of sixteen
So take a seat Patrick and let's talk about enslavement
I'm surprised you could make it, I thought you were stuck in Dustin's basement!
Your just a trashy discount Vlad that over uses indie characters
And when it comes to visuals SPM'S the better editor
You should've known not to mess with the king of all the ducks
So bow down and choke on duck-ies nuts!!!

GP (1:08)
Oh wow, you’re done now. I know you said a lot of stuff, 
But when you said you weren’t going easy on me, I assumed that meant you’d drop it tough
And I’ll be honest, I forgot who you were at first, then I brought you up,
And realized you made the battle that made me regret Danganronpa Month! 
Like, bruh, I don’t know you, bruh, why say bruh so much, G?
All your shots bounce off of me, they should call you King Rubber ducky
This matchup was unlucky, you’re softer than my plushies
Talk down on my work and bring a wiggling jpeg to confront me?
Your work ain’t quirky cuz you say MHA names with no reasoning
You rip off styles so much, you’re not King ducky, you’re just Kieren King
And I bet you don't get that reference, I'm a veteran, you're a newbie
Producing your vids in what? Fucking iMovie? Dude, you look like you look up to Flooshy!

King ducky (1:48)
Wow you did your research half your verse is only based on one of my battles 
The other half is filler and lazy puns, basically sums up your channel!
There's only two people making low blows here, you and one other 
If you guessed your mother then you're correct, She loves my ducky rubber!

GP (2:03)
Stop it, please, yo mama teases aren’t squat to me, 
So bother BDGR or Jofinity to play in your bottom three tops series
And honestly, I’m sorry, the first time you’re in a series of quality 
was you being beaten awfully, ay!
There’s no stoppin me, I can beat you in 
BOTM with my first ERBOBotany, 
I haven’t heard a single fucking sentence you said on the beat
I’ve said my piece, now FRB, send me the next opponent that I ought to beat - peace!

King Ducky vs. GamingPlush64 | FRB Brawl - Round 1

Thank you to the chads at Discord Rap Battles for letting us use some of the assets from when they were planning on doing this

Fightmarker as Waluigi (audio)
Cri as Waluigi (video)
Mancha as Robbie Rotten (audio)
Pixel Chris as Robbie Rotten (video)
Written by Pixel Chris, Cri, KCToons, JustGamer, AdamDRB, and YourLeastFavoriteEthan
Flow Test by Chandler_CCRB
Cover by KCToons
Mixed by Fightmarker 
Beat by GlitchDude

WALUIGI:
Time to serve you like it's tennis, I've had it with your wack racket!
Can't attack this, I'm flagship, make Nintendo’s Ultra Smash hits
To get this brawl uglier than the CGI on your play poster
I'm no master of playing dress-up but I'll be playing this poser!
You won't even last long when your fifth season got rejected
As while my existence remains because I’m loved around the net 
You're only crashing me to sleep, those bars are no obstacle in battle
When it failed to cage Sportacus in; how'd you like them apples?

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Are you a real villain? Well, I think we know the answer
Where's your manners? This mischief master has no time for banter
Don’t let your kids watch Waluigi’s defeat, it won't be sweet
I'm known for eating street food so I'll be feeding you concrete 
To leave you choked and have your face match with your purple clothes
How about Fiddle-dee-DEEZ if you keep Rockin' Robbie's boat!
Every rose has it's thorn, a plant made your roots forgotten
You hit the bottom like my lair, where this fruity man turns Rotten
Your swing and missin’ can't land you a bogey, now listen closely
See, this phony sports pro hasn't even owned a single trophy
'Cause you're a menace, an assist enlisted for a fill-in 
Like tennis, you’re here to be game set matched with a better villain!

WALUIGI:
Hats off to you for being such a downright L of a foe
Given the design of my 'stache, it's clear my Dub’s on the nose!
Your clones turned out great… they matched your stupidity! (Robbie's Clone: Hey!)
When your mindset making a working plan is the largest of trickeries
Like, every day you race to trick all of Lazy Town’s kids
But you fall short every time, truly a dastardly dick
How I wonder how these puppets see the strings of your lame schemes
Their bodies are literally plastic more than your face, please!
No match for this flow bender, even with your goons of three
'Cause I own tracks from my ballin; feast your eyes on my machine!
You can't rewind from this loss, unlike the others you didn't ponder
Now back to your base since this meme's used to being six feet under!

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Those disses served no deuces, seen Luigi's packing bunch
My styles' eye candy, yours more like Sports Candy, yuck!
You're quite awful in your spin-offs, all you do is sport-a-flop
Yet talk a big game even though you don’t even have your own one
Forget any plumber bros, don't need a touch screen for a dream team to be in people's hearts to the core
Haven't watched your biggest role performance any worse in a rap showdown since SMG4!
'Cause the only shade you got was as a shadow of a shadow, now go sob "WAAA I LOST!" 
I knew you're so stingy for first place while everyone knows I'm the Villain… Number... ONE!

Waluigi vs Robbie Rotten - Hilarious Hip Hip Hassles of Here & Now

Soldier : Matt Raichous
Sarge : RaccoonBroBA

Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Southern%20Dudes.mp3
Beat Prod by : Slantize
Written by Kamren, Creep Switch and MetaMachine
Mixed by : Oofie

RAP BATTLE

SOLDIER
VS
SARGE

BEGIN!

Soldier :
Stand at attention maggot! Let this Soldier show you how it's done
When I take on your entire squadron one by one
If Church wanted you to live, God would not have created me
So when I drop you dead with this beat, a deadbeat will give me infinity!
You're one third of who I am, repping the U.S of A
Like a true american, I'll dominate this space race
What's the point of the mask, Chief? Come at me face to face
So I can see you begging for your life, give you a Halo update
Can't take down my Meta game when you could never reach my heights
Know when I’m through, you and Lopez can join the heads that I piked!
You fought a nonexistent war, I’ve brawled BLU for over a decade
What did you expect facing me? Mercenaries leave sim troops played!


