OFMD Explicit Single Recording Podfics

Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

This is the podfic for Late Night Vulgarities by Luddleston. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38211730

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary:

It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.

When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.

Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.

All three chapters are in this recording.

Fic Tags:

Pre-Slash, Pre-Relationship, Fantasizing, Masturbation, the puzzle that is Stede Bonnet's sexuality, Accidental Voyeurism, Mutual Masturbation, except not that mutual because Stede comes too fast, Premature Ejaculation, First Kiss, First Time, Hand Jobs

Late night vulgarities by Luddleston (OFMD)

Podfic for It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38129236

Rated: explicit

Fic summary: Ed wears one of Stede's silk robes. Things escalate quickly.

Fic Tags:

sweet loving sex, i need it for them ok, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, absolutely no plot. none., Praise Kink, Sharing Clothes, bottom ed rights

It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4 (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar” by CyborgShepard. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38309431

Rated: Explicit

Summary: “Everyone’s got a tribe. Like finding like. Where do you think you fit?”

He's never felt like he fit anywhere. Like a lighthouse, obstructive and crude, stuck on a cold, craggy shoreline, Stede is perpetually catching sight of others skirting around him in his light, before looking away again.

“Honestly, I’m just– just Stede.”

Boring. Divorcee. A late-bloomer and metaphorical virgin to the nuances of the modern gay man.

Ed hums, stretches his legs again. The leather of his pants crinkles. “I like that.”

Fic Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Gay Bar, Oral Sex, Slight feminization, Stede has Feelings, Leather Kink, no beta we get stabbed in all the important bits

A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar by CyborgShepard (OFMD)

Podfic for “So Good For Him” by leaveanote on AO3. You can find the fic at: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38398597

Rated:Explicit

Fic summary: 

Ed still isn't used to being vulnerable. But Stede's praise unlocks a part of him he didn't know he had.

And fuck, it feels good.

Fic Tags: 

Romance, Sex, Anal Sex, First Time Topping, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Service Top Stede Bonnet, Praise Kink, Fluff and Smut, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Deserves Nice Things, Top Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Switching, Porn with Feelings

So Good For Him by leaveanote (OFMD)

Podfic for “Intimately Rearranged” by givemebaretrees on AO3. Find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39731403

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary: Izzy needs a shave, after an injury makes him unable to hold a razor. Unfortunately for Izzy, he learns something new about himself when Stede steps in to assist.

Fic Tags: 
Shaving, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, Coming In Pants, literally don't know what else to tag for on this, stede doesn't know what's happening, ed does know what's happening and is having fun watching, izzy is touch starved and experiencing a crisis, i read 2 articles on 18th century shaving to research this, any historical accuracies were in pursuit of porn so i hope they can be forgiven, Touch-Starved Israel Hands, so glad that's a tag, oh also the stede beard comment in this is izzy being a brat, i am stede beard neutral personally

Intimately Rearranged by givemebaretrees (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Laughing Matter” by mxwicked on AO3. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38340565

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary: “Now you’re—” Stede babbles, going absolutely pinkish. “You’re laughing again!”

Ed nods, still giggling. “I’m just—I’m sorry, it’s not because—”

“Am I doing something wrong?”

“Stede, darling,” Ed says, cupping Stede’s face. “Don’t be foolish. It’s because you’re doing something right.”

 

Or: Stede’s never laughed during sex before. Hell, he’s barely even smiled. So when Edward can’t stop giggling during their first time, he’s not really sure what to think.

Fic Tags:
First Time, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Gentle Sex, Explicit Consent, talking about sex, laughing during sex, soft, i know this is a smut fic but it ended up being super soft, stede's abysmal attempts at dirty talk, stede learns that - gasp - sex can be enjoyable, Wank and Tell

A Laughing Matter by mxwicked (OFMD)

Podfic for “(to kneel) grotesque and bare” by jasontoddbootysquad. Find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38484754

Rated:Explicit

Fic summary: Izzy remembers a French vessel wreathed in flames, and the screams of powdered aristocrats as they leapt from the burning ship into the dark waters below. He remembers a cocky smile silhouetted against the raging fire as Stede Bonnet climbed clumsily back aboard the Revenge.

Izzy sees the sharp lick of those flames in his eyes as Stede whispers, “Kneel.”

 

The third time Izzy tries to kill Stede, they throw him in the brig. Stede eventually realizes talking it through may not be the most effective course of action.

Fic Tags:
Dominant Stede Bonnet, Sub Israel Hands, Switch Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Under-negotiated Kink, Power Dynamics, Choking, Cuckolding, Exhibitionism, Anal Fingering, Orgasm Denial

(to kneel) grotesque and bare by jasontoddbootysquad (OFMD)

Podfic for “i myself am the pedestal” by jasontoddbootysquad. Find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38700078

Rated: Explicit
 
Fic summary: Izzy faces Stede head on, not breaking eye contact as he peels the glove from his right hand, unknots the leather bands tied above his elbows, loosens the scarf around his neck. He tosses each item petulantly onto the floor between them as he peels off layer after layer of linen and leather, baring himself to the man in front of him.

