OFMD Explicit Single Recording Podfics

These are podfics for several prompts of the “an eternal spring [our flag means death au-pril 2023]” series by ShowMeAHero. Ratings and pairings vary, so please check the description of each recording.
Find the original series here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3439255

ShowMeAHero's Au-pril Fics

Our Flag Means Death Fics

Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

This is the podfic for Late Night Vulgarities by Luddleston. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38211730

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary:

It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.

When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.

Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.

All three chapters are in this recording.

Fic Tags:

Pre-Slash, Pre-Relationship, Fantasizing, Masturbation, the puzzle that is Stede Bonnet's sexuality, Accidental Voyeurism, Mutual Masturbation, except not that mutual because Stede comes too fast, Premature Ejaculation, First Kiss, First Time, Hand Jobs

Late night vulgarities by Luddleston (OFMD)

Podfic for It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38129236

Rated: explicit

Fic summary: Ed wears one of Stede's silk robes. Things escalate quickly.

Fic Tags:

sweet loving sex, i need it for them ok, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, absolutely no plot. none., Praise Kink, Sharing Clothes, bottom ed rights

It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4 (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar” by CyborgShepard. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38309431

Rated: Explicit

Summary: “Everyone’s got a tribe. Like finding like. Where do you think you fit?”

He's never felt like he fit anywhere. Like a lighthouse, obstructive and crude, stuck on a cold, craggy shoreline, Stede is perpetually catching sight of others skirting around him in his light, before looking away again.

“Honestly, I’m just– just Stede.”

Boring. Divorcee. A late-bloomer and metaphorical virgin to the nuances of the modern gay man.

Ed hums, stretches his legs again. The leather of his pants crinkles. “I like that.”

Fic Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Gay Bar, Oral Sex, Slight feminization, Stede has Feelings, Leather Kink, no beta we get stabbed in all the important bits

A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar by CyborgShepard (OFMD)

“as if two particles from one” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Still.

He likes Ed. He likes him so, so much. Too much to lie to him about this, and still, so much that it’s going to tear him apart when Ed leaves him.

Even if this was just supposed to be a bi-monthly thing. Acquaintances-with-benefits.

Friends-with-benefits, if Stede’s the one being asked.

More than that.

Stede would make Ed everything, if he asked.

(Already, he sort of is.)

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46539415
Author fic tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Hotels, Hotel Sex, Friends With Benefits, Developing Relationship, Established Relationship, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Male Character, Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Pregnancy Kink, Pregnant Sex, Breeding Kink, Mild Praise Kink, Flirting, Mutual Pining...While Fucking, it's complicated - Freeform, I Know The Rituals Are Intricate. I Know They Are, Casual Sex Becomes Very Uncasual Sex, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling, Vaginal Sex, Riding, Lap Sex, Clothed Sex, Boys in Skirts, Skirts, Pretty Boy Ed Teach, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Porn With Way More Plot Than I Intended To Have, Intimacy, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Author is trans, (reader tag: Reader is not trans), Not Beta Read, Seahorse Dad Stede Bonnet

Intro/Outro song is “Question…?” By Taylor Swift (https://open.spotify.com/track/6C7OF1Jal7YkyjzyUG8vkK?si=WRzITx5jQt621234d0kRag)

as if two particles from one by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“like my reflection (you move when I do)” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Oh, shit, thank God,” Stede exhales in a rush. “Ed, don’t move— You’re okay, alright? You just had a little fall, don’t move.”

“Stede?” Ed asks, groggy, confused. “What— Were we— Shower?”

Stede strokes Ed’s wet hair back a bit, tells him, “No, we weren’t showering. You slipped in the shower yourself, darling. I just called for help, you’re going to be okay. Don’t— Ed, don’t move your head, stop—”

“I’m okay,” Ed says, like Stede didn’t just find him naked and unconscious on the floor of his own bathroom.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46774789

Author fic tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Neighbors, Neighbors, Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, falling in the shower, Hurt Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Protective Stede Bonnet, Love Confessions, Minor Injuries, Unconsciousness, Caretaking, Cats, Hand-Wavy Depictions of Pirate Medical Care, But Modern Day, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Not Beta Read, One Shot

Intro/Outro song is “Soon You’ll Get Better” by Taylor Swift ft The Chicks (https://open.spotify.com/track/4AYtqFyFbX0Xkc2wtcygTr?si=E_J5HcBET9ioGtO-aeazOw)

like my reflection (you move when I do) by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“let the sugar sit ” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
r/HobbyDrama

u/DreadPirateBlackberries ● 4d

 

[Preserves and Jams] I confronted the jammer who kept buying all the empty jars from every store in the tri-county area and we ended up falling in love; now we make and sell our own preserves and jams and marmalades and everything. Here’s how people liking our jam too much almost destroyed my husband on our wedding day.


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46249105

Author’s fic tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, I'll Marry These Pirates A Million Times Before I'll Let This Company Die, pre-wedding jitters, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Reassurances, Weddings, Wedding Planning, Engagement, Humor, Domestic Fluff, Domestic, The Inherent Eroticism of Jamming and Canning and Preserving With a Loved One, Marmalades for Marriage, Intimacy, Not Beta Read

Intro/Outro: “Sweet Nothing” by Taylor Swift (https://open.spotify.com/track/3zmwONxswBAzGwExPugSLN?si=qBzN3jcsRCGWrgJaYau7eQ)

let the sugar sit by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“Meet and Greet” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed’s not a superfan. He’s not. He’s just— a really, really big fan, who is also a very casual, normal fan, and he’s behaving very normally right now, because Stede really is just a guy. He’s an incredible guy, funny and handsome and just as kind as he’s always seemed, but he’s just a guy. A very talented guy. A guy that lots of people would like to be this close to.

