Rated G-T Podfics (All Fandoms)

Updated audio 9/2023
Podfic for “The One With the Apologies” by unpleasantdiversions on AO3. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45604612

This is part two of the Fluffy Kinktober-ish Swirl collection on their profile. I will be posting the other parts as well.

Rated: Teen

Fic summary: Set just a bit after S01E10. Content includes: leather care, depression, mention of toe, heartbreak, cuddling, and one dude who has like no idea whatsoever that he's in love. Rated T to keep in line with the general rating of the show.

Written for day 3 of Kinktober & Flufftober combined: leather, caretaking. Canon era. Previously posted as a chapter in "Fluffy Kinktober-ish Swirl."

Fic Tags:

Leather, Depression, Apologies, this one was neither fluffy nor kinky

Intro/Outro is “Sorry” by Halsey. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/44n97yHySt0Z9rqPaXgjCK?si=PoasOUZgTU6lHqMg6-sE1g

“The One With the Apologies” by unpleasantdiversions (OFMD) updated audio

Podfic for “The One With Only One Bed” by unpleasantdiversions on AO3. You can find the original work here: archiveofourown.org/works/45604360

This is part four of the Fluffy Kinktober-ish Swirl collection on their profile. I will be posting the other parts as well.

Rated: Teen

Fic summary: Ed/Izzy, rated probably T or even gen? it's very soft but there is a mention of a raid having happened.

Takes place in some nebulous future steddyhands situation.

Written for day 6 of Kinktober & Flufftober combined: bathing & only one bed. Previously posted as a chapter in "Fluffy Kinktober-ish Swirl."

Fic Tags:
Hurt/Comfort, Bathing/Washing, Hurt Israel Hands

The One with Only One Bed by unpleasantdiversions (OFMD)

“like my reflection (you move when I do)” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Oh, shit, thank God,” Stede exhales in a rush. “Ed, don’t move— You’re okay, alright? You just had a little fall, don’t move.”

“Stede?” Ed asks, groggy, confused. “What— Were we— Shower?”

Stede strokes Ed’s wet hair back a bit, tells him, “No, we weren’t showering. You slipped in the shower yourself, darling. I just called for help, you’re going to be okay. Don’t— Ed, don’t move your head, stop—”

“I’m okay,” Ed says, like Stede didn’t just find him naked and unconscious on the floor of his own bathroom.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46774789

Author fic tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Neighbors, Neighbors, Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, falling in the shower, Hurt Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Protective Stede Bonnet, Love Confessions, Minor Injuries, Unconsciousness, Caretaking, Cats, Hand-Wavy Depictions of Pirate Medical Care, But Modern Day, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Not Beta Read, One Shot

Intro/Outro song is “Soon You’ll Get Better” by Taylor Swift ft The Chicks (https://open.spotify.com/track/4AYtqFyFbX0Xkc2wtcygTr?si=E_J5HcBET9ioGtO-aeazOw)

like my reflection (you move when I do) by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“let the sugar sit ” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
r/HobbyDrama

u/DreadPirateBlackberries ● 4d

 

[Preserves and Jams] I confronted the jammer who kept buying all the empty jars from every store in the tri-county area and we ended up falling in love; now we make and sell our own preserves and jams and marmalades and everything. Here’s how people liking our jam too much almost destroyed my husband on our wedding day.


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46249105

Author’s fic tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, I'll Marry These Pirates A Million Times Before I'll Let This Company Die, pre-wedding jitters, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Reassurances, Weddings, Wedding Planning, Engagement, Humor, Domestic Fluff, Domestic, The Inherent Eroticism of Jamming and Canning and Preserving With a Loved One, Marmalades for Marriage, Intimacy, Not Beta Read

Intro/Outro: “Sweet Nothing” by Taylor Swift (https://open.spotify.com/track/3zmwONxswBAzGwExPugSLN?si=qBzN3jcsRCGWrgJaYau7eQ)

let the sugar sit by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“Going Steddy” by SierraJaneSims
Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Fic Summary: 
Based on a twitter prompt from @gentlesbeard profile: "Stede comes out to Ed as gay with a whole big speech about how he hopes this doesn’t ruin their friendship but he can’t hide it anymore. Ed thought they were already dating."