Sarge :
I know you wanted war but we sure that verse ain't your first draft?
Must've pulled the pins off your grenades to blow up a track that fast
I'd go back to your past, but your actions leave me more confused
Backstabbed his best friend just to sing his sad blues?
Doe's nuts! More so than Donut, did Medic have you overdosed?
Maybe hire Tex to take your heavy gal off your payload
You've brought shame upon your honor with medals of lost lives
Your expiration date is always a good day to die!

Soldier :
Like when your series dropped to Zero? Better watch your blinded preaches
A sentence from Sun Tzu topples all three of your lame ass speeches
Boys, we have a hypocrite! Let’s look at your recent seasons
From what I've seen in fifteen, I’ll charge a false Sergeant for treason!
Be happy I brought my shovel, now you can have another funeral
Denying the threat in front of you just proves that you’re delusional!
‘Cuz if this were a real battle, I’d just have to call up Boomstick
So I can off his father more embarrassingly than Caboose did

Sarge : 
Come on, was that it? My men left me more impressed
Forget O'Malley and bread tumors, I'm the one who infects!
Why don't you take your bazooka and launch yourself outta this battle
I'd side with Blue sooner before listen to your nonexistent babble
When my time comes, eulogies from my men put me to rest
When on your deathbed, you'd waste your time to teleport bread?
But seeing your market value, I guess it's clear you're desperate to gain dough
I'm running tracks on my roadhog, 'bout to leave a road-killed Jane Doe!
Brilliant with passwords, your fortress is outdated, it seems
So many hackers in your servers all your game modes' Mann vs Machines!
I'm the engineer 'round these parts, so don't take this too hard
Knocked you off your hightower, you just got Sarged!

Soldier and Sarge :
I’d rather recruit a Blue than this Full Mental Ratchet!
Seeing me as superior is something that should be a habit!
You’re a disgrace to uniform anyway, you hack it!
I beat this disgusting, pathetic, smelly maggot!

The Soldier vs Sarge (Red vs Blue) - Rap Battle! (ft. Matt Raichous & RaccoonBroVA)

So, as my way of saying thankyou for all the views and support, I decided to post a second battle this month! A battle about family. And love. And......kicking ass? I don't know. Either way, thank you for everything that you've done. You guys make this possible.


Hank Voiced By Raichous
Red Voiced By Raichous
Thumbnail By SPM1000

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzu_95-l6DY


Red:(Spoken) My foot is about to write a rap for your ass

Red: The US vet against redneck Ted Cruz
With the can-do of the Red White and Blue, I can’t lose
Maybe get Boomhauser to help ya spit fast
You sell grill fuel because you’re full of hot gas!
Now I won’t sugar coat how I feel about Bobby
The way you raise your son, he’ll turn out to be a commie!
Your animation’s sloppy, you can’t draw out a diss
Judging by your rifle skills, all your shots are gonna miss
I was pulling in laughs, as the grumpy pop
You dragged behind Macfarlene then Fox let you drop!
But I’ll give you a shot, even though I’ll still beat ya
Chance of you winning is as narrow as your urethra
Your problems with Cotton? They're clearly in view
But this is not the first time a Dad’s had issues with you!
You must be on “fish bait” if you think you’ll last
So let’s see you try and rap back, dumbass!

Hank:

God dammit Bobby! What is that racket?
I’m not really thinking Egghead is gonna crack it.
Attacking the mack daddy from Heimlich? Insane!
I’m an expert at ass-kicking. Call that pro pain
Judging how I’m gonna raise my kid ain’t smart
Your boy’s gonna grow up with Venom in his heart
You’re a tasteless racist caricature with a complex
Looks like the Navy man swabbed off his “Top Deck”
You wanna lay a hand on your son? You’re a coward
Having to bully teens just to feel a little power
Anybody coming to you for tips must be crazy.
Maybe you should take advice on how to treat your lady!
What amazes me, despite how you love competing
The cast from your reboot has a better chance at beating me!
You call yourself a man? Can’t fool me in a fight
Red needs to get checked, that boy ain’t right

Red:

Saying I’m not right? Don’t make me laugh!
I’ll give you an adult sized boot in the ass!
This sheepish weak fisted wimp ain’t raw
When the only reaction he has is “Bwaah”!
Still can’t poop? Because you’re so full of crap
So dull on the track, you need your grill for hot raps!
Try to fix your verse, but it’s all in vain
You dropped the ball even harder than your wife off a plane!

Hank:

I think Dale would’ve made more sense with rhymes
You must've sat in  "The Circle" ‘fore spitting a line!
You never really think before going off with hasty words.
Red’s such a dog, he should face Ladybird!
And try to talk shop about my kin? Just can it.
You’re picking favorites in the family dynamic!
I’ve had it with this asshole, you need to shut up.
Did the King of the Hill keep his crown? Yup.

Red Forman Vs. Hank Hill - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

King Mewtwo as Matthew Hopkins
Malina Rose as Homura Akemi
Crowd vocals by Zagranis
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Trunxks Beats

Homura Akemi (0:10):
As time passes by, humanity’s memory of you fades away even more
I’m packing grenades and guns galore, the only ‘bang’ that you know is on people’s doors
You’re not officially in the position to hunt down witches and cumulate fame
I know I'm proficient in dishing out flames, as though it's written in my very name!
Those pitchforks and torches are shit talk, not morbid
Go bitch more in forests ‘bout witches and how they're so horrid
While I keep the bombs in my storage
And drop them on Hopkins for being distorted
In his own desires to purge part of England from a threat that doesn't exist 
You got a legacy tainted by sin and your rapport with God is now sailing adrift