The only thing that doesn’t make it to the floor is the ring at the base of his throat. He slips it onto the middle finger of his right hand, twisting it once, twice to warm the metal against his flushed skin.

Izzy gets released from the brig.

Sequel to “(to kneel) grotesque and bare”.

Fic Tags:
Dom Stede Bonnet, Sub Israel Hands, Switch Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Power Dynamics, Anal Sex, Face-Fucking, Breathplay, Come Eating, Hand Jobs, Overstimulation, fine fabrics, Aftercare

i myself am the pedestal by jasontoddbootysquad (OFMD)

This is the podfic for Bad to the Bone; Sick as a Dog by Antimonicacid on AO3. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39028767

Rated: Explicit

Pairing(s): Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, some bit of Edward Teach/Israel Hands

Fic summary: 

During a heated altercation, Izzy slips up and calls Stede “Daddy.” Stede interprets this to mean that Izzy clearly views him as a father figure, and needs a nurturing parental figure in his life. Izzy interprets this as yet another sign from God that he should've thrown himself overboard long ago.
 
Intro/Outro is “You Can Be The Boss” by Lana Del Ray(found here https://youtu.be/O2l_WCDNJAg)

Fic Tags:
Minor Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Daddy Kink, Izzy Hands cringe compilation, Spanking, Public Humiliation, Oral Sex

Bad to the Bone; Sick as a Dog by Antimonicacid (OFMD)

“To Be Just a Footnote in their Paragraph” by Foxtails
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Lucius Spriggs

Summary: There was always going to be a catch. There was always going to be some kind of terrible thing to counteract the unexpected selflessness of the two most selfish men Lucius knows.

And the terrible thing is sex. Because of course it is.

 

or: Lucius and the worst temporary roommates ever.

or: seventeen bad decisions in one sexy unethical trenchcoat: the musical

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46321168
Fic Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Threesome - M/M/M, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Accidental Voyeurism, a touch of exhibitionism, Dubious Ethics, all round horrendous decision making, but a good time is had by all

To Be Just A Footnote In Their Paragraph By Foxtails (OFMD)

“late night talking” by ephemeralgrime
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Stede Bonnet/Lucius Spriggs, background/past Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, background Lucius Spriggs/Black Pete
Part One of the “per my last email” series.

Fic Summary: 
“I can see what you listen to on Spotify, you know,” Lucius says, crossing one leg over the other. “You’ll have to tell me — how waks ‘Sad Girl Starter Pack?’”

"Lucius, I’m doing just fine,” Stede sniffs.

Lucius says nothing, just tips his glass to finish his drink so he can use the coaster to fan himself. He lets the silence stretch until Stede’s unstoppable impulse to chatter finally wins out.

“Alright,” Stede sighs, taking a prim sip of his beer. “I admit I may be feeling a little adrift.”

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40473408

Fic Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alcohol, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Lucius Spriggs, Polyamorous Lucius Spriggs, Stede Bonnet Has a Big Dick, Platonic Sex, Egregious HR Violations But it's FINE

Late Night Talking By Ephemeralgrime (OFMD)

“played it so nonchalant” by ephemeralgrime
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Lucius Spriggs, Stede Bonnet/Lucius Spriggs, Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach/Lucius Spriggs, Lucius Spriggs/Black Pete
Part Two of the “per my last email” series.

Fic Summary: 
Six months ago, Lucius had just been fired by Edward and was crying into an emergency midday gin and tonic until Pete could beg off work early and rescue him. And now he’s here, eating nighttime eggs and drinking champagne in his loft apartment after fucking his boyfriend.

Twice.

“Was it just me,” Pete says, awed, to the empty space where Edward just was. “Or was he hitting on you?”

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41935305

Fic Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alcohol, New Year's Eve, Oral Sex, Masturbation, lucius spriggs’ ongoing HR nightmare, a pinch of daddy kink to taste

Played It So Nonchalant By Ephemeralgrime (OFMD)

“as if two particles from one” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Still.

He likes Ed. He likes him so, so much. Too much to lie to him about this, and still, so much that it’s going to tear him apart when Ed leaves him.

Even if this was just supposed to be a bi-monthly thing. Acquaintances-with-benefits.

Friends-with-benefits, if Stede’s the one being asked.

More than that.

Stede would make Ed everything, if he asked.

(Already, he sort of is.)

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46539415
Author fic tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Hotels, Hotel Sex, Friends With Benefits, Developing Relationship, Established Relationship, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Male Character, Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Pregnancy Kink, Pregnant Sex, Breeding Kink, Mild Praise Kink, Flirting, Mutual Pining...While Fucking, it's complicated - Freeform, I Know The Rituals Are Intricate. I Know They Are, Casual Sex Becomes Very Uncasual Sex, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling, Vaginal Sex, Riding, Lap Sex, Clothed Sex, Boys in Skirts, Skirts, Pretty Boy Ed Teach, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Porn With Way More Plot Than I Intended To Have, Intimacy, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Author is trans, (reader tag: Reader is not trans), Not Beta Read, Seahorse Dad Stede Bonnet

Intro/Outro song is “Question…?” By Taylor Swift (https://open.spotify.com/track/6C7OF1Jal7YkyjzyUG8vkK?si=WRzITx5jQt621234d0kRag)

as if two particles from one by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“Cross the Finish Line” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
It’s a perfect distraction, and Oluwande slips from the madness into the darkness. All the sounds cut out abruptly, immersing him in silence.

