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“Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed only calls Stede when he's high, until one night he isn't.
Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/39605937#main

Author tags: 
Modern AU, Songfic, Blood and Injury, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sort Of, they're still messy but thats okay

The Intro/Outro is “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here:https://open.spotify.com/track/086myS9r57YsLbJpU0TgK9?si=996b6bc346994fc4

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

This is chapter one for “Soft (A Love Story in Three Bites)” by mia_ugly
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: 
Crowley was an angel, once. Before she fell.

Aziraphale was a warrior (she fell too. In her own time.)


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20074090

Author’s fic tags: 
Ineffable Wives, Genderswap, Angst, Pining obviously, Gratuitous abuse of brackets, Gratuitous abuse of pears, Experienced Aziraphale (Good Omens), Offscreen reference to Aziraphale/OC

Intro/Outro song is “She” by dodie (https://open.spotify.com/track/45h4w81P5iJJTSeR0jJUQ8?si=f54fb224436b4045)

Chapter One for “Soft (A Love Story in Three Bites)” by mia_ugly (Good Omens)

This is Chapter Two for “Soft (A Love Story in Three Bites)” by mia_ugly
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: 
Crowley was an angel, once. Before she fell.

Aziraphale was a warrior (she fell too. In her own time.)


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20074090

Intro/Outro song is “Dream a Little Dream of Me” by Cass Elliott (Mama Cass) (https://open.spotify.com/track/3cOWCcBKwiwUs5PCYirwMI?si=SS6Lhg38TpOMZgAc6KXJIA)

Author’s fic tags: 
Ineffable Wives, Genderswap, Angst, Pining obviously, Gratuitous abuse of brackets, Gratuitous abuse of pears, Experienced Aziraphale (Good Omens), Offscreen reference to Aziraphale/OC

Chapter Two for “Soft (A Love Story in Three Bites)” by mia_ugly (Good Omens)

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46607350

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Circuital” by My Morning Jacket. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2j6LtwpubSwkfiFZrhSwDA?si=08180e17a7ba4d17

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Coffee Shops, Bakery and Coffee Shop, Romance, Flirting, Mutual Pining, Coffee, Allergies, Allergic reaction, Hospitalization, Hospitals, Humor, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Developing Relationship, Sickfic, Sick Character, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Not Beta Read, One Shot

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: 
Written for the one-year anniversary of the GO fanwork that is personally nearest and dearest to my heart.  

Aziraphale doesn’t need sonnets. She could write her own if she wanted to (though she’s more of a reader; her few attempts at poetry have been – middling.)

Some unauthorized, middling attempts.

Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/25659340

“Peach” from “Three Bites” by pinehutch (Good Omens)

“Plum” from “Three Bites” by pinehutch
Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: 
Written for the one-year anniversary of the GO fanwork that is personally nearest and dearest to my heart.  

Aziraphale doesn’t need sonnets. She could write her own if she wanted to (though she’s more of a reader; her few attempts at poetry have been – middling.)

Some unauthorized, middling attempts.

Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/25659340

“Plum” from “Three Bites” by pinehutch (Good Omens)

This is the intro for “Soft (A Love Story in Three Bites)” by mia_ugly
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Fic Summary: Crowley was an angel, once. Before she fell.

Aziraphale was a warrior (she fell too. In her own time.)


“Soft (A Love Story in Three Bites)” by mia_ugly found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20074090
“Three Bites” by pinehutch found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25659340

Intro for “Soft (A Love Story in Three Bites)” by mia_ugly (Good Omens)

“I Want It All” by oatmilktruther 
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: A sequel to “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” 
Original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48143884

Author tags: Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Panic Attacks, Flashbacks, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Blood and Injury, Not graphic but its in there, Minor Character Death, not onscreen and its cop redshirts and no one is terribly fussed about it, references to arms dealing, References to Drug Dealing, references to tamogatchi dealing, Cuddling, I love you's, sorta - Freeform, it's very sweet

The Intro/Outro is “I Want It All” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1j9rezdE3YeC7yktZXC1em?si=27ad1d8afa934f03

I Want It All by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

This is a collaborative podfic for “the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero.

This features the voices of SierraJaneSims (Ed, Narrator), Lyndzi Miller (Stede), her daughter (Viola and Ari), TheMrsScience (Jim and Oluwande), and her daughter (Hako and Unu). 

You can find Lyndzi Miller on SoundCloud here: https://soundcloud.com/lyndzi-miller
You can find TheMrsScience on SoundCloud here: https://on.soundcloud.com/p8jUU

Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
Fic Summary: 
“Thanks for the help,” Jim says. “Sorry to bombard you right when you get home.”

“Nah, I like being bombarded,” Ed replies. “Plus, this’ll be easy. I could use a win. You won’t fucking believe the truck I worked on most of today, Jim, I swear to fucking shit.”

He stops short when Viola comes running back up, a stick in her hands. Unu, Hako, and Ari have already gotten distracted again, playing a tag-game together on the lawn, but Viola’s returned dutifully to their side, holding the twig up in her palms.

“I got a screwdriver,” she announces to them. “Can I help?”

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46652134

Author’s Tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Mechanics, Mechanics, Motorcycles, Family, Family Fluff, Families of Choice, Kid Fic, Babies, Children, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Trans Male Character, Nonbinary Character, Pregnancy, Trans Stede Bonnet, Intimacy, One Shot, Not Beta Read, Stepdad Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Seahorse Dad Stede Bonnet

The Intro/Outro is “Lover” by Taylor Swift. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1dGr1c8CrMLDpV6mPbImSI?si=406e51597d744096

“the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero(OFMD)ft. Lyndzi Miller, TheMrsScience, and their respective kids

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): 
Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims

Fic Summary: 

The missing scene in Episode 117: Testament.

Jon goes off to save the world. Martin says goodbye (with a few metaphors.)



Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22850278

Author’s Tags: 

Season 3, Episode 117: Testament, saying goodbye, for 2000 words, Mutual Pining, Body Image, Scars, Idiots in Love, What's a bit of consensual beholding between bros?

“I Don’t Care” by Apocolyptica and Adam Gontier. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1WxF4gMsFXnKCyh48CW2RI?si=cc07a7b66fde4e43

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly (The Magnus Archives)

This is part one for “Leave A Message After the [Beep]” by Bazzpop (Good Omens)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Crowley & Muriel (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: 
Crowley picks up a habit of calling the shop phone just to hear the recording of Aziraphale’s voice and leaves messages on the ansaphone. Aziraphale, stuck up in heaven, accidentally receives his messages and sneaks away for a much needed reunion.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49554850

Author’s Tags:
Crowley embracing his depression era, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Good Omens Season 2, Post-Episode: s02e06 Every Day (Good Omens), Fix-It of Sorts, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), and they get it, Crying, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Crowley Needs a Nap (Good Omens), Muriel is a Child of Divorce (Good Omens), petition to make that an offical tag, Angst with a Happy Ending, a happier and more hopeful end than S2 did at least, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Ineffable Divorce | Aziraphale and Crowley Break Up (Good Omens), and a secret third thing, Ineffable Getting Back Together Again (Good Omens), Aziraphale Keeps a Diary (Good Omens)

The Intro/Outro is “Leave a Message” by Matt Hartke. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/35qui5WO3TbGFXG7VDMCR9?si=6695c2ceca104ed4

“Leave A Message After the [Beep]” by Bazzpop (Good Omens)

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