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47589313

Intro/Outro is “Here’s to Coming Out” by Chloe Ho (https://open.spotify.com/track/7xoZyiYAhaZfo8CYKU8d6X?si=decd5d803f7749af)

Author Tags:
Coming Out, one sided dating, Confusion, Confessions, First Kiss, neighbors to lovers to friends to lovers

Going Steddy By SierraJaneSims (OFMD)

“Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed only calls Stede when he's high, until one night he isn't.
Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/39605937#main

Author tags: 
Modern AU, Songfic, Blood and Injury, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sort Of, they're still messy but thats okay

The Intro/Outro is “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here:https://open.spotify.com/track/086myS9r57YsLbJpU0TgK9?si=996b6bc346994fc4

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46607350

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Circuital” by My Morning Jacket. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2j6LtwpubSwkfiFZrhSwDA?si=08180e17a7ba4d17

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Coffee Shops, Bakery and Coffee Shop, Romance, Flirting, Mutual Pining, Coffee, Allergies, Allergic reaction, Hospitalization, Hospitals, Humor, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Developing Relationship, Sickfic, Sick Character, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Not Beta Read, One Shot

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“I Want It All” by oatmilktruther 
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: A sequel to “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” 
Original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48143884

Author tags: Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Panic Attacks, Flashbacks, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Blood and Injury, Not graphic but its in there, Minor Character Death, not onscreen and its cop redshirts and no one is terribly fussed about it, references to arms dealing, References to Drug Dealing, references to tamogatchi dealing, Cuddling, I love you's, sorta - Freeform, it's very sweet

The Intro/Outro is “I Want It All” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1j9rezdE3YeC7yktZXC1em?si=27ad1d8afa934f03

I Want It All by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

This is a collaborative podfic for “the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero.

This features the voices of SierraJaneSims (Ed, Narrator), Lyndzi Miller (Stede), her daughter (Viola and Ari), TheMrsScience (Jim and Oluwande), and her daughter (Hako and Unu). 

You can find Lyndzi Miller on SoundCloud here: https://soundcloud.com/lyndzi-miller
You can find TheMrsScience on SoundCloud here: https://on.soundcloud.com/p8jUU

Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
Fic Summary: 
“Thanks for the help,” Jim says. “Sorry to bombard you right when you get home.”

“Nah, I like being bombarded,” Ed replies. “Plus, this’ll be easy. I could use a win. You won’t fucking believe the truck I worked on most of today, Jim, I swear to fucking shit.”

He stops short when Viola comes running back up, a stick in her hands. Unu, Hako, and Ari have already gotten distracted again, playing a tag-game together on the lawn, but Viola’s returned dutifully to their side, holding the twig up in her palms.

“I got a screwdriver,” she announces to them. “Can I help?”

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46652134

Author’s Tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Mechanics, Mechanics, Motorcycles, Family, Family Fluff, Families of Choice, Kid Fic, Babies, Children, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Trans Male Character, Nonbinary Character, Pregnancy, Trans Stede Bonnet, Intimacy, One Shot, Not Beta Read, Stepdad Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Seahorse Dad Stede Bonnet

The Intro/Outro is “Lover” by Taylor Swift. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1dGr1c8CrMLDpV6mPbImSI?si=406e51597d744096

“the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero(OFMD)ft. Lyndzi Miller, TheMrsScience, and their respective kids

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): 
Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims

Fic Summary: 

The missing scene in Episode 117: Testament.

Jon goes off to save the world. Martin says goodbye (with a few metaphors.)



Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22850278

Author’s Tags: 

Season 3, Episode 117: Testament, saying goodbye, for 2000 words, Mutual Pining, Body Image, Scars, Idiots in Love, What's a bit of consensual beholding between bros?

“I Don’t Care” by Apocolyptica and Adam Gontier. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1WxF4gMsFXnKCyh48CW2RI?si=cc07a7b66fde4e43

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly (The Magnus Archives)

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent
Collaborative podfic with @fake_geek_boy (https://on.soundcloud.com/jnWQ2)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Hello there Edward!

