LYRICS:

I got a clean mouth, 
No potty mouth for me
I use that Listerine,
Cussing ain’t my cup of tea

Holy ship you mudderfudging piece of shitake mushroom
I hate your guts you fricking piece of ship but I must not assume 
I keep it G-rated, like the Gangster I am
But you can read between the lines and see that you’re not my friend

What the heck, you can burn in H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS,
That’s what you get, I can’t believe you think your bum is super thick

Of all the girls I’ve ever met, you’re the absolute worst-est (the worst)
You’re the sluggiest of them all, so you can suck on my deck (oh yeah)
Suck my deck, suck my deck
You can suck on my deck
I’ll even print it out in pdf before I present

You wear them short short shorts, flirt with them jocks and dorks
You such a slug, (that’s right I said it)
A big ole’ slug, (yeah you heard it)
You’re like a snail without the shell, slide naked straight into motels
You such a slug, (that’s right I said it)
A big ole’ slug, (yeah you heard it)

I bet you’re all about that HORTiculture,  (HORTiculture)
That’s right I’m talkin ‘bout that gardening (or am I?)

After all, you’re a hoe, garden metaphor of course,
At twenty four, you’re just a hoe looking poor, nothing special, 

I gotta a huge COCK...erspaniel (it’s super big)
and it’s BEAUTIFUL to look at (seriously look at this photo)
If you want to COME touch it (you can come over)
It’s better than expected

I got a clean mouth (clean mouth)
No potty mouth for me
I use that Listerine (listerine)
Cussing ain’t my cup of tea

Holy ship you mudderfudging piece of shitake mushroom
I hate your guts you fricking piece of ship but I must not assume 
I keep it G-rated, like the Gangster I am
But you can read between the lines and see that you’re not my friend

Oh my gosh what the heck, go to heck, burn in heck,
Get the heck away from me, you can shut the heck up

No Cussing [prod. Potillo]

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