Matthew Hopkins (0:37):
It seems we've got competition, men, you best stay put while I step to this 
If one single wish can destroy your world, I don't even need the gallows to end a bitch!
Your show’s Groundhog Day for edgy teens; depressing, bleak, how exciting (Wow!)
So apprehensive for the girl you protect, you even leave her frightened!
SO WEAK! Your incompetence amuses, abusing your power just to fail once again?
NO SLEEP! Being restless for Madoka’s sake, then watched as she met her end
SHOW ME what you're made of, girl! That's the mark of a witch if you lack any feeling 
OH, PLEASE! Spare me from your crying, did she reshape your Universe into Steven’s?
(Ugh) You went from a slice of life, to a psychological thriller (What?!)
Mami spilled the tea on your genre twist as soon as Bebe killed her (Yeah)
Even with your heart condition, you could never kill a beat
Retreat back to your barren realm as I patrol these haunted streets

Homura Akemi (1:18):
Imposed a stigma on yourself, don’t point garden tools at me (sigh)
Your lines are rife with superstitious shit like Daemonologie
If I wanted to trust a Hopkins, I’d rather go with Lecter
I’ll abuse you like the bottle that got hit by your director!
The beta version of the Metropolitan Police 
Admonish your practices while I polish my technique
Freeze time! Turning back the tides with a bullet dance
You remind me of Sayaka-chan, you can’t come back
Inspired by the work of a hypocrite who puts his citizens through hell
Damn, not even a Grief Seed could purify your putrid heart as well

Matthew Hopkins (1:46):
How sad, you dragged on that rap verse longer than your transformation scenes
The only pain you could deal’s seizures to the epileptics, please
Defending a whiny, shite bitch, and you claim that is your ‘soul’ purpose?
She’s ascending to mighty heights while you’re stranded on Earth, worthless

Homura Akemi (1:59):
Dare speak her name with such distaste? You’re bound to face ill fate’s embrace!
The Incubators could show me their hateful ways, but any trace of you’s vague
Based your career on false accusations 
But it can’t be more disgraceful than your adaptation
On screen, you bring shame to your nation
They’ll mark your defeat as a grand celebration!

Matthew Hopkins (2:13):
You treat the lives of the magical girls like they’re more stepping stones in your quest for her love
But they still could not stop you from transforming into the very same foe that I’m destined to hunt 
Walpurgis Night locked you in a cycle of endless strife and sacrifice
Now we’re both falling into the darkness, any wish always comes at a price

Matthew Hopkins vs Homura Akemi. SIR Rap Battles (ft. King Mewtwo & Malina Rose)

Hi it's our 2 year anniversary wooooo. lyrics will be posted after video drops. 
King Mewtwo as Alan Moore (audio)
AlaskanSam as Charles Dickens (audio)
AdamSandlerDRB as Alan Moore (video)
Cri as Charles Dickens (video)

Alan Moore vs. Charles Dickens - Discord Rap Battles (Early Audio)

K.C. as Scheherezade 
Snakebite126 as The Crypt Keeper

SNAKEBYTE RAP BATTLES
SCHEHEREZADE
VS
THE CRYPT KEEPER
BEGIN!

Scheherazade:
Once upon a time, there lived a horrid dweller in a gory cellar 
Who thought that his lore was better ‘til the most notorious storyteller 
Showed him hell and if pain’s how you get your pleasure
I’ll have this masochist corpse left living happily forever
Take your aged BO away from my throne and wash up
No shock you got censored looking like Jeff Dunham’s condom
Got the monkey’s paw flows ‘cause it’s a death wish testing me
I got this gold in the bag like OPEN SESAME
Your OG writers couldn’t have had a sadder day mourning 
Once you stooped to some kiddie slapstick every Saturday morning 
And Rod Serling’s rolling body’s all that you can make move, son
Tried to be the top anthology but seems you hit some Goosebumps
I bewildered the known world with my Arabian Nights
You left moviegoers wanting to erase Demon Knight
I’ve won before you’ve even had a chance to diss me
So I shall make like your mother’s tomb and wrap this up quickly

The Crypt Keeper:
Welcome boils and ghouls, have a listen if you’d please
And I’ll give you all a Look-See at some real Crypt TV
Better make like Judd Campbell and start to knock on wood
‘Cause I assassinate Sassanids faster than the conquests could
I’m a sinful badass sailing on these flows 
You can’t diss the pro with your PG Disney prose
So maybe listen your dad and start retreatin’ 
Or I’ll render all 1,001 Nights of yours sleepless
I keep it lit, your flow’s Schehere-shoddy
You got style drier than my own barren body
When it comes to baller narrators, I take the crown
So let me make like a maggot and break it down (Psycho!)
Got love for all the little boils and ghouls, die-versity
Your hubby ripped through slaves cause he couldn’t fulfill his girlies’ needs
Now his queen needs to read to him ‘til he’s sleeping
About as good a catch as that jar with the genie
All the splendid deaths caused for your happy life
So much virgin blood spilled, you’d think it was a sacrifice
Cause once his incel terror caused every young maiden’s death
You pawned yourself off to him like a game of chess

Scheherazade:
Crawl back to Fear Street so your torture porn’s no longer told
There’ll be no issue once you’re silenced…like the Comics Code
The vizier’s daughter is slaying Kassir’s monster
With stories you read causing some young kiddies’ dreams trauma
I’m the king’s consort, I can’t be bothered
Entertaining this big circus act, like you take after your freak father 
And none can rock the academy like my score did
Your crypt’s got the corniest jam since Michael Jordan’s
My verbal execution’s like Niles, leaving your brain fried 
Got murdered by this music, so tell Alfred I say hi

The Crypt Keeper:
I’m a bull, you’re an ass feigning sickness
Strolling to the royal palace like “I can fix him”
This mistress in distress is going to need her sis when
I’m Carrie-Ann this track to leave you axed, Merry Cryptmas
My core-shaking stories leave horror minds inspired
While the tales you’re peddling make the Fresh Prince look expired
Your execution’s come so the sultan will have to tell your boo
That another of his ladies has been royally screwed

Instrumental by Epistra
Beat Arrangement/Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, Zagranis, Mothmancha, Adroitwhiz, and Walk

Scheherezade vs The Crypt Keeper. Snakebyte Rap Battles

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8vnV5fI_Gg7sXa7LbxqI3EO0-MW0UXhKfrdCjN6YXs/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal and Glitchdude

Production by Epistra, Freshy Kanal, Glitchdude and ENNWAY!

