Tiger Woods loves two things in life: golf and tequila. This is the tragic yet edgingly good story. The Silky Chicken Strokers cum back with, yet again, another banger in this year of our Lord (TIGER WOODS) 2023. Having a new studio residence in Brookytown Massive-Two-Shits, The Strokers are back and cumming HARD on your Ear Drum Holes. 

After taking a hiatus to purse soo greater career opportunities and slanging cooch, the Strokers release now to the world on Soundcloud.com and Laserdisc (in select regions) the true account of Tiger Woods, as recounted by his late, late desendent Cheeto and Porcupine Woods. 

In order of cock size: Cheeto, Porcupine, Tiger, Horse. 

Written by Cheeto (TM) Woods. 

This IS sponsered by whatever fucking company pays us money. We want BITCHES BABY!!! BITCHIES FOR DADDY!!!! DADDY NEED HIS BITCHIES!!!! TIGER WOODS MEAN BITCHIES GIVE COOCHIE!!!! 

FYI: Tiger Woods has a breeding kink.

NOW GO CUM TO THIS. Only people who can orgasm allowed to listen. Infants will die. No jacking off you fucking gimp, get back in the playroom you dirty, dirty, dog, you. Do you kiss your mother with that cock? That lil bitty gimp cock? (FYI, the gimp is Jaxxon, but he's of age now. #18+ inches of cock are in his asshole as we speak)

Please don't tell my employers about this, thnx.

Coors Light, Coors Light (I Love Coors Light) (REAL) - By Tygga Wuudz

The Tragic Death Of Tiger Woods (REAL)

The Silky Chicken Strokers have returned, and now bring multi-billion dollar corporations into the pussy folds. #Fishy #AudioJungle

EX ON MOBLE (I Enjoy It When She Strokes My Cock) - 30 Second Ad

Slurpy, slurpy Daddy. This meaw is messy. Your dirty pasta whore wants your Ragu, baby. Oh, fuck, Daddy. Give me your Ragu. RAGUUUUUUUUUU

Fuck, you filled my entire vagina with jizzim. Good on ya, mate!

Mister Peppadeeno

R Kelly's Sniffing Underpants

B.B. King (Big Black Child)

Once upon a time, one Chicago Balls black man used my rock hard penis to make a 90 year old achieve climax. It was nasty good, bro, her cum smelled like the inside of a fish oil bottle and I fucking devoured that shit up bitch. Do you think black old ladies taste musty? Cause this old white bitch did. 

We, the silky chicken strokers formally endorse the elderly. We are staunch advocates of healthcare, and urge you to visit Wwww..Government-a-fisted-healthcare.gov to learn more about how YOU can keep your socially unacceptable pussy clean.

Fuck Chris Hansen and his little baby shrimp cock. He does terrible work and puts innocent people into jail by using old ladies on park benches as bait for honorable young men like us. How were we to know, Chris? How the fuck were we supposed to know? 

Fuck Jaxxon
-Jodran

PisS: My lips be dusty crusty musty bro. Busty on me crusty! <3 So, check it, gumjobs are litty from old bittys. There is white liquid escaping my pee pee whole and it feels soooo goooood.

otits reddong pard 1 (pard 1 of pard)

smelly smelly smelly! Pee-ewe! You know who it is. We back ho, banging the past with out bangers, medieval shit ya know? Feet stank then and there was a lot and I'm scared? Who Gummy Guy? Rest in Piece Betyonce, Queen B. RIP.Buzzbuzz motherfucker. Haha. LMAO. Does it hurt once in a while when you bang your finger in the door of a car? I did that yesterday and it really sucks. Ouchy-wowee!! The only thing this recording session needed was King Labia II to confirm the true stench of his fucking "wife" or whatever. The end, no further questions.

Fuck Jaxxon,
Gooch and Dong

the final stroke

meaty meaty meatloaf. i take mine with cheese, please. silky chicken strokers are back at a new place, new time, new location. Did I say that right? I don't know. We're back with our good pal Mr. Grinder, hitting us up with the vox and the axe (the body spray, please sponsor us, i wanna smell good.) 

you ever had, like, some of mama's mysterious meatloaf and you felt all quirky? i sure have. this is what that story is about cuz. ya heard. 

now, you know us, we love shitting on our boy Jaxxon (cleaveland steamer baby) the cob boy from illionis with a con dad surrounded by corn. Yeah. Remember him? We've moved on. But he still sucks his dad's little eeny weeny plastic bazonga. Let your ears be bleached with the musical genius of Gooch, Dong, and Mr. Grinder. Shmuel is bound and gagged, but that fucking cuck enjoys this shizz nasty style dawg. Are you? Do you need some water? Maybe drink out of Jaxxon's Mom's bigfoot vagina. Her period tastes like Charlie Kirk's neck yesterday. 

Have the butcher boys been by? Smells like a fucking slaughterhouse in here.

bleech en meetloaph (single)

Silky Chicken Strokers II