Just a guy. Just a regular guy.

That Ed wants to kiss very, very badly.


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46488913
Author’s fic tags: Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Conventions, First Meetings, First Time, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Shameless Smut, porn with a little plot, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Male Character, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Fingerfucking, First Kiss, Kissing, Author is trans, (Reader tag: Reader is not trans), Not Beta Read, One Shot, Semi-Public Sex, Public Sex

Intro/Outro song is “Superstar” by Taylor Swift (https://open.spotify.com/track/51A8eKvvZz9uydvIZ7xRSV?si=o7NXIzykTEegS2v9kO-bOw)

Meet and Greet by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“Cross the Finish Line” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
It’s a perfect distraction, and Oluwande slips from the madness into the darkness. All the sounds cut out abruptly, immersing him in silence.

His adrenaline keeps moving, blood still buzzing, heart thumping hard and fast in his chest. His cock’s still impossibly hard, the afterimage of Jim still burning in his eyes like he’s stared at the sun for too long.

‘Follow me,’ they’d said, deep voice curling warm and syrupy in his ear, and then they were gone—

—and now they’re here again, shoving Oluwande up against the closed door to the track.


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46225144

Author’s fic tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Sports, Alternate Universe - Racing, Lust at First Sight, Adrenaline, Trans Character, Canon Trans Character, Canon Non-Binary Character, Explicit Sexual Content, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, First Time, First Time Blow Jobs, First Kiss, Frottage, Smut, Shameless Smut, Gloves, Glove Kink, kind of?, Oluwande and Jim Meet In Any Universe and Just Go 'That's Mine'

Intro/Outro song is “Shut Up and Drive” by Rihanna (https://open.spotify.com/track/4Tn2llBm1g0UlWctmgPL8Z?si=2a379d0dfc9340f2)

Cross the Finish Line by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent
Collaborative podfic with @fake_geek_boy (https://on.soundcloud.com/jnWQ2)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Hello there Edward!

Ed dropped the skull. It bounced against the toe of his boot and then rolled awkwardly under his chair.

“The fuck?” Ed spun around, glaring in every direction as he tried to figure out where the voice was coming from. Was there someone hiding in his cabin? A crewmember? An enemy? “Who the fuck are you? Are you the skull?”

Well, the voice said primly, as though sitting down for story time. Remember that ship you raided last month?

Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49015480

Author’s Tags: 
Pre-Slash, Meet cursed, Still-a-pirate Blackbeard, Demonic Possession, Demon Stede Bonnet, Canon Era, Surprisingly fluffy given those tags


“Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by George Harrison. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2b1UmoYCPZw66nl8mJZtOP?si=11642e6e4c5648bc

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent (OFMD) ft. fake_geek_boy

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard|Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Stede didn't know that he knew. what if he found out.
and what if it were lovely.
canon divergent, directly following S1 ep5 you wear fine things well

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50526568
Author’s Tags: 
post-S1 ep 5, hair unpinning trope my beloved, First Time, Kissing, Undressing, Frottage, Stede speed-runs being gay, Autistic Stede Bonnet, stupid puppet pulled it off

The Intro/Outro is “Honey" by The Lone Bellow. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ALH9oRd8FqjfsSH0d8Ft4?si=44da14e0e7814ed0

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)

“on some level i think i always understood that a ship could never really love an anchor” by notebooksandlaptops
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands

Fic Summary:
Stede has never been in a loving relationship before. His fight or flight reflex is all 'flight' and he assumes that a big argument has ended everything. Ed and Izzy reassure him.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40262622

Author’s Tags:
Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Stede has never done this before, (this being a loving relationship with people who genuinely care about him), Stede fight or flight reflect is pure flight, Polyamory, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, (it's okay he gets one because the next tag is), Cuddling & Snuggling, Misunderstandings, Israel Hands Needs a Hug, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, everyone needs a hug guys, Stede Bonnet Has Issues, Everyone Has Issues, they're working through it though, Love Confessions


The Intro/Outro is “Never Love an Anchor” by The Crane Wives. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/0RPD5sbsSLnKWYOJ5iPPMm?si=5341856f27ee4c89

“on some level i think i always understood that a ship could never really love an anchor” (OFMD)

“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
it’s a storm.
all things considered, not even that big of a storm.
it ends up being a little more than a storm.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53210113
Author’s Tags:
Hurt/Comfort, Storms, When the storm is not just a storm, Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Set some time post episode 5 basically, Let me know if this needs other tags, dealing with your mortality fresh off of almost dying, no beta we die like zXXXXv if he doesn't figure his shit out

Podficcer note:
This was recorded for the 2024 VoiceTeam Week 2 Soporific challenge. The purpose of this fic is to help people fall asleep, so there is no music, but there are soundscapes in the background. If it helps you fall asleep please let me know in the comments <3

“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

"Avant Gardener" by oatmilktruther (OFMD)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary:
Launching a coordinated plan of attack just to buy some plants from a store that, as a course of business, sells plants might be a bit overkill, but when has Ed ever been able to say no to Stede?

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54903574
Author’s Tags:
Fluff, Pining, Love Confessions, a minor concussion, Bell's Nursery Annual Spring Has Sprung Extravaganza, Shenanigans, made up plants, Ed's horny inner monologue, Stede taking his gardening way too seriously and Ed being completely into it, First Kiss, I'm sorry I forgot how to tag a fic without doing a bit, But please let me know if anything's missing

The Intro/Outro is “could this be love?” by Saturn 17. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/480aVmwDIBeTSpSZORyhO0?si=7fe10ff004a4462e

"Avant Gardener" by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

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as if two particles from one by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

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