Ed dropped the skull. It bounced against the toe of his boot and then rolled awkwardly under his chair.

“The fuck?” Ed spun around, glaring in every direction as he tried to figure out where the voice was coming from. Was there someone hiding in his cabin? A crewmember? An enemy? “Who the fuck are you? Are you the skull?”

Well, the voice said primly, as though sitting down for story time. Remember that ship you raided last month?

Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49015480

Author’s Tags: 
Pre-Slash, Meet cursed, Still-a-pirate Blackbeard, Demonic Possession, Demon Stede Bonnet, Canon Era, Surprisingly fluffy given those tags


“Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by George Harrison. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2b1UmoYCPZw66nl8mJZtOP?si=11642e6e4c5648bc

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent (OFMD) ft. fake_geek_boy

“Earthly Pleasures” by ddagent (Good Omens)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: 
Welcome to Tadfield Farmer's Market. Over thirty stalls join us each month, including a distillery, various bakers, and two vendors who stare longingly at each other from their side of the street.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49551895

Author’s Tags:

Alternate Universe - HumanFarmer's Market, Baked Goods, Fruit, Pining, Lust, These two are really hungry for each other, Epistolary


The Intro/Outro is “Make Out” by Julia Nunes. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/7sDNOhZKTb7RBDm3udUGDo?si=3998ecca102c40cc

“Earthly Pleasures” by ddagent (Good Omens)

This is part one for “Leave A Message After the [Beep]” by Bazzpop (Good Omens)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Crowley & Muriel (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: 
Crowley picks up a habit of calling the shop phone just to hear the recording of Aziraphale’s voice and leaves messages on the ansaphone. Aziraphale, stuck up in heaven, accidentally receives his messages and sneaks away for a much needed reunion.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49554850

Author’s Tags:
Crowley embracing his depression era, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Good Omens Season 2, Post-Episode: s02e06 Every Day (Good Omens), Fix-It of Sorts, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), and they get it, Crying, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Crowley Needs a Nap (Good Omens), Muriel is a Child of Divorce (Good Omens), petition to make that an offical tag, Angst with a Happy Ending, a happier and more hopeful end than S2 did at least, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Ineffable Divorce | Aziraphale and Crowley Break Up (Good Omens), and a secret third thing, Ineffable Getting Back Together Again (Good Omens), Aziraphale Keeps a Diary (Good Omens)

The Intro/Outro is “Leave a Message” by Matt Hartke. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/35qui5WO3TbGFXG7VDMCR9?si=6695c2ceca104ed4

“Leave A Message After the [Beep]” by Bazzpop (Good Omens)

“Fond(ant)” by ddagent (Good Omens)
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: Aziraphale goes to Crowley's London bakery to sample wedding cakes. His fiancé never joins him. His fiancé doesn't exist.
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49257229?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_686943685

Author’s Tags:
Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Bakery, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Cake, Pining, Social Anxiety, Happy Ending

The Intro/Outro is “Honey + Tea” by Mōzi. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/7t9rZKKU43qcg5oyUEp4XL?si=fccf69821bb74514

“Fond(ant)” by ddagent (Good Omens)

“Parched” by Chocolatepot (OFMD)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Mary Allamby Bonnet/Doug, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Evelyn Higgins
Fic Summary: 
The sun comes in at an angle on the letter like a knife, highlighting the words “fond regards.” Fond. Regards. It makes Mary so angry that she could just ball her hands up into fists, shut her eyes, and scream at the top of her lungs. It’s a wave that goes through her and then subsides, washing out to leave her empty and trembling.