Rappers:
EricTheAudible
ENNWAY!
Jofinity
Shimario/Rap Battle Brawl
Psytube
Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126
Danii

Minecraft Hostile Mob Rap Cypher || Ft. Freshy Kanal, ENNWAY! & More

Audio for the upcoming Celebrity Rap Battle, MatPat vs Bill Nye. Battle of the edutainers.

Snakebite as MatPat
Seth as Bill Nye
Written by: Chandler and WAN
Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/573dbe16b65ee.mp3 
Cover Art By: WAN
Mixed By: Jort
Flow Test by: WAN

LYRICS:

[Bill Nye]
Did you know, science appears everywhere we go?
Which makes it my job to make sure education grows
Cause I’m a Science Explainer and Child Entertainer
Faced against the guy who somehow made geek culture lamer
I’m building a better future to spend tomorrow in
Your theories only make me question what pills you’re poppin
So take a seat on your couch, in tears you’ll soon be wallowing
When I have MatPat, Consider the Following;
If you wanna avoid hate, fill your videos with wit in it
Should you react to critics live? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Even looking at your thumbnails give my eyes detriment
Haven’t seen this much green saving the environment
My creation of the tube helped set Boeing planes in motion, 
Your creations on the tube created Twitter thread commotions
I already predict that you don’t have smarts to diss
So why don’t you start your verse and prove my hypothesis 

[MatPat]
Hello internet, welcome to another episode
Geek culture’s edutainment show with that tangential learning flow
Giving Nye the Normal Boot, so, Did You Know?
It’s been over 20 years since people cared about your show
When a battle features me, you’ll get Screwed when I Attack
Make you fall harder than an assassin in a haystack
Yeah, you’re an inspiration but it’s hard to give you credit 
When you treat your fans like crap, at least that’s how I Reddit.
So lighten up, get that Deku stick out your ass
It’s not your fault you’re overshadowed by Neil DeGrass
With just a clap and a half I’m already beating ya
You debate creationists while I Defined Media

[Bill Nye]
Ooh, really wanna bring up Defy? Against Nye?
Please remind me, who’s behind the multi-million dollar lie?
In terms of scummy ‘tubers you’re another addition
At least when I blow up from soda it’s not a coke addiction
When it comes to our deduction, mine is much better than
This guy who can’t differentiate a kid and skeleton
While ignoring Oliver for some Indie game lore
Never before has a boy wanted more

[MatPat]
Your lines are less accurate than my predictions on films
Here’s the second time I’ve had to deal with useless Bullet’s, Bill
You’re about to get whipped, nay crushed by my skill
The end is nye, science guy, I won’t tax over this bill
You used to spit facts, now you’re lacking affirmation
Cause your prime has passed, like your NASA application
Who’s the one teaching psychopathy? It’s-a-me!
You teach plants and chemistry, but can’t grow your family tree.

[Bill Nye]
Says video games don’t cause violence but I have to disagree 
Based on the way your fans reacted to your undertale theory
I’m here to save the world with an outfit so slick
While you spend time in the closet measuring Luigi’s dick

[MatPat]
Bill says he’s here to save the world, which I find interesting
Cause his life has been digressing with political side-questing
Had a Netflix show I guess, it’s just a sex-filled mess
And let’s be honest, his first show was pretty P-BS
So what’s Bill’s REAL desire at the end of the day?
Jumping from failed standup to some pointless debates
THAT’S RIGHT, Bill’s tryna play the industry like its a game
In a desperate attempt to claim fame! BUT HEY!

MatPat vs Bill Nye -WCRB

Chao as Red Bull
ENNWAY as Monster Energy
Dilly as G-Fuel
Zagranis as Bang Energy (cameo)

Beat, mix, thumbnail by ENNWAY
Written by ENNWAY and Dilly

Red Bull:
Red Bull gives you wiiiiings

Monster Energy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES
FUCK OFF GOD I AM TIRED OF YOU TOUCH GRASS

Red Bull:
That's it! This drink's about to fire shots off
12 ounces and I still blow you out the water!
When I rock the mic, I'm liked by every damn critic
You're enjoyed by any boomer with a penny to split with
So fuck wings! How 'bout you get some bitches? (HUH)
Every flavor that you have is always mid shit (HUH)
Yeah, I don't need any fancy artists or design
To put the picture in your head I'm winning every single time

Monster Energy:
Bout to drop a mad verse on this lame ass
(AY AY) WHEN IT COMES TO BEATS I'M THE APEX
AND I'M PRACTICALLY A FUCKIN’ MONOPOLY, COULDN'T YOU SEE?
LOVIN' THESE BEATS, MY BRAND IS A MONEY MACHINE (AYYY)
TALKING BOOMERS WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BOOMER OF OUR BRANDS
SO GO CATCH SOME BETTER ADS OR YOU'RE CATCHIN' UP THESE HANDS
YOU GOT ZERO FUCKING CASH, 'CAUSE THIS CAN IS MADDER
YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS BATTLE 'CAUSE I'M CRANKING OUT THAT BANGER AFTER BANGER

Bang Energy:
Did somebody say bang?

