Slurpy, slurpy Daddy. This meaw is messy. Your dirty pasta whore wants your Ragu, baby. Oh, fuck, Daddy. Give me your Ragu. RAGUUUUUUUUUU

Fuck, you filled my entire vagina with jizzim. Good on ya, mate!

R Kelly's Sniffing Underpants

B.B. King (Big Black Child)

Once upon a time, one Chicago Balls black man used my rock hard penis to make a 90 year old achieve climax. It was nasty good, bro, her cum smelled like the inside of a fish oil bottle and I fucking devoured that shit up bitch. Do you think black old ladies taste musty? Cause this old white bitch did. 

We, the silky chicken strokers formally endorse the elderly. We are staunch advocates of healthcare, and urge you to visit Wwww..Government-a-fisted-healthcare.gov to learn more about how YOU can keep your socially unacceptable pussy clean.

Fuck Chris Hansen and his little baby shrimp cock. He does terrible work and puts innocent people into jail by using old ladies on park benches as bait for honorable young men like us. How were we to know, Chris? How the fuck were we supposed to know? 

Fuck Jaxxon
-Jodran

PisS: My lips be dusty crusty musty bro. Busty on me crusty! <3 So, check it, gumjobs are litty from old bittys. There is white liquid escaping my pee pee whole and it feels soooo goooood.

otits reddong pard 1 (pard 1 of pard)

smelly smelly smelly! Pee-ewe! You know who it is. We back ho, banging the past with out bangers, medieval shit ya know? Feet stank then and there was a lot and I'm scared? Who Gummy Guy? Rest in Piece Betyonce, Queen B. RIP.Buzzbuzz motherfucker. Haha. LMAO. Does it hurt once in a while when you bang your finger in the door of a car? I did that yesterday and it really sucks. Ouchy-wowee!! The only thing this recording session needed was King Labia II to confirm the true stench of his fucking "wife" or whatever. The end, no further questions.

Fuck Jaxxon,
Gooch and Dong

the final stroke

meaty meaty meatloaf. i take mine with cheese, please. silky chicken strokers are back at a new place, new time, new location. Did I say that right? I don't know. We're back with our good pal Mr. Grinder, hitting us up with the vox and the axe (the body spray, please sponsor us, i wanna smell good.) 

you ever had, like, some of mama's mysterious meatloaf and you felt all quirky? i sure have. this is what that story is about cuz. ya heard. 

now, you know us, we love shitting on our boy Jaxxon (cleaveland steamer baby) the cob boy from illionis with a con dad surrounded by corn. Yeah. Remember him? We've moved on. But he still sucks his dad's little eeny weeny plastic bazonga. Let your ears be bleached with the musical genius of Gooch, Dong, and Mr. Grinder. Shmuel is bound and gagged, but that fucking cuck enjoys this shizz nasty style dawg. Are you? Do you need some water? Maybe drink out of Jaxxon's Mom's bigfoot vagina. Her period tastes like Charlie Kirk's neck yesterday. 

Have the butcher boys been by? Smells like a fucking slaughterhouse in here.

meetloaph in my gumbs (and also my tummy as well as my gumbs (sad))

dick dip

When a white man who is tall runs from the cops, he done truly fucked up. Or is sheltering enemies of the state (illegals).

meetloaph in my gumbs (and also my tummy as well as my gumbs (sad))

Silky Chicken Strokers II