After Stede leaves home in the middle of the night, Mary grows and changes.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42165948#main

Author’s Tags: Falling In Love, Mary Allamby Bonnet-centric, No beta we die like Mary pretended Stede had, First Love, Healing

The Intro/Outro is “Northern Downpour” by Panic! At the Disco. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/49SL9f1Kz73p0bzsNPTY4l?si=fb18662ac51c4014

“Parched” by Chocolatepot (OFMD)

“on some level i think i always understood that a ship could never really love an anchor” by notebooksandlaptops
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands

Fic Summary:
Stede has never been in a loving relationship before. His fight or flight reflex is all 'flight' and he assumes that a big argument has ended everything. Ed and Izzy reassure him.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40262622

Author’s Tags:
Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Stede has never done this before, (this being a loving relationship with people who genuinely care about him), Stede fight or flight reflect is pure flight, Polyamory, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, (it's okay he gets one because the next tag is), Cuddling & Snuggling, Misunderstandings, Israel Hands Needs a Hug, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, everyone needs a hug guys, Stede Bonnet Has Issues, Everyone Has Issues, they're working through it though, Love Confessions


The Intro/Outro is “Never Love an Anchor” by The Crane Wives. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/0RPD5sbsSLnKWYOJ5iPPMm?si=5341856f27ee4c89

“on some level i think i always understood that a ship could never really love an anchor” (OFMD)

"Who Mourns For Crux?" by TheFoolsYouSee
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary: 
Everything else going on - cosmic factions shifting, impossible fantasies of the return of dead loves – that was all going to take some time to process. But this, Harrow could grasp. This she could feel. And the feeling was rising up to her face, just enough to spill out of her eyes.

“Tears?” Gideon asked, dumbfounded. “Tears for Crux, the Famously Shitty?”

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After the events of Nona the Ninth, Gideon and Harrow share a quiet moment together, and Harrow is surprised by how she seems to have changed since the last time she saw her Cavalier.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53540437

Author’s Tags: Harrowhark Nonagesimus experiences a variety of emotions, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Nona the Ninth Spoilers (Locked Tomb Series)

The Intro/Outro is "Everything Stays" from Adventure Time ft Olivia Olson. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2jnOUdpaFKr9koG1Vtbj6v?si=4c0b71eec6564fcb

"Who Mourns For Crux?" by TheFoolsYouSee (TLTS)

“(i shine only with the light you gave me)” by sashawire (TLTS)
Rated: Teen and Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, John Gaius | Necrolord Prime & Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary: 
God prods, gently, “Even just starting with their physical description, and we can go from there.”

“Imagine,” you say, from somewhere outside your body, “the worst shade of orange you’ve ever seen in your life.”

*

Harrowhark receives her saintly title.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31013492
Author’s Tags:Slight Canon Divergence, Missing Scene, Grief/Mourning, talking shit as a love language

The Intro/Outro is “The Moon Will Sing” by The Crane Wives. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4c0tJe2ENJwrZbn9Bap2qs?si=cebc7c0c14bd4a2c

“(i shine only with the light you gave me)” by sashawire (TLTS)

"Hooters Across the Houses" by glitterpig (TLTS)
Rated: Teen and Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary:
Dear BladeBabe9, I read your story. You sound single lmao - Necr0mantic
Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/35777731
Author’s Tags: Porn Magazines
The Intro/Outro is “UrbanAngel1999” by Thomas Headon. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/6OjWT7MkkNFvvlRvILPg6v?si=402b8931afe34266

"Hooters Across the Houses" by glitterpig (TLTS)

“true love’s kiss, or something equally nauseating” by corpsesoldier (TLTS)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary:
She was where she needed to be. She was going to pull her necro out of this godforsaken tomb, end the game of musical bodies they were playing, and then everything would be all right. Harrow would be alive. And Gideon was going to give her shit for approximately the next myriad for not just taking what she’d offered and saving them a whole lot of trouble.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26414632
Author’s Tags:
Reunion, Kissing, Harrow the Ninth Spoilers (Locked Tomb Trilogy)Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, listen how else do you wake up a comatose girl in a glass coffin, I'm too stupid to know how necromancy works but luckily so is gideon

The Intro/Outro is “First Light” by Hozier. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/0xCYHtz6bHgKY9zqP7Yciu?si=be3a564ede9742ff

“true love’s kiss, or something equally nauseating” by corpsesoldier (TLTS)

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