Monster Energy:
I BANGED YOUR MOM *SHOOTS BANG ENERGY*

Red Bull:
That verse was a good tip on how your offbrands left the market
Saturated with zero spots left to get some thought in so stop it
You claim a monopoly but you're not bitch, I see through ya
Left our market overblown like COCA COLA ESPUMA
You missed the mark like your Ultra Gold and Java
You've had no legs to stand on since you sold juice products!
This brand bully's bout to land fully in a ditch
I'm soaring high above you... Red Bull gives you wiiiii-

Monster Energy:
BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD, I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT SO
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FASTER THAN I BOOTED BANG OUT OF BRITAIN
YOU SAY YOU GOT PEOPLE HOOKED ON THAT FUCKING GASOLINE BRO?
I'LL LEAVE YOUR STYLE AND BRAND CRUSHED LIKE A CAN ON THE ROAD
I GOT THE STAMINA, (YUH) LYRIC SLAMMIN' YA (YUH)
YOU'VE BEEN BELOW ME SINCE THE DAYS OF HANSEN NATURAL!
I'M DONE WITH THIS VERSE AND THIS ASS IS DEFEATED
HERE'S MY NEW FLAVOR: YOU CAN SUCK MY ULTRA PENIS

G-Fuel:
G-Fuel is entering the party now to shake it up
Against the two blandest of flavors, I just cannot make it up
So I suggest you brace yourselves, I'm going for the throat
And droppin a variety pack of bars cause I'm the goat
I went from online to making the stores mine
How you offer sweepstakes but not fire in your lines?
You prove it with every rhyme, you can't mix it up like I do
… That also goes for your buddy on the side too
When I start a partnership I crank it to 11
You start up a partnership to shill in Ninja Tyler Blevins
Now I'm sending y'all to heaven, you weak drinks can eat my dust
Turned you both to powder, I guess that makes three of us

Monster Energy vs Red Bull. R∆P BATTLE!

"I'll only be in FRB vs Anything if you make me vs God"
- That one guy who wrote "I'M MISTER KING DIIIIICEEEE"

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In celebration of the holidays, we have the father of the modern FRB community Freshy "Dustin" Kanal rap battling father of the modern universe which is also the normal universe, God. 

God - Fightmarker
Freshy Kanal - Dustin
Written by - Freshy Kanal, JustGamer
Beat by - Epistra
Mixed & Arranged by - Freshy Kanal (Dustin)
Cover art by God himself wow

God verse 1:
Coming down from the heavens to teach this mortal a lesson 
In the booth against me you’re better off saying a confession 
If I wanted to fight a clone I’d rage against the first humans I made
You’re all 7 deadly sins combined, allow me to explain
(cough) (that’s better)
Selling out for views, lusting to see people lose, such a glutton for more slaves
Yet you’re a sloth for work, envious of Eddie, anger causing you to misbehave
The pride you present is painful, an ego the size and height to reach the skies
Couldn’t find a battle of yours without filler lines even with my all-seeing eyes 
You’re an imbecile, fool (yeah!) God’s taking you straight to school (yeah!)
And then send you down to Hell for trying to break all of my rules (yeah!)
I’m all powerful while you can’t do shit without Benny or Fel writing
You and your channel have both hit their peak, now you’re both dying

Freshy Kanal verse 1:
Where’s the god fanbase at tho, can I even lose
I’d make a battle with you but you wouldn’t get me views
You're the reason behind constant anger and violence
I'm the reason behind Kustom’s Anger and violins
You can’t say shit when I’m the one who doubled everything that you did first
You’re the ruler of one world, bitch I own a cinematic universe
And since the past has moved our earth away from your religion meth heads
I’ve seen a better version of Morgan Freeman in the kominsky method
6 days in the week I write my script in a cycle and shrivel my rivals
On day 7 I spread my legs and shit on the bible
The church sent me a letter for taxes, but I’m a simple thinker
I sent the letter back with a drawing of my middle finger

God verse 2:
Run away from my religion? I’ll spark up flames with a lightning strike
Or are you more scared of strikes related to copyright?
This German prick will learn that I’m sick, when I spit a diss, I’m hitting 
Your time would better be spent explaining to kids mixing commissions 
Invoke my wrath inside in a rap but you should know that you won’t last
(That bar means that I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS)
Bitches know I got that hot flow
God just cannot be stopped bro
Pull out the 9 with these shots yo
Got fire lines you can’t top those
You like Donkey Kong cause you’re ape brain
God’s next patch: take you off the mainframe 
This battle shall mark your last offense
Don’t ever fucking diss God again!

Freshy Kanal verse 2:
I bring quotes around the world, in 20 years they’ll spit my venom
You riddled the world with cringey phrases like “good heavens”
I ain’t fuckin with them homophobes, so I’mma poke your nose
I can use all of my chromosomes to punch your bible comatose
I interpret history by recrafting the past
You make wars for hatred, I make battles for laughs
I got a voice acting role open if you need a job offer
I know you made me but I still fucked your mother, call me the godfather

Freshy Kanal vs. God - FRB vs. Anything

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Jofinity as Berdly
AlaskanSam as Brian Griffin
Beat produced by Epistra
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Oofie
Thumbnail by SPM
Art by Trakked

Battle:

Berdly: 
You must be jealous in my presence and my neverending glory
The closest you’ll get to an “A” is your D-tier stories!
But I get it, you’re pathetic and that’s why you want to lose to me
No matter! I’ll have you subtracted and I’ll do it beautifully!
Attempted to attend Brown, then you got kicked out 
So now you’re down, trudging about in the Griffin house
I take one look at your life, and it’s not really pleasant 
At this point, it’s clear that not all dogs go to Heaven
Drinking.. smoking… suicidal cheapskate
Leave me.. broken?.. I got a clean slate
Series.. sloping.. far from success
While not even martinis could make this suck-up suck less

Brian:
Am I pitted against Twitter? I mean, this isn’t a fair fight
Just another dumbass tryna get me off the air, right?
You’re just a cheesy dweeb that dreams to appease his Queen
But even she leaves when this meme schemes into the scene

Berdly:
Jeez, got no bark or bite when push comes to shove
I guess the car that hit you’s Faster Than the Speed of Love!
Think that you get deep? How do you get sleep?
Can’t act for crap, so how’s your son doing, you deadbeat?
Not Adult Swimming anymore, you’re in the kid’s end
I bet the only thing this loser plays is women!
You’ll never amount to my intellect with your actions
Just a distant Number 3 when my Halbird leaves you in fractions!