His adrenaline keeps moving, blood still buzzing, heart thumping hard and fast in his chest. His cock’s still impossibly hard, the afterimage of Jim still burning in his eyes like he’s stared at the sun for too long.

‘Follow me,’ they’d said, deep voice curling warm and syrupy in his ear, and then they were gone—

—and now they’re here again, shoving Oluwande up against the closed door to the track.


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46225144

Author’s fic tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Sports, Alternate Universe - Racing, Lust at First Sight, Adrenaline, Trans Character, Canon Trans Character, Canon Non-Binary Character, Explicit Sexual Content, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, First Time, First Time Blow Jobs, First Kiss, Frottage, Smut, Shameless Smut, Gloves, Glove Kink, kind of?, Oluwande and Jim Meet In Any Universe and Just Go 'That's Mine'

Intro/Outro song is “Shut Up and Drive” by Rihanna (https://open.spotify.com/track/4Tn2llBm1g0UlWctmgPL8Z?si=2a379d0dfc9340f2)

Cross the Finish Line by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“When He's Given Something to Keep” by adhduck
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Thank you, by the way,” Stede adds, even though his heart is sort of in his throat about it. It’s not that he thinks it was wrong of Ed to punch the guy, or that he’s not grateful to be defended so fiercely. He loves when Ed gets all huffy and protective. It just feels a little different when your best friend punches a man into the appetizer table for insulting you and you also know you’ve been in love with him for thirty years. (The best friend, not the appetizer man.)

It’s also hard not to feel just a little guilty about the whole thing when you’re on your knees in the bathroom with a first aid kit spilled around you, watching that best friend’s face pinch up in an attempt not to wince when you first take his hand in yours.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45008467

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Time in a Bottle” by Jim Croce. You can find it here: 
https://open.spotify.com/track/561F1zqRwGPCTMRsLsXVtL?si=sGr1SPuJSyyez3cHmFA14g

Author’s Tags: 
Hurt/Comfort, Childhood Friends, Love Confessions, First Time, Blow Jobs, Face-Fucking, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Trans Male Character, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Hair-pulling, Both switches/verses though it does lean, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Light Dom/sub, Edging(just a lil), essentially this is the end of what should be a 100k slowburn, so you're welcome impatient people, ed is a cockslut (obviously), the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry when stede bonnet sees a cunt, Begging, they're both autistic and ed also has adhd, just so we're all clear, Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries

When He's Given Something to Keep By adhduck (OFMD)

“in for a penny” by petrichorca
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Stede Bonnet is wrongfully imprisoned in a Barbados drunk tank. His cellmate is a handsome stranger who wants to kiss him. Then they get out of jail and someone gets railed!
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40606515#main

The Intro/Outro is “In For a Penny” by Andy Clayburn. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1Gj6pekJOvhLlhZ9thDPoc?si=0d27eaeedd8f41dd

Author’s Tags:
Meet Cute but in Jail, Pre-Canon, Flirting, Making Out, Kissing, like lots of kissing, First Time, Casual Sex, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Anal, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Come Eating, Consent is Sexy, Idiots in lust, Men fucking and it feels good, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, First Time Topping, POV Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Māori Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Canon-typical swearing, Alternate Universe, Stockings Stay On, Someone touches Stede's knee pits, Stede Bonnet's calves, Intimacy, Sweet/Hot, Humor, Hopeful Ending, Smut

In For A Penny by Petrichorca (OFMD)

“Out of Control” by parrlen (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: Stede bought a new toy that turned out to be defective, and he needs Ed's help to get it out ;)
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44068530
Author’s Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sex Toys, Butt Plugs, Vibrators, Misunderstandings, Coming In Pants, Coming Untouched, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Love Confessions, First Kiss, First Time, Soft Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, brat stede Bonnet, Dirty Talk, Breathplay, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Riding, Idiots in Love, Stede Bonnet has had a very hard day, Suspension of disbelief was invented for this reason, Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries, EBPU, Extended Butt Plug Universe, Fluff and Smut

The Intro/Outro is “Out of Control” by She Wants Revenge. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/6gwJm7LgsaHdd3CWi4K8e8?si=f46ff8865ba34185

"Out Of Control" by parrlen (OFMD)

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard|Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Stede didn't know that he knew. what if he found out.
and what if it were lovely.
canon divergent, directly following S1 ep5 you wear fine things well

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50526568
Author’s Tags: 
post-S1 ep 5, hair unpinning trope my beloved, First Time, Kissing, Undressing, Frottage, Stede speed-runs being gay, Autistic Stede Bonnet, stupid puppet pulled it off

The Intro/Outro is “Honey" by The Lone Bellow. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ALH9oRd8FqjfsSH0d8Ft4?si=44da14e0e7814ed0

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)

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