Brian:
Who are you to talk about bad writing?
You Delta-Ruined your storyline and relationships
I wouldn’t be surprised that whenever this fad’s fighting
He’d just give me a dump of information, bitch
My personal accomplishments will blow you out the water
I ran for mayor and I’m a bestselling author
You barely won a spelling bee because your friend felt bad for you
And now you’re screwed, because you became an ass with that attitude

Berdly:
Dog wishes he could bone the wife of the guy that owns him
You’ll always be alone, I’ll get Noelle to leave you frozen
You may try to psyche me out, but I know your life’s a tragedy
For I have something that you’ll never have!! A LOVING FAMILY!

Brian:
Whose leg I gotta hump to get a good verse?
Can’t come to terms that you’re a failure because the truth hurts
You wanna create a Smartopia for you and your friend,
But that plan went down the drain when your “dream” came to an end
Take a toke of Smart Smoke and maybe learn to write too
You go down so easy, even a baby could fight you
You claim to calculate your moves, but there’s not any evidence
Call this Snowgrave, and there won’t be a statue of remembrance 
You’re under that facade of using percents of your power,
Maybe I’d believe you if you’ve ever even showered
Couldn’t ring a bell with Noelle, got nothing to reign over
This gamer’s lost once again, another Game’s Over

Berdly vs Brian Griffin - Rap Cypher #18

merry fuckin christmas, video is simple so itll drop alongside a different video, i just wanted something to drop on christmas.

Mancha (UBERocity) as John Kramer
Shimario as Kevin McCallister

Beat Produced by: Allrounda
Written by: Danii
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

Lyrics:

John:
Hello Kevin….I want to play a game
As you can see I don't discriminate because of age
Now, you may think that's 'cause of all your crimes
But no, your awful movies and repeated plot entered my eyes
Nothing but a downgrade, like your face when you left your place
For a bowl-cut kid, I suggest that you rest your case
A horror film’s against a signature scream
You're like Amanda, and there's a theory that you grew up to be me
In no way my philosophy's dirty
But you would've killed your family if your mother came early
Now puppets pulling strings that piss off people I'll possess
I power over pussies, it's no problem, never stress

Kevin:
Dad, I'm watching snuff films. Come out and stop me
He'll need your credit card for a budget to think he'll top me
I see through his damn lies, I'll have my mans die
Why'd you say live or die if you can't pick that with your franchise
You'd piss yourself if I said that I spit sick
This murderer's end? He got down with the sickness
Take this L for Christmas, you wack-ass predator 
In your room complaining 'bout society like a whole Redditor
You're trash as a competitor. I'd rather not have your support 
Wasted time with a plot just for it to be called torture porn
Mediocre gore, depressed Joe Gatto best not move me
When the name of your shit only applied to one movie

John:
But it didn't for you, now I can call that more strife
It seems from your parents, they don't appreciate your life
So make like My Girl and start taking this sting
Dropping bars, you're dropping spiders in hopes for anything but
I won't be killed by your traps to the shoulder
So with this verse, I consider this a game over

Kevin:
I'm rocking the trap beats to get you and your city and
Your kid died but I'd want to as well if my name was Gideon
So keep the change, you need it for insurance or to rest
Diss me but your films went down the hall and to the left
Yeah, this game is pretty lazy, to be honest, you need help
You got others to kill themselves but couldn't do it yourself

John:
Alright that’s it you little shit I’m not even gonna give you a chance to live I’m setting off the fucking traps

Kevin:
Do your worst! Nanana- FUCK

*Kevin fucking dies*

Paige:
Paige "Fans" Need to Calm Down...

Kevin McCallister vs. Jigsaw

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

JustGamer as Nemesis T-Type
Jessebox as Little Sister
RNG as Big Daddy
Beat produced by Ihaksi
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by Rabi

Battle:
Nemesis:
Breaking places with hatred to finally find a suitable foe 
Instead, all I find's a suit that thinks he's usable? No!
I'm heartless, tear you apart, this ain't a Proving Ground you can escape 
You're harmless, staying in darkness is the final mistake that you'll make
S.T.A.R.S! You'll be seeing them when I'm done with you, bitch!
Rapture ain't waiting for this kid, left abandoned by his Sis in a ditch,
BARS! Unstoppable with my rocket launcher,
Just one shot and you're a goner, offin' this criminal is an honor
Stuck in a tacky diver suit, I'm bulletproof, you're shoddy
I spit my rhymes atomic, this shithead is getting bodied
I’m practically a god, and I’m fighting ‘gainst a monstrosity
It’s about time I wipe the floor with Bioshock’s atrocity

Little Sister:
Daddy doesn't speak to Tyrants, a bad man's here and he seems violent
Clench your teeth and keep your silence so we can delete this virus
ADAM's the cure for this inbred hybrid, do you really think that you’ll escape?
I wouldn’t get too excited; you’re gonna face Racoon City’s fate

Big Daddy:
It’s time that you step back, I can handle this.
Why don’t you make like your professors and abandon this?
Call it a Valentine when I get my drill through your heart
Not even Jill would help your ass, I’m gonna tear you apart
You’ll need your Umbrella when I rain fire, just one bar and a Prototype’s done
Still dare to speak about my attire? You’re compensating with that big gun
May have been in some fighting games, but your relevance has faded
You’ve been lost to time ever since Dimitrescu was created.

Nemesis:
I’m vengeance incarnate and I’m targeting this disgrace
So fucked up under that mask, you couldn’t ever show your face
I’m knocking your lights out, go and call your other friends with whale calls
You claim that you’re an All-Star, but this is truly where this fail falls.

Big Daddy:
Made by a virus, so I thought you would care to spit sick
Leeching off of Wesker’s fame; no wonder you’re parasitic
Just another Civil War. I left this supersoldier severed
So face a Burial at Sea, where you’ll never be remembered

Nemesis T-Type vs Big Daddy - Rap Cypher #19

LYRICS

BEN:
A bird against the one who froze the web?
You’ll need more than a notepad to go past this magnum Opus, BEN
Your family’s broken, bent, I’ll look into Manfred’s hopeless mess
I know a thing or two about Ocean Quests
But we both know Lorenz
He dropped the phone cause he knows that his home’s a wreck
Not surprised she can’t step up when her legs went and sent her
To the hospital bed, and she never woke again
But I can see why you slept in, I wouldn’t want to live your dreaded youth
Since daddy couldn’t find time to care for ya with the Lens of Truth
So no revival’s gonna save ya when I’m dissin' this pest
‘Cuz he nabbed the system and dipped... in the literal sense
Putrid, you’re more confusing than your textures
Useless, you’re only wanted by retro collectors  
Moon kids, I ascend over all your flimsy horrors
Hubris, you can’t save yourself, it’s YOURTURN

Thea:
Hm? I think the phone’s ringing
This foe’s got his flow missing, but he should know 
I’m the Mario Killer, I got pro crow spittin’
So best head to Lon Lon Ranch ‘cause on the mic, I roast chickens!
It makes sense you’re the Elegy of Emptiness
Since all the filler in your writing had made me deathly sick
You’re not really exciting- scary sightings and standing silent?
I could stop you in your tracks by turning on an anti-virus!
You’re the magnum opus of… cartridge possession?
Please, I’m more fly than you, even after your ascension!
The only thing you froze were the screens you were shown on
Mixed with the shallow story that rivals the water you choked on
The Father murdered ya’, you got eternal hatred
You took to Termina, then you got terminated
While I’m still alive, you can’t be comparing our states
When your fandom grabbed a pen and gave a terrible fate

BEN:
Mentioning fandoms? Like you’re someone who could strike a cord
Using Unity to stay alive like it’s your life support
And don’t say I’m the worst of my kind
‘Cause my Internet Story’s the reason yours is alive
Killing this track and the counter resets
You’re not getting rid of me with a browser refresh
Hear the ringing of the phone going as loud as it gets?
Don’t worry, it’ll be muffled once you’re drowning to death

Thea:
As if I’d cave in to your threats- they should’ve kept this error hidden
I thought this reservation could serve up something that’s better written
But with your phoned-in disses, you’ve made yourself a living hell
Since cowards freaking out at their computer sure does ring a bell
I’m not scared of you since your powers consist of nothing
And no glitches can save ya’ when your days run out like your funding
So once you make like your website and Cleverbot breaks
Your ROM will be the only thing that’s left on your grave

CREDITS 

ENNWAY as BEN

Azia as Thea

Written by Rabi and Shimario
Additional Writing Help from Dilly!
Beat by Anywaywell and Glitchdude
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by Cyancoat and noobydotwad
Thumbnail by Rabi

BENDROWNED vs. Catastrophe Crow - Rap Battle

Azia as Sayori 
garbageGothic as Sayaka
JesseBox as Monika
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Triple-Stabber, ChandlerCCRB, E Man, MetaMachine, Grenade, JK03 and RaccoonBroVA
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Art by ZodiacKiaran

Sayori (0:15):
I hope I’m not late again hopping onto this beat, you can call me Sayori
Now I’d show you around these parts but you even lost me with that twisted story 
Your gang’s lacking in attendance; unlike Mami, you’re marked in
You fell in love with a violin boy, but all he can do is play with your heartstrings (Oh!)
As a magical girl, you're incompetent 
You would've died twice if Akemi wasn't dropping in
Stopping fights, you're only known for causing ‘em
I better call your anime a cake, the way that I'm topping it! (Ayy!)
The M-VP of DDLC
If you're stuck on writing a good verse, just tell me!
‘Cause I do not want this fight to be a tragedy
Like the broken world you call Your Reality

Sayaka (0:45):
For a girl with such an appetite, you’ve got no taste in men
You’d rather romance lonely nerds than try to hang out with your friends
Your plushes are more lively than you sleeping in your sheets
Can’t get up out of your mattress? Fitting for a perfect weeb’s dream!
It’s a shame you’ve got no love to come out and play 
Even I couldn’t wish away your rainy days!
Erased by the president, her acts set a precedent
For you to come and meddle with the code just to get with him
You’d only bring flames if it involved your house
Milked so much by YouTubers, call your game Mr. Cow
After a year, interest in your story fell through
Like players opened the door, and then just walked out the room 

Sayori (1:14): 
Turned down and planted in your heart a Grief Seed that would grow
Into your own enemy, man you reap what you sow
Pop off like a jar lid when I'm speaking my prose
Who needs swords with that edge? You're so bleak in your show
Departed from the mortal plane 
After hunting down witches for just a few days
Went separate ways ‘cause you couldn't get praise
From Kyousuke; like your soul gem, your hope’s thrown away
 
Sayaka (1:29):
You couldn't get the heart of the MC, so what makes you think that you're an emcee?
In a tragic turn of events, she had her happy file deleted out of jealousy
Which lead to her lacking any sort of self-esteem, so keep on tryna’ run that mouth
And this shut-in will be another one of Dan's Projects to shut down! 

Sayori (1:44):
Ugh… please… just get out of my head…

Sayaka (1:47): 
Huh, Sayori? Are you okay?
 
Monika (1:49): 
All she need's a little rest.

Sayaka (1:51):
Who’s that?!

Monika (1:52):
Oh, don't worry about me, dear! Everything is fine!
This battle needs a spice up, let's just say I'll make things “amplified”
 
Sayori (1:59):
My whole life is worthless, I don't deserve fighting against a poor girl sacrificing her soul
For the one that she loves who was dating her best friend instead and was left a shell with no control
Her sanity’s fragile like a character file
Unlike the last Sayaka, you’re not dodging this trial
Now I finally know what your crush has gone through
Cause you've tortured me with the songs you spewed!

Sayaka (2:14):
Talk so much ‘bout chests, you should get suspended
End this in a snap like Natsuki’s neck did
You put your feelings in a Bottle then you broke it
This zero thought she won but it wasn’t in the coding
Your fate was predetermined if your third eye couldn't tell
Monika didn't let you tie the knot so you did it around yourself...

Sayori vs Sayaka Miki. SIR Rap Battles (ft. Azia & garbageGothic)

Happy Holidays yo.

Written & edited by: CreeperPasta
Mixed by: Masteredit
Light as: Santa Claus
MetaMachine as: Melchior
SpideyFam as: Gaspar
ShadowZel as: Baltazar

Santa Claus: (0:24)
Ho Ho Ho! Now let's get down to business!
I checked once, I checked twice. You're all three on my diss list
Now tell me, you group of misfits;
What are you gonna do y'all three against the almighty Father Christmas?
I've faced many challenges, but… The Three Stooges from the Bible?
Even Pepsiman was a better choice of a rival
You should take out your texts to write these new holy verses
"Play nice before I spit facts like your god gave people curses."

Three Wise Kings: (0:48)
Dashing through the snow, on a one-horse open sleigh
Our journey was interrupted by a man with overweight
Between the trespassing and allegations, I can't tell which is worse
Put aside the cookies and milk; you're gonna eat those words.
We follow a path for our lord and saviour in need
You claim to be a saint, yet you use Christmas for your greed
Children have to be nice just for pieces of plastic? Come on!
I've seen better delivery from a drone of Amazon
God told us he ain't happy with that factory of yours
I'm pretty sure nothing jolly is happening behind closed doors.
We're royalty, yet humble. Only blessed by our lord
Your biggest act presence is a fat, sweaty guy at the mall
You fill children with expectation, then bring socks and Poly Station
If I see you near my home, I'mma call the police station
Our gifts have more value than anything you have at your store.
Gold! Incense! Myrrh! Now tell us, what have you brought?

Santa Claus: (1:37)
I have presents within me! I have cheer, I have toys! 
You only targeted a baby, I focus on all the girls and boys
I also have a gift for you, is a piece of my wisdom too:
Next time, you should choose better at what kind of king you should listen to.
(Singing) Santa Claus, on his sleigh! Jingle all the way!
I'm celebrated worldwide, you only have Spain! (Only Spain? Wow!)
Yes, and guess what? We're not so different after all
From the letters, cookies, milk, even the fat guys on the mall!
You do what I've been doing for years! Oh my heavens!
Mrs. Claus! Heat the oven! We're getting served sloppy seconds!
I can go to all people's homes in just a couple of hours
These wizards disappoint me. Minus 10 points for Hogwarts
You follow a shooting star? You should fly away like Rudolf
Because my Christmas cheer can sure beat any trick you pull off

Three Wise Kings: (2:25)
We follow a shooting star, yet your future ain't looking bright.
Jingle the bell twice if you think you're playing Walter White.
When it comes to bringing the heat, you should shut your mouth.
Down below your floors, the North Pole is heading South.
You don't seem to taste the feeling. This Coke product was watered down
Since when it comes to the poor, Santa ain't coming to their town
That said, we've had enough. Let's put an end to this fight.
We wish you all a Merry Christmas, and of course, a good night!

Santa Claus vs The Three Wise Kings - Rap Off!

Cast: Me
Written by Me
Beat by Dave James
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude

Bored Ape:
Yo what’s up duck, I hope you don’t get overloaded
I cryptomine for lines, make your CPU start smokin’

Grabbin golden bunches funded by my loads of tokens 
I’ll start this from the top, make it like my fruit and open 

Everywhere you’re seein me, the Eminem PFP
I’m blastin’ up this track like it’s NF and some TNT

Gettin’ bitches rich off my face and my grinnin’ teeth
You’re just screamin, get ears bleedin, with one word, fore leavin me

The funkiest, hunkiest, duck, print money you could dive in
Forget brass monkey, bruh this monkey made of diamonds

With dough I’m sittin pretty, you throw bread at a park bench
You’re hurt and won’t work, not worth trading on the market 


Aflac:
Here’s a few quotes, wanna ensure we’re not equals?
I’m a duck of the people, you just snug up with BEEPLE

So shut the flock up, you and your whole herd of sheeple
You’re gonna crash this beat and market- like a vehicle!

Help banks stay in shape, from Japan to my lake
But this ugly ass ape made a big funging mistake

Cryptos a craze, I’ll end it on the spot
Cause you’re ridin a wave, I’m throwin you off your yacht 

You may drop and you’ll drop and you’ll drop and you’ll drop
I’ll chain block upon block upon block upon block

I’ve got a foul talk, when I spout my fowl squak
So take a walk to my pond and AF-LICK my cock.


Bored Ape:
Bro, literally, they eat you up overseas
Dawg waddle home, I’ve got the real web feats

Check my chimp strength, gainst geese I’m a beast
It’s ironic that Godfried got fired for his tweets

Let’s not compare Flo, you don’t measure to your peers
You’ve been grating my ears for the last 20 years 

I’m bored, without laughter, I don’t fuck around with quackers
But I do fucks with Affleck- and by that I mean the actor


Aflac:
Lemme capture the moment, a cage you could sit in
Now you’re worthless as dirt, and my write spit victim

Flick of my feathered wrist, here’s my business card too
I’ve seen more fundable monkeys around Central Park Zoo

You’re a fugly cartoon, I’m the most skrukly puppet, 
Japan loves me, bud, they love the receipt you come with

My insurance helps with murders, and all sorts of crimes
But because you were the victim, it isn’t worth a dime

Bored Ape Vs The Aflac Duck - ASSRB

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: CannibalWorms
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T4OT2o38EuJa1MNCoeyrDh-K1oIeWVxi6RVIW13M5ic/edit
Shimario as Yoshi
Corey LeVier as Sakamoto
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and GamingPlush64
Beat by Bob Bradley of Audio Network
Mixed/Added Instruments by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for next battle: "Rap in a Flash"(featuring Fightmarker)

Related tracks: Berdly vs Brian Griffin - Rap Cypher #18

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